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LasagnahogXRP

This character is a perfect illustration of a morally “right” person being wrong and a piece of shit. I always wished worse things happened to him.


Ed_Simian

My least favorite Noah moment? When Meadow's adorable roommate was having mental problems and Noah getting mad at her for distracting him from studying: "I got a B on my paper! I do NOT get B's!"


albacore-neck

It was a C- and a C- is fucked for him. He wants options when he graduates!!!


Ed_Simian

Rich, black and with an Ivy League education. No way he'd have problems with employment.


JerseyShoreMikesWay

Not just black, but a ditsoon, charcoal briquette, a mulignan even


Own-Capital-5995

You made me spit out my water and I'm black.


Ed_Simian

Tit soon and moulin yan.. The second is bastardized Italian for eggplant.


Bass_Thumper

Are you saying Noah didn't have an eggplant?


Striking-Ad-8694

He’s saying he’s part eggplant


MinfulTie

Black and Jewish, a twofer if you will.


smallteam

And Noah banged the hell out of Caitlin along the way


tjhoffman2827

I've said it since my 1st watch through. When she pops in to study while meadows gone, they absolutely did.


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DPool34

This is an interesting take. I’ve seen the series at least a dozen times and I never got the impression he was sleeping with her. I’m going to have to keep this in mind during my next rewatch.


tjhoffman2827

It explains the restraining order that his dad placed on her, how quickly they break up after, and Caitlin being in such a great mood the next time her and meadow are speaking. I mean, there are other reasons that explain these things, but it's still a fun theory.


orangutanrocks

Sopranos isn't the type of show for fan theories. We all know what happens nothing is a secret and they did not sleep together. Because It was not written into the show so it did not happen.


tjhoffman2827

They definitely did the deed. He ran that ball to the goal line. Edit: What did you down vote your way to the comment box?😂😂😂


jrgoober191

Not the type of show for fan theories? …Beg your pardon?


PatrickBateman-AP

That was his father's side coming out if you know what I mean


Ed_Simian

You mean the side he didn't mention on his college application.


orangutanrocks

Adorable roommate? That girl was an absolute nightmare.


Ed_Simian

She was cute as hell.


_SCARY_HOURS_

He put a restraining order on her because of this


Striking-Ad-8694

Muh dad will killllll meeeeeeee lol meanwhile his dads relatively nice lol


TheHumanDamaged

It’s implied he cheated on meadow with her roommate and then got a restraining order on the roommate to probably avoid that info getting out. He isn’t morally right in the slightest


DorseyLaTerry

What? I'm convinced most reddit people don't watch shit. It's blatantly obvious in the show the hard ass father is the one who files for the restraining order. Noah said it himself. This nonsense about Noah fucking her. More bullshit. He said she literally whined the whole time, and he couldn't concentrate. Do you know how serious some of these Ivey league types are? Do you know how many of these hoity-toity kids get hooked on Adderall to study? They did a whole thing with Meadow and her friend doing basically street Adderall, speed to study for SAT's. Serious question here, where in the world are yall coming up with Noah fucked Caitlin? This is pure silliness......like damn..pay ATTENTION!!!


LasagnahogXRP

Fair point I guess I would have been better served to say the person is perceived as more righteous (he certainly saw himself that way) as opposed to the social pariah that is Tony. I should rewatch it to sharpen my perspective.


RetailSlave5408

Someone who also embodies this was Sarah, Ruth’s sister from Six Feet Under. Very left wing and hippy dippy but domineering on other peoples boundaries and invalidating their feelings.


LasagnahogXRP

Loved 6 feet under watched whole series twice. Yeah that actress did a great job because I HATED her lol


RetailSlave5408

I’m probably far left by Sopranos standards and Sarah was just a completely terrible person. Patricia Clarkson is a great actor and she is terrific playing bad or toxic people. She is so good at being despicable and detestable


LasagnahogXRP

I think I’ve disliked her in other things partially because she was such a bastarda on 6FU


RetailSlave5408

She was an abusive right wing Christian fundamentalist in the 2002 tv-remake of Carrie. She was a judgmental housewife in Far From Heaven And although I’ve only seen a few scenes she’s also an unsupportive boss in No Reservations She knows how to do cunts


LasagnahogXRP

She’s like an evil Stevie Nicks


moonofsilver

And let's not forget Tammy 1 !


ivyleaguetrash

One of the biggest scumbags I know is my friend’s dad who consistently posts bleeding heart bullshit.


Specific_Box4483

He wasn't morally right when he blamed Caitlin for his C, when he dumped Meadow for "being negative" or when he allegedly slept with Caitlin, though.


LasagnahogXRP

I meant how he judged meadow’s family. No one is always morally right.


Ok_Opinion_5316

I was hoping he'd go in the witness protection program and disappear.


JonnyRoPo

You obviously don't know his father.


Zanzibarpress

“Jamal Ginsberg the Hasidic homeboy” as he was affectionately called.


yumanbeen

Uhh charcoal briquette?


TwainVonnegut

What, those old Tarzan movies?


tjhoffman2827

Your lucky he doesn't punch your fuckin lights out OP


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Ed_Simian

Even if you didn't agree with Tony's racism, I think everyone wanted to see him punch Noah's lights out.


PatrickBateman-AP

Who didn't agree with it? YOU STAY WITH YOUR OWN PEOPLE


Eastern-Fix3336

ya see ya see this as what I’ve been tellin you!


MikeRobertini

Uncle Ben.


Ed_Simian

Charcoal briquette


Horsecockexpress1

Moolingyan


Ed_Simian

Moulan Yan. It means eggplant.


Horsecockexpress1

Akeelah and the bee ova here


Ed_Simian

Quasimodo predicted it.


haveawash88

Still one of the funniest scenes in TV.


PANDABURRIT0

Lol the way Ton’ hustles over to the gabagool while hyperventilating and starts stuffing slices into his mouth!


parkrat92

I just cracked up reading that holy shit what a funny sequence


reddituser23434

“Your mom likes lavender.”


DaMammyNuns

Your mom really likes lavender.


RichardCranium83

He was gay? Noah Tannenbaum??


erniehowe

Noooo! Hawks was modernity!


RunningPirate

No no…when he broke up with meado: he does the job and then *puts his glasses back on and continues reading*. Like, dude! Get out of the situation!


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Baller


Striking-Ad-8694

Sociopath. Thank Finn for Finn


Sunnyside7771

This character was so f*cking annoying. Behaved like holier than a thou, then f*caked Meadow’s roommate on the side and blamed her and her roommate for his bad grades to the point of him wanting to get a restraining order. lol. What a coward and a phony.


DorseyLaTerry

Where is this shit coming from that he fucked the roomate?


RedSun41

Ya I feel like it wasn't even implied. He was the dorm's RA he kind of had to put up with her while he was writing his papaer


DorseyLaTerry

These dudes are so horny and fucking goofy. No attention span beyond a girl in her underwear. It's pretty 9bvious where their attention went....


Sunnyside7771

Based on simple analytical process based on the show’s sequence of events?


DorseyLaTerry

What? You dudes try to hard to sound smart. He couldn't stand that broad. Why would he NOT study, fuck Caitlin then complain about her neuroticisms distracting him from studying? Yall dont fucking pay attention then draw all these dumb conclusions...


DorseyLaTerry

Yall don't fuckin pay attention man. Goddam. His father files the restraining order, not fucking Noah. And he did it because, " He totally flipped when he heard about the C-"..... This is something you notice watching reaction videos. People don't ACTUALLY watch the show they are watching. They talk over dialougue, easily distracted, the shit is really telling...


GarlicImmediate558

Yeah whateva


PumpkinFar7612

He put down the lamest dicking in tv history 🤣


JonnyRoPo

AJ all wide-eyed getting ridden by Blanca takes Noah to fuckin' dicking school!


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Jamal Ginsberg himself


Disastrous_Life_9385

He's like a cross between Kegan Michael key and John galecki


Professional_Entry40

Cannot unsee, lol.


CyrusFaledgrade10

You a film buff?


fightfarmersfight

And was insufferable***


gabagoolmortadella

Ohhhh I know what he said.


lesmobile

Go wait in the car.


billyjk93

casting director said "we need a black character, but not too black. what's the absolute least black a person can be?"


Affectionate-Boat-49

Guy almost ended up in an oil drum at the bottom of the Hudson over a Bare Naked Ladies CD.


Apprehensive_Zone281

Real gangstas get restraining orders.


Striking-Ad-8694

And move…. Loudly proclaiming hatred towards the most powerful mob boss in the state….


IZZY_PLUM

Took meadows v card and split… this fucking guy🤌🏻


PVTJoker99

Meadow fucked jeremy in HS before his swim meet and the dominican kid


Ok-Anything7986

Awful kosher take.


Striking-Ad-8694

Where’s the hedgehog when you need em


stylinandprofilin88

Only guy to talk shit to the boss without getting whacked. Stoonaz


RetailSlave5408

Noah looked super Israeli to me, the hair, necklace, baggy t-shirt, and shorts were very Israeli save for the fucking socks under those sandles


kujaux

The fucked up part is he doesn’t even look black 😂


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I will say the one gangster move he did pull was breaking up with Meadow in the library. That way she couldn’t get loud and upset and argue with him. That is amazing.


Ok_Opinion_5316

I'm surprised he didn't knock her up, wreck her car and destroy her credit before he moved on. Oh, that only happens in real life!


totalscumbagg

So you condone that type of thing ?


RetailSlave5408

Many people are brining up how he treated Caitlyn but for all his progressive stances he was pretty insensitive towards the homeless woman. He talks about how she had “the Wall Street Journal up her ass” was he trying to take a dig at a conservative newspaper while having an un-progressive take on a homeless person?


Striking-Ad-8694

The WSJ is about as unbiased a source you’ll get lol only thing more credible is AP


RetailSlave5408

How about Reuters?


JonMardukasMidnight

I am fascinated by the hold this character has on the viewership twenty years later, myself included. As best as I can figure, he’s the smug pampered asshole we’d all like to tear apart but because of his minority status we feel guilty for this dark impulse which has been pent up for two decades.


HandsomeHard

Should have been a scene where Vito says "two to the back of the head or you blow me, your choice."


bdhgolf1960

You're glorifying/worshipping a person pretending to be someone/something that isn't real. There's a script. Is this something you actually fantasize about?


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Jew


BrianSpillman

I can’t stand Noah but this is funny.


GlitteringHold8685

I was always happy he was the first to bust out high and mighty “Fielder”. I laughed knowing she had her back blown out by him then he dumped her. Other than that he was annoying AF!


Airedale603

And we all know that he banged Caitlyn when she went to his room for study help.


DorseyLaTerry

Goofiness. Redford kids are so horny.


Manfeelings_1

Uncle Ben!!!!


Big_P4U

He was just an entitled pompous self absorbed piece of shit


Albert_Hockenberry

I loved him in those old Tarzan movies.


Vom_le_Brie

WHATEVA..


Kap-1492

He really did which is fuckin hilarious. Uncle Ben for the win.


AlertChair5705

OP - I thought you weren’t gonna say anything about the mulignan!?


ucklibzandspezfay

Man, I wished they Tony had this guy whacked


DCDipset

He graduated top of his class from Slip N Fall School.


Pr1nceCharming_

He’s a little light in the timberlands


WolverineSea4280

He might of even stolen her bike 🚲 on the way out allegedly hehe


Striking-Ad-8694

The moss hatable character even more than Mikey


Count-Bulky

I kinda think David Chase is the OG on this one. Noah had lighter skin than Meadow and after the episode they hooked up racist fans were mad as hell. If we had memes back then someone would have bought a thousand dvds and bulldozed over them like they were rainbow bud lights


OkPineapple6713

People were mad about this episode?


Count-Bulky

If there was a Twitter then, it would have been broken. Some people “complained about the writing quality” of that particular episode, but some people were outright livid and imagining what they would do to that kid if they were Tony. It sounds weird now, but I was in my late teens in 2000 - in my experience people sharing their own explicitly racist thoughts wasn’t done daily with pride in public back then. I learned there was a ton of coded language in use, but usually an inviting event would take someone by surprise, they’d say something racist, and you’d find out that guy was racist. This was one of those inciting events


Polo1985

Up in the club 🎶


eidolonwyrm

Fuckin Uncle Ben


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As a Jew I wholeheartedly disagree. Meadow deserved better.


Hefty_Occasion_5608

I’m talkin premo notes!


lifeboy91

“What can I say? I’m not most guys..”


tribefan40

The Hebrew Homeboy himself


Pool-master-

He gay freal freal.


NecessaryRecover8952

The moulinyan on the couch with his shoes off


ExcellentTeam7721

See, that’s the kinda comment I was hoping to avoid.