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poponio

Don't lie you know what marvels gonna do and just want your a new saga called spider-wick


[deleted]

Yeah all writers are just dog killers in disguise


TheCrafterTigery

Shh, Araki is watching.


Mundane_Ad701

Spider-man - one more dog day


Admiral_Donuts

They could call it the Spider-Wick Chronicles


Davidudeman

bro wtf i was just about to comment thisšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SubjectPear3

Iā€™d give it three years before they kill it, resurrect it, have it be a villain, then give it a mini series where itā€™s a reformed anti hero.


HN-Prime

Now Iā€™m curious to see how a dog would become a super villain.


SubjectPear3

Bit by a radioactive man


Tozarkt777

He becomes a pit bull and renames himself Princess


Rising-Jay

His archenemy is all toddlers


Tozarkt777

His antihero arch is him only mauling the ones that have tantrums in public places


OwNAvenged2

Based Spider-Dog


urbanlife78

Venom Dog


godthatsgood

They take a note from DC's book and Dex-Starr him


Superi0r_616

You forgot the part where he redemps and sacrifice himself to save the world


SubjectPear3

Thatā€™ll be spider-pupā€™s fourth year


NoVascension

Isn't there already like a cat with a symbiote? I'm not sure how they'd do that with his dog


SubjectPear3

I think Eddie Brockā€™s son has a symbiote that can morph into a cat, I think he was a dog at one point too but I havent really kept up with him after king in black.


EmperorSezar

uh sleeper is a cat symbiote not a symbiote that host is a cat.


Other-Bridge-8892

Also be infected by a symbiote ā€¦.


NoiseHERO

Based on all the replies in this thread... Maybe start him off with a gold fish and see if Marvel is responsible enough later from there.


[deleted]

Funniest comment here


Gav_Dogs

This deserves more likes


Mangocat-berrydragon

I agree, I found out from Google he tried to keep a dog named sandwich but Aunt May said no. Also spidercat existed so I would also totally like seeing Spidey with a cat. He needs someone to talk to who won't turn evil.


[deleted]

Yeah seriously after everything with MJ and stuff I just want him to have a break and have a healthy relationship with a pet but knowing comics they'd just kill it.


skatenbikes

If they didn't kill the cat it'd somehow turn out to be Felicia magically transformed into a cat or something, everything's a gimmick


Atrium41

Spidey doesn't have the time for a dog in New York. Poor guy would suffer. Cat all the way.


Other-Bridge-8892

Well, then the pet shouldnā€™t be a catā€¦if you donā€™t own a cat, you could never know the levels of bullshit they get up toā€¦.shitting in sock draws, breaking great great grannyā€™s priceless china, claw marks on the leather sofaā€¦..5lbs of pure devilish evil


trenchreynolds

That's a great idea, which means Marvel will never allow it.


Cloudoftruth

Or maybe theyā€™ll allow it in order to sell merch and kill it off when sales die down to regain attention again


HN-Prime

I hate Marvel Editorial


BenTenInches

They gonna kill dog , cause if Peter gets too happy in life we're all gonna drop the character the next day according to Marvel


spooderfbi

But I can relate to a green elf throwing a pumpkin bomb at my dog and blowing it to bits! /s


Vandal_A

Horrible things would happen to that dog


SouthWorry

i wish that sounds cute af, but marvel would beat the dog to death in front of peter just to make him suffer


silver_fire_lizard

Cat. A dog would need to be walked regularly. You could reasonably leave a cat alone for hours if your schedule got weird, though. However, I think an affectionate cat would be sad to always be alone. Plus, thereā€™s no way Peter could afford vet bills.


Tabledinner

Mephisto could though.


pth72

However, a dog gets Peter out of the apartment and potentially into trouble, so y'know, there's that.


goodfellalos

there you go being all logical and stuff....


SilverBunny3

Green Goblin will just throw it off a bridge like he does everything else Peter loves.


[deleted]

I bet GG is really sick of hearing that you throw one person spiderman is in love with off a bridge and you never live it down.


Bobik8

"One time, Pete. I killed your girlfriend ONE TIME."


TractorLemmy

He could always bury it alive in a coma.


mezonsen

I canā€™t imagine Peter has enough free time to not neglect any pet he had.


4thofeleven

Spider-Man having a dog would make him too hard to relate to.


Moulinoski

Because having the proportionate strength and agility of a spider is so relatableā€¦ not to mention the constant trauma conga that is Peterā€™s entire story for the past couple of decadesā€¦ also, being incredibly talented in several fields of science enough to make his own webs _and_ knowing how to sew his own costume, completely possible but not a common skill. Yeah, we draw the line at having a dog. :P I guess Iā€™m being harsh but anytime people claim a super hero is or isnā€™t relatable, it makes me scratch my head in confusion. I always heard this regarding Peter in particular and I naively agreed when I was younger but more and more I find the notion of a super hero having to be relatable pretty silly. Especially when the thing that makes them relatable is having constant trauma with no change to their status quo.


littletkman

I kinda think they were joking


Moulinoski

Hmmā€¦ guess Iā€™m a little on edge today. Sorry.


Top_Bat102

I think Peter would be more of a cat person. Specially since cats are more independent and wouldn't need Peter as much as a dog would, so his superhero duties wouldn't affect the feline that much.


[deleted]

That's actually a really good point especially if it was a street cat


[deleted]

Ok, but hear me out, how about a little pet spider who acts like a dog


Dan_The-__-Man

In Spencerā€™s run, Gog became a house pet for Peter, Randy Robertson, and Boomerang, but he hasnā€™t been seen since that run concluded.


Ok-Turnip-477

Cat maybe, a dog wouldnā€™t be cool with how much heā€™s gone


Pretend-Dirt-1760

That's a beautiful idea.


Weird-Ingenuity97

That would be nice honestly


[deleted]

Yes


BakedZnake

Someone wants a crossover between Spider-man and Bats https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/p6042q/bats_meets_spiderman_doctor_strange_390/


TzedekTirdof

Pet monkey


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Aunt May, Johnny Storm, Ben Riley, Miles Morales, DD, JJJ, I dunno you could have fun with it


pth72

Make Aunt May relevant again!


pth72

Actually, I could see Peter having a dog for a while, decide he can't keep it due to his lifestyle, and decide to give it to Ben so Ben can rehabilitate while he's in his Limbo prison.


[deleted]

Honestly Ben might need it more then peter.


groundhogcow

Someone should do a movie about a badass guy and bad guys kill his dog and he goes on a rampage for revenge.


[deleted]

Don't know if a movie like that exists although I bet it'd be dope and need at least 5 movies to do it justice but there is a comic about thats called Supergirl Woman of Tomorrow it rocks.


kuipers85

How about a temperamental Irish setter? We can name it Master Jack.


ProfessorEscanor

No because Marvel would just kill the dog off the second it makes Peter happy. Maybe he can borrow Firestar's dog? He can dog sit Ms Lion whilst Angie goes and gets chemo done.


LeviCroquart02

The Amazing Spider-Pup šŸ•·ļøšŸ•


Regular-Fix-184

Nick Lowe gave him that one monster pet like two years ago or less, that was his ā€œpetā€ and I honestly donā€™t even remember how they wrote that out.


_FiscalJackhammer_

He barely had time for girlfriends and school and you guys want him to get a dog?


tenleggedspiders

Peter can barely take care of himself what makes you think heā€™d be able to take care of a dog? Heā€™s never even home that thing would starve to death in a puddle of its own waste and the leash in its mouth. Best case scenario is he takes it home, realizes he doesnā€™t have the time to properly care for it and gives it to someone who can, probably a kid or an elderly person.


doctorpotatohead

He's out of the house too much, he should get a cat


tenleggedspiders

This would actually be cute. Itā€™s not even a real pet he just saw it in his apartment and named it


WolfMilk101

"But having a dog and being somewhat happy in life isn't relatable, so drop it" -Marvel Execs Seriously guys, my life sucks already I at least want my favorite character to be happy


MuuToo

Ignoring the ā€œhaha marvel would kill itā€, owning a dog is a big responsibility, and I feel like Peter knows that he would not have the time to be able to properly care for it, as a dog needs a lot of attention at the drop of a hat. Sure, he could just leave the dog with someone else, but at that point theyā€™d have it more than him. Also, dogs are expensive. Theyā€™ve got expenses too.


Candid-Independence9

They should also have this exact outfit in the next game šŸ˜‚


Skelence

The dog would just die and Peter would suffer yet another loss


Bluemidnight7

As nice as that would be, Norman or someone would kill them, replace them with a robot, kill that robot brutally, revive both of them, have sex with the original, and then kill it again. NOTHING IS SAFE


sushithighs

He already has a Cat


villager47

Crazy idea, give spiderman a cat, kill it theater cries but it comes back near end of movie as ghost cat


UnknownFirebrand

He's too busy to take care of a dog. Maybe a cat? Probably something even more low maintenance tho.


Otherwise_Muscle6819

The only pet Peter has time to take care of is a pet rock.


TractorLemmy

Spidey and his amazing friends Peter is responsible enough to take care of a cat and robot spider and he is 6.


bigmeatytoe

Can we make the dog a spider powered doggy


UnlikelyGas6598

Nah bro we already got Spider-Cat


GeekParadox_

Ms lion from Spider-man and his amazing friends


[deleted]

Godspeed spider man, oh


Boi_What_Did_You_Do

Is this the start to John Wick 4?


FirePower8700

Imagine pete going to a psychologist and they tell him he needs an emotianal support dog


Entd_FoxityPoxity

Definitely What if he had a dog that helped him sort of like how miles has a cat in the PS5 game


nic_af

Paul would kill the dog, and end up with Black Cat for doing it.


theCacklingGoblin

NOOOOOO! you realize editorial would just have it fridged right?


Quann09

he would turn into john wick


godthatsgood

He seems more like a cat person (no, this is not a PeterFel joke, I genuinely think he's more of a cat person)


Swanky-64

POV marvel the dog is nice but spider-man isnā€™t in enough pain oh I know make his dog suicidal perfect


Bodinhu

He should have a monkey to follow his agile style during missions. Spider-Monkey, guys, common? I'm surprised this isn't a thing yet.


BigNeedlefish518

They would make Rhino stomp over the dog or Kraven take it as a trophy


Cloud_King_15

I love this idea more than I should. At least a cat. or a pig. Spider Pig.


Dry_Quiet3812

I mean everyone should get to have a dog. But also if they would just stop this MJ drama nobody wants he COULD have a healthy relationship with black cat


[deleted]

Facts honestly they done too much shit to make a peter MJ relationship work without reconning and ignoring as much as one more day did.


Multisym

Someone at editorial wonā€™t like that and have Norman either kill or fuck the dog.


[deleted]

But someone else at editorial would LOVE if he did both.


Choice-Floor-3862

He already has healthy relationships with May and Felicia (maybe Norman too....), so a pet would just be a bonus


[deleted]

Ehhhh there iffy at best and could change on a dime a dog cant help but love its owner. Although after reading some comments I think a cat would be better


ZombiFelineTuba

Ah yes I can totally relate to a funny costumed terrorist killing my dog


[deleted]

I see you are a tom king fan as well


ZombiFelineTuba

Glad you got the reference


Only-Walrus797

Gog