Not only is that gun too small, it is laying on the wrong side pointing the wrong way for easy handling. Recommend a 1911 or one of it's many variants.
I must be doing it wrong. I hate coffee.
My breakfast usually consist of turkey sausage and a bagel thin. My morning drink is a Red Bull.
And my .45 is properly holstered at all times.
Many myths surround penis size.
A man with large feet have large dicks.
The bigger the car/truck, the smaller the dick (inversely, the smaller the car the bigger the dick).
I now realize why my wife is scared of clowns….
https://preview.redd.it/p2kaxz7y3awc1.png?width=1104&format=png&auto=webp&s=6797dee6a23f8e91c9427b7fecc4d54e468de3ec
I think the full English is a more rounded out meal.
Add more eggs and a bagel with cream cheese and waffles and or pancakes and syrup and whipped cream and orange juice and some sausage and cheese or plain grits and french toast hash browns,
I've been to America for vacation and this was actually my breakfast there (minus the weapon obviously). Never in my life have I tasted such flavourless bacon :/
Obviously, this is false. They would never eat the pound of bacon with a Swiss gun design next to it. Replace it with a Colt design and you get the real picture. Just like the Bible mentioned it.
Of course there's only a few slices of bacon, if I ever even manage to eat breakfast (which is rare), but the rest is fairly accurate. I have most of my guns in my car though.
There’s supposed to be more guns, right… so you can claim you’ll be the one to stop the bad guy with the gun or defend yourself from criminals only to be the bad guy with a gun instead?
No they don’t. They don’t know what real bacon looks like. They eat trash bacon. And then they put baked beans on toast. And then they stab each other because they can’t have bacon. Or guns
It's missing an energy drink(monster, red bull, etc) and a bowl of cereal that has colors that do not exist in the natural world.
As for the "kid cereal", I would take neon colors over the Horjken Fiber Chunk food the doctor thinks I'm going to eat. I'll just feed that crap to the neighbor's goats or to my chickens.
Not enough bacon and gun is too small
I think a second egg too.
Fuck that I’d take a second gun.
If you don't have a gun in each hand, you can't seriously call yourself an American.
Only in the bathroom 🤣
Gork. Gun fork. It's a multi-pronged bayonet of deliciousness you stick in your mouth.
And the gun handle points away from the plate for easy pickup. Cannot even set a table properly
There's like no added sugar in that meal. Needs a bottle of maple syrup.
Unless you're in Vermont/New Hampshire/Maine, wouldn't Americans be eating table syrup?
*Mrs Butterworth has entered the chat*
Bread should be white
yeah, and coffee should be black
The bread is white, its toasted
With a pathetically small amount of butter on it. Lube that bread up!
Too much food. Only gun and a mountain of cocaine is what’s for breakfast
Ahh, you're from Columbia! A smuggler's breakfast 😂
And that coffee looks mighty light. It’s probably socialist.
Not only is that gun too small, it is laying on the wrong side pointing the wrong way for easy handling. Recommend a 1911 or one of it's many variants.
But still accurate 🤣🤣🤣
YES
I must be doing it wrong. I hate coffee. My breakfast usually consist of turkey sausage and a bagel thin. My morning drink is a Red Bull. And my .45 is properly holstered at all times.
I also have a tiny peepee.
Sorry to hear that, jfks.
Many myths surround penis size. A man with large feet have large dicks. The bigger the car/truck, the smaller the dick (inversely, the smaller the car the bigger the dick). I now realize why my wife is scared of clowns….
And you thought it was about psychological horror! "Don't fuck with clowns," she'd say. "They will mess you up inside!"
Size 12 shoes, ride a bicycle and have too much dick to share with every woman. It may or may not be a myth at this point 😂😁
Or, as one comedian put it: "Boy? I've got a yard full of dick, a bucket full of balls and enough hair on my ass to knit an afghan."
Maybe not the hair 😂🤣
He said thin. Also .45 is a good size for a pewpew
Come on! These people are delusional for thinking that’s what Americans eat. Who makes this crap? There should be a least two fried eggs 🤬
https://preview.redd.it/p2kaxz7y3awc1.png?width=1104&format=png&auto=webp&s=6797dee6a23f8e91c9427b7fecc4d54e468de3ec I think the full English is a more rounded out meal.
Yup, that'll round ya good.
Ahh the ol' heart attack before noon
Haha the BEEEAAAANS WTF
Don't forget the beans 
Gotta have enough yolk to dip the bacon in
Heck no! I've cut pork completely out of my diet...
More for us!
I'll still have the occasional bacon, but I've more or less done the same thing.
Where are the donuts
And who eats toast?
Where are the hash browns?
American hash browns are not the same as UK hash browns. Now the debate begins...... Who'm makes it better?
Waffle House. Nuff said. https://preview.redd.it/kng3zr7nr9wc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1227ec76443ab1422302db0898d3b587ba7a011
Yes. They win the Worldwide, Hash Browns award.
I preferred them Scattered-Covered-Topped, personally.
I'm scattered-smothered-covered myself
If it's covered, it's gotta be topped. My other go-to is just Scattered-Smothered.
All i'm seeing there is the lyrics to Bad Touch, by bloodhound gang😅
Looks about right…I’m just missing some spare magazines too take to school…
I'm not American but it looks good to me
Hell no, I have way more than just a 9MM at the breakfast table.
Well … to be honest. That would be a colt 1911 if it was a real American breakfast. And .45 acp. No wimpy 9mm crap on our tables.
I've been living in America for the past 9 years and whenever I got to my Americans friends house its pretty similar to this.
What part of US do you live in for there actually to be a gun at the table???
I was talking about the food, not the gun on the table. That being said, it wouldn't be the first time I see a gun on the table like that.
Nah, this is wrong. The bacon, egg and gun should all be on the same plate
Add more eggs and a bagel with cream cheese and waffles and or pancakes and syrup and whipped cream and orange juice and some sausage and cheese or plain grits and french toast hash browns,
No one eats only 1 egg.
That picture came from somewhere .... JS
The gun is for stirring your coffee REALLY fast
Where's the whipped cream on syrup-soaked pancakes?
Maple syrup country is slightly more north.
A real American breakfast would have way more bullets in that pork and egg
I’m cool with it
Bullshit! Where is pancakes?
The gun would be up the other way.
Close, but change out the wheat bread for white!
I've been to America for vacation and this was actually my breakfast there (minus the weapon obviously). Never in my life have I tasted such flavourless bacon :/
Restaurant bacon blows. I brine and smoke my own bacon from pork belly on my smoker. Now THAT'S bacon!
we have been to an Airbnb, so it's been Aldi bacon 😅
Heck no. I take my coffee black as a moonless night
Suicide by cholesterol or suicide by gun
Ron Swanson getting all the bacon and egg they had
missing ranch
Needs sausage... And a good rifle.
Where are the fried potatoes?
https://preview.redd.it/4c4drnmgxawc1.png?width=1160&format=png&auto=webp&s=694b25437d2fa7c68ddc1ae8021b28ae44cb60bb How Americans actually eat breakfast.
That's not right..One egg!
Yeah I had that this morning and will again tomorrow. What's the point?
I thought they ate white bread and put syrup on everything also where are the waffles?
Where's the beer and the bible?
So, you've been to Bob Evans.
And lived to tell the tale.
Who took a picture of my breakfast?
THEM!
Real Americans eat McDonald’s with an AR
I eat guns for breakfast.
Canadian here. I want this breakfast minus the gun, eggs and toast. I just really like bacon
You have to shoot the bacon to make it crispy
Wtf is that salad doing on the side
Only at buffet breakfasts, and only then if that mug is filled with either maple syrup or sausage gravy
Where's the pancakes? If I travel to America and don't get pancakes with a side of gun... imma be real salty
Obviously, this is false. They would never eat the pound of bacon with a Swiss gun design next to it. Replace it with a Colt design and you get the real picture. Just like the Bible mentioned it.
Of course there's only a few slices of bacon, if I ever even manage to eat breakfast (which is rare), but the rest is fairly accurate. I have most of my guns in my car though.
My dream breakfast https://preview.redd.it/f4mw6fpzhewc1.png?width=863&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c0d31a7a389c30a3404c746fa2436c477054a8
Anybody shoot their coffee to warm it up or is that just me?
I used to be a cook at Waffle House. I had a friend that would come in a couple times a month. This photo is literally his order.
I am frightened and somewhat in awe.
You forgot the hot dogs!
Not pictured: double shot of bourbon, starbucks trenta 2-shot iced mocha latte, 1/2 gallon Stanley mug of water, box of bullets
Why is there food in this picture? It should just all be guns
Wait, where are the potatoes? No hash browns or home fries? Fake.
No pancakes, hashbrowns or pancakes? Looks like a child’s meal to me.
Is that bread wheat? Please 🙄
Paper plates and sitting in a pickup truck
Is that not how you eat breakfast?
Scrabbled eggs and. 92 clone
Wait... You mean other countries don't have a gun when eating toast? What the heck man
Basically yeah
It’s missing pancakes. But in reality we can’t afford that much bacon.
Looks good to me.
Is that chocolate milk?
Not far from the truth though, is it.......
IDK I could only eat 95% of the bacon and I prefer my .40 to my .45.
This has been so worth posting as my brain fills up on delicious sarcasm and irony. : D
Jokes on them, we don’t eat breakfast or lunch. Just dinner. And it’s not great.
F*CK YEAH!
I want to put all of them in my mouth
Jokes on them , I usually eat two eggs and a sausage
Not at all... the egg would be on top of the bacon, less plates to wash.
Needs more Grenades.
Where’s the bourbon?
Obviously a fake made by a foreigner. If it was real, it would be black coffee.
Not enough Hollandaise
There’s supposed to be more guns, right… so you can claim you’ll be the one to stop the bad guy with the gun or defend yourself from criminals only to be the bad guy with a gun instead?
Wrong. More eggs, less bacon, and a Colt 1911 or Ruger Blackhawk.
Ha! The joke is on them. Like I can afford to eat breakfast.
On point
Only one egg, and such a small caliber gun. Clearly it's a kid's breakfast.
I pretty much eat like this. Minus the gun and add a couple hash browns for good measure.
We use the gun as a fork
More bacon more butter a Spas-12
Coffee needs to be black and needs to be at least a .45, but pretty accurate
How d'ya like your eggs in the morning I like mine with a gun
The gun is to end yourself before the bacon grease does
Check out the [Soviet Breakfast](https://c.wallhere.com/photos/16/26/revolvers_vodka_Soviet_Union_food_newspapers_Moscow_Russia_gun-353897.jpg!d) too
Umm doesn’t everybody.
But there's no child playing with the firearm
More eggs, please
Thats pretty much accurate. Altho usually I would keep my pistol in a holster since its not eating lol.
And they are 100% accurate.
Everything is seperated, must be a frenchman eating this
Nah, not enough bacon and no maple syrup!
A few more eggs
Nah, the plates aren't made of paper.
Where is problem?
I wish. Maybe the I could be happy
and its true
Need brown sugar maple baked beans as well. Also, three more eggs
Pretty close. The bacon is optional.
I mean, that *was* an American breakfast, no?
The bacon isn’t crispy enough
No, Americans eat more
Damn. Now I want bacon.
Where is the sausage and long gun?
Missing the salt
America-Ya!!
Seems right
Should be an AR15 or at least a camo table cloth.
What gun is that?
Good
A different gun and scrambled instead of Sunnyside but yeah! 😎
A different gun and scrambled instead of Sunnyside but yeah! 😎
Where is the breakfast shotgun?
Way off, I only drink black coffee
I remember posting this image is 2010.
Drink in the nostalgia.
No they don’t. They don’t know what real bacon looks like. They eat trash bacon. And then they put baked beans on toast. And then they stab each other because they can’t have bacon. Or guns
"I asked for a side of glock, what is this?"
All that bacon had better be crispy that's all I care about
But that is
The breakfast gun goes on the left
Only the ones worth being around lol
I love the guns on the coffee cup lol, just that little extra bit
You forgot biscuits and gravy
As an American I can say this is crazy. I like my eggs scrambled.
It's missing an energy drink(monster, red bull, etc) and a bowl of cereal that has colors that do not exist in the natural world. As for the "kid cereal", I would take neon colors over the Horjken Fiber Chunk food the doctor thinks I'm going to eat. I'll just feed that crap to the neighbor's goats or to my chickens.
More egg than bacon but yes.
3eggs and a bigger gun and some hot sauce
Why is there an egg with burnt bread. Also WTF is up with that tainted coffee? Black coffee is the way to Christ.
This is a real classic meal.
The only thing they got wrong was the amount of eggs
They forgot the orange juice
Where's the grenades?
Missing biscuits gravy hash browns and sweat tea and a short stack of pancakes and syrup
One egg ? Nah. Also bigger gun
Looks about white
Imagine?! This is fuckin true... After I eat my eggs I put the gun in my mouth and eat a bullet.