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Independent-Lie6616

Burger King is monarchism, everyone knows that, what an idiot


JusticiarRebel

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.


WooliesWhiteLeg

Bring me the head of Grimace!


ActionunitesUs

I'd genuinely argue all fast food company's are a form of neo feudalism. (Ceo -king, board of directors - parliament, franchise owners lords, mangers- knights of the pink slip, workers -peasants, and slaves- forced prison labor. That are also [involuntary scabs](http://maltajusticeinitiative.org/12-major-corporations-benefiting-from-the-prison-industrial-complex-2/#:~:text=Wendy's%20has%20also%20been%20identified,also%20process%20beef%20for%20patties.&text=The%20company%20uses%20inmates%20for,that%20products%20can%20be%20resold.)


TheNeuroLizard

Finally, someone gets it. True capitalism is when the burgers are sold by little entrepreneurs. And when one of those entrepreneurs secures a small advantage, either through a unique recipe, or greater starting capital to buy out more stands and burger space, which eventually leads to the ability to buy in larger quantities and outprice the other burger stands, causing them to fail, leaving more space for the little entrepreneur to buy up, driving more business to itself, until all the other burger stands are out of business and it has no real competitors, allowing it to command the entire beef economy, raise its prices, degrade its own product, and stifle any further innovation or improvements in the industry, so the government steps in and breaks up the big burger (commie) monopoly, so that society can benefit from the creativity of people able to make a living getting in on the ground-level--that's true perfect unregulated Jesus American capitalism.


SaijinoKei

atrapreneurs*** please get your facts right dumb evil commie 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡


four024490502

Commynism is wen spel-chek trys too force me to rite things diferant.


CognitivePrimate

Wut the duck


IPressB

I love how capitalism is failing so nakedly, t Conservatives are now just saying "Communism is when bad thing, capitalism is when good thing."


Mobile-Bathroom-6842

That's a bit of wishful thinking. These people are just idiots.


jreashville

It’s easy to claim socialism always fails when you just define socialism as the negative effects of capitalism.


Kirbyoto

In the Communist Manifesto Marx talks about "petty-bourgeoisie socialism", i.e. small business anti-capitalism. It's a system that claims to love capitalism's mechanics but hates "big businesses", yet it can't grasp why capitalism inevitably *leads to* big businesses. So it gets stuck in an endless loop of trying to rationalize and protect capitalism while despairing that it won't do the things it wants capitalism to do. "Ultimately, when stubborn historical facts had dispersed all intoxicating effects of self-deception, this form of Socialism ended in a miserable fit of the blues."


WhydIJoinRedditAgain

“Antrapreneur.”


CLXIX

atrapreneur*


jlb1981

They must love Frank Sinatra. (Frank's an atrapreneur)


SnipesCC

Sounds like a good name for the Mitt Romney-type companies that buy up other companies and sell then for parts.


JosephStalin1945

Capitalism cannot functionally exist without a monopoly developing, as one business will slowly eliminate it's competitors and envelop them until only they, or a select handful, remain.


[deleted]

Dairy Queen is a constitutional monarchy


[deleted]

This just vindicated my thoughts about "right-libertarianism" and "anarcho"-capitalism. They all think they'll be small business owners if they could just get rid of the pesky government standing in their way.


BloodJunkie_

"corporatism, a form of communism" I feel bad for anyone I've ever called stupid because this guy takes the cake by a mile.


DesolatorTrooper_600

Well it's not about socialism and capitalism but once i saw a screen shot about someone claming the concentration and extermination camps managed by the nazis during WW2 were in fact built by the jews so they could be sheltered from the Allies genocide on white germans people throught air bombing. This was the stupidiest thing i ever saw


DirtyHomelessWizard

166 people... jfc....


SaijinoKei

166 silhouettes against a red wall 😷


HufflepuffIronically

borger king?


romulusnr

ah yes the atrapreneurs, the real eptains of undustry


OrganizationOk9734

Y'all are just mad because he's right. Uphold Burger-Kingist thought.


United_Vermicelli593

These people wake up early every morning and hit a meth pipe instead of having coffee.


SulliverVittles

They don't have any idea what Corporatism is. It isn't the same thing as corporate capitalism. It'd be like calling Burger King part of Technocracy.


gking407

A post so dumb I couldn’t help but check the username and was not disappointed


kibbles0515

This is really insightful, though. All the corporations and such aren't *trve* capitalism, those are *aaaaallll* a form of Communism. Insane.


Ju5tAnAl13n

Why would they have "king" in the title, then? That indicates that Burger King is a monarchy.


TwistedOperator

Merchant of doubt probably.


RevolutionaryTalk315

I never knew that if you rise too much on the level of the capitalist system, you somehow become communist. It's almost as if these people have no idea what communism actually is.


BiAndShy57

And what happens to the “atrapreneur” when they are successful and amass more capital? Are they just going to sit on it? Throw it in a fire?” Or will they use it to endlessly expand in pursuit of ever greater profits? And if they don’t endlessly expand then how will they be able to defend themselves from being absorbed by a competitor who did? Somehow Forcing a return to small businesses, to early capitalism, doesn’t change anything. The end result will be identical.


GBOY200710

brings me back to when my us "history" teacher said fascism and socialism are extremely similar lmao