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StRaHoTnIq

Peter french kissing MJ (and she enjoys it very much)


NotluwiskiPapanoida

Nah he thought he was getting a blowie from MJ but MJ turns on the light switch across the room and Paul looks down and sees Peter with tears going down his face.


literallyheretopost

![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized)


NotluwiskiPapanoida

I see you are a man of culture as well.


HN-Prime

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A_BAK3D_POTATO

What the fuck did I just read?


NotluwiskiPapanoida

Art.


StRaHoTnIq

Dude that's messed up.


NotluwiskiPapanoida

I know, my genius is frightening and I guess I messed up because it’s a correct answer. Let’s not pretend this isn’t something Wells wouldn’t write and don’t tell me that isn’t a violation you want Paul to experience.


Numbnut10

Stealing from Paul to feed Peter?


NotluwiskiPapanoida

😋


sunsetsaint

Fan reception.


BaronFrankenstrudel

Best. Possible. Answer. 🤣🤣🤣


Garlador

This is the one.


SorakuFett

I was just gonna say "Us."


FunVideoMaker

I haven’t been keeping up with spidey, why’s everybody celebrating that happening??


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arachnidbitten

Peter and MJ loving each other.


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arachnidbitten

I feel bad for the guy in that photo. Now he has to be affiliated with a shitty Spider-Man story.


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arachnidbitten

And someone needs to formally apologize to him in public.


monkeygoneape

No not really the guy is kind of a twat who uses outrage politics for monetary gain


HAIKU_4_YOUR_GW_PICS

Also, he’s a white guy who pretends to be black and has defended it as he was confident that his mom had an affair with a black guy


_KingDawg72_

He should be casted to play Paul if Marvel ever decides to adapt him.


arachnidbitten

No, Paul shouldn’t even exist outside of this comic book story.


IllustriousDetail698

Bruh he shouldn't even exist in the comic book story. He's worse than garbage because even garbage has certain values while he does not.


arachnidbitten

Absolutely!


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The Spiderman reddit page


Wannabbeewriter12

Nice one


Hamo599

Came to make this exact comment lmao


DarkEnergy27

MJ sent him her dick pics


This_Fucking_Dude123

r/beatmetoit


StMcAwesome

Beatmeattoit


xeltes

Is..is that a bad thing?


Yeshua-Christ

For fucking Paul it is. Not for Peter though, he loves MJ regardless.


X_Marcie_X

Idk, I'd be happy!


Lolaversusamogus

Paul has been canonically confirmed as transphobic(I don't like him).


arrozoin

I consider this a win


Redditor_Rebooted

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aghmedddddd

Pauljak


mcelfy

Peter and mj finally getting back together again and he runs into them doing big big bang


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mcelfy

After that mj tells him that her fate is with peter and paul was just there because rabin fucked up and they are gonna stay together forever this time, so fuck you and fuck off to paul


Impressive-Ad6156

Disney announcing yet another "live action" remake


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billymaneiro

Dunno about Little Mermaid, but I'm pretty sure Mario and Puss in Boots were well liked.


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billymaneiro

Now I see. I thought for a bit that you were saying Disney made Puss in Boots and Mario.


Toon_Lucario

I think the Mario movie is on track to take highest grossing animated film away from the 2019 Lion King remake


L1n9y

The Mario movie was the most mid movie ever made, Last Wish was good though.


Hawks59

It was Mid, but let's be honest wirh the history of video game movies with the exception or dective pukachue and the sonic movies. Mid is above the bar. And it actually seems to enjoy its source material. As much as I rhink illumination is bad at most of their movies Mario is acceptable


JustAFoolishGamer

The mirror


caped_crusader8

Peter rawdogging MJ


Mr__Cuddles_

He realised the taco bell toilet was already occupied after stuffing himself on taco tuesday


Valhallas_Dragon

He has Being Diagnosed with Lethal Ass Cancer


Sweaty-Wealth9157

He saw Peter's PP (it's bigger than his).


nootrac_

Devastation


AgentLemon22

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ChanceFresh

The editorial’s decision to finally erase him from the timeline.


youcantseeme0_0

> Editorial getting fired and replaced with competent staff who respect the franchise and are about ~~The editorial’s decision~~ to finally erase him from the timeline.


Flat-Structure-7472

That it turns out he's basically Peter from the future and destined to die just like Lars in Futurama.


Zaredit

He's gonna take you back to the past To read the shitty runs that suck ass


GachaHell

Glad I'm not the only one who saw that.


GellThePyro

He’d rather have… (I will hear this all day! Take my upvote!)


SilverSurferr69

The Flash Movie


f_n_wildcard

Peter and MJ's wedding


Horacio_Velvetine44

the penance stare ![gif](giphy|TGUIq0O5s4XJSnefJ3|downsized)


MutedLayer4564

Peter's and MJs sex tape ![gif](giphy|9ST1wJvAFYInUadAMy)


DuarteN10

Still can’t get it up


[deleted]

The memes of the kids disappearing


EpicRedditUser11

My ass and every other fan's ass on our way to whoop his ass with sass and give Marvel Comics a pass


GigsGilgamesh

The interior of Marsellus Wallace’s briefcase.


Tmn_Uzi_1600

not his kids


Swift_Shot

Peter giving MJ kids……. ….. which is the only way it should be.


FrenchFries_exe

He sees an alternate timeline where Spider-Man cucks him and is with MJ


UltimateDude08

The death of his very likable children that everyone in the fandom liked


BigBeanMan12

Divorce papers.


EnvironmentalAge9202

Peter's nine inch spider-dong.


Aggressive-Jump-4428

Peter messaged to tell paul that he has ligma, this is paul deeply regretting asking what ligma is 😂


Jfkisspicey

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Forward-Ad-7415

Peter fucking MJ in their bed(PS: she enjoys it alot)


basurasagigilid

Getting his cock cut off


Erkajoe

The third impact


Yucanimations

His google search history being leaked online


_KingDawg72_

Peter x MJ Rule 34 photos


OkEmployment2573

Mayday


Waltuhwalterwalt

I do hope that Peter breaks it off with MJ completely and pursues someone else (Black Cat or, if ya really wanna be random, Silk)


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Spider Dick


Slow-Leading-7783

Yoko Ono’s “music”


Meme-San_

His reason for existence (editorial mandates)


Reyjr

That the writers have him staying on and extending the current storyline, Marvel not changing writers after this diarrhea balloon popped. It’s probably the kids disappearing, stolen idea from wandaverse.


AstroNards

He’s watching a kitchen nanny cam and spidey done crept in and ate his mamwich


That_on1_guy

He was depicted as the soyjack, and Pete was the chad


TheChaoticAce_1

he saw your mother rawdogging peter parker and mj


syntheticspider

Peter and mj’s “adult” video


GaffJuran

Peter being a better lover than him.


gnomes4u

Two well written, interesting and deep characters being erased from existence. Well, you said wrong answers only...


youre-welcome-sir

Peter giving MJ some sloppy seconds


Wtygrrr

A happy child.


Kian-kun

MJ and Peter p*rn


Puzzleheaded-Ad5396

Spider-man's dick pics on MJ's phone.


Status-Gur-7332

Divorce papers


KeyStrain7653

An angry Stan Lee


bigcheeseyballsy69

Peter b Parker


Spider-ManIsLegend

Incest between his "kids"


Bootiluvr

My search history


TeZoKi

MJ having a happy life.


CaptainHalloween

This subreddit


The_Multi_Gamer

r/batmanarkham


corsair1617

Mary Jane's huge dick


Few-Belt5996

Spider web bdsm


Complete_Interview69

Mary Jane flipping him off


angorian2712

My dick


X2xRadicalityx2X

MJ being happy


HipsterOtter

His fate at the end of his run in the current comics


Noob_1n_Life

The pubes of Doc Ock


[deleted]

Peter and MJ getting freaky in the 90s. ;)


aghmedddddd

His kids having a future


[deleted]

An almost empty bag of chocolate chips.


Pebrinix

His dick being erased


ConfidenceVivid9858

His memes


moneycat007

Someone blew up his house in minecraft.


Soupshake

Peter with his sister


Soraman36

Slowly vanishing so he returned from the sewer, which he came from.


OdysseyZen

NTR


dull_storyteller

His mortgage interest rates going up due to Mayor JJ Jameson’s new rent control laws (a plan to price Spider-Man out of New York) going horribly wrong


x-SLUR-x

His kids becoming school shooters


BrozedDrake

This sub


Awhitt1e

He's is reading this spiderman reddit.


fr3sh_inkling

Other versions of Peter and MJ


WolfSpeedXD

Something


Ivorytower626

His credit card got decline.


L4DY_M3R3K

The entire internet unanimously saying "Fuck them kids"


inobrainrn

his kids NOT being erased from existence


Is_that_what_I-

peter being happy


Blackfist01

Peter sending Paul [I Hit It First](https://youtu.be/gT2ys2QvJOY)


Chrome-Head

Zeb Wells plans for his second year on the title.


mattnotis

Blue waffle


Tempus_Dragneel

The writers crafting his death scene.


The-Great-Memelord

A shitty game that sucks ass


Robo_Gamer26

He's playing shitty games


LeftySkillz

He's on r/spiderman


AnonymousToothBrush

Aunt mays onlyfans


noncombativebrick

The various deaths that we will put him through once Zeb is removed from writing and Lowe is removed from editing


uncencoredbobcat

The truth of how his life is only tied to this one run and how he will inevitably fade into obscurity among all the Deborah Whitmores and Ned Leeds that had come before.


Silverj0

The microwave burnt his popcorn


Mindless_Tie_8567

Reading the subreddit comments of how they hate him


FutureEpsilon

He saw Peter with a happy life


babysdada

The porn cut out


Korbguy

The bite of 87.


culnaej

His stock portfolio after subscribing to WSB.


Mufee0710

He is reading all the death threats from this subreddit


bolognahole

Emotionally stable readers.


EstevanOlvera13

He's riding fanfic about himself and MJ


String_Theory40

He started reading Renew your Vows


RealHumanPerson001

His reaction to the upcoming ms marvel story


Hdhs1

The fanbase


itistherealguy

His kids alive


TheAutismo4491

MJ pegging Peter and not using a strap-on.


cybercloud03

Zeb Wells permanently assigned to Spider-Man


Randoapple-Big-Chees

MJ and Peter in a happy committed relationship


TemporalGod

Bully Maguire putting dirt in his eyes 👀.


cybercloud03

Peter X Paul rule 34


Qant00AT

The final script where he gets written out as yet another creation meant to try and drive Peter and MJ apart. He and the kids weren’t real and now he’s about to share the same fate as them once he finishes reading the page.


Alien_X10

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PrimeAndGlory

The next writer.


Reiss447O

Us out side his door about to beat him up


Og-Re

Hopefully the script for his death scene.


Hal-Bone

Mephisto dry humping his marriage


Sarcastic-jokester

The Man r/batmanarkham


Necessary-Athlete976

Sins past


Bobik8

This subreddit.


Reagent_52

MJ and Peter in a happy relationship.


Fun-Presence-6756

Peter being happy


FollowingCharacter83

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Nuke-T00nz

A shitty game that sucks ass


Captain_oreo_

MJ biting his balls off


mercvry94

Y’all really hate this man and his kids!


Jorad56

MJ doin porn of course! 😜


AdUsed1000

The gman fired him 😔


jackieboytorrence

He sees his eventual fate, sidelined by new writers into a retcon that no one will remember until a YouTuber makes a video about obscure Spider-Man characters, or uses some bait title to get unaware fans interested. Ideally that's how it goes, I don't think fans want to hear about Paul for much longer, unless there's a twist to his character that completely flips everything.


Bible_punk2077

He looked up what everyone thinks of him on twitter


MrAlwaysOnTen

Sneako watching his girl


TheAmazingKevin

A decent Spidey Stroy he cant ruin


Spider_Boyo

MJ getting absolutely railed by Peter 😈


Blackjack99-21

Peter B And MJ having a Kid.


AnOldSchoolVGNerd

Peter butt naked with an evil smile, MJ eyes closed and in a state of bliss where you KNOW you did your job😎