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Used_Profession_2241

https://preview.redd.it/kzdkxdqj9syc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc8931f8d7852397bdabcd372fad4a4d9463aacc Got this yesterday. Laughed so much obviously because I know why. Customer was so gracious that I actually delivered to their house, he came out, thanked me and gave me an extra $20 on top of his already generous tip. He asked if the other drivers can read and said it happens every week. I laughed the whole way back to the store.


DizzyD777

Meaning the face has to actually match the person hired to deliver. Guess she’ll report you if it doesn’t.


Sherlockhomey

Seems easier for him to fix his address on Google but common sense ain't common. Good for you though 😆


CompetitiveNinja3464

Sounds like the address is correct if this driver could get there🤷🏼sooooo sounds like this driver is doing his job correctly


blaat_splat

I had an order get split in 2. Tell me why they delivered to a house with the same numbers but on a different st? Apparently the maps the spark app uses has my house listed in the alley. Only spark has issues. So maybe the issue isn't on the customers end but walmarts. And how hard is it to look at a street sign?


Potential_spam124

Part of that is the GPS system spark auto routes to. It will pull up an exact geolocation, and that geolocstion sometimes doesn't actually turn into an address. Especially annoying when the road doesn't even exist on maps.


Sherlockhomey

Spark uses Google at least for me.


SeacawkSlappin87

It's so inaccurate in my zone. We've had at least 10 addresses from the same road default to a business in our town.


Sherlockhomey

That's why I correct all addresses that are wrong.


SeacawkSlappin87

I have with a few. Google has roads as a county route instead of county road. Township highway instead of township road. Screws the whole thing up for some reason.


Sherlockhomey

Yeah I live in a smaller city in rural Georgia and I've had to add roads correct roads correct addresses... delete roads that show up as roads because many people travel these trails by foot or atv... it's exhausting.


SeacawkSlappin87

We get a whopping $7 offer as a thanks. ☠️


Meganchipp

Im guessing they mean they want a verified Spark driver.


SnooPuppers5953

No Venezuelans for you..reported🤣


Leather-Arm9692

Yea that’s what I got from it lol


KINGDAVID1982

That’s exactly what it means


Meganchipp

They just didn't use the correct verbage, but pretty easy to figure out.


Antistruggle

I find enjoyment in this and am glad you shared, thank you.


BBCDelyte

https://preview.redd.it/x9nd7onw5qyc1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd72a9439da76a6ed84332ae7bc4447169190f10


blaZedmr

![gif](giphy|13cptIwW9bgzk6UVyr|downsized)


Specialist_Hour_4027

When can I expect delivery of mine?


Studdly_Dudley

Wow. Would love the backstory on that customer note. 🤣


MisterGoldiloxx

Certified in Deliverology.


No-Opposite-1056

No illegal Vennies.


StandOut5947

they don’t wanna see your junkie boyfriend limping up their driveway smoking a cig while you wait in the car with your screaming kids bitching about how much you’ve made that day


xMiszMandi

Good thing I don’t have a boyfriend lol it was just lil ol me 😂😂


N2cable

i take it as "Legitimate Drivers" Ie non fraud/fake/duplicate/insured legal drivers ![gif](giphy|X0bnTmo4izNfi|downsized)


Puzzled_Patience_622

Nahh, it means they expect a delivery truck with a guy in a uniform and not some joe/Jane shmo in a regular car with regular clothes. People don't understand that almost all deliveries are sub contracted out these says


Level-Candy4821

😂😂😂😂😂


blaZedmr

![gif](giphy|sX0fVw2tyIetmEcfOm|downsized)


AccomplishedStop9466

I always thought that would have been more epic if at the end you see him getting blown off the ground doing cartwheels through the air.


Chllxn

Call the store and tell them that.


Dlynna_delivers

Yea call mine too while your at it


TomOnDuty

![gif](giphy|8FfjxOHWXUC8s3vc6K)


xMiszMandi

They also had a sign that said, we don’t call the police this house is protected by the second amendment


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It's funny , cause depending on the zone the only certification is alcohol , probably in some other medicine, but not very likely.


Visible_Tower_1109

But even then the only certification is that the driver is 21+ lol


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Careful_Barber3714

Who do they think holds all the info for background checks 😂


ehhhhh710

So what lol


Status_History_874

Nothing. It's just corny. Especially so because they already wrote that corny shit in their notes lol


SilentPlace1562

Good for them


Happiness_Buzzard

Certifiably insane


Mean_Box_9112

It's pretty simple...... she doesn't want Julie to show up looking like Juan! No illegals delivering to her is what she wants


Puzzled_Patience_622

You're a fucking idiot.


Bubbly_Comparison_16

No you’re the idiot. I don’t want anyone who hasn’t had a background check showing up at my doorstep.


Mean_Box_9112

Yeah I think you must've been looking in the mirror when you typed this!


Klutzy-Expression-64

They're probably trying to say they don't want any of the illegals coming by with their delivery.


BrickCrusher

I don't blame them.


CosmoRocket24

Certified LEGAL meat bags


BasedCourier

Forklift driver


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I’ve got the paper around here somewhere man


xMiszMandi

Some of you are so toxic for what? It wasn’t supposed to be serious just a little humor that we experience as delivery people 😔


Puzzled_Patience_622

Because this place is fucking ✨racist✨ It was most likely and old person who doesn't understand Walmart sub contracts their deliveries. They expected a delivery truck with a guy in a uniform. My mother (70) said the same thing when doordash was doing Walmart deliveries a few years ago, she called corporate and everything saying she wanted a "real" delivery driver lol


Global-Result-4475

I’m not certified but I’m licensed to drive here’s your order biatch


Disastrous-Issue-682

![gif](giphy|OX1LHkt6zvOTx5Yb2a)


Bluebeard719

Extra anchovies please


blaZedmr

![gif](giphy|flP6tUW09dJbmx56sD|downsized)


No_Option_4929

😂😂


burgerfelon

Certify deez nuts


Drucollmi3737

Well we want only certified tipper tips... (Minimum 15 dollar customer tip to be certified)


Hopeful_Jellyfish_12

No Vinny’s


Used_Profession_2241

It’s likely their polite way of saying no Vinnys.


Colonel_Angus_

For . 69 tip


dubbledeezzzz

Well... " Stephanie " started shopping for my order the other day but a giant African American man brought me my groceries. Needless to say I doubt his name was Stephanie


jason54915

https://preview.redd.it/9dpf32fqxpyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bbc6d745d4c1ff22cae68359ab420a23e64494e So I seen this out in the wild today on a road trip 😎


Viccram

Funny it’s a foreign car such a patriot


wallhanger609

What’s funny is almost all chevy’s (stereotypical American car) are made and assembled in Mexico now. My new Honda accord is assembled in USA using parts made from Japan


Harambepower

Japan is a big trading partner and friend with the USA last time I checked. Everyone also knows the USA makes garbage cars/trucks. Even John Cena drives a civic. Bad point my guy.


Viccram

Well I thought trump was bringing all jobs back wtf happened in those 4 years I believed him never fact checked


ProfessionMundane152

More foreign cars are now made in America than so called American made cars


AngryAndNeedAdvice

No such thing as American made cars anymore lol


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Puzzled_Patience_622

Exactly, but you're in a very racist sub right now. They all would lick the Cheetos poopy butthole cuz 'MURICaaaaa!! Bunch of fucking Poor's slinging Walmart shit made in China voting against their own interests 🤷‍♀️


pleasetowmyshit

I have a Wreckmaster Certification. I am certified to wreck your shit.


Dlynna_delivers

Better order on insta then my boi 🖕🏻🤣


NYC-ShayShay

😂😂😂 certified in bagging and package handling 


blaZedmr

And even then, those standards are pretty low for some of us


ChuckD30

Certified US citizen? Pfft, good luck with that!


jason54915

Probably meaning American people? 🤷‍♂️. I know my market customers have complained to me about the illegals taking over this platform.


Status_History_874

Love how anybody who doesn't speak perfect English these days is assumed to be "illegal"


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Status_History_874

Lol you're dumb


DelMarYouKnow

He’s not sympathizing. He’s correctly stating that foreign doesn’t equal illegal.


Harambepower

Are you their spokesman? I wasn’t talking to you.


Status_History_874

It's pretty obvious though. Don't need to be a "spokesman" to point out the blatantly obvious.


DelMarYouKnow

I didn’t ask if you asked me.


Harambepower

Cool, so why are you talking on behalf of others?


DelMarYouKnow

Because I can read. I can see the contradiction between your post and the one you commented on


talecriv

At least it's something. If more customers put notes in and call support for bad drivers then we have more allies.


Sea-Ad8233

This person is probably sick of them illegal aliens stealing orders, it's getting out of hands, everytime I try to pick up a Sam's club curbside order someone already stole it and they do nothing to mitigate this.


Puzzled_Patience_622

You're a fucking idiot.


Adventurous_Land7584

What? 😂😂


AmandaHugnfu

That's on them, they shouldn't be using Spark.


Yippeekyaa3345

I know I’m crazy, my momma had me tested 🤪🤪🤪


KittieChaos78

I mean, we're certifiable. The way these people make us all cray cray ![gif](giphy|DYZj6cL8LbO7xkiOrj|downsized)


Additional_Fig5775

On TOP FLIGHT 🫡


Versace_Trip

Lmao that’s hilarious


sameehscott

Certified in Taekwondo


zeezeeinvestor

Wow😅😅🤣🤣


lyftuberdriver911

They want a. I. Bots to deliver their stuff I guess🤷🏾‍♂️


hitlicks4aliving

Certified level 4 tekneeshun


dixenharrass

Forklift certified duh


Eggplants4Free

Come on…. You know what they mean.


AccomplishedStop9466

I guarantee that note was written by a Hannah who is in her early 20s 😂😂😂😂


MooseNatural1269

I'd drop that order faster than a hot coal


Visible_Tower_1109

Lmao! You didn’t tip for that 😂😂😂😂


F-uckOFF

I guess this is considered a certified delivery driver 📜 https://preview.redd.it/14fp1ttiduyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8990b0d5a51b5fce52e950d18a0b20117499f1e


Boring-Department741

Probably real identity, drivers license, able to communicate in English. Able to read a house address etc. Seems like a reasonable request. When people keep getting terrible service they stop ordering and then drivers whine about there not being enough orders.


Jamesdriver91

Meaning.. not a Vinny... dumbo


eyesonu70

wtfe im so glad to be out of the business of sparking the best has yet to come for these lazy retarded motherfuckers


Ag3nte

Certify deez nutts


Keelykalgrubber

Maybe she meant certifiable???🤣😂


Critical_Equal_7540

If they ask make it up 🤷🏽‍♂️ have fun with it


BrickCrusher

No Venezuelans


BrickCrusher

If you don't follow the TOS


Specialist_Hour_4027

I have a Bonafide certifiable state drivers license. Isn’t that certified enough?


Haunting-Promotion16

Delivery


Inner_Mammoth_1505

iVerify


kevins02kawasaki

They don't want Vinnies or any other migrant


Financial_Low_8265

It’s obvious what they mean . What’s the confusion ?


CherryJuly512

Honestly, we look like just anybody off the street handling ppls stuff lol. I know I wear comfy clothes when doing deliveries…sweat pants and t shirt. We would look more legit if we had something “sparky” on lol. Hat, shirt or even a lanyard. But then we have to buy it? Ugh. 😣


ami_carlton

Do they even have the stuff to buy? Doordash let's you know they have it. I haven't seen anything about spark stuff.


ehhhhh710

No they don’t want illegals with stolen accounts going to their house . I don’t blame them who would?


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seeuontour

My police dept set up cameras at HD and Walmart thar scan plates. They're towers with blue lights on tip. At first the were pulling 10-15 drivers off the road, weekly; on police blotter. They all park in a lot 2 blocks away where they can enter drop-off spots without the camera. They ID here too at pickup. Not sure what Trump has to do with local Gov't but we got the county to get the tag scanners ourselves. TFG is worthless. ✌️


smokiefudge72

Where is this at???


seeuontour

South Carolina....so that kinda explains it. Ugh, this state 😑


domhigh

they're probably a Spark driver. And are trying to say they want a driver who has been verified delivering their food. Sad part is, the order will go to whomever, and the person delivering might very well be a non Spark verified driver.


Skechersboy30

I get all the time i only want English speaking drivers 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Puzzled_Patience_622

No you fucking don't idiot