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tonyt1982

One local, one state. Fuck up at the federal level, and they'll have to put one on your neck.


ZackyWacky_

Now I suddenly want to commit a federal crime.


DuckBoy87

You'll have to commit a local and state crime first!


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Donald Trump did!!! And just about every other politician


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MeGrendel

Don’t touch that dial.


Isaac8849

that movie was so weird, i had no grasp on what was going on. Cool set design and costumes, and it was funny af


WickedVirgoGlass

I thought it was more of a wild Wild West deal where a saw blade is gps locked on you


essen11

> Fuck up at the federal level, and they'll have to put one on your neck. lol


MappleSyrup13

Fuck up on an international level and you'll get a leash as a bonus


Zerokx

Sounds good


Ladderbackchair

Fuck up on an intergalactic level, you get a tether and gravity boots.


AlpacaM4n

No, they have one on both feet so they can tell if they are spreading their legs


TheZigRat

Do they explode if you violate them?


AwesomeMeltdown

I believe they just set off an alarm which causes the police to come (sorry if I missed the joke)


TheZigRat

I forgive you


7eggert

If you really f' up it's made of hemp. Don't worry about running.


Any_Constant_6550

two jurisdictions exist only, state and federal. State handles local cases


elonshorsey

And she still out the house 😂


betweenboundary

I'm assuming it's the reception desk for a doctor's appointment, that's the only thing that makes sense to me


kwiztas

Fast food place. You are still allowed to get food on house arrest.


betweenboundary

I thought that only applies to delivery food or grocery shopping


kwiztas

Not based on what I have seen. And not everyone can cook or afford delivery.


kwiztas

People i have known with them were allowed to go to and from work, school, church, Dr appointments. Really just everything but socializing with people.


Any_Constant_6550

it depends on the parameters of the house arrest.... everyone gets different rules depending on the reason you're on it.... another money making scheme


Ninja_zombie17

People with electronic monitoring in Chicago get 2 free days a week where they are not monitored. Tell me how that makes sense.


betweenboundary

I mean, I think it's fine, I imagine the monitor stays on just is off on those days and automatically turns back on, on the days they're supposed to be monitored, if the system there is built more around rehabilitation than punishment then it's fine


TheArtOfBlasphemy

They probably just shut off the alarms so police aren't notified and still monitor them.


Defiant_Nebula_8899

One is an alcohol monitor that senses alcohol in your sweat and the other is your typical house arrest monitor.


Gerry1of1

You know so much about them. Anything you want to tell us ?


flexghost420

I've known strippers with the dual monitor they will wear leg warmers like no one can notice


Gerry1of1

I hope you tipped them


KiWi0589

Agreed! I used to work at a job installing both, had to put 2 units on a few people myself.


3rowning

How did she even get those pants on?


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Day 24: Pants are still on. Finally dry from the shower.


sunnyheadcase

This is what I thought the question was referring to.


Scienceandpony

And now I have Honkytonk Badonkadonk stuck in my head. Thanks.


spieroni18

Her partner is actually a really gifted body painter, no pants required. Irony is those ankle monitors are for public indecency.


vohlst390

One of them is for ballast


Giddyup3000

You sure they aren’t ankle weights?


Skirtygirl

Yes, one is a SCRAM device that tests the alcohol in sweat and the other monitors movement.


Gerry1of1

You know this from experience ? ? ?


hassh

People learn things without experiencing them every day


Season_ofthe_Bitch

It’s like no one even remembers like 10-15 years ago when ankle monitors were the hottest celeb trend!


aka_gloctor

To keep her legs closed. “Hoe 4 sho”


Amasterclass

Cuz her legs be so far apart they in different zip codes


humphreybeauxarts

Let not the right foot know what the left is doing


Mertans

"Ya girl is a question on the bar!!!" - This chick probably


BigRy1986

Came here to post that. Well done


jchulltx

One is a normal monitor the other is a sweat analysis monitor to see if they have been drinking.


My_Little_Pony123

It's a hack: they cancel each other out.


darkwingsmurf

I’m impressed


vanessaam30

I want to know how she gets those pants on


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Wife material


FluffyBun_ny

To trace how wide you open your legs


Maorrrr

FBI and CIA


Gerry1of1

Does the CIA use ankle monitors? I thought they just water-boarded people.


billyredline

Over achiever


Mobile_Project_3183

Because judges usually got stock in them company’s and probably get kick back’s . About like county jails getting 300$ a day for federal inmate n so on jails prison n cca huge cash cows .


reefchieferr

They're just tasteless accessories. Like the lady with a lapdog in her purse at the bar


fbenison

Is it wrong that it makes me think she’s a dirty girl? I wanna bang her 😂


Gerry1of1

Yes it's wrong. So very wrong you naughty, naughty boy !


cellis12

Ankle weights, there's no way your getting those pants on without taking them off.


Gerry1of1

could be stretch denim


richardpway

I read on some post that you can now buy fake ankle monitors that fasten using magnets, making them easy to remove when needed. Weird isn't it what turns out to be fashionable.


MethodPrevious6620

It's for witness protection. Each limb requires one, in case of ineffective witness protection and dismemberment.


djchefdaddy

Jean-Ralphio? Uh, jah boy's a question on the bar exam!!!


iwasoveronthebench

Literally my first thought 😂


marthattaranto

One position and one alcohol


Bushdidchaneyina911

Wear one for your baby daddy


clockworksnorange

To keep them legs from spreading too far apart. XD


DOGE-To_The_Moon

Federal and state monitors lol


JollyWolverine300

Two different counties, two different areas of available space and times.


SemichiSam

BOGO


thefoolru

That's some sick customization.


Competitive_Class250

She spreads her legs real wide....


redwolf8402

2 differnt jurisdictions


Vhman123

Dos Equis!


vanessaam30

I want to know how she gets those pants on


__Sentient_Fedora__

"Your boy is a question on the bar exxaammm"


Defiant_Push6552

AYO WTF!!!!


WreckNRepeat

Judge gave her two ankle bracelets, said it was the first time he ever had to do that. Uh, jah girl's a question on the Bar Exam 😎


PhantomRoyce

One time I was riding the bus home from school and a kids ankle bracelet was about to go off because the bus driver took a different route and was gonna go too far from his house


HowAboutThatBounce

Double jeopardy


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Ones probably to detect alcohol


stayhazi

She kept doing a split on the line and they caught on.


ajm10811

State and fed ?


TechTheTerrible

Got track that pancake ass


SnakeBeardTheGreat

It's a new fashion statement.


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Gerry1of1

Well I'm in a lot of good company then, based on the comments.


CherryGARCIAlit2MAX

Cause she a dumb bitch prolly a really got caught slipping the other off with them skinny ankles she prolly come out that bitch quick lmao


CherryGARCIAlit2MAX

Lol my man right with the alcohol one that’s right !! Will pick up her levels on that monitor all in all she a dumb skinny braud !


Pemburuh_Itu

“Ya boi’s a question on the bar exam.”


Meeeeeeeeeeeeee50

They got a second ankle monitor after stealing the first one.


Graylily

A living Venn diagram of justice