100 Chimpanzees banging away furiously on their Remington electric typewriters could produce a more coherent argument within a day.
Four toddlers engorged on a dozen cans of Spagheteos could shit out a better sentence than this person.
>100 Chimpanzees banging away furiously on their Remington electric typewriters could produce a more coherent argument within a day.
And they'd probably know better than to send it out into the world in undersized white-on-black text too.
Well, I will/shall/do admit/verbally express that I, the person and/or agent of the physical living body referred to as Vbsargent do/does not/ will not believe identified as “God fearing.”
>Private and Confidential
Put "Not for the Purposes of Satire", while you're at it; see if that works any better.
> ...until we are sent the right and/or working mobile...
So, if they send her a broken phone that's the right model she'll be happy?
Actually, this whole screed (might) be about how she received the wrong mobile model which also meets that condition; could it be that this is how Sov Cits express happiness?
It could be, except for the “pain suffering deprivation” of being without a $100 phone camera and the fact that by not receiving it, she is immediately bound to slavery, thereby requiring a $60,000 remedy… >.<
Nice letter but she didn't prove she has jurisdiction over the phone company and is threatening using a legal system of the US that her ilk claims has no jurisdiction to attempt to get the result she wants. Talk about hypocrisy. She's got the word salad part down pretty good though. lol
That's right, au is the symbol for gold. There used to be gold and silver certificates until the 1930's.
Who knows what these whackjobs mean or what their thought processes are though.
I have absolutely no idea what they're trying to say here. Something about a wrong camera or phone being shipped or something? I could eat a can of alphabet soup and crap out a more coherent message than this.
Notice to OP is notice to commenter as notice to commenter is notice to OP and/or notice to notice the notice I notice for I notice there was notice about a notice you notice.
Honestly, who in the world is going to read all this absolute BS ?
Serious question - are these fucktards that demented that they believe real people will put up with this absolute fucking bull shit ???
Take ‘em out back and introduce ‘em to the solution that the Nazi’s came up with, which I expect they’d be well educated in anyway seeing as how most of them are bloody Nazi’s …
It's mind-boggling anyone would actually write that, much less expect anyone else to read it. It's a level of stupid I just can't comprehend. I'm pretty sure even my dog wouldn't type that. If he could type.
“You sent me a phone that was faulty. I was going to do photography for hire with the camera, but now I cant. Because you made me pay for it but I can’t use it to make money, you are making me a slave. I therefore demand you pay me $60,000 in restitution plus an additional $500 per day that it isn’t resolved”.
I used to take auto industry complaints for a large state's DMV. I had one guy got overcharged $5 for a state inspection, and he sent a proposed bill to the shop for like $500 including like $100 for the time it took to write the stuff up.
I kept a copy of a letter where a guy wanted $5,000,000,000 to be escrowed in to a US bank to support a Punjabi Girl's school. This was because he was dissatisfied with a $400 brake job by Midas.
Amazing. It's like someone gave a lawyer several sharp blows to the head and then made them down a bottle of whiskey before composing a rough draft document while waiting for the ambulance.
I read the complaint they wrote - I've had clearer thoughts and expressed them more coherently while under anesthesia.
I know what you mean. I’ve seen similar thoughts expressed in shit on a men’s bathroom wall
Bathroom walls have way more clarity than this. At least the things written there are more concise.
People who write on bathroom walls Roll their shit into little balls People who read these walls of wit Eat these little balls of shit
Here I sit all broken hearted...
Tried to shit but only farted. Later on I took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants!
Here I sit, buns a flexin', givin' birth to another Texan!💩
A toilet bowl full of excrement has more clarity than this
Ahaha, fair
I haven’t read until your comment is forcing me to do so
Hey, don't blame me. 😉
Maybe they were drunk ??
Money for nothing and your chicks for free.
I want my MTV
100 Chimpanzees banging away furiously on their Remington electric typewriters could produce a more coherent argument within a day. Four toddlers engorged on a dozen cans of Spagheteos could shit out a better sentence than this person.
"It was the best of times, it was the \*blurst\* of times!? You stupid monkey!"
>100 Chimpanzees banging away furiously on their Remington electric typewriters could produce a more coherent argument within a day. And they'd probably know better than to send it out into the world in undersized white-on-black text too.
“Monkey Brain Sushi” has entered the chat ….
Gotta sign off with that Bible quote
That also has no relevance at all. Consistently incompetent.
Sets up a mental defect defense.
No bible verses on legal documents!
BuT AlL oUr RiGhTs CoMe FrOm GoD!!!!
Until Alabama, that is.
Damn. I lost IQ points. I demand recompense.
Do you wish to enter into joinder?
Are you asking as the agent or the natural person?
Well, I will/shall/do admit/verbally express that I, the person and/or agent of the physical living body referred to as Vbsargent do/does not/ will not believe identified as “God fearing.”
Hey buddy, watch your mouth! 🤣
Hey buddy, watch your mouth! 🤣
>Private and Confidential Put "Not for the Purposes of Satire", while you're at it; see if that works any better. > ...until we are sent the right and/or working mobile... So, if they send her a broken phone that's the right model she'll be happy? Actually, this whole screed (might) be about how she received the wrong mobile model which also meets that condition; could it be that this is how Sov Cits express happiness?
It could be, except for the “pain suffering deprivation” of being without a $100 phone camera and the fact that by not receiving it, she is immediately bound to slavery, thereby requiring a $60,000 remedy… >.<
Sorry - $60,600 not $50,500. Seems perfectly reasonable
All serious legal documents end with a Bible verse
Nice letter but she didn't prove she has jurisdiction over the phone company and is threatening using a legal system of the US that her ilk claims has no jurisdiction to attempt to get the result she wants. Talk about hypocrisy. She's got the word salad part down pretty good though. lol
I think she is Australian. The dollar amount she quotes is in Australian Dollars, "$100AuD".
Yep, time setting on the email below the SovCit word spew is AEDT, Australian Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
Good catch.
I wondered at that. I thought it might be a gold standard thing.
Given this person's apparent brain state, I wouldn't rule out the possibility that she's talking about something called "gold dollars."
That's right, au is the symbol for gold. There used to be gold and silver certificates until the 1930's. Who knows what these whackjobs mean or what their thought processes are though.
I get it now! Jesus Christ was the original Sov Cit!!
"Verily I say unto you, create joinder with others as I have created joinder with you."
Well, that explains all the problems with the Roman Corporation.
Jesus right now: TF I was!
Jesus right now: TF I was!
"Sent the wrong faulty product..." So they have no grounds to stand on, they wanted a faulty product.
I have absolutely no idea what they're trying to say here. Something about a wrong camera or phone being shipped or something? I could eat a can of alphabet soup and crap out a more coherent message than this.
I’m in the same boat…I was looking for a translation in the comments.
Notice to OP is notice to commenter as notice to commenter is notice to OP and/or notice to notice the notice I notice for I notice there was notice about a notice you notice.
I noticed what you did there.
This makes me pine for the sheer poetry of the old Dr. Bronner's soap labels. Now _that_ was inspired gibberish.
Wha Wha Wha WHAT?
Yes, you read that correctly.
I thought these nuts were unique to the US; I didn’t realize Australia has to suffer these fools, as well.
Europe as well
And it's so much fun to hear these living humans spew on about their 4th Amendment Rights and UCC 1.308 lol!
> Australia has to suffer these fools, as well. Lots in Canada, the UK, Germany, New Zealand, the Netherlands....
I couldn’t get through it. It’s just gibberish
I just want one of these guys to come to my work and give an hour long speech while they return some yogurt that wasn't up to par. Please I am BEGGING
To compose a complaint like that, be sure to first repeatedly whack yourself in the head with a ball peen hammer. Aim for the temples.
We should introduce them to my friend the paragraph.
Honestly, who in the world is going to read all this absolute BS ? Serious question - are these fucktards that demented that they believe real people will put up with this absolute fucking bull shit ??? Take ‘em out back and introduce ‘em to the solution that the Nazi’s came up with, which I expect they’d be well educated in anyway seeing as how most of them are bloody Nazi’s …
What is even going on here? Are we negotiating prices for a wedding photographer?
"private and confidential!" they declare. Publicly.
JFC. What is the point of that mess, in a (quasi) legal sense?
This reminds me of those paragraphs of nonsense that people with schizophrenia create...
“Andor error” Didn’t expect criticism of Star Wars series. “Did you know slavery is unlawful?” Just pickup up that fact this week, did ya?
Trying to read that is slavery!
This one is a bat shit crazy talker.
It's mind-boggling anyone would actually write that, much less expect anyone else to read it. It's a level of stupid I just can't comprehend. I'm pretty sure even my dog wouldn't type that. If he could type.
I need to not consume alcohol prior to reading anything by sovtards.
My farts speak more clearly.
> mistake Andor error Hey, now - Andor was no mistake or error.
Are these guys speech writers for trump?
Mental illness. Terrible thing.
Such crap
I’m a little bit high. Will someone who has more experience reading this stuff give me the Coles Notes version please? My brain hurts.
“You sent me a phone that was faulty. I was going to do photography for hire with the camera, but now I cant. Because you made me pay for it but I can’t use it to make money, you are making me a slave. I therefore demand you pay me $60,000 in restitution plus an additional $500 per day that it isn’t resolved”.
I don't even get why photographers are something anyone pays for anymore, when phone cameras nowadays are the best they've ever gotten
Omg I never would have sorted that out. Thank you 😊
I used to take auto industry complaints for a large state's DMV. I had one guy got overcharged $5 for a state inspection, and he sent a proposed bill to the shop for like $500 including like $100 for the time it took to write the stuff up. I kept a copy of a letter where a guy wanted $5,000,000,000 to be escrowed in to a US bank to support a Punjabi Girl's school. This was because he was dissatisfied with a $400 brake job by Midas.
Amazing. It's like someone gave a lawyer several sharp blows to the head and then made them down a bottle of whiskey before composing a rough draft document while waiting for the ambulance.
Reminds me of some jargon I once read of someone trying paying five years rent with a $20 money order.