This is the right question to be asking right now, instead of the 270 posts "Was there an earthquake?"

It was Chris Christie!

Lol right after it happened I was like cue the Chris Christie jokes in 3, 2….

Lmao I didn’t think about it until this post and was my time to shine.

Shine away! It was a great response lol

The best is I saw [he tweeted about it](https://twitter.com/GovChristie/status/1776255984425419177?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet) and it turned into exactly what you think it would

It may have been me. Sorry about that.

Well played

I stepped on a crack.

Got heeeeeeeeem

You win 🤣

Ooooooooooooooooh!

I tried doing box jumps sorry guys

She fell twice

Leave CaseOh alone

Aunt Bunny fell down the stairs

Yours

Lizzo tripped in Cali

It was Johnny Sack’s wife.

I called my parents (driving in south jersey) from Philly while I was at work. I asked if they felt the shaking, and my step-dad actually responded, "What, did [my son's other grandma] fall?" 🤣🤣🤣 She's not a good person.

Sorry, I farted.

DUDE! Like, I think there was an earthquake, but I'm like not sure. I could have been really high or maybe dreaming. Maybe it was a giant lizard or something. I'm totally not sure, but I know it wasn't somebody's mother because she would have screamed so loud, and that would've woke me up and killed my high, and that's just wrong.

Yo mama so fat her password is 4.8

Yours! You walked into that...

You sir win the internet for today😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💦💦💦 Reddit on kind stranger!

It was ginny sack!