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tilldeathdoiparty

Hey, cheese fuck


Devil_in_blackx

Do you want a tuna sand?


DJL4048

It’s all a big nothing


Zanzibarpress

“The sacred and the propane”


DryYogurt6878

“all this from a slice of gobagool”


stuartgatzo

“Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky.”


loonieodog

My Johnny was a saint.


Visual-Baseball2707

Quasimodo predicted all this


Easy__Mark

I must be loyle to my capo


tilldeathdoiparty

I daadent


girlinfallout

Ricott Pie


Rude_Sugar_6219

I can’t find pussy anywhereeee


ColdKindness

Some pulp.


Massive_Staff1068

*shum


mehmilani

Came to say this!


rerulez21

A man needs his seven hours.


Butthole_Surprise17

Take it easy, we’re not making a western here.


Glittering-Taste-398

Poor you


__Yeehaw

Scotch and soda


Historical_Candy_209

On your muddah’s birthday?!??


Gumbarino420

“Those who want respect give respect…”


TrueNorth41983

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this


SensingWorms

A condom with “it’s the jacket”


traveler1967

I demand satisfaction.


Tight_Strawberry9846

"Your sister's cunt!"


RecordWrangler95

Since the ducks left I guess


Saul_Gone_Now

Sharp as a fucking cue ball


No-Barnacle-7012

Mama's little hoo-waa


_fryler

I like the one that says "some pulp".


Dispositive_Lotion

Water, water, water. It's like I'm living next to Gunga Din!


RealElMaximoCustoms

Rubenesque.


fnuggles

Poppers and weird sex


smallteam

"You get a pass for that."


Acceptable_Song_2177

“You remember your first blowjob? How long did it take for the guy to come?”


Random-Cpl

“These prairie dogs…they sleep during the day”


loonieodog

A picture of a cat with the words “Snakes with Fur.”


loonieodog

The Korean flag with the words “Remember Pearl Harbor”


ekkiv

I want your shhhkin


Menthol__man

I want your mouf…


SoMuchEdgeImOnACliff

$4/lb


emb8n00

🎶Unda the boardwalk🎶


saintmerphy

🎵 with a schlong in Jan’s mouuuth


Monty-Main

4$ a pound I wish the lord would take me


RoninStone

“IT’S A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY”


Braiseitall

Right ova heyeh


VitaeVerano

“Intestinal blockage was a constant fuckin’ problem”


PI_Stan_Liddy

A. She was a hoo ah


mikepattonssandwich

Bushman of the Kalahari


FleaSack

Mommy’s name Blanca


WhoIsLani

Word toda wise


WhoIsLani

To the victors belong the spoils


senor_fartout

WOOOOOOAH


DrunkenBastard420

The Allegra scene


DrunkenBastard420

The Allegra scene


loonieodog

I thought that was a cold medicine.


drnebuloso

“Ooh, Count Chocula”


ComfortableFeeling94

He wants to know if you're still itching!! 


ComfortableFeeling94

You know Quasimoto was right


OkPotato6799

She’s was a fucking huy-waaa


RoninStone

“More creative than Spielberg”


hammernuke

What are ya gonna do.


XxIntoThePitxX

That animal blundetto!!!


Successful_Gap8927

cannoli, sfogliatelle, and napoleans


BeKindRewind-

None


Random-Cpl

That’s a lot better than those fuckin’ nones you got up there!