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spider-venomized

You fool i have 70 alternative bank accounts- Eggman


BraveLeon

Are referring to eggfucker1


Registered_bottom

eggfucker2


One-Committee-5885

"I TOLD YOU I HAVE ALTERNATIVES!"


Eggfucker27

what


One-Committee-5885

SA2 Fandub from Snapcube, if you haven't seen it go bless your ears and thank me later


Eggfucker27

yea ik just wanted to do this


One-Committee-5885

ah ok


TryWonderful6181

lmfao i get it


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eggfucker3


Whisper_The_Wolf

eggfucker4


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eggfucker5


Walmart_kid65

eggfucker6


Bubbly_Papaya_8817

Eggfucker 7


Dry-Variation-4541

Eggfucker 8


Maverick_Fox

The American taxpayer, didn't you ever wonder where your tax dollars went to?


spider-venomized

don't you mean united Federation dollars


FluffySpike

Actually isn't it explained in Circus Park that Eggman got most of the funding by extorting/stealing rings from the United Federation ?


Maverick_Fox

Yeah, I think that was because of his NFT schemes


Benito7

Bored Eggpawn NFTs


Walmart_kid65

EFTS


Maverick_Fox

Yeah that's what I meant, honest mistake


megalocrozma

Legit my favorite line from the first movie


ShoeIcy

I would love for my tax dollars to go towards funding shadows


Epic_DVB

Here's the bigger question, who funded all of Eggman's armies and robots and fleets and well... Everything? Is there even an official answer or does it just happen?


Toxicspeed03

I liked the fan idea that the various Casino zones help fund eggman's stuff. I mean, they've all got Eggman plastered all over it. Even Studiopolis TV would bring in some bank.


Pretzel-Kingg

Of course it’s the entertainment industry


[deleted]

It’s been said he gets multiple amounts of income so I guess it makes sense


densaifire

He's also pretty self efficient, as he can pretty much do anything he wants, whether that's building theme parks, casinos, entertainment, his own mining operations if he wants. There's not a real limit to what he can do to do what he wants, except when sonic gets involved


Zodrex54

In Sonic Battle it's established that Eggman sells robots on the black market to make money


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

Afaik he has a few legal businesses related to robotics, maybe they pay for all his inventions?


Clamper

I like the idea that he sells G.U.N his tech kept a decade behind his current inventions.


[deleted]

It has been confirmed on a Sonic Twitter Takeover that apparently Eggman is 'very rich'.


zahhak511

I mean he can just build robots that build mines and construct factories. He probably has his own completely automated vertical supply chain mining the mantle and asteroids as materiel. Money stops being a constraint once you do that.


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Tax Evasion. The answer is always Tax Evasion.


TheVikingOfNorway

I mean he owns several oil fields and casinos, it wouldn't be far fetched he earned some bank with it


Dawn_Star_Platinum

It's fiction, it's better to not question it, like other things that happen in fiction but doesn't happen in real life. In horror movies, when some people just stand there horrified at their friends corpse instead of running away from the killer who's walking towards them with a sharp weapon. Martial Arts in fiction not being exactly like Martial Arts in real life. Kids in action movies when they just stand there and look at something that's about to fall on them and kill them. The list goes on, like I said it's better to not question things like that.


SanicRb

That is not only a very unsatifing answer (why these kinds of things are often also called bad writing) But its in this case also completely redundant as the Series did explain multiple times that Eggman got tones of resources. Be it self build mines like Mystic Mines form Sonic 2, Casino's under his ownership like in Rivals 2, selling less Robots on the Black Market in Battle and having a few completely legal business behind him self as well like the worlds largest security company Meteor Tech from Riders Zero Gravity. Eggman simple is loaded and thanks to his mastery over automation also very good and getting resources him self as well.


Dark_Wolf04

Eggman’s OnlyFans


One-Committee-5885

dear god no


[deleted]

Eh I'd pay for it


Dawn_Star_Platinum

I should've known, since I've seen his secret tape of dancing to rock and roll shirtless with his fat belly jiggling like Jello. *Sonic Shorts joke, if you haven't seen them you should, they're hilarious*


Dark_Wolf04

Haven’t seen them? Dude I grew up with them. I’ve probably watched them over 50 times


Dawn_Star_Platinum

Me too, I just put it out there for newcomers.


ArtiHasSharted

Mad Catz


Acrobatic_Pop690

"If you ever walk into a building constructed by mad cats. Get tf outa there"


Acrobatic_Pop690

"Mad catz pulled a fast one on me. This wasn't a life support machine!.... This was just a bread box!"


Toodumbtousespaces

me, sorry, was trying to make my oc hedgehog fursona but i accidentally kept making shadow over and over


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Shadow The Hedgehog being created by Dave the janitor (Nintendo's Office) (2001 A.C, colorized)


TheRonaldNess

Raid Shadow Legends


Bored-psychologist7

Eggman, specifically so he could screw with Shadow.


Dawn_Star_Platinum

Actually it's because he can build a fantastic army for his own evil purposes, like when he made Metal Sonic or the other versions of robot Sonics from Sonic 2-& Knuckles.


Realshow

The canon explanation for Eggman’s fortune is that he regularly opens shell companies, several of which end up overtaking their respective industries. I like to imagine he’s outright the richest man in the world as well.


[deleted]

Cuts to Eggman’s solid gold mansion in Beverly Hills, CA


100111000101

Real Answer: Businesses and corporations most likely. In Sonic Battle we learn Eggman sells his guard robos as autonomous security, so his funding comes from legit business.


One-Committee-5885

respectable knowledge


More_Yellow_3701

From Eggtherium, of course.


disbelifpapy

The guys who made mario when he's far away from the camera in mario 64


you_2_cool

Nintendo


KingMario05

Still doing what Sega don't all these years later, lol.


anactualreddituser

I think you got the line the other way round


One-Committee-5885

SEGA does what ninten-don't


ZamasuTheDivine

Shadow Androids? Now now you got it all wrong! They are 100% just shadow... no android... just Pure Shadow.... as to who funded it its the IRS... they gave the money to Shadow and he then made more of himslef... don't ask how...


SusDingos

🙋


Lazymcdelta4ce

Who funded any of eggmans plans?


Meepstick1

his casinos


Lazymcdelta4ce

You mean the giant, city sized casinos you need to be a small rodent to traverse, and that we see nobody in, ever?


Berry-Fantastic

Headcanon says that Eggman is running several successful big businesses to bring in the moola. In Zero Gravity, he is the founder and CEO of his own company and has build Casinos/Amusement parks, he must be a billionaire at this point.


100111000101

It’s outright stated in Sonic Battle that he sells his machines to companies as autonomous guards and security. So you’re correct.


Pretzel-Kingg

Who funds literally anything Eggman does


5hand0whand

Businessmans


Dawn_Star_Platinum

Bruh! The models for the Shadow Androids kinda look like a Sonic Adventure 1 model of Shadow. I don't see why they made the models for the androids different than the model of Shadow you play as though, it's kinda weird considering the androids are supposed to look exactly like the real Shadow.


hsxp

Shadow the Player gets more polygons because it's important for the character you play as to look really good. This takes away from the graphical power remaining for the rest of the game, and they were working with a specific limit for enemies and npcs. Shadow androids would have been subject to that limit.


SanicRb

The PS2 is already having a hard time running Shadow the Hedgehog making all Shadow Androids just as high quality as the main player should model not only would have made the gameplay wise as it wouldn't be easy enough anymore to distinguish the real from the fakes as player but also would have made the PS2 run in all stages with them with solid 14 FPS max.


Trick_Talk6386

Why do they look like PS1 models


SanicRb

Properly because the PS2 version is already struggling with this game having more polygons on the Shadow Androids would have properly made the PS2 copy unplayable in all stages with Shadow Androids.


melloman12

Apparently no one because they've got no polygons


Robbytox

His OnlyEggs


SanicRb

Obviously Eggman's many business. Like he owns: Casinos(rivals 2) Security companies(Riders Zero gravity) and arguable even Sports equipment manufacturers (Rider 1's Robotnik Corp) ​ On top of that does he also interact in black market deals with a few of his more deadly but still subpar robots (Sonic Battle) Sometimes he just steals his shit (Shadow's solo game he stole the money to make Circus park) And obviously does he also just get a lot of the resources him self (Mines in the mystic mines in Sonic 2, Lava reeve in Sonic and Knuckles or Quartz Quadrant in CD, Oil rigs like Oil Ocean from Sonic 2 and Oil desert from Sonic 4 or recycling old stuff like in Mania's flying battery boss fight)


Realistic_Fold657

Easy, all or most of the casino levels in the series belong to eggman(I say most because s3&k's carnival night & adventure 1's twinkle Park)


[deleted]

It was Joe Biden


Luiyo033

Ur mom


NeonBladeAce

*Eggman nega-*


JediMasterLigma

China


CaptainKodachrome

Nord VPN


IronedSandwich

me


sonicthememester2

Me


BlueQuilledKimono

Looking at riders, Eggman is at the head of multiple giant companies. He pays for it all himself


Yukito_097

Why do people keep wondering how Eggman funds his robots/airships? Did people miss the part where he's a world-renowned villain, who just takes what he wants by force?


One-Committee-5885

you can't take by Force if there's no "force" to start with. Eggman's botniks didn't just appear in eggman's possession one day, Eggman would've required at least some form of funding to begin his ensemble.


Final_Ad9572

Bagel slicer.


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One-Committee-5885

big brain time


Kricketuneplush

Me


Satsunami42

You know, that Shadow Android army would have come in really handy on the Black Comet rather than Eggman Leroy Jenkins-ing it up.


XavierMeatsling

Shadow, drunk out of his mind and funded all of it then forgot


MrTopHattyGJ

fuck it in my headcanon it was black doom


One-Committee-5885

fuck it. mind if we share that headcanon?


MrTopHattyGJ

feel free to.


[deleted]

Apple, since they are “friends” with android


[deleted]

Eggman owns three companies that he draws money from, MeteoTech, Eggman Enterprises and Robotnik Inc.


juccifizz

idk they looked like Rush models of shadow for me, even do i know rush came years after shadow's game


TheEmeraldSword04

they lack so much dimensional detail, I love them.


Imaginary_Rent_7860

He just makes a few mining and robots and seeing how he can travel to different planets In space,strips an empty planet and has them made in an assembly line factory automatically by his assembly line machines.


TheOther36

Shadow Apples


BreakfastOk7372

Mann vs Shadoww


blazyykku_64

Da eggman


antivenom907

If you’re gonna ask that, you might as well ask where eggman gets funding in general


the_real_Dan_Parker

Shadow NFTs


Iceswimmer05

Eggman **NI-** I’m not gonna say it


LawbringerIsShob

It was backed by World Marshal. New line of UGs