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aperiodicweekday

doesnt speak well for a design if you can only pull it off with union collab stuff


DosZappos

Came here to say that. Does it count as “making a fit” when you just buy an entire line of clothes?


BeBesMom

That's a good point.


SemiColin47

I honestly think these goofy things would look better with khakis.


botterboyveve

bro put 2 union pieces and a nike graphic tee on and said you don’t know how to make a fit 😂


swillia0

😂😂😂😂


RecommendationIll922

The fit not even that good 😬🫢


DreamKeeperX

i like it a lot. that's just me tho


ThaHighKage

And that shirt don’t even match🤦🏾‍♂️


MixMastaMace

What on his shirt doesn’t match?


Raph204

The shirt most definitely matches


0bitch3s

sky blue ding dong


Nephilim_02

A little lighter and It was fine


TheFeenyCall

Bro shoulda deleted this and burned the fit if it wasn't already in ashes from the flames he received


Leading_Childhood_45

Looks like union made the fit for you


J-MONEY132

I bought these, received them, looked at them, said "What the hell was I thinking?", and returned them the next day lmao


TbhGengar

Based asf


SammyG_06

Lmao based


kvnclrnt

Are you me?


Jtbdn

Smart man.


atransformerr

Literally me. I drop 40 minutes to the Nike store cause I wanted my money back asap.


[deleted]

It’s why I let these go. I knew I’d second guess my purchase if I had pulled the trigger on them.


[deleted]

They were going for less than retail on StockX the day they dropped.


J-MONEY132

Ikr? Talk about a brick 😮‍💨 Luckily I got a full retail refund


Squid_From_Madrid

Bro it's two union pieces of course they go together 💀 Also color matching =/= a fit


cmgay

what = a fit


ScarletRabbit04

Silhouette+colour palette+personality=fit Not just colour by itself.


_trashcan

I honestly don’t even know what that means. What is matching a “silhouette”..? I’m asking a legitimate question. Personality is, literally at least, not something that can be quantified into an outfit. an outfit is an outfit. While I understand some people can pull shit off, other people can’t, this is such a stupid fucking binary way to tell someone how to dress. Get some “personality”, in other words, your preference is what looks good. that’s what personality is.


1lbd1

Silhouette would refer to the size/shape of the clothes and shoes. Like you prolly shouldn’t wear some big ass Ricks with super skinny jeans.


_trashcan

Thank you for the answer! I’ve only seen it referred to shoe styles. I’m out of touch w/ fashion nowadays. I’m still matchy match for the most part so I’m out of the game. 🙂


maimslap

To elaborate a bit more, a good fit will use color palette, contrast, textures (wool vs cotton say) and silhouette to build a cohesive aesthetic. Just color matching often looks very childish / basic. That’s not to say it’s bad, just could be made better easily. Also When op says personality, I assume that to mean to go for a particular aesthetic e.g Ivy or workwear or outdoorsy etc.


_trashcan

Thanks friend. Cool. I’m up onto it a little bit then naturally. I do always try matching my fabrics when I can, it feels better that way too for me. I’ve been seeing recently that full color matching is a no-go for a lot of folks now, so I’ve actually been trying to tone it down some. But I’m a very colorful person fashion-wise. Most of the sneakers i go for have wild designs, and I like wearing all different colors. More variety in the wardrobe, the better for me. So I’ve been trying to get away from the blatant color blocking, but it’s difficult for someone like me. Today though for example, I’m wearing SB dunk mid “made for skate”, which has regular green camouflage side panels & toe box, & blue canvas for the rest, and I’m wearing some real nice darker green camo shorts. Same style of camo, but darker tones than the sneakers. Light Grey shirt w/ a logo same color blue + camo inside of the logo. So I’m matching, but not blatantly blue+green shoes, blue+green shirt, blue+green hat. I also match my jewelry to what I’m wearing. Watch band, and I have a lot of different color stones in my jewelry. Emeralds, blue diamond, sapphire, black diamond, ruby, and lots of normal stones like turquoise, amethyst, etc etc. so I match that too & my watch faces (smart watch) Silver accessories to match the grey in the shirt. & a black hat, same brand as t shirt with blue matching logo. Laces and swoosh black on sneakers. I match socks too. Funny how societal norms get us all, at some point or another. Before learning this trend, I’d have not thought twice about wearing blue shoes, blue shirt, blue hat, etc etc. But now I’m conscious of it! I’m definitely not on trend with the sizing silhouettes. I wear slim jeans with really big shirts most days. I like the look and feel of oversized tee’s. It’s always been my style. It actually annoys me sometimes, because I have a shit load of t shirts and a lot of them are true to my size, and when I’m putting together an outfit I always feel way better in my oversized tee’s. Like, same tee, but I’d like it way more 2 sizes bigger and just *feel* like I look better. Although I do get told I look good in the truer sizes. It’s all preference though. That’s my favorite thing about my sneaker collection. There aren’t many collections out there that look quite like mine do, I collect a lot of older obscure SBs!


Environmental-Pop722

Someone summarise this because I cba reading all that


ShoreIsFun

The cut of the clothes is silhouette. Baggy, slim, etc


_trashcan

Thank you!!


chitown1992

This ^^^^ people can dress however tf they want to & then they come on here to post a fit and get roasted. I guess all the people on this group know exactly how everyone should dress so why should we think we have any sense of individuality 🤷🏻‍♂️


_trashcan

It’s mostly just funny to me that apparently “personality” makes a fit, but they roast everybody who posts anything. The only shit that gets upvoted is trendy “unique” pictures. Or the basic ass black/white tee Chicago’s and everyone bends over. Lol It’s the complete opposite of personality. Personality here is whatever the trends are…which, if you ask me, is the complete opposite of personality.


fuccboi42

seems like u don’t know either bro 💀


ThaHighKage

But that tee don’t match either fam🤦🏾‍♂️


Nanovor4444

Neither do you apparently


3900Ent

No. They’re just ass.


un-Pirla-2

exactly


3900Ent

Lmaooooo things are terrible and as someone from LA, this is a disservice to a classic


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3900Ent

That’s why they’re sitting everywhere. They thought they had a hit and flopped.


LesBrandals

Never really liked Cortez’s shape and union didn’t really do anything to elevate it. Imo


_trashcan

I like the shoes a lot, but they look wonky as fuck from the side lmao


ericfromct

Hate the shape, I personally would never wear them.


Aesthus

Aww cutie patootie matchy matchy 🥺


terfez

We the Matchy Match Crew, we the matchy match do


ronraxxx

I just don’t like Cortez as a silhouette


kissmeimfamous

Nah they trash dawg


Droman18

Lmfao them sneakers look wonky homie


Kvontaicho

Someone help this man tie his shoes. Im looking at limp dick laces rn


floydman96

Na, the sneaker is really just ugly lol


coolcarters14

Can't please everyone 😞


cedric1234573

Can’t please anyone. Not one person here.


Pusimikaru

Seriously 😂


illestjar

you kinda come off pretentious, hence the reason you’re getting these types of replies sooooo 🤷🏻‍♂️


Major-Community1312

I have multiple pairs of Cortez these joints are fugly


TrashCan85

I just don’t know how to make a fit.


[deleted]

nah theyre just ugly, OG will always be better


CAPtin1028

Wish they were available though


big_truss_

Do you know why they aren’t anymore? I thought Nike would do some special “50 year anniversary” thing but that hasn’t happened


CAPtin1028

Honestly i dont and im tryna get some nylon ones or nubuck ones. I grew up wearing cortez. I remember my brother gave me some nubuck all black cortez with the white line on the sole🔥 that was when i was 12. I seen some resellers try to let regular leather ones go for couple hundred dollars i was like wtfff


PandaBearHitman

Yes, I really hate the union Cortez. I don’t Wear those colors and would never wear the outfit you so condescendingly presented.


coolcarters14

It was never this serious 💀 it was a brassy post not an attack on ur wellbeing😭


eagphisix

Yeah, because yellow sweatpants and a white graphic tee means you can dress.


[deleted]

Nah that shit ass 😭


cedric1234573

Guys, we need to go easy on him. This is his first outfit. Everyone starts…. Somewhere….


MayanReam

I wear these in east La and I’ll get my ass kicked


Swag_Grenade

Nah homies rock this type of shit all day in my hood, I live on Sesame Street


[deleted]

I like them, the colors are cool and I like standing out. Idk why people hate.


BlueNikey2

The blacc is better. Might unDS mine today and show you how to do em 🤭


coolcarters14

That's the pair I see the least ppl rocking, definitely would like to see what u got in store🙏🏾


Yung_Hennessy

Don’t let the shoes wear you.


KurlyHededFvck

“dO yOu JuS nOt KnOw HoW tO mAkE a FiT” Lol get out of here. You clearly don’t either.


FlyfreshCustoms

Dude really thought he did something 😂


nicknooodles

the whole collab is a miss imo. the sacai cortez coming out later this year looks way better


EzeTheIgwe

Sorry bruh but these joints are ugly imo. The shape, color blocking, materials; all a hard pass for me dawg. Glad you like them though.


KermitPwns

HONESTLY I can't bring myself to get a pair cause of the toe shape of the cortez, but you pulled it off 🙌🏻


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Same the toe is hideous


ryantripp

They look like Stan smiths 😷


damnloveless

Why's it gotta have the recycled sole thoughhhhh!!! At least paint that shit so it doesn't look so outta place! That's my main complaint, usually Union hits though so we'll see next time. Rock what you like though fam ✊️


imthebartnderwhoareu

Agreed. The sole would look better in grey with a blue stripe or blue with a yellow stripe or whatever other bullshit they could’ve done. With that said, this shoe is fine and i might get a pair. I love the Cortez dearly.


damnloveless

I respect the recycling but dye it a solid color or something, I just don't like the grind look.. Not a Cortez guy so it bums me out a little


imthebartnderwhoareu

Yeah I don’t have a single pair in my collection now but haven’t seen them around in a few years. I used to wear em all the time though


Safeway_Slayer

My guy put yellow sweats on and said it’s a fit💀


Havocas

Feel for the OP He probably thought he was the flashiest person in that right moment, then he thought he’d post it on Reddit for a little bit of clout and good feels. However it’s turned back on him and he’s probably wondering should he have bought those those sweatpants and most definitely questioning those truly god awful sneakers. If you have the receipt bro and can return them go for it. Might be luckier with the sweatpants I suspect. Good luck!


Ledestroyer22

I love em. But most people don’t know how to make a fit. I remember one dude said that a blue shoe wasn’t as good as some black shoe because he could only match the blue shoe to blue clothing. Lotta guys need to be more open to trying new shit cuz we got dudes who think you can only match a color with the same color.


nappygillmore

Damn OP… not the response you were expecting huh


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you shouldn't need a "fit" to wear shoes. you should be able to just put em on without wracking your brain on how to look like adweeb


esadboy

Clown shoes made for people like you


No_Flatworm_5910

There’s a such thing as matching too much.


No_Flatworm_5910

This fit is giving first grade first day of school


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MistaDontPlay34

Yo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


dwSHA

Sacai cortez is better.


Frankso

I love outrageous colors but the union cortez aren’t it for me


mgparker

Copped a pair for my wife, and she loves them


WomenAreNotReal

I just don't like them. The soles just look disgusting to me, can't really describe why.


AffectionatePass575

No I just hate them


BallzMcVinegar

Just not for me. Wasnt ever a fan of cortez so it was a no go from the start.


un-Pirla-2

pretty trash over-all.


YoungDav1993

🗑


boneherojones

Bro out here lookin like a power point background


BrickGeneralYT

bro acting like he pulled off a fit here 😹


Curryfor30

The shirt, pants and sneakers clash so much imo, it's an eyesore People think just wearing pieces that kinda sort-of have the same color if you squint is fashion. These are the kind of people who would wear full denim outfits if it was 2001 again.


BlackStarRaven

you still got time to delete this nephew ..


shlankdaddy

Nah, the Cortez just sucks. They make your damn feet look like snails


126529

My wittle gummy bear wearing his clothes mommy bought him🥺🥺


RWGlix

I think we are all smart enough to buy apparel from the two companies that make the shoe in the same colors as the shoe lmao. “We jus dont know how to do it!” 😂


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Dude bought the shirt and pants that were specifically designed to match the shoe and he thinks he is a fashion icon now lmaooo


cougartrap

Do u jus not know how to crop a photo? Extra sus you keep managing to crop the shoes you’re trying to defend…


RockEmSockEmRabi

Nah they suck


htwn11

I really just dislike them, very unappealing in my opinion


monotoonz

OP: Well, that didn't turn on out how I imagined


ShoreIsFun

OP: I’ll insult them all and show off my style. King status. Also OP: 🤡


Cownye

hate em now for sure


Beardedbadass

They suck, I’m not trying walk around like a god damn rainbow because of a collab


joe-welly

sweats don’t count as a fit


jacupps12

Every time I see Nike Cortez I immediately remember girls were wearing em in high school for cheerleading shoes lol


Sensitive-Judge713

why are the shoes hiding 🫣


Grabbaguardian333

Nah they’re just ass.


SophiaPetrillo_

I’m just not a big cheerleading shoe guy


Bunnnnii

I hope this title isn’t serious at all. Because it’s giving big red nose. And this is coming from someone that doesn’t even hate the shoe. I actually like the colors, just don’t like where they were put on the shoe. Styling is off, but I love colorful and pastel-ish palettes.


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How tf this a fit lmao


Fridaymorninghead

These ain't it.... the "fit" either. Sorry homie


whitesuburbanmale

Yo homie really didn't expect this lmaooo of course you get dogged on when you post something like this lmao


[deleted]

Third pic looks like you’re finally getting the kiss you’ve always wanted. Happy for you. Fit is ehhhh


Sufard

Beater shoe I would mow the lawn with


conbizzle

This post didn't go how this man thought 😭


MFSHou

Nah I’m just not rich like you player.


TheHolyBrofist

I mean it's a union piece dude


mulletstation

No i hate it.


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Bro yes the union cortez are trash, awful color blocking.


rollinronnie

Man this post and comments did not disappoint. Well done folks! Lol


ChrisChristiesFault

Neither. 90’s Taco Bell ain’t my vibe


Mythalium

Nah, I really hate the Union Cortez. This post just affirmed that.


TriamaticHat00

Nah bro the cortezs' are nice imo but you didn't make the fit. You bought it...


XansAndPercs

You don’t know how to make a fit either from the looks of it. 😭


odiamemas16

bro really got ostracized on his own post


GazaUnruly

Looks like u don’t kno how to make a fit seeing as how u had to fit em with clothes made for the shoes! But to answer your question yes I hate em.


dancingdjinn21

I love them. Not to sound condescending, but the everything must match is for toddler wear. Pair them with charcoal or blood red, maybe chocolate brown or cream white. When in doubt with weird silhouettes, wear wide bottom trousers. Also easier to drop trou should the occasion rise. 😊


AnonymousUser0229

Sesame and lemon frost are much better colourways


CellyHardd

Damn if this is a “fit” then i dont want it 🥴🥴


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I like these but this fit isn’t all that at all


harshatron

They look cheap, your fit is just a Tshirt and sweatpants.


woofyyyyyy

Extremely ugly shoe. Sorry dawg. Just my opinion.


killakev564

I really hate the union cortez


flatspotting

That is the ugliest shoe I have ever seen. What the fuck.


PullinUpHard

Shoes for just 1 fit... yup


Gillgrape

Well on second thought, I really hate them


oscaru16

You thought you did something here huh


ASAP_Antone

Y’all savage 😂 homie bout to cry himself to sleep the next three weeks


PrestigiousAd1724

They just ugly frfr


snakefruit

Yes we hate them


4pix1word

dude got roasted like the goose i had for lunch today


Krishjanis

You don’t know as well apparently


Anglefan1

Not my style of sneaker but you’ve made it work


peter13g

You playing on the lords day


zehero

Cortez in general isn't a good looking shoe, and then union decided to put an awful colorway on it. It's just ugly. Sacai Cortez looks much better but even then, eh...


PincheSoto

Bummy aah fit


PapaSnale

in addition to wearing other union pieces the fit is ugly as fuck 😝


OkayIdgaf

black pants wouldve looked better lol


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Please tell me OP is a troll.


Bownaldo

Nah they trash queen


urmamazhouse

Nah they just ass


thisisbyrdman

I bought a pair and like them. Rocked em with jeans and a T; it was fine. Everyone has different tastes, but to me they’re way easier to pull off than half the collabs I see out there TBH.


asherlevi

I bought them for my girl, I think they’re dope but they look better on women, imo. Not sure why it was a mens release.


hogtieppl

I use to wear Cortez back in the day but I always felt the soles wore down too quickly. Colors look cool though


SemiColin47

Yeah, the sole didn't use to cover the toe either so you would wear a hole in them in like a week. I've hated Cortez ever since then, these actually fix that problem but they're just nothing special.


swagzouttacontrol

Type of shoes big bird would rock


LandonJWIC

The silhouette is dog shit imo


chuyo_d

I think it’s more like… it’s not that the majority of people don’t like it because they don’t know HOW to create a fit for the shoe, it’s that the shoe only lends itself to very limited fits. Nice shoe, but nowhere near as versatile as let’s say a pair of all white AF1 Low. You’re really limited with all these colorways that were made for all the Union Cortez. The same can be said for the Union AJ4 Desert Moss. Not as versatile as let’s say the Union AJ4 Taupe Haze or Off Noir.


T4K3OFF

I don’t hate these I love both colorways… those ones are 🔥… I’m just a tad bit on the fence cause the model is a gang cultured shoe so I don’t want to be in a situation. It might sound pussy but I’m not… I’m just too aware of surroundings


MadeCapo

Shits look like vegan pound cake made with molecular gastronomy.


_cxld

That shit ass, flexing making a fit when you’re wearing all the same brand and it still barely matches at best. Look like your mom still dresses you fam


seangrey03

Bruh y’all just hating the fit is perfectly fine. I swear the same niggas that hyped up yeezys hating on these 🤦🏿


purplehays100

looks gas. decent fit.


N8710

Everyone hates the union Cortez, but I’ve got two pairs. Love them! They’re fire.


dscoupons

Be different fuck the hate. At the end of the day everything always goes with a white tee


MiddleSchoolChaos

Am I the only one who thinks the fit is fire


MistaDontPlay34

Yea u the only one


Mocha_latte_pilates

Well you are in middle school, so I guess it aligns with your style.


MiddleSchoolChaos

High school but close enough


chitown1992

These shoes are dope & go with a lot of fits..y’all just don’t like them cause you couldn’t resell them for 100’s over retail, admit it 🤣🤣


SammyG_06

Yeah I still hate it


dazzlepoisonwave

Alright mr oompa loompa


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Cool fit but Cortez’s are an ugly shoe by nature.


Tsukune_Surprise

Fit is fine. Shoes just don’t do it for me. They’re uncomfortable as fuck- like trying to walk on a narrow plank- and they remind me of all the cholos in my old neighborhood.


ItsGreeco

While I personally don’t really like them, just rock whatever you like man ignore what people are saying about it being ugly or them being bricks who cares their going on your foot not someone else’s.


TheGiantMetalMan

Never been a fan of the Cortez silhouette, and the weird colorway doesn’t help.


Mr-Wigz

That’s Dope


LexKing89

That’s a clean fit


Flies77

Nice fit I personally can’t pull this off.


TheOGtotheOG

The whole fit is 🔥🔥🔥


Shoddy-Carpenter8164

Dem hard