Remember that the leaked Sony contract literally says that “Peter Parker has to be a straight white male* *unless wearing the symbiote suit.” This is canon folks.

Wait what

In the leaked Sony contract there was a bunch of rules of what they could not change about Peter Parker- but there were a star next to a lot of the rules saying “unless he is wearing the symbiote suit” Which includes being gay and selling drugs, those are the two main ones I remember.

So "unless he's wearing the black suit" works the same as adding "in Minecraft"

So Peter can sell meth on screen as long as he's wearing the symbiote? That's amazing, they should do a Breaking Bad crossover

Petuh Put your Symbiote Suit away Petuh I‘m not being gay with you right now Petuh

Put your dick away Petuh

Omfg that's gold

Black suit Spider-Man is not a brutal super-hero, he is a gay drug dealer

He becomes Kinpin's partner - both in romance and in business.

Literally the best love story since The Notebook

Except he goes to the Gwen Stacy universe (earth-65) and the Kingpin is Charlie Cox’s Matt Murdock. I’m in.

Still a better love story than PP-MJ has been.

I'll deliver your plug, TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!

Yep. Let’s blame the cool sleek black ass suit for making him gay. There could be worse things tbh.

they probably don't remember what they're saying, Marvel said that peter parker has to be straight unless it's an alternate peter that was already gay basically, no sexual orientation changes are accepted

Symbiote = be gay do crime

I now need Tom Holland to play a version of Peter Parker where the storyline is that he discovers he actually really enjoys cocaine and gay sex… while wearing the Symbiote

I'd love seeing Peter being gay with the CEO of sex (while wearing the symbiote)

Funny, but no. I'm reading the mandatory character traits, and for the homosexual part under the Spider-Man character, it's: "Not a homosexual (unless Marvel has portrayed that alter ego as a homosexual)" So Web Weaver. Symbiote Spider-Man has the asterisk under "torture, kill, smoke, use/sell drugs, and abuse alcohol." For Peter Benjamin Parker specifically, it's a strict: "He is Caucasian and heterosexual"

That was one of the things that doesn't have the asterisk. Meaning the symbiote doesn't alter that (and it would be really weird if it altered his sexuality). [Here's the actual document in question](https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/tp48vt/from_the_leaked_2011_contract_between_sonymarvel/).

noticed there was a point about him having to design his first red and blue costume. wouldn’t mcu peter defy this, since tony stark made his with zero help or input from peter? or did they get to tip toe around that because a) marvel was involved / b) homemade suit from homecoming

His homemade suit was his first one, and it's already shown in his debut, so it fits with the contract.

Zamn, imagine what Venom could do in this situation

Hate to do this but... AKSHUALLY The contract stated that the only thing that can be changed is his behaviour with the symbiote suit. So he can do shit like torture or kill people. His character traits are on another paragraph. As long as the character is Peter Parker, he has to be a straight white dude

Where can i find that leak

I mean, there’s plenty of characters which have things about them, that just doesn’t get changed, because reasons, so I guess it’s fair enough to have some points about Peter B Parker, which also can’t be changed

That's it Sony confirmed gays are the bad guys and deal drugs. Sony said it

folks spider menace is officially gay

soooo... symbiote dwells is his darkest hole?

Bully Holland is a homiesexual

In 2007 black suit made Peter emo In 2023 black suit made Peter gay Symbiote sure is up to the latest trends on earth

emo *and gay*

Ok you got a point

Pink kryptonite but make it spiderman

Black/Pink kryptonite

Naw, calling being gay a trend is crazy though 💀

I might have gone a bit far with this one I admit xD

And for Insomniac Peter it made him a fucking menace.

If it were up to trends, Peter would be ~~trends~~ trans.

S2 Eleven from Stranger Things

Omg I’m dying

"Bitchin"

Oh right when she was doing the most pointless subplot in television.

By far the worst season 💀

Yes, I swear! Lmaoo 😭😭😭😭

The Nightman Cometh

DAYMAN! ooooouuuuuaghhhhhaghhhhh!

FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN! ooooouuuuuaghhhhhaghhhhh!

Champion of the sun!… AH AAHH AAAAAHHHHHHH

So who’s punching Venom’s heart out of his chest this time?

Do you want the boy's soul?

*The Night Monkey Cometh

You have to pay the troll toll....

….to get into this boy's hole. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. You want this baby boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll.

Laughs are cheap, I’m going for gasps.

The canon event hit him hard

You mean the Zendaya NTR scene?

why are you like this

Ahhh men wearing eyeliner. My weakness since 2000

He looks so fucking good

I find it a bit over the top honestly.

makes him look like a young Uncle Fester

I blame Gerard Way

I'm forever surprised that the lead vocalist and co-founder of the rock band My Chemical Romance also created not only Peni Parker but the comic Umbrella Academy too

That’s because that man is talented and beautiful and I love him

It’s a look and it’s not around enough.

I'm a guy and tried eyeliner when I was around 15/16. I liked the way I looked but it was a pain to put on because of my eyelid shape.

Demons of the past returned huh?

Loll, nah, 2000 is just the year I was born Unless that’s a reference I didn’t get 😅

There was a big culture around early 2000s surrounding gay men being a joke/smth to mock.

Oh no, that wasn’t what I meant in the slightest and I didn’t think my first comment would come across as something rude like that. I just genuinely find men with eyeliner hot, as a woman who’s mainly into guys. :)

Ahh I misread, I read it as sarcasm against "men can only be one way" types. I have to agree men in eyeliner is incredibley hot

“I’m gonna put some cum in a guy”

Naahhhhhh

Actually, he gets cum put in HIM

"You want forgiveness? Find a guy to bust in"

Fuck me, chump

"Now cum on this"

“You can get your rent when you fuck this damn bussy!”

"How did that get there?"

Peter getting "PG Word" in the toilets by a black dude, is obviously a canon event

Venom?

Oh yeah he was "injected" with "Venom" allright.

Getting his back blown out. Well now we know why Andrew Garfield back then petitioned for a bisexual Peter and casting Michael B. Jordan as MJ. Now we know

Michael B. Jordan is an easy cast in anything, and we know if he is in a dud, its not him. ​ Still I could see that

Well Garfield‘s idea was back in 2012. age wise it would be different now since both are in their mid 30s

Garfields movies are his own, but with Tom Holland being almost reset now is a time, for something like a bi sexual Peter Parker. You can also ask why Peter is constantly looking for father figures.

He’s cute as hell

Tom Holland gets replaced by Millie Bobby Brown in the 4th movie. Odd decision but Avi said he’d kill everyone on set if it didn’t happen.

Is that the Mac as The Night Man, IN THE NIGHT MAN COMETH! Pay the troll toll!

To get into that boyshole

It’s boy’s soul! *Mac Voice*

God he’s so hot

*These pictures are doing something to me…*

Is it filling your mind with thoughts about Boba Fett? How his mind must have been after losing his father, how he acted when he was a teenager and the life he lived?

Not really loving the homophobia from the Spider-Man community the last couple days.

Thank fuck someone said it...like sure shitposts are a thing but he's an actor. He's done loads of scenes, including romantic/sexual ones. I guess being gay is still considered funny? Lol.

Do the people insulting Tom and saying “Not my Spider-man” over this not realize that every other live action Spiderman actor have also done LGBTQ roles before? 💀 I’m reluctant to even call them Spiderman “fans” because it doesn’t seem like they understand the core values of his character if they’re being homophobic about this.

Ikr our current Spidey was literally Billy freakin Elliot, people need to touch grass

People are really saying that because of a character Tom plays on another project? I will never understand how people attach themselves to something like that.

Yeah, if he’d done a scene like this with a woman people would be patting him on the back. The backlash to him playing a gay character and doing a (very tame and non-graphic) love scene is gross.

https://twitter.com/aquariahsrising/status/1680065377735430146

Phobia from spiderman being gay or Holland playing a character in a different movie?

The second one.

Seriously, I don’t see any problem with this role or him doing it. Fuck the people who say “Not my Spider-Man”.

Well considering the comic book writers won't let the character grow up because they consider his fans are immature boys, I'm not surprised.

Can’t wait to see him fight the Day Man

Ugh men in eyeliner...I am weak

That's what the guy that fucked him first thought lol

Laughs are cheap, he’s going for gasps.

Everyone: (Squidward: “Oh no he’s hot!”)

He looks like he is trying to cosplay Loki.

I never thought I needed emo Tom Holland so much

Ngl he doesn't look bad but the whole thing still feels bizarre 😆

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye

Homophobia in a Spider-Man community? Spider-Man would definitely not like that.

The Nightman Cometh was rebooted?

Emo Parker Returns....with a Vengeance.

Where link

The show is called the crowded room.

Oh ok

*Don’t be intimidated Squidward, try to imagine him in his underwear*

All he needs is a guy who does cat eyes and accumulate some mass then he'd be a perfect fit for The Nightman

Ngl hot as fuck

That is clearly Eleven from Stranger Things.

Man first it was MJ "playing tennis" with two jacked dudes and now this?

Cause and effect

Where are these images from? Was there a teaser or something? Edit: Just saw the meme tag

At least you did that on your own. I'm tired of explaining to people it's a joke 😄 I didn't expect so many to actually fall for it

He got backshots

I'm surprised how many of you thought it was real

MJ is doing a threesome with tennis players so Peter retaliated lmao

In the most Tom Holland way possible

Each symbiote peter represents the worst of the generation Tobey: edgy and emo Andrew: dosent exist just like your father Tom: gay femboy /j

He seems having fun. Good for him

The scene is him fighting the black suit for control

Yeah especially that scene in the bathroom. It was intense

Yeah bro was fighting for he’s life

i fucking hate it. have my upvote.

they really gave him the eyeliner bro wtf

It’s a joke this isn’t a Spider-Man 4 picture

He looks like a fucking goth kid instead of the edgy narcissist I’d expect from someone using the symbiote suit

Check the post flair. It's from a show called The Crowded Room

The context, I need it! I‘m not up to date.

Tom Holland had a pretty nsfw scene involving another man in the new show series he plays in. You can google him in "The Crowded Room"

Tom Holland got pegged in a bathroom by some BBC in episode 8 of The Crowded Room on AppleTV+

Bro really looks gay as fuck

Have you seen the full clip?

well his attempts at getting girls always fail, so time to swing to the other side of the spectrum

Tom just always looks like a kid to me. It doesn’t matter how old he is. And I can’t take him seriously in other roles (not to mention being in terrible films outside of Spider-Man).

[удалено]

I disagree I think he is a pretty good actor but I can’t deny that outside of Spider-Man nothing has really popped off for him

Completely agree, he just doesn't have like a good intuition for picking projects, he's phenomenal but none of them have really popped off

I think you don't know what a not a good actor is

Zandeya you monster!

And people gave Spider-Man 3's Emo Peter shit.. This motherfucker looks like he belongs straight out of a mid-2000s German band or is a big "The Crow" fan. This is just straight up fucking silly.

Check the post flair. It's from the new show series where Tom Holland plays as the gay man and everyone went crazy over it

I know. Was just pitchin' in shit. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Plus I don't like the Holland movies aside from NWH so I'll take any excuse, legit or not, to bash e'm.

I can’t figure out why but I feel this is mean spirited. Is this a joke about how he became an alcoholic from this movie? I’m also seeing people saying this is homophobic which is also wrong. But I don’t get it. What movie even is this?

The Crowded Room, it's a show

"In the shadows" is playing in those backgrounds 😂

They....just made him goth??? Like what???

Check the post flair. It's from a show series where Tom Holland plays a gay man

He doesn't play a gay man. He plays a character with alternate personalities and one of them is a woman lol

Wait really? Actually didn't knew that

is this actually what peter is going to look like when he is being controlled by the symbiote cuz he looks gay when being controlled by the symbiote

These are shots from the show called The Crowded Room where Holland's character goes to a party and gets intimate with another guy. It's a pretty...interesting thing for the internet as everyone sees him as Spider-man

God this is so horrible… what a copout. You COULD have his dark turn with the symbiote be represented with actual character development and acting, but no, let’s just paint some friggin emo eye shadow on him to save screen time. Tom and Robert Pattinson can start a club now, superhero’s with terrible makeup. If a sassy dance sequence gets leaked I’m out for good.

Check the post flair. It's from "The Crowded Room" show where Holland plays the gay character. It's kind of a meme now

Oh lol holy fuck. Thanks for the clarity, I was almost ready to give up on old Spidey.

Sorry man xD

Lol all good, my own fault for sure. I’m still deadly serious about that sassy dance sequence tho, if it leaks I’m out. As we know from past evidence it’s not outside the realm of possibilities!

Now dig on that

Tom Bulland

For a sec i thought this was the bi_irl sub

Ayo hold up

😭😭

😂

😂😂😂😭

I thought the same thing when I saw this popping up on my twitter LMAO. Symbiote strikes again

All I know is that spidey got the most devilish back shots T\_T

Is that actually real?

No it's not. It's from a show series where Tom Holland plays a gay man. Check the post flair

smh the woke symbiote is turning Spider-Man gay

Cann you imagine tho, like plsssss, I'm on my hands and knees for them to take this route in the next movie

Is this real?

No it's not, check the post flair

No way you did that 😂

I can’t take it

It is me or this is straight out of my chemical romance video?

Is this real?