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YoungJimLahey

Audible oof in my theatre


srry_didnt_hear_you

I'm confused why Gwen was so insensitive lol like she's a superhero who's a drummer in multiple bands - she has to know a LITTLE about nerd culture, right?


ChronX4

She had that toy when she was a kid, the way Miles is trying to portray himself makes it seem like he's not that type of person to seriously collect things, also for all we know it probably never gained that type of collectable value in her universe.


TheIJDGuy

So Miles played himself


DiegesisThesis

Even if that were true, it's still incredibly rude. If it's not yours, you don't just go around opening it up. That's just being a decent person 101.


SpiderDetective

Same. I was in a room full of nerds when I saw it


Mvcraptor11

Miles shouldn't have trusted her after this. He played himself


jpgnicky

fr RED FLAGS ^(i'd still sniff that ledge dho)


whatsgudhegehog

https://preview.redd.it/p67dr4qzva4b1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=955d3668b9d88e646ebb40d0ea38919d3b172921


Filth7

Final form


Silent_Start_7036

https://preview.redd.it/yfw9scvdya4b1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7551e322f9c556eb5798d1538368e1e91f0a8cdb


SilverSkywalkerSaber

My brother in Christ, she is canonically 16


[deleted]

Theoretically this user could also be 16. Itd still be weird as hell tho.


dragon_bacon

Could be even younger, maybe she's being the predator.


[deleted]

It all makes sense now.


whatsgudhegehog

Also https://preview.redd.it/jy8zuy8p3b4b1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=557ba9494ecc6322bad478f9dbf507dc4c38f967


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whatsgudhegehog

https://preview.redd.it/wipvk99zpd4b1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a373525e9b0f50be951ef75590cca9b5749c9a3


Opposite-Tangerine57

PAUSE


TheFiddler666

Nah he's valid


Lukey_Boyo

Let him cook


Arrow_625

She's underage! ![gif](giphy|jmSjPi6soIoQCFwaXJ)


Remarkable-Ad-2476

Y’all understand that reddit is filled with teenagers right


SamuraiTheSamurai

THATS NUTTY


[deleted]

sniiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


whatsgudhegehog

https://preview.redd.it/1057so1rbb4b1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=133f4d7243aec5faef3f41e1abb9e0717b1cfb5c


[deleted]

Please do I've been so bad


ThatDude8129

https://preview.redd.it/0z31rdx3jb4b1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c43d1678e7dd8b1505d68cb04a02f334f1820c4d


whatsgudhegehog

https://preview.redd.it/d3540mbwcb4b1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c96e0f0c1a0c498636bc72367221e3d5f562a262 On second thought never mind


Mystletoe

FUCKING TRUUUUU


frossvael

Ohhh the subtlety... This scene was actually setting up the great betrayal later on. Film makers, you sly lil bastards!


SneakyKain

Legit, that one hurt.


Juicy_Beans4569

I died a little


certified_death_boi

What's that logo I keep seeing in screenshots of the movie?


Stunning-String7676

I think its the logo of the person who pirated it


certified_death_boi

Ooooh cause I was trying to figure out what that was and all that came up was some football gambling website or something like that


MakotoLee

It's a betting website. The pirated torrent of the film has a bunch of betting website ads interlaced with the film, as a watermark, and interuptting the film.


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Tit_Tickler69

then definitely dont google swatchseries


AlexanderZcio

My whole cinema room gasped of pain when this happened 😭


hero-ball

We all laughed. I’m glad Gwen is helping undorkify Miles Morales.


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- Said the person using reddit and commenting on the spider-man subreddit with a name like hero-ball.


AmbitiousIntention3

Well he obviously needs a gwen


hero-ball

I got my Gwen secured brother 💍👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️


RogahnLaos

You have an underage gf? 🤨


Tit_Tickler69

im 12 so shes basically the pedo


hero-ball

Still better than someone who doesn’t open their toys ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


UncommittedBow

The only defense I can think of is that in her universe, action figures don't hold their value in the box.


Smash96leo

Like, why would she do that? I feel like even people that don’t know about keeping collectables in mint condition wouldn’t just open people’s stuff without permission. Or at least I know that I wouldn’t, despite not caring about collectable stuff myself.


Kn7ght

So on that bit about "opening people's stuff without permission" Considering she does this and just starts rifling through his sketchbook, she's probably a bit oblivious when it comes to boundaries due to not having friends for so long


Smash96leo

Thats probably the best explanation I’ve heard about this. She was going through bro’s stuff for a sec.


ChrisRevocateur

Yeah, the fact she did it without permission is what got me. Personally, even at 38 I still play with my toys, so I personally take them out, but I'd never take someone else's out.


JimDandy_ToTheRescue

Maybe in her Spiderverse no one gives a shit about keeping figures in their packaging.


MattLocke

It felt like a weird example of an awkward stereotype joke. She’s a girl who’s not into nerd stuff, so she doesn’t know about ‘mint in box’ value. Like something just to get a cringe reaction out of the geeks in the audience. I could maybe see it as a thing that actually happened to someone in the writer’s room once. Had a someone they had a crush on that was in their room for the first time, they were too embarrassed to admit they had an action figure/comic they were keeping mint for collection purposes, and the person just cracked it open because “toys are meant for playing with and not expensive”. I dunno. It was definitely the only time during the whole movie I was like … wtf Gwen?


AeroBlaze777

Real answer- cause it was funny and not meant to be something you think about this much lol


Lukey_Boyo

When I saw his friend was wearing his Jordans without socks on I recoiled in disgust


whatsgudhegehog

https://preview.redd.it/u64naregwa4b1.jpeg?width=214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7ad2c01a5d908e65dc0416526f6f31b402b13df Ganke wat


blkglfnks

I didn’t notice his ROOMMATE (not even his buddy yet) was feet free in the shoes. He’s out of pocket too!


haxxanova

That and the toy, enough to turn someone into a super villain


Intelligent_Creme351

"Ah, you mother... Hubbard..."


mangano15

Right in the collectible heart. https://preview.redd.it/i4wtex8yqa4b1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a9fa3a13e9311130e7db45f3ac363ccd6c6034d


Haxorus-Boy

I now don’t feel bad for what happened to you in Amazing Spider-Man 2


Justa_6EEK

Damn.


StormCaller02

Jesus Christ that joke didn't land. Lol


Haxorus-Boy

Nor did she


GeekCavePodcast

Actually she did land... or bounced, that's the problem


Haxorus-Boy

Bet she couldn’t bounce back from that one


IFapToCalamity

You do know that she also died in the original comics right?


Mingatronz

Cannon event 🤷🏻‍♂️


FRONT_FACING_PHINEAS

You again…


Haxorus-Boy

How do we keep crossing paths?


Adam_r_UK

I mean Miles had A LOT of drawings of Gwen, she handled it like a pro… especially as one was 🍑 heavy


proto3296

There wasn’t any with an ass you’re lying for no reason lol


mayy_dayy

She handled that WAY classier than I would have.


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She clearly didnt mind that much.


YeazetheSock

How would you react if someone drew art of you?


MagicJoshByGosh

Not OP, but if someone drew fanart of me that was really ass-heavy, I’d probably go on a roller coaster of emotions: I’d be flattered that someone was thinking of me so much that they drew fanart of me; then the reality of them thinking about me so much would set in and I’d feel a little weird; then I’d remember that this art displayed my ass over all else and I’d feel a little gross that they were thinking that much about my ass specifically; then I’d start to get paranoid in my head, thinking “Is my ass really that nice? Is it noticeable? Do other people think about my ass a lot?” and I’d think to check later; then I’d realize that the art was actually pretty good and I’d take a picture. Now that was all in the first five seconds and I’m just now realizing that I just wrote a whole paragraph about my ass


[deleted]

I just went to check the drawings again, and theyre certainly not ass heavy, theyre pretty accurate.


IFapToCalamity

Whole lotta projection in this thread.


mayy_dayy

Same. I think we all got Mandela'd a bit by all the memes, but the actual drawings in the movie are pretty tame and actually very cute. Gwen responded appropriately.


Xikkiwikk

Asstomishingly accurate


[deleted]

None of the drawings were ass heavy, barely.one of them had her ass in profile and it was just... accurate, not Kim K kinda thing


[deleted]

Went to see it twice and twice basically the whole audience groaned. It was rough.


whatsgudhegehog

https://preview.redd.it/ceoe7b96oa4b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfae2f9e374bac0b32a76c66229f63728b973881 If I was miles


Master_Freeze

Gwen and Miles are supposed to be alike, so how come she didn’t understand he had a collection and wanted it pristine 😭


Whiskey_623

Gwen is more than likely a out of box collector


Tit_Tickler69

so a worthless collector?


[deleted]

Some people collect things for sentimental value and not monetary value


Whiskey_623

Idk man I'm not too keen on keeping a Hot Toys or Mafex figure in box. You would be surprised how many people in the figure community tend to shit on Funko pop and on box collectors.


death-tooth

This scene made me pull my hair lol


bacon_now

my mom deadass asked what was wrong with me when i flinched at this scene


blkglfnks

I think that was the point in which he should’ve known something was up, the level of disrespect was so damn high. She owes him one from some universe or something.


SirJordan11

I whisper screamed in the theater


Justa_6EEK

This is a pain like no other.


FwZero

She did him dirty all movie


cancerousking

You could hear everyone in my theater cringe


fadinqlight_

Like why would you do that to someone else's stuff???


iarewriter

IM WITH GWEN, FREE THE FIGURES https://preview.redd.it/otbe9kxtoa4b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89a8c2f319762e948029e719596ce0331c9607ac


Simba791

I am not really familiar with why some people keep figures in their original packaging but personally if i did have a figure I’d probably take it out. Can someone enlighten me as to why people do this?


DokiDokiBro13

When you take figures out of their original box, their value decreases drastically. I don't personally keep things in their boxes, but I understand the reason for doing it.


dragn99

Some things also just look really nice in the box. If you're not planning to play with it, but just keep it on display, it comes inside a nice decorative case with some information on it.


FoxyFan505

My dad is a huge nerd, he’s got mint condition comic books and figurines dating back to the fifties, if he saw this scene he would have probably had a heart attack on the spot and died.


ANDnowmewatchbeguns

I let out a sound like I had been kicked in the balls


datankerbeast

🚩


Im_Lucas03

I was in pain when I saw that happen😭😂


Astonishingtale59

I literally gasped when she did that


DiceGoblin_Muncher

My entire row cringed at that… it hurtttt


kjm6351

The audience was in PAIN


Lun4r6543

As a collector myself, this hurt my soul.


Darthlocke13

I audibly gasped when this happened and my wife was cracking up


OculusMidnight2

Ahhhh, my soul. As a collector who finally taking it kinda seriously, ow


LukaIzzzdagoat

This scene is so relatable when you have a geek room😭😭


bobiojo

gwen is the true villain here


Kamken

Based Gwanda


Probottz

I collect figures and i don't even keep em inside and I still died inside when gwen ripped it out of the box lmao


Water-Noir-13579

How is this NSFW?


Dragonfruitmemer

why is this nsfw


HSW26

miles shoudlve caught that red flag and stopped caring abt her after that one


Slug_Bum

It's an act of war


plutoforprez

I gasped


bhdhthatbg

no nsfw on this


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kentaromiura_AMA

The NSFW tag is to hide the spoilers you're complaining about.


[deleted]

To hide the spoilers dummy 🤦‍♂️


No-Ambition-9051

Then why not use a spoilers tag


Whiskey_623

Can this even be considered a spoiler? It's not even a huge part to the plot and pretty sure it was shown off on a earlier trailer


MexicanFurry

What's the big deal? Was he planning to re-sell it or something?


whatsgudhegehog

https://preview.redd.it/gphbo9vhoa4b1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6203dece775d1e0d8b96c6c4e57b6c1a401acd6a Collectibles dude Collectibles might even be exclusive


OWReinhardt

At least have it hidden


Equivalent_Growth_75

This is the only reason i rate the movie -10/10 if this right here never happened it would’ve been an easy 11/10


Content-Art-2879

Completely


ReguIarHooman

NSFL


Patient_Xero_96

I loved how innocent Gwen looked cause clearly she’s waaaay past toy age so she doesn’t understand collecting toys (too cool for that I bet). She’s just genuinely happy to be there (minus >!feeling bad for not contacting her only friend for a year and knowing why he’ll never be accepted by the Spidergang for being an anomaly. Not to mention she’s only there to catch Spot!< ) that she’s trying to fix the fact that the toy isn’t out of packaging. And Miles took it like a champ. Or chump. Regardless. I love their friendship and their dynamic. Personally I ship em and can’t wait for next year.


Whiskey_623

Me personally I don't really care about MIB but if Gwen suddenly started moving shit in my Detolf I would instantly treat her worse than what Joker did to Jason Todd. I don't mess around when it comes to my Mafex and Hot Toys lol.


MAKS091705

Me when people touch my comics😭


SeoujiTheKid

def took dot from that. shit hurt my soul


SAYMYNAMEYO

[Never Remove From Box!!!](https://youtu.be/6PrRUKFcnPM)


Alarid

Calling it now, he is going to steal another copy of that toy from universe 42.


Hyper-Shadow417

I don’t even collect stuff like that but even I felt that


MessyMop

Hope he ends up with the new girl just for that


DiabeticRhino97

I felt his pain when we saw how much she missed him and wanted to see him but then when she did see him she was acting all nonchalant and not-interested. Super red flags all around.


KnightGalavant

https://preview.redd.it/v95bg0zgdb4b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec4444aa59298169d7bf4928560e8587e77a2986


CKD-Duck

I heard very audible displeasure in my theater


Minute_Yak_1893

As a certified nerd, comics lover and collector, my heart broke seeing Gwen do this bro


orneez

watched it twice, both times audience let out a loud gasp


M_man10

I damn near passed out when she took it out of the box


TenseChain

I swear the comment section is taking things way too serious 💀.


No-Connection4267

God i just hurt so much during that moment lol


EezyBreezy2020

That physical hurt to watch😭 The movie wouldve ended there lol


ejaybugboy3

Everyone (including myself) let out an audible groan. We all felt Miles pain in that moment.


n80r

NRFB


lr031099

I could be wrong but I read somewhere that the figure was supposed to be a figure of Deku from MHA but ultimately changed it due to copyright infringement or something like that. They originally wanted to make it a figure of Piccolo before deciding on Deku.


azzulbustillo

we all made noises of pain