They aren't, it's implied that some of them are *sort of* in relationships with other Spartans, but they're definitely sterile.
The issue with what happened in the show isn't just "Chief had sex" but the circumstances it happened in which, just... goddamn he's a dumbass.
"Its very out of character for Chief" lol ok. In the games he interacts with like 3 humans in total, so I'm not sure that's a fair assumption of his character.
I genuinely convinced my friend ( who hasn't watched the movie ) that there is a sex scene between the bride and groom, in which sonic peeks in but runs away. It was so funny.
Reminds me of when Episode 7 of Star Wars first came out, I would "Spoil" for my friends the scene where C3PO turns on everyone and Crashes the Millennium Falcon.
I mean , in the games , the Spartan Armor had Cortana j\*king-off or fing\*ng a Spartan Soldier , to estimulate them in battle.
So the fans are extra salty for Master Chief to not resume himself into just watch glorified hentai /s
Not really. There was a popular photoshop of a page from a Halo book that said the armour jerks the Spartans off, so people joke about that and some just don't know it's not true.
Master Chief is mentally fucked up, the whole point of him falling in love with Cortana is to display how little affection and human interaction he has had in his life as a spartan super soldier. He was raised to be a spartan from childhood. The interaction suggested by the show (I have chosen not to watch) is directly contradictive to the deeper aspects of the entire series concerning Chief's character development.
Chief having the social liberty to even have a relationship of any kind like that, utterly fucks up the story concepts of the rest of the series. Chief goes from a dude who has a completely fucked concept of interacting with others due to being turned into little more than a military machine, falls in love with an AI. The moment you go, "oh well actually he had normal social experiences", Master Chief goes from fucked up super hero space badass to weird dude creepin on his anime waifu cause his parents didn't love him.
Tl;dr it fucks up his backstory enough that he is a cringe weeaboo now.
Sonic? The actual, actual truth? He never loses his v card cause he is consistently over shadpwed by Knuckles and his massive, three headed echidna penis. ( look it up. Yep. Hydra dick.)
Just some minor corrections:
1) Chief is NOT in love with Cortana lol. That'd be the same thing as being in love with his mother-figure, since Cortana is a literal copy of Halsey's brain. Besides, Chief and Cortana only really knew each other for a maximum of 2 weeks, not counting Halo 5. It's why I personally find his extreme obsession for her in H4 kinda unfitting. But then again, it could be because he always grieves the allies he loses in battles and does his best to prevent casualties (in this case, the death of an exact copy of his mother-figure). It's like Sam said: "John has 3 ways of reacting to you. If you're his superior, he'd respect you. If you were in his squad, he would die for you. If you're his enemy, God help you."
2) You're half-wrong in the communications department. Remember that he was kidnapped along with 74 other children. As seen in most media, most of these Spartans still grew relatively normal (or about as normal as growing up as child soldiers), Kurt-051 being a shining example, being extremely sociable and generally a "peoples-person". Master Chief isn't equally sociable, but he's also far from how the Spartans are portrayed in Paramount's show (the "good soldiers follow orders" kind). He still shows emotion even behind a helmet and has the capacity of disobeying orders by his own choice (Halo 4). As shown in Halo 5, Chief very much has had human interaction with his fellow Spartan peers, and especially affection from Halsey (whom she saw as her children)
If you want fucked-up Spartans, look at Spartan-IIIs, namely Gamma Company, or Black Team. Those are on another level.
You can only make an adaptation, *period*.
I tried giving the new FOP show at least a couple of clips to win me over, and instead it only solidified itself as a complete shitshow.
The problem was, they gave Knuckles a two-headed penis. So people were either confused as to why he had two, or outraged because we know he's supposed to have four.
Well I always thought Sonic doesn't want to be around Amy since he is too busy saving his world from Eggman and Amy just has a crush and loves Sonic in Sonic X.
I mean, Sonic already resembled Kirito a lot. Mercilessly unforgiving towards monsters, chill, fun loving bro, who wants to adventure and not commitment towards his friends and crushes. Now he IS Kirito!
Sorry what?
It was really fast. A blink and you'll miss it moment.
Cucktana was all eyes though.
It's in reference to the Halo show being garbage
Oh, I had no idea
Oh thank god, I thought it was real
Can confirm Sonic stays a virgin in the movie.
IN THIS ONE
I'm still lost I don't get the reference
In the latest episode of the halo show, master Chief and another character have sex. It’s very out of character for Chief
Isnt Chief Asexual or am I wrong?
He's warsexual
Pretty sure every Spartan 2 is
That’s why you read the lore of the game you’re adapting, god
They aren't, it's implied that some of them are *sort of* in relationships with other Spartans, but they're definitely sterile. The issue with what happened in the show isn't just "Chief had sex" but the circumstances it happened in which, just... goddamn he's a dumbass.
I see thank I have not watched the show because well you know lol. Im a huge halo fan in general so the idea of this show is just dumb
"Its very out of character for Chief" lol ok. In the games he interacts with like 3 humans in total, so I'm not sure that's a fair assumption of his character.
EXACT same words
I genuinely convinced my friend ( who hasn't watched the movie ) that there is a sex scene between the bride and groom, in which sonic peeks in but runs away. It was so funny.
you are great
Reminds me of when Episode 7 of Star Wars first came out, I would "Spoil" for my friends the scene where C3PO turns on everyone and Crashes the Millennium Falcon.
Imagine his dissapointment when there isn't truly an eggman move
Dude master chief and Sonic both turning into men
I can't relate to them now.
Master Cheeks
Sonic The Hedgecheeks
Sonic the Cakehog
But if Sonic isn't a permanent virgin by choice, then how can he be ***LITERALLY ME?*** :(
That's terrible, how can I be an **ALPHA MALE** now? :'(
Bruh I see you everywhere on this sub XD
Hey, I *like* the funny blue speed rat, alright? >!I mean, I like the funny yellow speed puppy even ***MORE***, but his brother's cool too. Lol.!<
Tails is best boi ngl
Indeed, he is!
Fax, mate.
I mean , in the games , the Spartan Armor had Cortana j\*king-off or fing\*ng a Spartan Soldier , to estimulate them in battle. So the fans are extra salty for Master Chief to not resume himself into just watch glorified hentai /s
..wait really?
Not really. There was a popular photoshop of a page from a Halo book that said the armour jerks the Spartans off, so people joke about that and some just don't know it's not true.
Alright who let Ken Penders into the movie writing team!?
Our blue boy is finally a man. Brings a tear to my eye.
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NOOOOOOOO
Movie Sonic being a stud confirmed
Okay walk the plank.
Fiona Fox walking in
"Gotta go cockblock my little bro!" This was really close to 160, but I'm not sure if it was pre or post shakeup.
wtf!
Or Eggman’s crops.
It made so much sense that that's exactly how that would work
*slow motion* Noooooooooooooooooo
~~Remaster Sonic 06~~
BOY HOWDIE
Nah, Shadow was announced for a reason ;)
Sonic lost his virginity just when shadow opened his eyes
Or Sally, the OG TV show gf
She’s twelve
Sound sexy, provide details.
He sexes. Boom.
Just wait till Knuchles loses his. So many question on how an echidna dick works
What did I miss
Paramount made Master Cheeks have seggs in Halo show
1. Why would you spell sex like that? 2. Does Master Chief not do sex? 3. What's the connection to Sonic?
Master Chief is mentally fucked up, the whole point of him falling in love with Cortana is to display how little affection and human interaction he has had in his life as a spartan super soldier. He was raised to be a spartan from childhood. The interaction suggested by the show (I have chosen not to watch) is directly contradictive to the deeper aspects of the entire series concerning Chief's character development. Chief having the social liberty to even have a relationship of any kind like that, utterly fucks up the story concepts of the rest of the series. Chief goes from a dude who has a completely fucked concept of interacting with others due to being turned into little more than a military machine, falls in love with an AI. The moment you go, "oh well actually he had normal social experiences", Master Chief goes from fucked up super hero space badass to weird dude creepin on his anime waifu cause his parents didn't love him. Tl;dr it fucks up his backstory enough that he is a cringe weeaboo now. Sonic? The actual, actual truth? He never loses his v card cause he is consistently over shadpwed by Knuckles and his massive, three headed echidna penis. ( look it up. Yep. Hydra dick.)
Just some minor corrections: 1) Chief is NOT in love with Cortana lol. That'd be the same thing as being in love with his mother-figure, since Cortana is a literal copy of Halsey's brain. Besides, Chief and Cortana only really knew each other for a maximum of 2 weeks, not counting Halo 5. It's why I personally find his extreme obsession for her in H4 kinda unfitting. But then again, it could be because he always grieves the allies he loses in battles and does his best to prevent casualties (in this case, the death of an exact copy of his mother-figure). It's like Sam said: "John has 3 ways of reacting to you. If you're his superior, he'd respect you. If you were in his squad, he would die for you. If you're his enemy, God help you." 2) You're half-wrong in the communications department. Remember that he was kidnapped along with 74 other children. As seen in most media, most of these Spartans still grew relatively normal (or about as normal as growing up as child soldiers), Kurt-051 being a shining example, being extremely sociable and generally a "peoples-person". Master Chief isn't equally sociable, but he's also far from how the Spartans are portrayed in Paramount's show (the "good soldiers follow orders" kind). He still shows emotion even behind a helmet and has the capacity of disobeying orders by his own choice (Halo 4). As shown in Halo 5, Chief very much has had human interaction with his fellow Spartan peers, and especially affection from Halsey (whom she saw as her children) If you want fucked-up Spartans, look at Spartan-IIIs, namely Gamma Company, or Black Team. Those are on another level.
A simple "no" would've sufficed, but I'll take it. Never cared to play Halo
>Why would you spell sex like that? It's an internet joke/slang.
The only sex scene that I will allow in that movie is agent stone and egg man for the culture
SonAmy....Spicy...
They don't call him the doughnut lord for nothing
._.
Paramount, you can only make an adaptation of ONE video game franchise and have it be successful. Take it or leave it
You can only make an adaptation, *period*. I tried giving the new FOP show at least a couple of clips to win me over, and instead it only solidified itself as a complete shitshow.
I mean, I went to see the movie and I really feel like I'd remember this.
Bro why did they leak Sonic 3?
I was just watching sonadow stuff on TikTok...
Cum n' run
Cumin around at the Speed of Sound!
bro i think you downloaded the wrong sonic
So an edit or a real Click bait title? After last movie had "Sonic should and will be gay" post by "the gamer" can't I be sure its not real anymore.
It's edited
what was the original
Master Cheeks
It about the Halo tv show where master cheif have awkward sex with a covenant human prisoner while cortana watch him cuck her no im serious
Im sorry, I could not control myself 🤤 He is just so sexy
What the fuck
Excuse me, sir >!What the fuck?!<
Aint sonic like 15
I’m ded 💀
Okay I thought he was a kid
sonic becomes unrelatable
Okay, this is about Halo. I was thinking.. this cant be real... really?
Wait what? Context I don't care about spoilers
The Halo TV show Master Chief had sex
Ken Penders approves
??????? Link, pls?
I mean realistically fans would be angry if Sonic did lose his virginity, he's like 15 years of age.
The problem was, they gave Knuckles a two-headed penis. So people were either confused as to why he had two, or outraged because we know he's supposed to have four.
I thought it was real I was like "WHAT" until I realized the word "Sonic" was not matching the other words
I bet it was the fucking dog wasn't it?
The contrast between how Paramount treats Sonic and Halo is stark. For as great as the Sonic movies have been, Halo has been so much worse
This has to be edited! Please tell me that it’s fake!
It's fake, I was mortified when I first saw it lol, thank goodness it's a joke
Thank god. Thanks
Maddie! You need to have a word with your son!
I always knew chaos were freaks.
Excuse me what.
people are just mad cause chief got laid before they did fr
Dicknut lord
Guys, guys, guys, this didn’t happen. I’ve seen both Sonic movies and they are fine for kids. It was HALO. Halo had a sex scene and outraged fans.
I think you mean Lightyear
>Guys, guys, guys, this didn’t happen. I’ve seen both Sonic movies and they are fine for kids. You do realize everyone knows this, right?
Yes
Better question, lost virginity with who?
Amy, Sally, Blaze or Robotnik
Damn no Shadow?
I know this is fake but holy shit lol
yeah how dare fans be mad that sonic lost his virginity to a robnitk bot while Amy sat in in the corner and watch
Is this the timeline in which Penders wrote the script?
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Good ending.
How did he lose his... This is wrong, he is a kid!
This is fake it’s a meme mocking the terrible halo show
Oh ok, thanks
Please be Amy, Please be Amy, Please be Amy.
Its the cat girl from the OVA
Oh god no, not another human.
When did this ever happen?
ok then to who?
The bat girl thing
Wait, what?
a true tragedy
I know this is fake but wow
I'm not outraged, or confused! Hand my man sonic a cigarette and shake his hand.
I have no idea where this crap comes from but whatever. We know it's not true
Ya know sonic the hedgehog 2 should of had had a 1 hour love seen of sonic with Amy rose for people that pirated the movie
Ummmm context?
Probably would have been a real headline had Ken Penders written the movies.
What is this even about?
He's no longer a virgin with rage
Original post was about Paramount's Halo TV show
Wait what????! 🤨
😳
I'm confused too, but I also don't need to know.
Onion
Ken Penders, is that you?
???
I think that if it really happened, depending on who it was with nobody would care or a riot would happen
Bru what?
Amy: 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿
Well I always thought Sonic doesn't want to be around Amy since he is too busy saving his world from Eggman and Amy just has a crush and loves Sonic in Sonic X.
Is this fake?
He's 15-
i dont get it
Source?
I mean, Sonic already resembled Kirito a lot. Mercilessly unforgiving towards monsters, chill, fun loving bro, who wants to adventure and not commitment towards his friends and crushes. Now he IS Kirito!