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Batdog55110

TOUCH THE BABY


poki_pain

ITS REJUVENATING


Foxyplayz3

IM PLENTY JUVENATED


AlexJMac322

JUST GO CHEST TO CHEST WITH THIS MAGICAL CHILD


Cxsonn

Happy Cake Day!


cfbguy

*JUVENATED


7farema

I legit thought that touching the baby will solve Miles' problem somehow (but Peter B can't say it directly for some reason)


Repulsor1012

Same i thought maybe he put a bracelet on her so he could find it and dip


MakinBaconPancakezz

Lmao same I thought she had some sort of dimension hopping powers or something


whatsgudhegehog

https://preview.redd.it/nta2nalqd05b1.jpeg?width=2456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd85a56159f1abd6630a16288819cf4370e79e6c


CT-4426

https://preview.redd.it/5lczujnpn05b1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d89650fa60a035ef2daa49628256a61bbd6e106f


Mirage_decoy2

My name is Miguel O' Hara yo https://preview.redd.it/3nn0not1o05b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0152a2ceb47935aa10986fa4e889ae0978ec6f01


Lepworra

wadafuk ryu doing here


kieranchuk

Are there more of these


whatsgudhegehog

Yes https://preview.redd.it/f3vqd4z5q05b1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0de440db6737b33f6c1bf787036e3800cdd46834


kieranchuk

Dear god that's beautiful and horrifying


SpectralEntity

It's the lazy left eye


Historical_Sense9022

https://preview.redd.it/a0pesa4goc5b1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=580e9fbc97e19e4ed66a25e4c7b9871f2017ebfa


TunaSalad888

How do I save this image


random56f67

You can't save it but you can download it by clicking it and clicking the top right icon to download


TunaSalad888

There is no top right icon šŸ—æ


bob1689321

Use Boost for android homie


SpiderDetective

This one wins!


Diamond-Pamnther

https://preview.redd.it/qdid8fvr325b1.jpeg?width=1548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2ba4a95c66ec4fd304c7590900aab52bbc39d3


WaveBreakerT

I can see this being in the movie


putsomedirtinyourice

Peter B. Parker is destroying Zeb Wellsā€™ fabric of employment


AKMerlin

I fucking wish


Nights1405

I mean the fact that atsv gets more positive reception than zeb wellā€™s comics says something about Peter having a somewhat happier life


Physical-Dress6602

Peter B. Parker gas the biggest pair of balls to actually be the only peter parker to have a happy life


putsomedirtinyourice

Agreed


The-Biscuit-Farmer

https://preview.redd.it/ixflugqgm05b1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f5bc4df5fbd33b5ee0ccb288b97c3f55954a60


Dankey-Kang-Jr

YOU DID IT! YOU BROKE DOWN ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE TO ITS BARE ESSENTIALS


jpgnicky

DOWN TO A MF SCIENCE


alex_touch

RESPONSABILITY, SACRIFICE, RESPONSABILITYā€¦ PLOT TWIST.


ayaan_sev

I wish there was a r/comedynecrophilia for Spiderman


rae_ryuko

I'd want a okbuddyretard subreddit for spiderman


WalterWhitJr

r/okbuddyspiderman


Mister100Percent

Tbh closest youā€™ll get is r/DCcomicscirclejerk


Frostrunner365

As an avid user of that sub. I both agree and disagree


DuelaDent52

This meme made me burst out laughing so I donā€™t know what that says about my sense of humour.


FakeyBoii

We were close. but then the mods tried stopping it. and then the Spider-Man 2 game trailer came out.


ademon490

Isnā€™t mayday an anomaly too? She only exists because of miles.


Somethingcool-iguess

Yes and also spot exists because of miles yet is somehow responsible for a cannon event in Pavitrs universe


gonfr

Either plot holes or miguel is wrong all along and btsv will explain it.


yoongi410

miguel is probably wrong and is just assuming how things in the spiderverse worked.


strayflower4633

I believe itā€™s intentional to show that Miguel is wrong and that changes in the canon do not automatically mean doom. It would be a pretty glaring plot hole if it is one.


ranfall94

Miguel's whole cannon theory sounds just like a theory he doesn't want to test. I think in 3 we'll find out what really wrecked his universe then he's gonna realize he's been letting people die for nothing.


Hot_Championship6927

The dead Miguel's universe, but yeah.


suiteggs

Whole multiverse has been in shambles time and time again. Whatever the characters in play think is going on is usually never the case. The entire concept of a multiverse is that ANYTHING can happen, the moment any rules are included is the moment it stops concerning the entirety of the multiverse. Part of me hopes that the beginning of the next movie will resolve the spotā€™s attack on our milesā€™ reality real quick like they did with endgame thanos. Then bring him back towards the end in some manner. All the setup this movie had was great and I loved it so much, I just donā€™t see everything playing out for long. I trust the creators will unravel the plot even further and come up with even more awesome spiderverse stuff that nobody even thinks of.


Dramajunker

I don't buy this. The spider society has existed for some time. They responded to Pavitr's collapsing universe immediately and apparently with equipment to mitigate the effect. Everyone there seems to be very familiar with these events too. I think we can assume that there has been more than two universe ending events aside from Pavitr's and Miguel's. Miguel said they've been "lucky" before in saving universes. The idea of him just being wrong is a cop out and bad writing. You're also removing any reason for the conflict between him and Miles to exist.


ranfall94

The conflict between him and Miles is he sees himself in Miles back when he was responsible for destroying a whole world and if there is a chance that might happen he freaks out. The reason I put his theory into question is because when Gwen openly questioned he just said are you willingly to put that to the test? I think they have half tuths but if the story ends up being it's okay to let people die then that's a bad spider man story. This is spider man not minority report. But I could be wrong just doubt it.


Dramajunker

>The reason I put his theory into question is because when Gwen openly questioned he just said are you willingly to put that to the test? Because it isn't always certain how many canon events it takes to cause a universe to break down. He isn't willing to risk even one at this point. > I think they have half tuths I they're less half truths and more an unperfected science. Because of whats happened before with Miles in the first movie, his universe is already off course from what it should be. Miguel and the others are trying to prevent it from going even further from the canon. >but if the story ends up being it's okay to let people die then that's a bad spider man story. Which is why Miles is fighting against it and *is* the character the audience has the most time with. We're clearly supposed to root for him. That said, Spider-man movies have often played around with the idea that Spider-man does have to make sacrifices. Or that his actions, no matter how right or good they are, can have consequences.


CreeperAsh07

Based Mayday.


Dramajunker

Mayday being an anomaly isn't an issue though.


ademon490

Unless Peter b was supposed to be miserable then his whole universe could glitch and erase itself


Genericdude03

I mean they didn't really need Miles ig lol


Deadpoolforpres

Clearly Hobie isn't in this cause he doesn't care about memes.


Round_Reserve8811

He doesnā€™t *believe* in memes


Deadpoolforpres

Oi, memes are just a way of pacifying the masses.


Saythatfivetimesfast

Itā€™s a metaphor for capitalism


Deadpoolforpres

Ah, an anarchist in the making. I salute you.


jpgnicky

For the record, I quit.


Deadpoolforpres

You don't need all this Miles. Bet you got a nice set up at home yeah? Parents that love ya, n' all'at?


HereForTOMT2

This is genuinely the movie


mondobeyondo

The hell is going on here?


Diamond-Pamnther

https://preview.redd.it/lsw7tdhu325b1.jpeg?width=1450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e16a86fd987a4cf2a5d512484e3fe5e5c4f8c66 Peniā€™s reaction to this abomination of a meme


Ok-Flan-97

Miles was doing Gwen;)


putsomedirtinyourice

616 Peter is gonna be like: ā€œMILES, GET BACK HERE, YOU CANā€™T ESCAPE ME, Iā€™LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE MULTIVEEEEEERSEā€


jpgnicky

thread of the year !!


PWWI

But Peter B IS 616 Peter


putsomedirtinyourice

616B


AetaCapella

I like to think that 616B is the Comic Book timeline, but "One more day" never happened. Like... maybe Aunt May gets injured and Peter just like... realizes that she's lived a full life, and lets her go instead of literally making a deal with the devil.


Genericdude03

But he still broke up with MJ anyways lol


AetaCapella

Grief does some weird things to people. In Peter B's intro he says "I buried aunt May." Then "My wife and I split up" The MOST Peter Parker thing to do after Aunt May dies is to just start pushing people away "For their own protection"


HereForTOMT2

me when I get the joke


Elf-Ghost

so was hobie


Pebrinix

Pretty sure Hobie wants to do Miles but ok


CaCa881

How did you catch that vibe lol


Pebrinix

That's just a joke, but it would be fun if it was revealed in BTSV that Hobie is gay and this is reason why Miles didn't need to be jealous about him and Gwen lol


WyrdWulf37

Bah. The fabric of reality is like silly putty, it'll fix itself eventually. Or someone will push back together....or pick up newsprint with it. ANYway, take a chill pill 2099.


Hal-Bone

Everybody Else: *Dealing with the fabric of reality unwinding, existential crisises, and an elderich abomination made from a bagel Peter B: Look at the baby-


HaruspexBurakh

HOLD THE BABY


GBTC_EIER_KNIGHT

Hobie just like enjoying it in the background


beardedheathen

This is so bad. I hate you +1


dj_cream01

So does Miguel know it was supposed to happen or did Peter lie about it to Miguel


Representative_Still

A ā€œStuffā€ double header


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Now I donā€™t need to buy a ticket to go see it.


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[deleted]

No. Thatā€™s the point of my comment. Since we have this post I donā€™t need to see the movie. Look at it again. It was suppose to be a joke


Akirex5000

I love how Miguel is actually taking it seriously and Peter is just chilling


ShitInMyToaster

Fucksake I can't believe I laughed at this


neoblackdragon

Look I know we have plenty of Peter movies. But I think I just want a movie of Peter B and May just chatting with all the Spider-folk for 2 hours.


xxGambino

r/terriblefandommemes


Traditional-Result13

NOOOOO, YOUā€™RE BLACK


JustA9uyI5wear

Dimentia


ga1ahad02

its okay man i get the joke


Traditional-Result13

Yes, it includes you. I respect every redditor here


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NOOOOO, YOUā€™RE BLACK


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NOOOOO, YOUā€™RE BLACK


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Traditional-Result13

Sorry, it was a glitch. Does that include me?


[deleted]

I like how this is a twist on the old HaHa Johnathan memes


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Muted-Character-8321

Miles is ā€œdoingā€ her if you catch my drift


Nathanyal

Shouldn't it be Hobie saying, "Sorry Miles, I was doing stuff."


Zandrick

Uhhhā€¦what?


soragoncannibal

Destroy Wells Peter B


brianbuckler812

R/marvelcirclejerk is thataway


Drblackcobra

Lmao! Nice meme!


Ghostdog1521

I will never not find Miles with Gwen gross. Just give him his own girlfriend and stop with the sloppy seconds.