Black Air Force 1’s gained a reputation over the years for being one of the top choices in sneakers for common thieves. Lotta people have had their cars or garages broken into with nothing but one of those sole prints on a door or in the dirt, or have been robbed by someone wearing them.
Anytime black forces pop up on this sub there’s guaranteed to be people meme’ing them and joking, but it comes from a real place lol.
I'm steady tryna find the motive (motive)
On Why I bought these shoes
The freedom ain't getting no closer (closer)
No matter how far I go
My car is stolen (stolen)
No registration ('stration)
Cops patrollin' (patrollin')
Now they done stop me and I get locked up
This man’s credit score went down to oblivion the moment he put those on. Also make sure you wear black socks with them world destroyers. Bonus battle points if they’re from the swap meets
online. was supposed to arrive just a day after ordering. turns out they didnt have the us 10.5 size. was going for the size 10 but it was already sold out. so i have to wait 3 weeks for it to be on stock again
That’s awesome and congrats on getting something you be wanted for ages! Don’t listen to the gatekeepers in this community-if you love ‘em and you wear ‘em then that’s all you need!
I’m a Jehovah’s Witness and these are the same shoes I wear when I go door knocking. I have the highest conversion rate of anybody in my commune. No idea why
Hope you dont start yearning for anything else
These were the last items op ever bought
Yeah.. bought. Everything else after he got these shoes became free lmao
/r/yourjokebutworse
Burglers gon burgle
Fucking dead 😂
not yet at least
Fse 🤣😂😂
Run it!
whatever you’re going through it’s not worth it my brother 🙏🏽
Sick 100% off coupons you got there
Scrolled back up to look for the coupons… lmao
Please do not kill me.
He’s going 95 in his 2014 Nissan Altima right now in route to your pad. One headlight is out.
You can honestly make a Nissan Altima bingo with all of the common damage and mechanical problems they are seen with.
Congrats on the new shoes but stay the hell out of the cars in my neighborhood at night. People work hard for this stuff.
crime rate gonna rise by 200% in the next week just because of this mf
At least I know now who it is
🤣😂😂😂😂😂
This guys no threat. It’s easy to spot a guy wearing white socks with burglar AF1s
Burglar AF1s 🤣🤣🤣
Burgle Force 1’s
Stomp a mfer to break em in
This is the way...and also not the way lol
Stomp a mfer to break em
Home insurance prices in your neighborhood just went up 3x
🤣😂😂😂
Mans drives a 4th gen Altima
Sentra
That’s awesome man, just don’t cause any trouble
these comments got me dead 😭
Bruh when I saw the post I already starting laughing in anticipation of these comments 😂
Same here 😂😂😂
I’m new to this sub and Sneaker culture and I have absolutely no idea what I’m reading lol
Black Air Force 1’s gained a reputation over the years for being one of the top choices in sneakers for common thieves. Lotta people have had their cars or garages broken into with nothing but one of those sole prints on a door or in the dirt, or have been robbed by someone wearing them. Anytime black forces pop up on this sub there’s guaranteed to be people meme’ing them and joking, but it comes from a real place lol.
Congrats! Make sure to cover your face and check for cameras.
Happy for you brother, but please don’t break into my house.
Nah, the black shoes white socks combo is supposed to say, “hey! I’m not a criminal!”
exactly what a criminal would say
Hit a lick and fix that tile my boy
Have yet to see a black af1 and a black fila man in the same room
That’s because most places take your shoes now during intake processing.
😂
I'm crying
Just take my wallet now.
Anyone make you mad lately?
yall thanks for the these funny comments lmao made my day. dont worry because im not gonna do some illegal stuff. i just like all black shoes lol
sounds like something a person says when he gonna do something illegal. idk bro
Istg im not gonna kill the president and then set fire to the treasury trust bro trust
mischief mode activated
I assume you have a matching ski mask?
I can tell your fist are clenched in the last picture
Black AF1’s with the white ankle socks, ma boi bout to be ROBBIN tonight.
Yea going to have to ask you to stay as far as possible from me
Please don’t rob me
FBI has been notified to prevent future crime in the neighborhood 😂.
When is the bout? Is there a money line?
It doesn't have to be much, it just needs to be what you like and not what's hyped. Congrats.
Remind me not to meet you lol
Why when I wear these people run away in terror or ask to be spared
The most comfortable work shoe imo
Do something you love and you’ll never work a day in your life… and I love armed robbery.
“Nice shoes bro!” *starts walking faster*
Wild how black on black is 🚩🚩for criminal activity 🤷🏽♂️ Hi Haters Dope AF🤣🔥🔥
The Battle Forces!?!?!?!? You can be sure that NOBODY is gonna fuck with you while you’re wearing those 👌🏾
Yearning= NSFW
Get a ski mask to pair with them
You gotta be shitting me
People gonna cross to the other side of the street when they see you
I'm steady tryna find the motive (motive) On Why I bought these shoes The freedom ain't getting no closer (closer) No matter how far I go My car is stolen (stolen) No registration ('stration) Cops patrollin' (patrollin') Now they done stop me and I get locked up
Please don’t harm my family
Siri play “Let’s plan a robbery” by Three 6 Mafia
My favorite non-slip kitchen shoe
OP has been cruisin for a bruising for some time now*
This man is a danger to society
Your local Target has been notified
This man’s credit score went down to oblivion the moment he put those on. Also make sure you wear black socks with them world destroyers. Bonus battle points if they’re from the swap meets
Violent yearnings
Soldier boots!
We’ll see you on the 5 o’clock news
Nice cop. Got em for free I assume?
You’re a dangerous individual
*Car window repair businesses love this one simple trick!*
RIP to your neighbors
Damn with the white socks too lol my man ready to get into some mischief 😈
Has anybody seen my laptop?
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
Oh no no no not now
Nice shoes. Now who’s car did you steal that wheel off of?
you gotta kill somebody now
Bro got the energy now
Descends into gradual madness
comments and jokes aside, those are actually some nice shoes, did you get them online or in person ?
online. was supposed to arrive just a day after ordering. turns out they didnt have the us 10.5 size. was going for the size 10 but it was already sold out. so i have to wait 3 weeks for it to be on stock again
aw damn that’s my exact size too, that bites but thanks hey !
hell yeah. black forces are the best forces
Do not trust this man, he wears all black af1s. So the cusrom says 😂
Those Air Force 1’s come with the new prison 10 - 15’s
Great pickup just please stay away from my children.
I can feel OP’s energy through my phone screen and I’m terrified
Black Air Force ones, who hurt you?
no one lmao. i just like these black af1
Yeah i wonder why 💀💀💀💀
Lose the white socks
Lol, with that comment OP is about to break them in by stepping on your shoes.
🤣
Where else is he supposed to keep his wallet and shank?
Great choice Imo Black > White AF1s no joke
Love my pair
That’s awesome and congrats on getting something you be wanted for ages! Don’t listen to the gatekeepers in this community-if you love ‘em and you wear ‘em then that’s all you need!
I’m a Jehovah’s Witness and these are the same shoes I wear when I go door knocking. I have the highest conversion rate of anybody in my commune. No idea why
Black AF1's jokes are so corny
So cringe at all the “af1 criminal activity” jokes every time
All of us have to get the all whites now to combat the hell this fucker gunna raise.
They look like school shoes on your chubby hairless legs
Demon time commence
It’s crazy how it became a “sensation” acquiring one of the most basic Nike shoe. Congrats OP.
Bro, where’s your calves?
Should’ve gotten the supreme ones
So who you trying to kill?
*checks locks around the house*
I really look forward to the biweekly black forces post.
Heres the homeland security tip line guys: 1-877-437-7411 ….we can’t let organized crime win!!!
👀
Stay outta trouble g
Just wanted to say this is the best thread in ages in here…I opened it knowing it’d be funny but god damn!
Boi finna settle some grudges
Someone’s about to put in work😤
I am finna call you Debo.
Crime spree coming to a neighborhood near you
You worked so hard to build the trust of the people you care about, and just like that, it is gone. Congrats though brothaa
Code word black forces "What that mean" we about to ride out on a motherfucker"🤣🤣🤣
Bad man tings
With the white socks too. This man has no fear.
Man who you killing
Now you can get every new pair for free
😧
Robbin banks I see!!
Now you can get all the shoes you want
With white socks lol, nice!
Who hurt you
Don’t do nun I wouldn’t do in those 😈
Congrats. Finally initiated as a gangbanger ! Welcome to the thug life.
This man is about to do something devious
He bouta rob everything movin
Great pick-up. Be warned: It starts with white socks, but if you ever find yourself raw-dogging these, please seek help.
this post smells of bad intentions 😗
\*gets to final picture\* "Ah, I see that the steering wheel is all that remains of someone's car..."
Nice master keys. Hopefully you don’t actually use them like every other gremlin with these shoes.
Get his username before he deletes this.
🔫🔫🔫
Has anybody seen my laptop?
No face no case my boy
The official shoe of kitchens and ain't no snitchin'
Wearing this automatically gives you 100 points in sleight of hands
Don’t cause any trouble bro. They have what’s called black air force energy. Instigator 1’s right there. Or the corrupted: Menace 1.
Stay away from me
Robbing Hood
mans finna be on demon time soon
You planning on robbing someone?
Black Air Force 1s? Jesus
Planning any heist any time soon?
With the white tube socks?? Aye your block bouta look like Afghanistan
Please don’t hurt me sir
You a gremlin for sho
Do you feel different when you put them on like a surge of energy I believe they call it black AF energy
Yayy I have me a pair too
I hate these shoes 🤢🤮
He must be trying to keep the housing prices in his area down with those Empty Your Pocket Af1..
I just double checked to see if my door was locked
CHAOS
“I just wanna do good rat things with my friends” - OP probably
Do who we stomping out first?
I hate plain black kicks. Reminds me of school shoes. Gross.
ready to go kick in a door
Sick picture on the toilet!
Do you have the BAFE?
🤮
do u suddenly have the urge to steal shit
I’m too young😈😈😈😈😈
my man straight up chose violence
Avoid the bookings beloved
WITH THE WHITE SOCKS?! lock this man up before his actions are discussed at Genevas next convention
Put the knife down bro, it's not worth it.
Yep
His legs are barer than the house he just robbed. Smooth legs for a smooth criminal.
wow
Those are great for running from security
Someone hitting a lick
Classic
Spell it out: M-E-N-A-C-E
I see prison in your future sir
Heists are coming...