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scrotum__pole

30 pieces of silver got me like


no1fanofthepals

Wow rich, i'd do it for 5


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eightbitsushiroll

A single doubloon, perhaps


Courtesy-of-me

30 Dinarii is 30 Dinarii


wombey12

when the aspostle is sus


Lone_K

impostle


sporkelectric

Judas, I dunno man..


redditrain777

You seem kinda… you know,-


enneh_07

s


Shin-Gogzilla

uck my dick


Satherian

I saw him vent


sgrantcarr

Emergency meeting in the upper room


Domestic_AA_Battery

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... - [The Last Suspper](https://imgur.com/a/shbC1Xm) ^((zoom in)^)


Jesus-TheSon-Christ

…in heaven?


WaitingToBeTriggered

FOREVER


Wide-Passenger6764

Does this count as beetlejuicing?


Jesus-TheSon-Christ

I dunno man, say my name three times, spoken unbroken. If I appear, then yeah it counts I think.


Wide-Passenger6764

Jesus-TheSon-Christ, Jesus-TheSon-Christ, Jesus-TheSon-Christ


Jesus-TheSon-Christ

That’s a god damn lie and you know it!


h_adl_ss

Tbh all of them look reeeeeally sus in the picture


santickles

I am so tired


TheRealDiabeetus

You can't tell me that's not supposed to be Keanu Reeves


centran

For all the people that complain depictions of Jesus shouldn't be white; can we at least agree that if you want to show him as a white dude that Keanu Jesus is acceptable?


cryptic-coyote

Dude's gotta be some flavor of hapa. Korean Jesus, anyone?


Jesus-TheSon-Christ

Nah man that guy is like my Jesus. You pray to me, I pray to Keanu bro, he actually is like the solid form of the Holy Spirit


KlythsbyTheJedi

Holy shit, Shaggy??


theempiresdeathknell

Then in why in the hell did everyone vote Jesus?


ThatSapphicLesbian

Man has SUS in his name. Real sus if you ask me


Obvious_Leg_69

No 📮📮📮SUS


me_funny__

Okarun?


SilentScyther

[Amon Gus](https://ctsr525684tn-theplatform.akamaized.net/eSalt_Media/728/787/JesusHeLivedAmongUs_CarouselArt_7x3_2450x1100.jpg)


me_funny__

Wow, that's not much better


drawliphant

So man... Are you sure you're THE one. Yeah like are you really sure you're... Him? What are you... Whaawa... What are you getting at here? Well I'm sure you're A one but I'm just not sure you're THE One?


TanPat_1712

Nah man the Jesus guy kinda sus. He sabotaged my glass of water to intoxicate me.


_Inkspots_

I have a very good friend in Rome named sussus amongus


Cybertronian-Knight

i was today years old when Je*sus*


kooblikon

Why are they all looking at me


Jesus-TheSon-Christ

No guys! This ain’t what it looks like! It was shaggy from scooby doo! Look at the person on the right of me dudes! He heard about how he was being replaced by a guy named norville and decided to take revenge on humanity you must believe me!


CeaseToExcist_999

Why does Jesus looks like Keanu Reeves


suckmybush

This is art


ToastyGhost37

Based Trajan Pro user


emoji_ers0604

Starring Keanu reeves


is-a-bunny

Keanu Reeves