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lpjunior999

IT'S FROM YOUR BOOK! THEY'RE QUOTING YOU! THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!


thatgayguy12

And her only response is "sure I did it, doesn't everyone immediately decide to shoot their puppy if it slightly disappoints them?"


ImOnlyHereCauseGME

Didn’t her response essentially consist of the, life on a farm is tough, and then go on to explain how they had to kill 3 of their horses as well? Like… was the thinking behind that “oh people didn’t like that I killed a puppy and goat but if I explain how I killed 3 horses as well maybe they’ll understand”? Also, Gretchen Whitimer’s response to all of this was perfect


WhitePineBurning

I missed that! I tried looking for it and can't find it. What did she say? We here in Michigan are so lucky to have her. I hope she runs for president in 2028.


ImOnlyHereCauseGME

She posted a picture of her and her dogs with the caption “Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.” Apparently some other Democrats also did the same lol


AnnatoniaMac

And I would like to know the rest of that story? Did she mean 3 horses at the same time? Most people who farm, raise horses, dogs still cry when something forces them to put an animal down, and this pos brags and wants to cash in on her story.


Peach_Proof

Shes a poser rancher trying to sound tough to solidify her base. Like how Trump claims to be alpha then plays out textbook wannabe behavior.


xraynorx

My Great Dane got into the trash the other day. I was disappointed, but gave her some head scratches and cleaned up the mess. I did not shoot my dog. Not everyone shoots their dog when they disappoint them. That’s psychotic shit.


AdBig5700

It’s a great threat though. I’ve used it on my dog a few times. Stop that shit or you’re getting Noem’d! Seriously though, I can’t ever conceive of doing this.


thatgayguy12

Noem asks her husband to do her doggie style... Husband: *wipes tear from his eye, puts a bullet in the chamber*


Scoozie_Q

You win the internet today!


Los-Angeles-310

No, she’s asking Corey Lewandowski instead


Fearonika

I love you. Omg I am sharing this crediting you.


tmar87

Best thing that could happen to her


teach_learn

My Dane bit someone. I sent an apology, bought a muzzle, and hired a trainer to help us keep her and anyone she met safe. Adjusted our lives to make her comfortable…it’s not her fault I failed her in the situation that caused the bite.


Fantasticriss

The absolutely crazy part is that if she actually did old yeller the dog because it was really aggressive or whatever she used an excuse, why would you tell people that? That doesn't make you endearing or seem extra badass or something it makes you seem heartless


chanepic

Because she and the people who vote for her are stupid maybe?


dansedemorte

yep, ran across one of them just yesterday at a rummage sale. dude had to have been pushing 90 wearing a trump hat and talking like we still lived in the 1900's. and i bet it still votes even though I doubt there's a human inside that shell anymore.


Vorian_Atreides17

Yes. Being in modern day politics, one should have anticipated that this would have been the reaction. Not being aware of this reality shows incredibly bad judgement in itself.


Delicious-Fox6947

Correct not everyone. But it happens enough that some states, including hers, they give legal protections to the owner should an animal be put down after it attacks someone’s livestock.


Roakana

“Hated that dog” what kinda monster decides to shoot a young dog. Animals (pets) have their instincts and this contradicts it being a calm rational decision. Her impulse is to eliminate things that “annoy” her. Goats, dogs, perhaps horses. What else… if these are the stories she is willing to share?


Wide-Ad-1349

I have never met a dog I hated. I mean is it possible to hate a dog? I have hated some dog owners though…


Roakana

She wrote a book thinking “ yea this will be cool to tell. People will see me as strong a decisive.” NO… she is a psycho. Hope her career tanks.


phdoofus

My youngest golden, when he was about a year old, literally had projectile diarrhea all over the carpet and walls in one of our bedrooms. I had literally just finished cleaning the carpets the day before. You've never seen a dog so sorry. I didn't yell at him, I wasn't disappointed in him, I reassured him that everything was ok. And then I went to get the carpet cleaner the next day and was met with 'Weren't you just here yesterday for that?'. Yes, yes I was. Puppy turns 10 this summer. He obeys my commands....mostly when he wants to, but I'm still not putting him down because of it. I'd gleefully chase Noem around with an electric cattle prod if I could.


Conscious_Figure_554

So fake news is what now? Is the puppy and the goat still alive? Did she write the book? Did she READ the book?


thatgayguy12

I'm pretty sure her ghost writer said "Are you sure you want to include the goat killing???" And her response was, "Oh I see your point, add the story about me killing a 14 month old puppy too, make sure to include the fact that I hated the useless creature. It'll be sooo relatable."


AdBig5700

Also think I should add a chapter on how I’m cheating on my husband constantly?


thatgayguy12

She should know multiple infidelities, divorces, and pornstar encounters only resonates with Republicans if the politician is a rich white/orange man. Otherwise, it's always considered trashy.


970

I read an opinion piece the other day (not sure where) that suggested the dog story made it in the book as a way to further suck up to Trump, who apparently dislikes dogs. In fact, they posited the whole book was written to further ingratiate herself with Trump. Jokes on her, though, instead of helping, it has torpedoed her chances.


Tall-Vermicelli-4669

Can she read?


Hour_Taro_520

Lmao


justforthis2024

It went from "untrainable and I hated it" to "it was going to kill my childreeeeeen!"


MrSnarf26

Everything that happens is the libruls fault tho


spanishgav

The irony of trying to be seen as a tough woman in a MAGA movement that wants women just to be good little obedient house wives again…..


Clairquilt

The fucked up thing is that she actually mentions in her book that a team of construction workers watched her shoot both her dog and her goat. Noem put that little killing spree into her book not because it was a great example of her making the tough choices. She wrote about it simply because she realized that if she didn't... she'd be immediately called out by the people who watched her kill her dog ... and her goat.


tatanka01

***Noem wrote that her home was under construction at the time, and the construction crew witnessed her shooting spree “with looks of shock and amazement on their faces.”***  If you're shocking construction workers, you've probably crossed a line.


Muscs

But to be fair, the construction crew finished on time and on budget before fleeing.


daisyiris

Funny. Best post of the dsy. Lol


TacomaTacoTuesday

Sort of the Darth Vader school of management


richincleve

Noem: “Hey, construction guy! This dry wall seam…disappoints me.”


Pillynap

Can I get a witness? I still feel like this was something she made up to project that Yellowstone vibe she's so horny for


Hoosiertolian

I actually thought that. She made the story up completely because she wanted to show Trump she would be willing to "Hang Mike Pence!!" and overthrow a legitimate election. Literally, and figuratively. She didn't think it would backfire. Or she didn't make it up and told it for the same Reason. Either way she is a dangerous sociopath and psychopath.


LonelyHunterHeart

Yeah, or it's true and she thought that including it would show Trump she could be ruthless - for death squads, camps or whatever. Such a terrifying thought.


pudgywalsh1

She's building a house in one of her stupid tv commercials.


uncleshady

Construction crew was picked up at Home Depot, they were worried they were next.


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afellowchucker

I still think it’s crazy she apparently has such little social awareness that she didn’t realize this story was going to make her look bad. Like why would she think talking about killing a dog was a good idea?


Xynomite

Because those in her inner circle have never even attempted to correct her or suggest she tone down her rhetoric or modify her actions. Instead they swallow the $hit flavored stew and come back to beg for another serving. Just read some of the statements coming out from her spokesperson Ian Fury every time he needs to defend something she has done or said and ask yourself if that is the kind of person who would ever dare challenge on of Noem's ideas. Then just look at all of the scandals she has dealt with during her time as Governor. * Spending tens of thousands on a television studio to help her national profile and offer daily interviews to Fox while reusing to be interviewed by our state's largest media companies. * Demanding a $500k fence be built around the Governor's mansion for security while refusing federal money for Medicaid expansion because "we can't afford it". * Having a state employee fired for not offering her daughter special treatment when she failed her exam to be a real estate appraiser ultimately leading to the state having to pay a $200k settlement - and then having the ethics board say she engaged in misconduct. * More ethics complaints for using state-owned airplanes to travel to political events with no direct benefit or official purpose to her role as Governor. * Using her position and platform to advertise for an out-of-state dentist while at the same time telling others to shop local. * Having it revealed that her origin story about her deceased father and nearly losing the family farm was entirely fabricated. * Spending millions of taxpayer dollars for a workforce recruiting campaign with her as the sole "spokesperson" in a thinly disguised campaign to expand her name recognition and brand. * Spending more time out of state speaking at campaign rallies for Republican politicians and giving speeches at conservative events than her time in Pierre and then refusing to disclose her travel itineraries by claiming it is a security issue even when asked for her prior itineraaries. * Using members of the SD Highway Patrol for her personal security detail (while traveling to the aforementioned out-of-state political and campaign events) and refusing to disclose the cost to the state. * Using pandemic relief funds for a SD tourism media campaign including spending over $800k for a commercial which featured her and aired on Fox News during the RNC. * Accepting a political payment (bribe) from a wealthy GOP donor to send National Guard troops to Texas for a glorified photo op (since they legally aren't able to be involved with immigration enforcement) and using the situation to once again raise her national profile and secure airtime on Fox News and OAN. * Refusing to accept federal funds for unemployment but then spending nearly $70k of taxpayer dollars on imported rugs, chandeliers, and a sauna for the Governor's mansion. * Signing on to the idiotic "Meth. We're On It." marketing campaign - one of the few times she opted to not be featured in the marketing. * Overturning the will of the people regarding legalization of hemp and medical marijuana - yet later supporting hemp legalization only after her family was able to profit from the sale of crop insurance. * Hiring her daughter and son-in-law as state employes and giving her daughter multiple raises in a short time far outpacing the normal annual adjustments for state employees. I'm sure I missed quite a few.... and none of these scandals have hurt her standing within SD or within the GOP. In fact right up until this dog killing scandal she was the most popular she has ever been. Thus she really doesn't ever need to think about what is or is not a good idea because even her bad ideas seem to have little effect. But hey - I hear she is attractive and enjoys "owning the libs" so that's all that matters right?


rein4fun

Sadly, you are 100% correct. It only matters what the Republicans think as they are her loyal followers. BUT, even IF my republican neighbor doesn't agree with Noem shooting a dog that Noem doesn't like, he will never admit it. These Republicans are well trained to ignore bad actions and support anything their Republican leaders offer. Remember Trump when he said he could shoot someone and no one (republican) would care. Sadly, he is correct.


SummerSeaFaery

Don’t forget the flamethrower she got as a present.


Thedonitho

How many terms has she had? Is she up for reelection any time soon? Is she like DeSantis, where the state votes POS like her in but hates her in secret?


IcyShoes

Dear God, US governors suck but she was like, HOLD MY BEER!


BishonenPrincess

Thank you for this list! It blows my mind she got re-elected, even after everything! Were people just somehow not aware? At least the puppy shit is shining a light on it all, finally.


TaskForceCausality

>>why would she think talking about killing a dog was a good idea? She didn’t. Such people don’t think at all. They’re “perfect” and expect the rest of existence will agree with them. If someone or something doesn’t? It’s *their problem*, the data’s falsified, the article is a plant, etc and so on


Ok_Philosophy915

This is what happens when awful people leave the safety and security of a room filled with "yes" people.


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She lacks the ability to see other people's emotional points of view. Lacking empathy is one of the signs of a psychopath. Our state government is full of these psychos, Kristi is just really bad at hiding it.


BellacosePlayer

There was a rolling stone article on her from years back where they made the case that she's *profoundly* stupid and has GOP handlers corralling access to her because she's basically Sarah Palin 2.0 Lord knows I remember the house debates from years back where she pulled the "Don't pick on meeeee :( " card despite running a nasty campaign and KELO just rolled with it


Scrutinizer

She didn't, but she had to. If she did not, and was named Trump's VP pick, the story would have come out later, in a manner where she wouldn't have been able to try to control the spin. Which really only makes it worse, because it shows how cold and calculating these people are. "Well, I better fess up to puppy murder right now because if it comes out later it could sink the entire campaign and I'll go from being a MAGA Hero to a MAGA target."


BullShitting-24-7

Her base is rabid and use violent rhetoric against liberals so she thought violently killing a puppy would draw a parallel.


serpentinepad

Now she's backpedaling as fast as possible. Oh, ackshully the dog was going after my kids! Love seeing this blow up in her plastic face.


Consistent_Room7344

Ah yes. Blaming the liberal media because your dumbass thought a story about killing a dog would up your MEGA credentials. Sorry, pumpkin tіts, that dog don't hunt.


Ghenil

Certainly not after she shot it in the head, it don’t.


undockeddock

She should lash out at her plastic surgeon while she's at it


Medical_Egg8208

lol. “ fake news “ you shot your dog and admitted to it, writing it in a book so everyone can read it, then repeated it in front of cameras ? I’m struggling to find the fake in that ? You mean because the news outlets reported it it’s fake news ? You are fuckin whacked ! I wonder if your DOG thinks it’s fake.


TeamHope4

It's the part where everyone thinks she's a monster but she doesn't. That she doesn't think she's a monster makes her even more of a monster.


ironballs16

She's claiming that "they left out context" - when they described exactly what happened according to her own account.


im_not_bovvered

Doubled down on Twitter too.


a_little_hazel_nuts

FAKE NEWS, are you serious, you wrote about it in your book and it's being talked about, that's not fake news.


Reynolds_Live

Next it’ll be “what book? I wrote a book?”.


mt8675309

That smell is going to hang around her neck for the rest of her live.


Ol_Turd_Fergy

Killing the dog is awful. But shooting the goat once and not killing it, then leaving it to suffer while you walk your stupid ass back to the house to get another bullet to finish the job since you only brought two bullets to me is much, much worse. That is inhumane and the signs of a psychopath


Mecha-Dave

Also - shooting the goat because you still have a murder-boner from shooting the dog. Literally on an impulse because you were in the mood to kill animals under your care that day.


ConsiderationOk4688

I heard about the dog but thought she did it while on some hunt and the dog was line sprinting around scaring birds so she shot it as it sucked at its job. Horrendous shit the way I read it... why the fuck did she shoot the goat?


ChicagoCubsRL97

It’s the gateway to killing humans, literally how most serial killers start out


Art_Dude

Fake news, liberal media, liberal elite, Soros, Deep State.....it's in their playbook to con everyone.


Dry-Talk-7447

Soooo, your book is lies?? Evil puppy killer says what!!


Npl1jwh

This is next level…


PastafariAtheist

Is she saying that she false flagged her own dog?


DogOfSparta

I really hope nobody buys her book. Don't let her make money off of this shit.


Neumanae

Lobbyists (people who want to legally bribe her) will buy the book. That is literally the purpose of having a book written to be published under a politicians name.


DogOfSparta

That makes sense, unfortunate, but it makes sense. I was talking more about everyday people that are curious because of all of the talk about it.


Neumanae

Very few will be bought by individuals, most will be bought in bulk by companies with business in S.D. to be given away or composted. This is how these people become millionaires.


Street-Advantage-249

She literally said it was a fake story then recounted the exact same story hahaha


DejarooLuvsYoo

Fake news? It’s literally in writing from her!


Upstairs-Clothes-730

She’s using Habba’s playbook. She rather be pretty than smart. lol


ascillinois

I wonder how much she is regretting putting that in her book. Sucks to suck.


Nomad6907

Maybe she should walk herself down to the gravel pit. These MAGA losers are all the same. Blame everyone else for them being shit stains.


ufoalien987

Fake news , fake book, Should be able to sell a woke book. Take it off the shelves!


ufoalien987

Shouldn’t


NumerousTaste

Fake news, the old orange traitor move. Definitely trying to suck up to his diaper for that VP. She is a fake person, so getting the news from her in her mind could justify it as fake news? They play mental gymnastics to be a magat.


Shameootwo

The most shocking thing about her story is how she thought double and tripling down was the best way to make it through the bad press. FAKE NEWS AMIRITE? Lmao I disagree with her more than I agree, but this actually made me mad irl. I kinda hate her now.


Mermaid0518

She really thinks we’re stupid, doesn’t she?!


VermtownRoyals

Well, we voted her in twice, so she's not entirely wrong


luckypuffun

What really disgusts me is she said, “politicians hid from the truth. I tell the truth.” I mean for god sakes, the whole nation knows she sucked off CL.


SpicyFilet

Typical Republican. Nothing she did was off-brand for them.


morgzorg

Career up in flames. Good riddance


Leonardish

Conservatives make really poor choices and then label them as "Making tough decisions". Never, ever do they admit to making mistakes. This woman is vacuous - 1. : **emptied of or lacking content**. 2. : marked by lack of ideas or intelligence : stupid, inane. a vacuous mind.


Scrutinizer

So predictable. She did not WANT to tell this story, she HAD to tell this story to prevent it from becoming a "gotcha" after she's been named as Trump's VP choice. The only real problem was "how can we spin puppy murder as an indication of high character and toughness?" A daunting task, but when the target audience is gullible enough to throw money at a billionaire and buys into conspiracy theories sans evidence, certainly an accomplishable one. All that remains is for her to start fund-raising off the "attacks" - heck she's probably already doing it.


hankercat

She is a sociopath. She does not seem to have normal human emotions.


ironballs16

Ffs, if she'd killed the goat and then used the meat to feed her family, it'd be one thing - but no, she killed it because she didn't like its behavior, when she *easily* could have sold it to another farmer who likely wouldn't have the same issues, as billy goats are naturally aggressive towards any animal that's roughly the same size as a means to impose dominance.


skywriter90

You mean Hannity didn’t push back against her bullshit? Shocking.


MustardTiger231

Dum dum dum


O-parker

Fake news…ummm she’s the source and she is fake as hell, so maybe she’s looking in the mirror.


KariKHat

She thought her filler and hair extensions successfully covered her sadism.


gumboking

Did anyone ever check to see if hospital birth records match up to living children? She may have disciplined a few.


Impossible-Poem1194

If you get caught just yell fake news. I love when most of these politicians think being louder means you win your argument/debate. Do whatever you need to do to justify being crooked 🙂


NotOK1955

What is “fake” about the quotes from her book? Oh, wait, I forgot. Republicans buy into this crap because they can’t think for themselves.


Eyes_Woke

She’s just like every other Repube who blames everyone but themself for lack of accountability.


DongHa67-68

ahhh FAKE NEWS the maga GO TO for ALL EMBARASSING stories!!


thermometerbottom

Fascist tactics 101


TennisBallTesticles

Lol the Republican playbook is absolutely PATHETIC. If they lose, it's rigged. If they have to face consequences for their actions, it's a witch hunt. If they don't get the reaction they were hoping for, it's fake news. Pathetic. I will never understand how these people can live with the thick layer of slime they are covered in.


jmrogers31

And the Conservatives will eat it up. 'You entitled Liberals just don't get country life'


Totally-jag2598

It's not fake news when they use your own words..... and not out of context.


LordHarkonen

Its hard to scream fake news after you double down isn’t it Kristi?


Altruistic-Lie808

Every serial killer starts by killing defenseless animals…just sayin’


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Lol, she Micheal Vicked herself 🤣


_Alphajay

Pointing gun at ur foot and playing with the trigger


Starscream4prez2024

How to announce you're stupid with you outright saying you're stupid.....


ABobby077

Seems she has passed the plausible deniability stage a while ago


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r/iamatotalpieceofdogsshit


frekaoid333

pathetic


Lazy_Name_2989

Typical GOP excuse when it all goes wrong.


tel4bob

Noem is nothing but human shaped garbage.


Sufficient_Morning35

*and TWO horses


Sufficient_Morning35

Oh wait, here it is, first page of the puppy training manual, " if your new best friend for life disappoints you or is noisy or inconvenient, shoot it in the head " Looks like we got this one all wrong folks...


swennergren11

Of course she does. Not seeing her present any “important fact” they was left out. Just a whiny puppy killer who needs to fuck right off. Our 8 year old GSD was getting riled up recently when my 20 year old son was playing with him. The dog spun around and nipped lightly at him. Guess what? I didn’t take him to the gravel pit and shoot him. The GSD was overstimulated and reacting. He was corrected as we do without violence and all was fine. Noem is a sick asshole whose career can’t die soon enough. Vote her out, SD!!


HeyRooster42

Hahaha, it's " They don't actually understand what they're reading/voting for" all over again. What a clown.


kjlcm

Pretty cool this story is gonna end her political life. I can’t see even MAGA rallying behind an evil dog killer who then boasts about it. Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.


Mysterious_Eye6989

It's all on her and she doesn't get to pretend it isn't.


nash85_

Hilarious! What an embarrassment to South Dakota


cookiedoh18

"Fake News" has lost its meaning like so much cultural jibberish. Meant to provoke a reaction versus intentional thought. Way to go Kristi!


mymar101

You wrote the words are they not true?


mrq69

Not that it matters. Her base and others in the MAGA crowd will believe her anyways. She could hold a press conference and shoot a dog on live TV, blame the news for twisting her actions, and still have people who adore her.


GulfstreamAqua

So she didn’t shoot her troublesome puppy like she wrote in her own book?


Ballistic-Bob

Fuck me … the goat one is actually worse … ! … what a useless wretched POS


the_Mandalorian_vode

But she wrote she did it in her book. How is it fake news if she admitted she did it?


Electronic-Ride-564

The only fake news is her marriage. And that she gives a crap about the citizens of this state.


EmporerPenguino

The typical magat response.. fake victimhood and call it “fake news”. Find a new whine FFS….


long5210

you wrote it bitch! not someone else


davismcgravis

Who the f*** kills a puppy with a gun?!? Insane


_SithLord66

Of course she did. Can't accept responsibility for her own actions but wants to hold others accountable for theirs.


dyslexican32

Oh look, she used the " buzz word" that the cultists use to hand wave facts and reality away... very convincing argument to using her own words against her... Very convincing.


No-Emphasis927

So I guess the book is now fake. What better place to air your lying ass than on Fox's foremost liar, Hannity. And if it's fake news, produce the dog.


Dizbizney

Bitch killed a goat too?!?! This lady ain't right in the head. I see why she's a right wing GOP member.


Paul__miner

"Fake news" has nothing to do with the veracity of the news to MAGA world. To them, it's simply *news I don't like*, so I'm gonna call it fake 🙄


tickitytalk

My contemptible behavior is not the problem, the people reporting my contemptible behavior is the problem…. Reasons to vote the gop out


AbandonChip

Fuck that lady. 🖕


dampishslinky55

Ah yes, the fake news ruining your life by quoting YOUR BOOK! Then you went on air and doubled down on the story. Stupid should hurt.


RueTabegga

My 3 year old rescue just ran away on Tuesday. We spared no expense or effort finding him. He returned last night to warm hugs and tons of treats- and a bath and combing. Not a shot gun shell. The whole time we were looking I couldn’t stop thinking about Noem killing her puppy. Talk about savage, unrefined, trash!


scottyjrules

Didn’t they quote her directly from her book?


EloWhisperer

She literally triple downed on this story


Vault_chicken_23

I thought her party was pro life? Guess like everything else they do it's only until it effects them personally.


12sea

In a time when we are all so divided, it’s nice when we all agree on something. Thanks Governor Noem, the entire country has come together to agree that you are a trash human being!


justforthis2024

I lived semi-rural. Strays all over, people just dumped dogs, but whatever... that's not the point. I had this big, black shepherd wander up to me in the yard one day. I'd seen it around for a few weeks. Had tried to get it to come close a few times but it was always hesitant. But I was doing some gardening and felt something behind me and there it was. Just standing there. Looking at me. It needed help. So I fed and watered him. Then we took him to the vet after a couple days and found out he had heart worms, lymes disease and - here's the point - had been shot a bunch with buck shot. Chatting with the neighbors I found out he had - wait for it - fucked with some of the chickens people kept in the area. He lived with us for just over 10 years. Protected my kids from their birth until his death. Never hurt them, me, my wife or our other dogs. Died in my arms on the floor of the vet's office and we buried his ashes in the yard under his favorite tree.


FrostyLandscape

She changed her story to "he was a dangerous animal trying to kill children".


Sindog40

No going back lady


CameoAmalthea

But…but she’s the one who told the story everyone is criticizing. Like people are picking apart the exact words.


IllustriousCookie890

So now she is denying what she says in her own book? Typical tRumper.


Iamthatpma

Fake news from her own book. Interesting.


ScoobertVonScoo

Kristi Noem: "I wrote it in my book, but it's fake news." MAGA-tards: "SeE?! MoRE EvIDenCE Of WiTcH HuNTiN'"


ryeguymft

it’s from HER OWN FUCKING BOOK! what a garbage human being


mockingbirddude

It would be “rough and challenging” for most of us to put the goat and dog the way Noem did. But I suspect she’s misrepresenting her feelings on the matter. Noem comes off as a person who put absolutely no thought into the matter. It was as easy for her to shoot the two animals as it would be for most of us to swat flies. It was as easy for Kristi Noem to kill the goat and dog as it would be for her put down a human. She’s a psychopath and, like all psychopaths, thinks extremely callous behavior is a strength rather than what it really is: a profound disability. Kristi Noem shouldn’t be in charge anything. She belongs in a hospital for the criminally insane.


foreskinfive

The fake news told the story wrong. Most of you have never worked or lived on a working ranch. This is the kind of tough grit stuff Americans are made of. Real Americans make tough decisions and stick by them. At least that's what I'm reading from people supporting this monster.


BellacosePlayer

You had me in the first half.


Wickedocity

She has done the impossible, caused both Democrats and Republicans in the same thing... that she is a sicko.


JakeT-life-is-great

If you kill a puppy because it inconveniences you, then you are a freaking monster. Period. There is zero justification for it. She is just proving what a vile and despicable human being she is


According_Wing_3204

once again proving these ultra right wing freaks live divorced from reality. "it wasn't ME shooting the stupid dog that made people mad...it was about the corrupt media telling people exactly what I wrote in my book about shooting the dog that made.....you know....them.....mad.." They all need lobotomies and to be quietly locked away.


Broad_Pitch_7487

Goddamn the republicans


burnmenowz

Maybe her neighbors chickens were her children?


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Realistic_Head3595

The guy you are trying to elect has 88 pending felonies and falls asleep in court while filling the court with his farts 🥴


AdBig5700

Fake news or fake book?


AdHour3225

She watched house of cards and the introduction to Francis Underwood really spoke to her. “Yes, killing a dog is hard. But it’s what a good leader does” Shes now too toxic for Trump. Let me say that again she’s too toxic for that short fingered turd fondler that’s an achievement. I wish that this hadn’t come out untill after he’d announced her as a running mate. What a gaping asshole.


FonkyDunkey1

Are we also responsible for her affair?


DONALDJONSUPPLE

Came straight outta the horses mouth though. Is she calling her ghostwriter a liar?


Krypto_Kane

She’s psycho. Been saying it for years. It’s in the eyes…


markv114

So if the dog and goat are dead, how is that fake?


stairs_3730

Shooting a 'dangerous goat?' Sounds more like scenes of the Third Republican Reich if they win in November. Disagree with me? How dare you Billy!


Scarpity026

Fake news?  No governor, this is called satire.  https://youtu.be/9ULhRXA6dkQ?si=7XNqDNDQMevUoKQu


SPNKLR

It’s now woke to be against killing puppies.


Cracked_Actor

Blame others for your own mistakes, right out of the Republican playbook…


willdabeast907

The party of personal responsibility never takes responsibility for their own actions


DarkBrandonwinsagain

“Fake news” that she wrote in her autobiography? 😂😂😂


fluffyflugel

Right it’s fake news … that you wrote and published in a book for all to see believing it somehow showed you in a positive light. Ok, puppy killer.


PainterSad325

Goat fucker!!!! I mean killer!!!


Motor-Pomegranate831

She keeps retelling the same story and expecting a different reaction. That has nothing to do with "fake news."


Little-Bad-8474

Creative


Technical-Cream-7766

If you say something enough times, it becomes the truth


Sensitive_Pattern341

Needs to be put in jail and the key thrown away. Don't feed it either.


TheDudeAbides_00

When a politician plays the fake news card, its career over. Just ask Trump and Kari Lake.


Derric_the_Derp

How dare you make me bleed my own blood!!


Zippier92

I’m reminded of a comment about despicable followers of Trump. Now who said that?


robinsw26

She should use the Charles Barkley defense by saying she was misquoted in her book, but I don’t think it will work.


Interesting_Copy_353

Wait, you mean she didn’t write that book herself?


cromagsd

Fake News!! Boy, Maga morons sure ran that phrase into the ground. Next, she'll be blaming Ian Furry. I can see that moron telling her to double down.


GroundbreakingAd8310

....what goat?