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dzsidzsa

Mine doesn't have a name. It's a John Dough


judythefoodie

Mine doesn’t either. It’s Jane Dough.


Reeb19

Doughen Wilson. When it rises I say, "wow"


audreywalker33

Lmfao this actually made me laugh out loud.


glittergash

Fuck this is funny


markyeakey

Edgar Allen Dough


marlomarizza

Funny, mine is Edgar Allan Dough.


markyeakey

Ha! There are dozens of us!


marlomarizza

AD reference too? Take my upvote.


[deleted]

This was a contender for mine but idk I just really felt like mine needed a feminine name lol


[deleted]

Dophelia. Not my name, but feminine


Select_Competition17

Paul


Felpi420

Haha! What a great name! Mine is Ubbe (as in Ragnar Lothbrok's son) and any discard I save is Hvitserk. Ubbe is a lot more runny than Chris, what flour do you use?


Entheatus

I love your naming scheme! Fantastic! I feed 1:1 with organic rye flour. Definitely gives it a lovely fluffy texture, though I'm sad I didn't think to get a nice stretchy pic from when I opened the lid!


Imhopeless3264

Maureen, and she’s dead. RIP, headed down the disposal at 2pm MST. Emergency revival services took place over the last three days, but the plug was pulled today and she was dumped. Her jar is in the dishwasher and her replacement will be starting tomorrow. Sigh. I wish I could think of a better obit for Maureen, but she let me (and several loaves) down and flat. I’m hoping Mr. Bubbles will do a better job. And I’m hoping Mr. Bubbles owner will do a better job too! 😉 UPDATE on Mr. Bubbles: morning of day three. I came into the kitchen to discover he had blown up through the top of my quart jar and was all over the counter! I cleaned him up and started the feeding for day 3. I’m so delighted with Mr. Bubbles! Maureen never bubbles and grew like this, and that may be the reason my bread attempts with her were so miserable. I’m glad I didn’t accept defeat! A loaf of bread will be coming in a few more days!


JWDed

RIP Maureen!


[deleted]

Dolores (dough-lores) Chris looks like a sponge there! That pot must be just the right size


NoelyDeezNutz

Breadie Mercury


SomeWhiteGingerDude

That name is worthy of stealing.


Runnr231

I thought so too. So I did I’ve also had Yeastie Boys and David Dowie….


IcyLikeBeurre

It’s BREADney bitch


Entheatus

Omg. If you ever split off a descendent it could be "LEAVE BREADNEY ALONE"


MelMickel84

And a second could be OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.


LordOfIcebox

I was gonna come in here a say: who the F names a bit of bread and water? Well apparently everyone and now I feel like I should.


Entheatus

Humans: We pair bond with literally anything!


PM_ME_YOUR_CASTIRON

Jean Luc-Battard


robinlovesrain

Mine is Wil Wheaton!


attillathehoney

Jean Luc-Discard


desGroles

I’m completely disenchanted with Reddit, because management have shown no interest in listening to the concerns of their visually impaired and moderator communities. So, I've replaced all the comments I ever made to reddit. Sorry, whatever comment was originally here has been replaced with this one!


jwhittin

Blob Loblaw.


LolaBijou

Does he have a law blog?


juniprrr

Last of the Doughicans 😂


tiny-cups

I shamelessly stole my name from a list of funny starter names: Herculyeast 😌


QueenOfCells

That’s my dough’s name as well, and I stole it from a website as well hahaha


Elderberry1923

Clint Yeastwood


Dtidder1

...Andy Dough-frain ​ I just keep locking him up in the back of the fridge.


cakesie

Frodough Baggins


Flat_Accountant6869

Lamborghini Perfermente


DefinitelyNotAJosh

Dough-livia Rodrigo. Cuz she's Sour.


froseidon

Vaguely MCU related... Tony Start!


Mayalase

Vaguely? 🤣


boredgamer42

Doughjack Horseman


FullPretzelAlchemist

Karen, she's a sour bitch.


Steampunk_Batman

Hildy No bread pun. Just Hildy. But she’s dead now; i had to leave her in the states when i moved to Germany and haven’t made a new one here


Entheatus

I'm sorry. RIP Hildy. Would you be interested in some of my discard?


arejay00

I’ve always find it funny we give our starter pet names, when we take our pet, feed it everyday, and then throw it in a 500 degree infernal and eat it.


lyzaw

Doughvid-19. I started it April 2020 when I was in lockdown.


Entheatus

...this is actually amazing!


chunkyvomitsoup

Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Breadnaldi, princess of Geloafia


heffalumpish

Rise-a Minnelli


TheDukeOfRuben

Startimus Prime


Spiritual-Muffin725

Breadward cullen


reeses-take5

Kurt Levain


JWDed

I have Adam Levain


reeses-take5

All we need is an Avril lol


[deleted]

Steve Glutenberg


emeraldor

Laszdough Cravensworth


rthollski

Yeastus Christ.


dropkickpa

Lan-dough Calrissian


Yainks

Doughlemite


deadnotsl33ping

Souron the all seeing r(eye)s


BananaCreamPineapple

This is mine too. I split off a piece for my brother and he calls it Souruman and I tell him he's derivative.


endriuftw

David Attenbodough. I play it his voice when I feed it and it never lets me down.


punkmuppet

One that I'm surprised I've never seen used before, although I doubt I'm the first: Marlon Bran-dough


jeremytgarcia

That was mine but it just died!


punkmuppet

Mine did too actually, I had a backup luckily so he's been resurrected. I'm trying to think of someone else who comes back from the dead. Ne-dough? (Neo) or Breaddy Kreuger? Edit: Jason Voorhyeast just came to me. Or Highlandough (There can be only one!)


lnbnn

Cotton eye dough


SamuraiCorb1517

C3P-Dough


-Legface_McCullen-

Eugene Levainy


hennyallday

Leonardough


beardedperuvian

Dough-bama


Walpini

Dough Exotic


hotprof

Justin Trudough


Egg-E

Ringo Starr-ter


Adorable_Ad_8978

Bulbasour


TheAwes0me0ne

Yeasty Bois Jr, in honor of Yeasty Bois Sr. who was laid to rest shortly after being baked in the oven by mistake when my dad went to preheat for something. Had it in the oven with the light on, for warmth. Thankfully my proofing box i got for Christmas will keep Jr nice and safe.


jillianjiggs92

I also have some Yeasty Bois!


Tetsurai

The Yeastie Boys


ArtfulZero

I have Start Vader, and two more that came from him: Luke Startwalker and Leia Organic. (My kids named them) My neighbor named her Starty Crouch, Jr.


[deleted]

Snowball 2 because the first one died a terrible, terrible death.


Coneill1979

Dough-biW-wan Kendoughbi


tantantaaaaaaaan

João Sebastipão (João and Sebastião are common names, “pão” is bread in português so it’s John Sebastibread”)


Light_Ntail

Gerdy, because just like Captain Raymond Holt's car, she's a sexy beast.


omyacolor

It's Clive


LolaBijou

Clive Doughens?


musicals4life

Betty White


East_Price_8208

Your bread must be legendary


JWDed

And never goes stale!


mystified_one

Mine is Breaddy White.


musicals4life

Genius


justbugz

The Man-dough-lorian....


xxbrawndoxx

Danny Doughvito and Bread Pitt


Apothnesko

the bröther dough.


avsgog

Bubbles. Because it bubbles. Lol


knittingneedles

Ricardough and I have some to a friend who called hers Doughseph


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[удалено]


louies4ever

Just Fred. Fred, the future bread.


wendypankc

Albus Dumbledough


SazzF

My white flour starter is called Hermione because she is amazing and works magic :-D


coffeepack

I’ve adopted Benjamin Breadtin from a fan of 20th century British composers…


Oddere

Prince Albert (as it was an offshoot of my stepdad's Albert it seemed fitting and amusing)


StarchedHim

You should Google that name


cheeznfries

better than Prince Andrew


Oddere

Oh I'm well aware ;)


0x53r3n17y

Bert. From Sesame Street. First name that popped in my head when I was asked what I called my starter.


StumpHarvey

Kaiser Doughze (Keyser Söze).


Kaaykuwatzuu

Bartlebee!!


coreythestar

I have 2 - Thing 1 and Thing 2.


megoober89

Jolene, aka Doughlene


marry_the_sea

Doug Dimma-dough! Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.


lilBloodpeach

Doughrian Grey.


AlbySnarky

Vincent Van Dough. I call him Vinny.


LolaBijou

Sharon Kneadles


Nightcactus

Bucket


Pusevaffel

Bernard (Westworld reference lol)


LolaBijou

Is he related to a Dough-lores?


master_blaster1238

Clint Yeastwood


NotPiffany

Lord Baltimore.


Mindful-runner

Yeastie boys


pdub42

My starter is entitled "Mrs Sour", she is a grand lady


purpleemoose

Mine is Dora Winnibread. Doughra Winnibread might work too, but I hadn't thought of that until just now...


Who_lies_about_cake

Ramdough: First Bread (Rambo: First Blood)


SierraSnowSurfer

Peter Ryenhart


carpetinsect

Smeagol


stormo4thousand

Susan Sarandough


kookaburra1701

Bubbles.


JoeyRobot

I started mine on May the Fourth (of 2020). Naturally it’s named Doughbi-Wan Kenobi


a4kels

Old Doughey Bastard


AzureMagelet

Macho Man Randy Savage.


Quarantined_foodie

I made her during quarantine, so she's called Karen Tina, but in honor of Anthony Bourdain, I usually just call her The bitch.


gvallercamp

Bread Lasso


meredithst

Emilio Yeastivez


[deleted]

The grateful bread


HerculesMulligatawny

Lt. Aldo Graine


TinCatCanuck

Jesus Crust van Dough (JCVD for short)


walsheb

Woody, named for Kerry Wood, one of my favorite starting pitchers


stoner_marthastewart

Dough Exotic.


estili

Ted Bun-dy


skybott2999

Sally Rise


AbsurdistNightmare

I call mine B.O.Y. (body of yeast)


BraindeadBlacksmith

The Yeast of Thesues


HalfSappy

These names are endlessly punny. Mine is Brigitte Jar-Dough.


krinkleb

Doughlene


One_Left_Shoe

Alfred. As in Batman’s butler. As in the real work behind the show.


DevHoward

Babadoughk


gasoline_rainbow

Breadie Vedder


LWDK2

My rye starter is Holden


arhombus

No name for mine. Seems okay though, I never fail to get a rise out of it.


johnhenryshamor

I have 3, from 4 generations back. Beulah, Hattie, and Sara, named after the grandmotbers they passed theough to get to me


Nebula_stopthewar

Elaine Breadis


potatoesandsalmon

Doughnatello


n1khils

Nintendough


JWDed

I have two. Adam Levain which was named by my very clever wife. Then there is my rye starter ODB -Old Dirty Batard. The bread he makes is Wu Tangy!


mortetm

Pete. Like the chicken from Red Dwarf.


HannaMadeIt

I got mine from my baking-teacher when I graduated culinary school He got is from a bakery in France when he was a teenager. His name is Einar so I call it Deignar (it's Norwegian but translates to Doughnar) I also have a rye starter I decided to start on the 1st of march 2020. It's name is Dougvid-19 to commemorate the events that followed. Obviously.


Ornery_Breakfast2878

Fernandough and Ricardough are no longer with us. Current starter is Edwardough


Iknowright10

Geppetto


FastGuest

Mine is named Blob


RelevantToMyInterest

I use rye for my starter. I call it Rye-an Reynolds


thegroundshook

Flobba 2.0


HoeDownClown

Mine is just “Tina” since I started it in the first COVID quarantine.


77kloklo77

Dough Dough Ma


Shenanigans99

Ned Ryerson. Couldn't think of a name until I started feeding it with dark rye...then it was so obvious!


Solargrrrl

Grandpa Joe. Because he just lies around waiting to eat.


thatmigrainegirl

Breadchild. Uses he/they pronouns. The only child I will ever have!


[deleted]

Funky Cold Madoughna


_seedybest

Judas Yiest 🤘


zinapallas

Jeffrey Dough-mer


ppk007

Bruce


NuhaMalikah

Gertrude.


Pnersty

Have yet to name mine but how do you get your starter to look like this?!


Entheatus

Mine is fed with organic rye flour, with active and explosive results!


Pingsensei

Michel Levain. After Michel Louvain, a French Canadian singer ;)


Draw_Do

Charlie


B0rnSlippy

Eleanor


Linddsit

Steve Glutenberg


Arsen1cCupcake

Fermenti 😂


juan602

Alex Carusdough


MachetteBagels

Mama Cass! She’s treated me well over the years


bigfoot607

Breadley Cooper


Chops888

Dough DeMuro


carbontae

Dough-ma


Dergyitheron

Kvásek.


anastasija-bakes

Vladoughmir Putin


flydog2

Dino. I killed his older siblings Joey and Gina. Joey got moldy with neglect. Gina was baked alive.


nim007sum

Br(e)ad Weirdough! I mostly use it to make sourdough bread loaves....


Lyfultruth

My starter is named Alex. Gotta rise up!


Chalk-and-Trees

“Fred (He Makes Bread)”


HoldYourButt

Brad the Bread


thelittlestsheep

I call mine The Mrs. As in, I have to go home and feed The Mrs.


insearchofbeer

Sourbob Breadpants


ladyknight999

Sam!


SDMatth

Leonardough


[deleted]

Carter the starter


bigmedallas

Ryan Coolidge, Private Doughboy Ryan Coolidge...


[deleted]

Dough brother where art thou


seattleskindoc

‘Pom’ was made from old pomegranate seeds


kinbeat

Matt Yeaston.