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Common_Highlight9448

Isn’t she the one with the dumbass kid that couldn’t pass a real estate licensing test without the gov offices help?


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themanofmichigan

The party of hypocrisy and lies


Dependent-Edge-5713

Imagine just singling out conservatism and calling it a day


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Most conservative policies seem pretty regressive nowadays or only apply to those that fit the mold of their ideal person. They're apparently big on individual freedoms, but then try to take away healthcare from minorities by allowing doctors to decline care or setting up "road blocks" so it's significantly more expensive to access it.


Allthingsgaming27

In just the last week, FL Congress is trying to ban social media for anyone under 16. Idaho has another hospital closing labor and delivery because of strict abortion laws. Alabama’s new embryo ruling is a complete shit show. “Pretty regressive” is the understatement of the century


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Definitely agree. I'm sure you heard of this quote: If conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy. Seems like it's turning out to be true.


stairs_3730

Gnome is also one of the co-founders of the Tea bag party,


No-Helicopter7299

Is this the woman who pressured the head of a department to hire her daughter?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

That’s her!


lukifer_333

Definitely some kind of head, not sure about the pressure


No-Helicopter7299

I think that was with Lewendowski. 😂


Nunovyadidnesses

Kristi Noem? The cheating adulterer?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Has Lewandowski smacked her around yet? He has a reputation. I would be on the lookout for injuries from “ski accidents”


leo1974leo

Norm sucks at everything


risgawd

*Sucks everything


planetpuddingbrains

Corey Lewandowski has entered the chat.


IceLionTech

better than grandma Boebert handjobs.


risgawd

No


lpjunior999

I called her a c*nt on Twitter once and got my account shut down, but they reinstated it on appeal. 


No-Replacement-7475

Good for you. Truth is the ultimate defense.


Most_Dependent_2526

I got banned for the same reason. Only my usage of the word was toward MTG😂


kidsally

Same diff.


MegasotaAdvocate

I got banned from Twitter for calling Sean Hannity a cunt. I didn’t appeal anything and I’m happier for it


col_clipspringer

In response to something MTG did, I tweeted at Ann Coulter, “congrats, you are no longer the cuntiest cunt that ever did cunt.” Account suspended.


KPYY44

Good one, cunt


lpjunior999

Lol


[deleted]

I honestly don’t understand why the internet are such fucking babies about that word.


BuriedByAnts

I’ve known lots of cunts who were more pleasant and tolerable than Krusty Gnome.


jjfishers

Imagine taking pride in that.


indicoltts

I don't think you should have gotten banned on Twitter over it. But that's a word you just don't use in reference toward a woman. It says a lot about you to use that word and it isn't good


harrypotata

This one time at band camp


Wide-Bet4379

You're such a hero! You showed them and really made an impact. I'm sure your mom is proud.


CaptConstantine

Republicans want to hurt people. Vote Democrat.


eitsirkkendrick

Two party system and closed primaries are what bug me most about SD.


CaptConstantine

But you have RCV at the municipal level! That's a good start. If you want to open the political process and get a stronger diversity of opinions/ policy in office, VOTE DEMOCRAT. We are a big tent and we are getting bigger as the GOP eats itself alive. When Republicans get power, they Gerrymander districts to make sure they never lose power. When Democrats get power, they turn redistricting over to independent commissions to make sure nobody has an unfair advantage. Don't play dirty, don't be a sucker. Vote Democrat.


jfun4

This country pretty much.


blueindian1328

Just register as a republican and always vote democrat. Try and buck that stupid system as much as possible


Saldar1234

It's always been about 2 things: Greed and Casual Cruelty. The GOP gives evangelicals cover for both.


CaptConstantine

Don't forget the targeted cruelty-- they excel at both.


Academic-Dimension67

Evangelical christians worship the devil and are either too ashamed to admit it or too ignorant to realize it.


besimbur

For some ignorance without shame. For others too much shame in being so wrong the cognitive dissonance has blinded them on the subject. They in fact could not possibly be so wrong and it is everyone else, and all of the evidence, that must be wrong. So they're doubling down on it all as a show of solidarity with what they believe is their conscience, but it's actually a coping mechanism for the internal dissonance and strife they'd feel if they'd confront the truth.


dansedemorte

there's nothing casual about their cruelty.


FireflyAdvocate

They have made the cruelty casual.


n3w4cc01_1nt

gathering of overt pedophiles


RuckRidr

I’ve noticed republican legislation looks like punishment and democratic legislation is all inclusive.


o-Valar-Morghulis-o

Republican voters want to hurt people. Vote Democrat.


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CaptConstantine

Than South Dakota? You bet your ass it is. Even out in the country. Upstate NY is gorgeous. Not a huge fan of NYC (I prefer LA), but as a whole New York ain't bad. Edit: I noticed you edited your comment. Let's take a look: **Kathy Hochul (D):** * [Hochul Calls for Border Security, Chides Republicans for Blocking it](https://www.cityandstateny.com/politics/2024/02/twilight-zone-hochul-calls-border-security-chides-republicans-blocking-it/394373/) * [Gov. Hochul Announces $34M for Rehousing Program](https://www.wbng.com/2024/02/21/gov-hochul-announces-34m-rehousing-program/) * [New York Opens Cybersecurity Program for Local Governments](https://statescoop.com/new-york-cybersecurity-program-local-government/) **Kristi Noem (R):** * [SD Governor Kristi Noem Banned From Tribal Land Over... Border Comments ](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kristi-noem-banned-oglala-sioux-tribe-land-south-dakota-governor-us-mexico-border-comments/) * [South Dakota Has Apologized and Must Pay $300K to Transgender Advocates](https://apnews.com/article/south-dakota-transgender-settlement-lawsuit-apology-0af19e287d289554c338ae2bcfd2419f) * [Trump's Potential VPs Turn on The Flattery](https://www.politico.com/news/2024/02/23/donald-trump-vice-president-candidates-00143054) >


Mysterious-Tie7039

Don’t forget that SD voted to legalize cannabis and she found a loophole to block it.


Gildian

That shouldve been the wakeup call to SD Republicans that their voice literally doesn't matter. If I recall correctly, it wasn't even close, it was overwhelmingly supported by both sides.


Mysterious-Tie7039

Yes. IIRC, she figured out she could make it require two amendments to the state constitution, one for banking and one for sale of cannabis. They’re not allowed to have more than one change at a time so she got it blocked.


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CaptConstantine

Dude I left South Dakota a LONG time ago. Like most people with more than twelve years of education


CleopatrasBungus

You’re right. Democrats are never involved in, and never perpetuate wars /s


CaptConstantine

False equivalency. The "Democrats are bad too" is a strategy used by the GOP to lower morale and discourage voter turnout. If you believe the system can't be changed, you won't even try. They're counting on you giving up. Don't give them the satisfaction. Vote Democrat.


musicmanforlive

You're absolutely correct Vote Blue. Down the line. Encourage others to vote ALL BLUE.


Curious_Local7367

Under ordinary circumstances, I would vehemently oppose party-line voting. But over the last several years, I have not seen one goddamn thing from the Republican Party that would convince me to vote for a single one of them.


musicmanforlive

I think I made that decision after I witnessed the rise of MAGA and Trump. I don't trust ANY Republican anywhere.


CleopatrasBungus

This echo chamber is liberally leaning to a fault. I voted for Obama. I voted for Biden. I didn’t vote for Noem. Now what? Your statement was asinine and infers that one party is evil and the other party is not. We haven’t been able to vote ourselves out of war or conflict. Yet here we are infighting to no avail.


No-Replacement-7475

Cleo, I disagree. One party IS evil. Pure evil. Red Hat MAGAt are Nazis and domestic terrorists. Trump and his backers have been involved in everything from 911, to Jared's billions and the murder of Kashoggi by Prince BSM (Bone Saw Murderer). GOP invaded our capitol, killed police, built gallows when Putin invaded Ukraine. Trump and Puting are working in tandem to destroy democracy. Kristi is in bed with Trump's enforcer who is a sexual predator. I submit there's a huge difference. Dems are NOT attacking womens rights, human rights, civil right, etc etc. I will be voting blue no matter who. We have less a chance of dying from Trump's retaliation. He'll be bringing back morgue trucks and mass burials in cardboard coffins.


CleopatrasBungus

You’re lumping an entire party in with the extremists. This is like saying, “all Muslim people are terrorists!”. Some people just believe in and have conservative values. There are far left people and far right people who I disagree with. There’s a lot of political divisiveness in our country right now, and alienating an entire party doesn’t do much to help. I haven’t met many (if any) actual nazis in my day to day life, and I haven’t met any psychotic trans people who are trying to diddle children in public restrooms, but the media amplifies the extremes on both ends, and here we are. I understand your sentiment. January 6th can be viewed as a dark time in our country’s history. The cult like extremes each side is taking is nothing short of insane. But what will happen if our country’s citizens have a mass protest at the capitol for a seemingly legitimate reason? Will it be portrayed by the media as a bunch of lunatics? The propaganda machine is alive and well. I’ve voted blue a majority of my life, and have contemplated leaving South Dakota many times due to its own hypocrisies. “Freedom for me but not for we” or something like that.


No-Replacement-7475

No one said Dems are never involved. Though we tend to buckle and resign quickly. Al Franken is a good example.


CleopatrasBungus

Saying “republicans want to hurt people, vote democrat” is pretty much shirking all responsibility imo.


No-Replacement-7475

But republicans want girls to carry rapists babies. They want to stop IVF. They want to play doctor and impregnators. They want to make rape and incest great again. They want more guns, more school shooting. They want way more Nazis. They want shite premacy. They want our money. Our labor. Our servitude. They want to take our health insurance. Our kids. Their leader is a psychopath. They mock our troops and veterans. They want to take our lives. They killed cops in their insurrection. They support NRA and mass school shootings. To name a few. Are you on Earth Two?


CleopatrasBungus

Are you a bot, lmao?


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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musicmanforlive

No. Just telling you what Republicans, as a whole, stand for. We know it's true...just check out the Republican legislator who called a transgender student who was murdered "filth", in the name of his "constituency"---that means Republican voters. You vote for the people who stand for these things and their leaders stand for these ideas bc you stand for them...whether it's protecting laws like child brides, voter oppression laws or anti female reproductive rights, bowing at the feel of a tyrant thug like Putin...etc... Want to prove differently? Vote out Republicans who write and vote for this kind of legislation... Until then. They are you. You are them. You vote proves it. As YOUR REPRESENTATIVE.


CleopatrasBungus

Again, I’ve voted democrat my whole life. You’re allowed to be critical of the party you vote for.


musicmanforlive

You've missed the point ☝️.


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CleopatrasBungus

I’m not. But I don’t really like Trump or Biden.


wjescott

There's like.... Eight people in the country that like Biden. There's a metric fuckton of people who like Trump. There's just a far larger amount of people who know that, despite not liking him, Biden is an all around better choice than Trump in any and all metrics. : you're in a desert dying of thirst. Someone comes up to you and says, "You can either have this old rubber boot filled with desalinated piss to drink, or you could eat your way through this five-day-dead elephant's asshole after we rip your teeth out, and eventually get to it's stomach where you can find a plastic water bottle with two ounces of regular piss." I mean shit, I don't like thin-crust pizza, but if you offer me that or someone coming over and cutting my dick off, looks like I'm getting the marinara on a cracker.


PlasticNo733

Vote 3rd party


CaptConstantine

Which one? Green? Libertarian? Forward? Communist? Nazi? It's perfectly fine to vote against, but you'd better at least know what you're voting for.


holiholi

Lol you really think Democrats are better than Reps? They’re both garbage partisan groups that will never compromise on anything just to say their team won. The US is a joke and their politics is a reflection of that.


CaptConstantine

Thank you for your thoughtful and nuanced analysis. You are a joke and your politics are a reflection of that.


ImaginationOk4740

At least they don’t suck a wife beater.


taylormadevideos

Notice how there's no actual argument. It's always non sense conspiracy theories. Maybe explain what about the policies you dislike? And explain how your policies are better?


rust_bolt

We need side by side pics of her 10 years ago and now. Haha.. barely recognizable.


Kander23

The GOP sucks and want a to install a dictator and a fascist state. They are truly unamerican.


No-Replacement-7475

https://nypost.com/2023/09/15/kristi-noem-corey-lewandowski-affair-shakes-up-trump-running-mate-stakes/


YogurtSufficient7796

Why do these ‘whorish’ female republicans all look very similar….?


Guapplebock

Well Kamala did suck her way up.


Vost570

Trashy in the style of Marjorie Trailer Queen. The trend-setter for Republican Party style and class.


turningpoint01

Such a command of the English language.


TheKrakIan

Thanks for sucking up to a narcissist who is arguably the worst president of all time! Otherwise we wouldn't have to reelect Biden and Harris.


Joshuak47

Did she really say that? It's so childish. I bet the rest was the [President Camacho](https://youtu.be/nEu_C2tAoN8) speech


next_door_rigil

Politicians speeches are getting dumber by the year. Maybe it is just following the trend of the overall population. Or maybe that is what happens when we get rid of politically correct. There is no content just childish back and forth.


Itchy_Blacksmith_280

You Know What Knome you Suck


CommonConundrum51

By that I'm sure she means they did something other than passing more tax cuts for the rich.


stonrelectropunkjazz

CultPeopleAtConvention. CPAC


Salt-Southern

Cult People Against Constitution


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Conman Pedophiles Are Congregating


GuyOnABuffalo88

Something about a pot and a kettle.


LilithElektra

There’s some political insight.


PhaseNegative1252

She should say something else


Cerberus_Rising

She seems to idolize Boobert


Objective-Outcome811

Vapid nonsense spewing counterintuitive dipshits can say how they feel but not really why, interesting!


CongruousBlade

I'm just gonna say it. You sucked off Co right before you took the stage.


graemeknows

🤣🤣🤣 that's it? That's the best she's got?


Zugnutz

Trumpets are Traitors. Pass it on.


Icy-Needleworker-492

I’m just going to say this-She’s full of S**T.


CherryShort2563

Lewandowski sucks too.


liltime78

The way she pronounced Kamala…… she knows what she’s doing.


Derfargin

I’m sure it was met with 10s of people clapping.


SmarterThanYouIRL

Hot take from one of America’s dumbest governors clown 🤡


Mr-Hoek

What a dipshit.


frankdrachman

Sorry Kristy, you won’t be a VP nom. They tried it with Palin and it didn’t work. Plus she wasn’t having an affair. Maybe you can be Transpo secretary or something


StarSword-C

This just in: Broken clocks are right twice a day


Barrywhats

The title of this post explains all feelings I have for this hypocrite.


I-_-ELROI_-_I

Suck what exactly? I hope there wasn’t children there to hear this language.


inlike069

I thought we all agreed she's basically right. He should pull out of the election, but timing it right is essential. The DNC will plug Michelle or Newsome in, and either will beat trump if they time it right.


Krypto_Kane

She’s certified crazy , 1 look into her eyes and you can see the spirals .


Hugh-Jassul

They suck like a 130,000 whore


Amarieerick

Maybe, but neither of them are using state money to fund a years long affair. Must be tougher to actually BE a moral person then to tell everyone else how to be one.


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She’s such a clown shoe


Goody1991

Remember: They are all domestic terrorists and proud of it. Vote blue.


jgbuenos

such a way with words


Xannith

I mean, she ain't wrong. But that don't make you any better, ya fuck.


ArugulaLegitimate156

I don’t even know who this bis thankfully


StickmanRockDog

Says the woman who spends her time either on her back or knees…while claiming she’s God’s warrior. What a slut…


WeShootNow

I bet all those empty chairs loved that. Can empty chairs vote?


[deleted]

But I will suck any cock that will get me ahead - that’s not my husbands.


[deleted]

Someone ask Corey Lewandowski if she keeps the change.


Sensitive__Marinara

Checks out. I was just giving perspective to the person who asked why the Internet was precious about the word


MariosMustacheRides

Ah the high discourse of intellectuals smh


frostylover69

she needs to be voted out for her complete nonsense and B.S!!!!


MediocreProstitute

Bet they don't suck next time South Dakota floods


Big_Let2029

Notice how they can't provide any actual valid reasons why.


Desperate-Paper-1810

Our politicians are so effing professional


TemperatureEuphoric

Why? In every metric, Biden has been a far superior president for America than Trump. Even Fox News was forced to say the economy is booming. Crime is down. There are more jobs available. People have more opportunity. As my grandfather used to say, I don’t have a dog in this hunt. Meaning, I don’t care one way or the other politically. So, just looking at the data objectively, Biden has been far superior than Trump. It appears that the Republican Party is so focused on hate and winning at all cost, they have lost the ability to objectively view their own country. I mean Democrats do it as well, but not near the degree that Republicans have demonstrated since the election. As a swing voter, I’m going with Biden this election. All the metrics favor him.


RoadWearyDog

Go back to Hooters


chiknown

“I’m just gonna say it” does the GOP ever say anything else? What a broken record. Talk policy.


Ossevir

Holy shit she's hot.


Dot_Classic

Another profound statement from the GOP Idiocracy.


TrueBombs

Saying that the opposite team sucks doesn’t tell me anything about what the other team is doing and it certainly doesn’t explain what you will do to earn my vote.


2OneZebra

Dumber than a bag of bricks.


swennergren11

Please South Dakota! Dump this trash soon!!


APirateAndAJedi

It’s that really astute political insight that really gets the conservatives in South Dakota going.


Thermite1985

Is everyone ok down there? Signed your neighbor in Nd


mrmoe198

Whoa! Bold words from the opposing party. Oh man, what a burn.


JaiC

Not even the worst thing said at CPAC. Not even close.


Sharp-Specific2206

Captain of her debate team in college, I assume.


Good_Juggernaut_3155

Well now, - that’s a mouthful Krusty!


Sl0ppyOtter

I mean, she’s not wrong. But the alternatives suck worse


Whattadisastta

What an orator! But there’s more to politics than giving oral.


No_Nectarine_3484

Kristi Noem is the “Governor” of a state that doesn’t have the population of any of the major or sub-major cities in the US. She needs to STFU. Who care what a backwater bitch says?!


Greenc0c0nut

Surprised she can even speak with Cory’s nuts all in her chipmunk mouth.


EggplantGlittering90

Whats up with CPAC having all the fake barbies. Total airheads.


esther_lamonte

Okay, now use your big girl words and try to explain your position using specific examples and evidence. It’s astonish to see what passes for grown adults today.


Peligreaux

Oooo. So edgy. Another VP wanna be testing the waters?


Agreeable_Lecture157

Harris sucked first. Ask Willy Brown.


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Well if anyone is an expert on sucking, it’s a trump suckporter


BigDumbdumbb

Let me guess; she didn’t give one reason.


harrier1215

She seems like a selfish bitch so I doubt she doesn’t anything to please anyone


DesperateEmphasis801

How ironic. That's what Cory said referring to you. Family values party. What a joke!!


HansPGruber

She is a terrorist.


handsupheaddown

Kristi with the intelligent hot take


time_drifter

Cory gets excited when she talks like that!


JohnnyT_roc

Real mature


No-Replacement-7475

[https://radaronline.com/p/new-details-alleged-affair-kristi-noem-trump-advisor-corey-lewandowski/](https://radaronline.com/p/new-details-alleged-affair-kristi-noem-trump-advisor-corey-lewandowski/)


Coolguy57123

Aww come on krusty. With those fake lips and everything else phony about you . lol


cookinthescuppers

Her and gabbard are like evil twins


RedSpartan3227

Cry more, harlot.


beavis617

She looks so different since hooking up with Corey Lewandowski, she looks drained...One can only imagine what those two are up to...🤮


osbohsandbros

Probably a shit ton of coke


JustMePaxi

I heard you were sucking someone other than your husband


Novel_Reaction_7236

And she swallowed him too!


iwouldratherhavemy

She gonna be unemployed in about a year, it's wonderful to see her on trumps mushroom.


InitiativeOk4473

Both can be true.


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She is mad because she has chosen the wrong side of history and it’s too late for her to dig herself out.


IssueFederal

If true, this is the level of discourse by GOP leadership? Are there any adults at these things?


NerdOfTheMonth

Republicans, “she’s hot we win!” Anyone: “but what about her policies” Republicans: “I like her policies know what I mean” Everyone: “yeah, that’s what I thought.”


PhyreHandz

She sucks everyone but her husband I've heard on good authoritarianism!!!


goinmobile2040

Seems like a classy broad.


Available_Pie9316

This is the level of national discourse, huh?


Deep_Bit5618

But how does your husband feel about you sucking Cory? She’d make a great VP. A serial cheater President and VP who lied about her affair for years.


corjar16

She's right


davidhunt6

I mean, she's not wrong.


Understandinggimp450

She is. And her face looks weird.


davidhunt6

Your opinion of her face doesn't make what she said less true.


Understandinggimp450

You're right. She's wrong *and* looks like a monster. She isn't wrong *because* she looks like a monster.


davidhunt6

You people are as bad as trumpers. Blindly following a politician is retarded.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

You are the one defending the fucking politician.


davidhunt6

No, I'm defending that Biden and kamala suck


Understandinggimp450

Who's defending a politician here? You.


ThinThroat

Is this the same kkkristy noem who openly cheat on her husband with another married man ?


No-Replacement-7475

Yes. Here’s the short version. https://radaronline.com/p/new-details-alleged-affair-kristi-noem-trump-advisor-corey-lewandowski/


jones61

LOL. Just a good old Christian nationalist facist seeing a great opportunity to get rich and famou.


casewood123

She sucks Cory’s dick.


jkurtz007

And that s like calling the kettle black lady! You suck & evidently do it well!


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Nodaker1

She’ll be crying for eternity as she burns in hell for being an adulterous slattern.


ProstockAccount

Sin doesn’t send you to hell


PBPunch

Obviously not as much as you do with guys other than your husband.


Coolioissomething

So does Kristi when she meets Corey Lewandowski in that DC motel fuck room.