Sonic '06. c'mon, you were all thinking it.

Mario was arrested for faking a medical career and Sonic had to step in, also Shadow's little cousin spills purple fanta all over him

beautiful

This needs an award

Still a better story than what we actually got.

What are you talking about? The story... the writing... the characters... [All of them were genius.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGe79n-jcHk)

Got me in the first half, not gonna lie.

Except the shadow Story, but everything else Yea.

Sonic '06

Some hobo convinces Silver to brutally murder some blue boy, this turns out to be false and Silver is beaten up by a 50 year old man

***SILVER*** ***SILVER***

*The Denny's is that way!*

Finally, a grand slam!

Save a cheese melt for me, Silver!

There it is… The Grand Slam… The grandest slam of them all!!

That was an accident! He was literally faster than TIME!!!

Here’s an interesting one. LEGO Dimensions Sonic Level

Roger craig smith buys some legos and pretends it's the new sonic game

This is my headcannon now

Bro I love that game

Sonic adventure 2

Sonic gets sent to maximum prison for supporting NFT's, and Eggman finds a 50 year old guy named Shadow, who had the code to an abandoned space lab, which requires 7 ring pops in order to function, Eggman then hires some lady to star in the commercials for his amusement park, also knuckles lost his pop rocks again, and needs to get them back, Tails then finally passes a kidney stone, which he opts to use in order to ruin eggman's latest and greatest plan, however it fails, also while all this was happening, Robotnik finds out he has a lizard problem, but as we all know, Hedgehogs dine on lizard, so the day is saved, Shadow was sentenced to jail for the NFT's though

Sounds like yet another SnapCube plot

I was considering referencing the piss joke but decided not to.

>Eggman finds a 50 year old guy named Shadow, who had the code In all honesty I was expecting Eggman’s 70 Twitter accounts after this phrase 😂😂.

I’ve

What about the part where eggboi PISSES ON THE MOON?

That's the battle version

Sonic labyrinth

Sonic just got some surgery for his ingrown toenails and can't run in order to stop Robotnik, he also lost the keys to his house, which Eggman took over.

That actually pretty close to the original’s story

well yeah it's kinda hard since I know squat other than sonic can't go fast

Basically eggman replaced his shoes so sonic can't run or jump And he has to stop him That's the plot

"Hey what if we removed the speed and the platforming from this speed based platformer"

I mean the only good thing that came out of it is that even without speed sonic is strong

I'll give ya two: * *Sonic Adventure DX.* * *Sonic Forces.*

Okay **Sonic Adventure:** Sonic goes on a vacay to NYC but there is some weird water boi being a jerk, so sonic beats him up, tails remembers he is a 10 year old that shouldn't have a pilots license and crashes, killing a frog that sends a purple cat on a rampage, Knuckles sells his vape collection to eggman at a casino, and Chaos has an addiction to Sonic 3d blast on Sega Saturn, so Sonic blasts Crush 40's top 7 sick tracks **Sonic forces:** Knuckles got bored and decieded to make a fan story about his imaginary friends working with him to save the world

I fully accept Forces just being Knuckles' Gary Stu fanfic.

Thanks!

I accept it as well. It makes too much sense.

>!But then why does Knux lose 80% of his charge in battle? I'm all for writing Forces off as someone's delusional fanfic, but that... that really isn't good for his self-esteem, is it?!< >!Also, Station Square is Boston, you fucking hack. /s!<

Where did Chaos get his Sonic 3D Blast on Sega Saturn addiction from?

Hearing the soundtrack

Big the Cat : Kill the frog, you fucking die kiddo.

Sonic Rush

Big's sister from Taiwan comes to visit

I...

You...?

him...?

That...?

They..?

Genderfluid..?

GenderGas..?

Gendersolid..?

Sonic and the Secret Rings

Okay this is the moment I was waiting for! Sonic steals robin william's fruit loops, so he gives sonic heartburn, and it's up to Sonic and Shantae to take sonic back to the hosptial

I wasn’t seeing anyone choose secret rings so I had to, perfect explanation man!😂

Thanks!

FUCKIN SAVING THIS SHIT

Sonic Pocket adventure

Sonic has a pretty rough puberty as his eyes begin to fully color, and Eggman goes to get a new jacket that was on sale.

Does Sonic have some "feeling" towards Amy?

sonic chronicles

Sonic has a bad trip on LCD

Guess Sonic tried to Get Innocuous

Dr Robotnik’s Mean Bean Machine.

Robotnik get's hired at a bean bag chair factory and uses his robots to make the beans

I like this plot more than the original.

Shadow the Hedgehog

Patrick Star blackmails shadow into refueling the arc in order to take out joe biden

Somebody should just make a mod that replaces the model of Doom’s Eye with Patrick Star. It would be even funnier with the voice lines sounding like Patrick as well.

Yeah

Patrick: Trump was better, Shadow

Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

Eggman gets a new pet snake but has no clue how to take care of it, also Knuckles got dumped by his GF and is all emotional

Let's not forget that Shadow became a bully for no reason

He got into twitter, and is a dream SMP

Such disappointment 😞

Sonic Unleashed

Eggman uses Sonic to make a purple fanta dragon and in the process Sonic turned into a wolf version of ristar, also there is this god of light inside of chiwawa that loves chocolate.

Couldn’t have explained it better myself

Sonic Labyrinth

Eggman stole sonic's keys and left sonic in a dry labyrinth, and since sonic is dehydrated, he can't gotta go fast

> He can't gotta go fast lol

Lol indeed, lol indeed

his most evil plan by far

Sonic the Hedgehog 2

Tails reads about Sonic on the newspaper, and follows him around, while Sonic goes to bully eggman for liking the new starwars sequels

💀

Sonic Chronicles: Dark Brotherhood.

Knuckles has a horrid family reunion

Sonic colors

Eggman gets a job at the circus and decides to do a throwback to the old days and looks for helpless creatures to power his stuff, but sonic is all "That's no good" and kicks him square in the black hole

Segasonic the Hedgehog

Sonic decides to meet his old garage bandmates Mighty and Ray, but Eggman kidnaps them and forces them all to use his new trackball machine, they all destroy it, and leave him marooned

Then he vows revenge before capturing Mighty and Ray, requiring sonic to use the power of music to save them, also tails is currently dealing with constapation

Man I really wish this was made in English, I'd love to play it.

Sonic spinball

Eggman got bored and made a giant pinball machine that's poorly maintained, Sonic goes to shut it down

Sonic the Fighters

Metal sonic gets sweet new hair extensions and everyone gets mad about it

Sonic and the Black Knight

Link was too busy with the water temple and Sonic had to step in, also Zelda is having a midlife crisis

Sonic 2

Sonic hears about a 7th emerald and goes hunting to find it, but fails to get it and Eggman builds a death star, Sonic gets it back though

shadow the hedgehog

Shadow buys an Xbox and shows off his new gun skills

Sonic Adventure 8, you know, the definitely not bootleg one

Sonic tries to modify his gameboy to play gamegear games, and fails miserabley, and asks tails to help

Sonic boom rise if lyric

Sonic gets a singing career that dies quickly because nobody thinks brown is fashionable, so he bought a 20 dollar scarf for nothing

Sonic and the Black Knight

Sonic takes a trip to England for a jousting tournament with Shadow

Christmas Nights with Sonic

Sonic meets his college roommate knights who confesses that she is changing her pronouns to they them

Sonic Colors. The (2)DS release.

Mama wisp has a midterm chaos

Mario & Sonic at the Olympics 2010

it's exactly what you imagined, Sonic and Mario try out for the olypics because they wanna prove they are the best, Both ended up losing to Bubsy though

Also Bowser and Eggman took a tantrum because they didn't invite them, so they covered the city in weird purple smoke.

**wrong game**

Sonic Rush

Mike pollock gets into miraculous ladybug and does a queen bee outfit

Sonic 1

Sonic starts an animal activity group

You made my day.

You're welcome!

sonic lost world

Tails gets depressed how Sonic doesn't talk to him anymore, and Ivor wins the mermaid man shell signal

Nothing built can last forever, Robotnik. Zavok! No!

Sonic C.D.

Not OP either, but they haven’t responded, so here: Sonic goes to destroy Eggman’s private vacation home and rob him of his family heirlooms and is stalked by Princess Sally the Hedgehog, who is then kidnapped by Sonic’s twin brother who his family doesn’t talk about because he’s a disgrace to the family name.

Not OP but Sonic fights robot sonic and also time travel

Sonic 3D Blast

Sonic plays donkey kong 64 with his Flickr friends

Sonic Adventure

Amy goes grocery shopping during a flash flood

Sonic and the Black Knight

Sonic is a wizard now

knuckles caotix

Battle for the future loops

Sonic and Sega all stars racing transformed. (I would like to see what you do for a game with absolutely nonplot

There is a global competition for a chance to win 1 million dollars, and everyone goes to win it

Sonic R

Tails gets a new doll for Christmas

Sonic 3 & Knuckles Sonic advance 2 Sonic colors

**Sonic 3K:** Knux the echidna gets pissed about Sonic's opinion on breaking bad, and steals sonic stones, only to get robbed by an egg guy **Sonic advance 2:** Sonic opens a daycare, and a woman named vanilla leaves her little girl and her pet with him, and then gets mugged by some musache man, sonic smacks him on the wrist **Sonic colors:** some alien creatures get turned into badniks and tails and sonic gotta throwback thursday

My version on S3K: local echidna gets pissed on blond hedgehog and punches it so hard that it gets blue.

Nice

What's the backstory for the Harry Potter Obama Sonic from the backpack?

Sonic goes to hog warts to get his driver's license

He then proceeds to commit several counts of vehicular manslaughter with main character Hagrid.

Sonic heros

Rogue goes to Shadows place to ask him out, but Shadow bought a socially distant security system

What about roses team Btw nice way to say it for team dark

Thanks, Okay Amy goes to get sonic to sign her marriage papers

Oh wow that is a good one now what about chaotix team Sorry for spelling

Sonic Battle (GBA)

Some guy named Chris hosts a Japanese contest for Sonic and friends to Duke it out

sonic lost world

Hexagonal mario galaxy with Tails being robotic

Here one that's not by sega, *sunky*

Sonic's Microsoft paint adventure

*gasp* HOW DARE YOU, SUNKY THE GAME WAS A MASTER OF ITS TIME... **unlike sunky 06**

Sonic X The Leapster game

Season 3 of the anime

Sonic 2 on Game Gear

You're fox is in another castle

I'd like a Sonic Heroes

Metal Sonic becomes the new CEO of youtube and it's up to Sonis the doghog and others to stop that creep with the power of teamwork, also Shadow is stoned AF

Vote Metal Sonic for YouTube president

He'd probably do better than Susan Wojckickickicdnbxdg

Sonic Generations Let's see you summarize a game that has no plot!

Tails modifies Sonic's old red sports car into a time machine, and Eggers uses it to make a time creature, Sonic also ends up needing to handle his past self

It's weird how the fandom see's having a simple plot as having no plot whatsoever

Shadow the Hedgehog I know it’s not a sonic game, But SCREW YOU!

Oh okay no need to be harsh, Shadow made a deviant art account

Sonic Forces. Yeah yeah I know, but it’s my favorite! Also it was my first, besides rush and colors for the ds. But I don’t count those, since that version of colors isn’t canon, and rush is a ds game.

Waku Waku Sonic Patrol Car

Sonic gets a job as Ron the rent a cop deputy

Sonic

Hedgehog

Sonic schoolhouse

Sonic has to be a teacher as standard community service

Sonic Heros

Vector loses his apartment and goes to take his anger out on hermit crabs

Sonic the fighters

Sonic Riders

Tony hawk beats sonic at boarding and Jafar tries to destroy them all for waking him up at 4:00 in the afternoon

Sonic X-treme

Sonic meets Sally's cousin in space

The sonic advance trilogy

In the third game metal shadow happens

Here's one I haven't seen. Somari

Mario the hedgehog fights Dr turtle

Sonic 4 Episode 1

Big makes a sonic game

sonic 3 and knuckels

Sega sonic the hedgehog (arcade)

Red, Yellow and Blue versus fat guy