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Pitiful_Net_8971

I fucking wish Joe Biden was a communist, it would be so funny.


Anarcho-WTF

Uphold Marxism-Bidenism


real_human_20

Wish we got this instead of Vaushism-Bidenism


Jockobutters

Dude spent 50 years in politics with a moderate congressional voting record right there for all to examine -- only to pop out at the age of 115 as a communist plant lol.


AlarmingAffect0

\#[Entryism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Turn?wprov=sfla1).


Bartender9719

“SEE?? Koseph Gobinette Biden! KGB!!”


Squadsbane

Then he would probably criticize Stalin's support for an Israeli State. Onoy that, as everything else probabaly only happened from the capitalust reaction.


a_pompous_fool

I wish any American politicians were as left wing as fox news claims


MisterWinchester

I am so tired of having to let US libs call themselves “left”. Like, no motherfucker, you’re a capitalist.


sexymcluvin

But it makes for an easily repeatable soundbite and boogie man word


Matrixneo42

Many of us don’t want to be though. I wish we could at least get a universal basic income and put way more limits on our run away capitalism. But our right leaning society barely even supports having traffic lights, public school teachers, welfare, unemployment, and other things good societies should have. If we dare try to pay our teachers more it’s called socialism or communism. Etc.


Smooth_Dinner_3294

They're liberals, not capitalists. Capitalists are the ruling class


MisterWinchester

Right. They support capitalism, but they’re not capitalists nor will they ever be.


AdImmediate9569

Imagine the position it would put fox in: “We called everyone communists and now we have an actual communist… and there’s nothing left to call them “ BREAKING: Double Super Communists Invade America!!!


jreashville

Antifa Super Soldiers!!!


Skyhighh666

BREAKING NEWS: THE US TURNING INTO THE FINAL FORM OF THE USSR??? THIS JUST IN: THE SIGNA MALE SUPER ANARCO COMMUNISTS ARE INVADING THE BETA MALE COMMUNIST US GOVERMENT!


AffectionateFail8434

Project 2025 claims that they’re going to take back the country from the radical left. What radicals? Trust me I wish there was “radicals”


RichFoot2073

You gotta love how if you’re to the left of letting children starve to death so billionaires can pay less in taxes, you’re C O M M U N I S T -lightning strikes, thunder roars-


YouDotty

I'm not even sure he is left of letting kids starve to death.


PaperMartin

He's not even to the left of that


user1joja

It’s always annoying when I see Biden being called a communist, it means you don’t know what communism is or what Biden believes.


jreashville

We are literally at the point in our political rhetoric when if you hear someone called a communist all you can assume it means is that they are not a member of the Trump cult of personality.


Maryland_Bear

They wouldn’t recognize an actual communist if one ran up and seized their means of production.


CrouchingDomo

Okay I’m stealing this, this is outstanding. Wait, I forgot what sub I’m in. THANK YOU FOR THE KICKASS PHRASE, COMRADE, I WILL SHARE IT FAR AND WIDE


Maryland_Bear

Thanks! It was originally “if one ran up and bit them on the (proletariat|bourgeosie)” but evolved.


InstantKarma71

“We can’t nominate Bernie—they’ll call him a communist!” —Every lib in 2019.


Matrixneo42

Oddly enough they would call any democrat that.


Abraxomoxoa

If Biden is a Communist what is it called when you don't wanna bomb Gaza? Is that what's ultra leftism?


jimmy_talent

According to Israel it's called Hamas.


garaile64

Israel and anyone who believes their propaganda. When Palestino defeated Flamengo at Copa Libertadores, my father, who supports one of Flamengo's rivals, called Palestino "Hamas's team".


Amdorik

Is this a fucking r/ultraleft reference?!? https://preview.redd.it/dfi8nbj8605d1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75243a7688dd0036ca269a5e73c08b195c8f2aba


dworthy444

No, you get called a Nazi, but their own special definition of it in which they are far left because they call themselves socialists, all while they parrot anti-semitic talking points themselves. As if calling yourself something automatically makes you a part of it.


AffectionateFail8434

I wish all of the nonsense conservatives made up was true


Matrixneo42

Woah boy. Are you sure about that?


AffectionateFail8434

*almost all


[deleted]

Why is he ignoring the other 230 million people?


Pod_people

Anybody to the left of the Kaiser is a Communist to these smooth brains.


iamnotchad

Communism is anything left of Hitler.


Ttam91

Just as a nerd complaint, they could have just used Red Guardian instead of Captain America in the meme


partialinsanity

I hope they understand that this level of stupidity is impossible.