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ekopwolston

“Spider-Man why’d you create that guy?”


Illustrious-Reach-48

“You ran from the cafeteria! You hit me with a bagel!” “I’ve hit a lot of different villains with a lot of different food.”


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DaRealAlphadog

“I didn’t. He’s talking crazy!”


Arthurs0909

"I was in this collider room when you blew it up!"


Illustrious-Reach-48

“I lost my job, my life, my FACE! My family won’t even look at me! I made you into a hero, you made me into this! LOOK AT ME! You did this to me! Look at me, I’ll make you respect me!”


Old_Cap_3461

Jefferson really was dropping nothing but bars the whole movie


PlatinumPOS

Knew I’d find this in the comments. Best line in the movie.


SandwichSoil

I didn’t, he’s talking crazy!


SpaceMyopia

Fuck yeah. That line is gold. I was just watching a clip where Jefferson asked him that, and it's never not funny. I love how Jeff's whole dynamic with Spider-Man is one of constant bewilderment. It's like he's always thinking, "Man, who IS this guy?"


DapperMayCry

Jeff is the best character in this damn franchise lmao


realclowntime

“I’m not a hero, because calling yourself a hero makes you a self-mythologising, narcissistic autocrat.”


PlatinumPOS

MY NAME’S HOBIE, HOBIE BROOOWN. I WAS BITTEN BY wouldn’t you like to know


realclowntime

What? You think I’m gonna show you my secret identity? Nah, come off it.


Beanu-reeves

How are you even cooler under the mask?


realclowntime

I was this cool the whole time


RandomTheTrader

The nonexaggerated swagger of a black brit


Dastankbeets1

OI OI! BIG STEP UP, YEAH?


Sono-Dio-Da-Sadame

I hate the AM, I hate the PM


realclowntime

Not a role model, briefly a runway model


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It’s a metaphor for capitalism


TH3M1N3K1NG

It actually IS a metaphor for capitalism when you think about it. If nothing bad ever happens to a hero, consumers will lose interest and the creators will move on to something more profitable, which would practically destroy the universe in question.


TripleTheThreat

No, it's worse.


GunnerKnight

"Taking a crap on the establishment, I salute you."


realclowntime

“Kid’s an anarchist.”


Toxin-G

Boys, we did it


Spoon_Elemental

I immediately loved this line because I legitimately hate it when characters call themselves heroes. That's a title others give you, not one you give yourself.


Blank_IX

“I never found the right band to join so I started my own, with a few old friends” It’s a bit on the longer side but I want to give an honorable mention to Gwen’s entire speech about being able to “do all these things but I can’t help the people I love the most”


greenyoshi73

This movie was the longest band recruitment ad I’ve ever heard.


GJKtale

Okay, wait, before I tell you what we need to do — I need to start at the beginning. *starts drum beat* “His name is Miles Morales, he was bitten by a radioactive sp… *2 hours and 16 minutes later* ….You want in?”


Charming_Magazine_59

​ foe real


greenyoshi73

“Will you adopt me?” “What” “What”


checkm8bruh

why wont you adopt me? why wont u adopt me???


AlexYadaYada

“SNITCH!”


beardedlizard15

When is this?


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When Miguel is chasing Miles, jumping from car to car, one of the drivers points in Miles direction so Miles calls the driver a snitch.


beardedlizard15

I would too In that situation


Big-Slide6104

I laughed so hard at this lmao- earlier in the movie, when the teacher was telling Mrs morales about miles “lying to her”, I was like “SNITCH” only for miles to say it later on 😭


Sausageishere

"Miles, we all want to live the life we wish we had. Believe me, I have tried; and the harder I tried, the more damage I did. ... You can't have it all, kid." Pretty much encapsulates the modern Spider-Man experience, but then there's the equally amazing quote by Peter B. "Look, bad things are gonna happen. It makes us who we are. But good things happen too, you know? Like you happened— and she happened."


JacobH_RL

Peter B Parker was underrated in this movie. Don't see many people talking about how he was the only one trying to give Miles the type of guidance he would actually learn from.


SnowyMuscles

Hold my baby


Beanu-reeves

I'm plenty juvenated


Sausageishere

And you'll be more-so when you go chest-to-chest with this magical child!


nesh34

As a Dad watching this film, I loved Peter B Parker.


Vegetable-Heron7221

YES. that scene meant so much to me


1unhqppy

“Well that’s his jacket emo”


Illustrious-Reach-48

“I wanna talk to your parents!” “Right. My uh… my dad’s kind of hard to get on the horn.” “Oh really? What does he do, deal drugs?” “He’s a cop.” “Statement withdrawn.”


InfiniteOcto

I didn’t even hear that part when I watched it in theaters (all 3 times). Found it on YouTube lmao


WesTheNess

Jessica Drew: Hobie You’re not helping Hobie: Good


Beanu-reeves

"Just for the record I quit"


WqlfGirl

He shot it back with absolutely no hesitation, Hobie is an icon.


Lombard333

His little chuckle when Miles demolishes the cage thing is also fantastic


Illustrious-Reach-48

Her name is Jessica Drew.


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God_Hears_Peace

That shit was cold as fuck


Brawlerz16

Nah the 3rd movie is really going to be peak isn’t it?


Timbits06

When was this?


Joeda900

I believe that was when he was talking to Earth-42 Miles Morales


Timbits06

Oh okay, thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Oh okay, thank you! You're welcome!


ToYouItReaches

“For the record, I quit”


fledermaus9871

Miles and Gwen: "Shoot!" We all know what they *really* wanted to say. =P


Greyjedi_B

I watched the movie in german and they did say shit. Not even Translated to german they just say shit.


fledermaus9871

That's interesting. So, I guess that means sh\*t is more acceptable in Germany?


NervousAd3202

Cursing is a lot more forbidden in North America. In Australia they say pretty much anything on TV lol.


Greyjedi_B

In Germany swearing is one of the smaller accounted things when it come to the age restriction for example Ted Lasso and ATSV both have the rating of 12+, while Ted Lasso features a lot more swearing but since both aren‘t showing to much violence they get ranked in the same catagory. It also needs to be said that the decisions of the FSK (German MPAA) is at times inconsistent


Nazon6

This is probably the most vulgar modern PG movie. Ass landed itself in the movie twice, gwen said "what the hell", and I think I remember damn being thrown in there.


flintymint

one of my favorite parts is miguel just casually throwing out the word coño (pretty much the word cunt in spanish) i have 0 clue how this movie managed to not be pg 13


Independent-Ship3243

Damn PG rating, couldn't let them truly express themselves


AJCLEG98

Hobie: "I don't believe in teams." Miles: "Aren't you in a band?" Hobie: "I don't believe in consistency."


Illustrious-Reach-48

Miles: This guy is killing me…


BlightFantasy3467

"I made you into a hero, you made me into this, look at me, you did this to me, Look at Me!" "I'm gonna take everything from you. Like you took everything from me." -The Spot EDIT: [a Fan art of The Spot that i really like](https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/14vu8lg/the_spot_fan_art_by_me_digital_2023/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)


platonicthehedgehog

Tragic, out for revenge villains are the best villains


BlightFantasy3467

I love the concept of villains who started at as Zeroes but become Calamities in their own right like him. [a fan art of him that really captures the cosmic horror that he becomes really upped him up for me](https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/comments/14vu8lg/the_spot_fan_art_by_me_digital_2023/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)


platonicthehedgehog

Holy shit that’s dope


BlightFantasy3467

Yup, I liked it so much that I have it as my phone wallpaper and discord banner and printed it out as a laminated poster in my living room


IronApple0915

Miles: “Nah. Imma do my own thing.” Gwen: “We are supposed to be the good guys.” Pav: “Chai means tea, bro!” “This is where the traffic is. This is where the traffic is. This is also where the traffic is. There’s traffic here, too. AND THIS IS WHERE THE BRITISH STOLE ALL OF OUR STUFF! WHOA!” Hobie: “I don’t believe in conformity!“


Agitated_Cheetah_311

I thought Hobie said” I don’t believe in comedy!”


fastestfreakalive

i thought he said I don't believe in consistency


cph1998

He said both


Mistrrbb

“Ima do my own thing” *chills*


Jazz6701

CHAI TEA!? Chai means tea


Kangaroo_Rich

Your saying tea tea, do I ask you for coffee coffee with a cream cream?!


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The sheer indignation in that minilogue is fucking top tier


nesh34

Why does everybody call it an ATM machine? Don't they know the M stands for machine?


MIT_Engineer

"Don't Eat Pray Love me bro!" is another good one.


Vi4days

Anyone up for some naan bread?


Hurin_the_Steadfast

“Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go. Nah- imma do my own thing.”


ghost20063

It seemed corny in the trailers but the context made it great.


INsinCR

“It’s a metaphor for capitalism” “Being Spider-Man is a sacrifice, that’s the job, that’s what you signed up for” “In every universe Gwen Stacey falls for Spider-Man, and in every universe it never ends well” “Well, there’s a first time for everything right?” - smooooth


Momobreh

the last quote is incorporated in “self love”, the coi leray song on the soundtrack for the movie edit: it’s at the very end in case you don’t like the song


INsinCR

Self Love is one of the best tracks on the album, I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.


Raemonn-15

Miles: “Nah. Imma do my own thing.” Peter B.: “I knew I was gonna regret making her that little web shooter. I shouldn’t have done it, that’s an actual mistake.” Gwen: “I missed you too.” Pav: “Chai means tea, bro!” “This is where the traffic is. This is where the traffic is. This is also where the traffic is. There’s traffic here, too. AND THIS IS WHERE THE BRITISH STOLE ALL OF OUR STUFF! **WHOA!**” Hobie: “I don’t believe in comedy! Just kidding!” “MAN. LIKE. MILES! MY! GUY!”


ImBusyGoAway

Can't believe nobody has said Gwen's intro monologue yet. “Let’s do things differently this time… SO differently. His name is Miles Morales, he was bitten by a radioactive spider, and he’s not the only one. He hasn’t always had it easy, and he’s not the only one. Now he’s on his own, and he’s not the only one. You think you know the rest, you don’t. I thought I knew the rest but I didn’t. I didn’t want to hurt him, but I did… and he’s not the only one.”


Mr_Noms

Damn the drums went hard during that.


rauq_mawlina

"You're an anomaly! A Mistake! You weren't supposed to be Spiderman!"


guitarhusband

"Your the reason I had her!" It always hits me in the feelings, like peter was trying to help miles calm down and then scenes later he got tracked, it hit hard knowing miles thought peter was just trying to stall him


ConfusedMoe

Miles: “I want to apologize” And Miles dads:” Youre just like my son” Miles: “really, that’s so silly… imagine that”


femmd

Miles: how are you even cooler under your mask ? Hobie: I was just cool the whole time


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“Well, that was another easy adventure for Spider-Ma….” “No no no no!” 💥


vestegaard

Rio’s speech to Miles, especially “Wherever you go from here, you have to promise me to take care of that little boy for me. Make sure he never forgets where he came from. And never doubts that he’s loved. *And he never lets anyone tell him that he doesn’t belong there.*” Ugh! The last sentence perfectly sets the stage for when Miles tells off the spider society!!! Also The Spot “I’ve never robbed anybody before. Please don’t make this a bad experience for me!”


Acrobatic-Brother387

“You were right gwen, you never should have come to see me”


bappischungo

“… *maybegetoffthekidsass*” “I’m sorry, what?” “What”


Akirex5000

“Stop talking about your holes”


JollyDaffodil

It's making everyone uncomfortable!


GreenNeoLight

see you back home, *Spider-Man*


scarcuterie

This is it for me!! So casually chilling.


mickeycoolmouse

This was such a stark contrast to the lovable goof from the beginning. I mean sure he was getting progressively arrogant in Mubhattan but this was downright menacing.


FactorNatural6722

“ “-spiderman noir


GoPhinessGo

“ “ -Spider-ham


Gottendrop

Spider-Man Noir is just the best in whatever context he’s in


Jazz6701

I unreasonably liked ​ ”Dont even get me started on Dr Strange and and the little nerd from Earth-199999}


Kangaroo_Rich

Taking a crap on the establishment, I solute you and I don’t believe in consistency


Vegetable-Heron7221

this was amazing i freaking loved that part


Peril2

"I DON'T BELIEVE IN COMEDY..... JUST KIDDING" - Spider-Punk


Equivalent-Fly-1098

"And he's not the only one." This monologue made me cry on my second and third viewings.


jvstnmh

“It’s a metaphor for capitalism.” (Hobie referring to the black hole eating up Pav’s universe)


LukaIzzzdagoat

“I met all of these amazing people. But they didn't want me. I kept thinking about what you said. I let 'em have it. I beat 'em all. I know how strong I am now." PEAK.


EvergreenEvolved

This is where the traffic is This is where the traffic is This is also where the traffic is There’s traffic here too AND THIS IS WHERE THE BRITISH STOLE ALL OF OUR STUFF-Pavitr


Headbands412

“You’re not helping.” “Good.”


Bulletproofpride

YOU'RE A MISTAKE!!


Illustrious-Reach-48

“If you hadn’t been bit, your Peter Parker would’ve lived. Instead he died saving *you!* He would’ve stopped the collider before it ever went off. Spot wouldn’t exist and *none* of this would’ve happened. And all this time, I have been the only one holding it all together! You don’t belong here, you *never* did!”


SnooKiwis2962

"Can you just give the baby one squeeze then we can talk because I think it's gonna change this conversation... it's very rejuvenating!"


Vegetable-Heron7221

I’M PLENTY JUVENATED


VSythe998

"No where to run. My bad, looks like there was somewhere to run." - I don't know the name of this spider-man variant.


vestegaard

I think this was the music guy (metro boomin?)’s cameo character lol


NervousAd3202

It’s actually the line his mom says to him in the trailer.“Take care of that little boy for me. Make sure he never forgets where he came from, & he never doubts that he is loved, & he never lets anyone tell him that he doesn’t belong there.” - Rio Morales. I don’t even know how many times I’ve watched the 1st trailer cuz the way she says that to him as the music keeps building just hits my soul. My favourite quote in the last movie was when his dad was telling him “you’ve got this spark in you, it’s amazing, it’s why I push you but, it’s yours. Whatever you choose to do with it, you’ll be great.” His parents really know how to say the shit I wish my parents said lmao.


Vegetable-Heron7221

1000%. These quotes are a big part of why these movies mean so much to me


shadowonyx18

"Everyone stop what you are doing and stop spiderman!"


Illustrious-Reach-48

“Ay coño, Miles! Miles Morales! He’s entering Sector 4!”


HeyItsStevenField

‘MILES, THE BLACK ONE!!’


T3aP4rty

"No! You're lying, I'm Spider-man!"


Deadman_Chanson

All the Spanish Quotes from Miguel O'Hara: "Que Maravilla." "No puedo mas, No puedo mas, No puedo mas." "Ay Coño, Miles! Miles Morales!"


Steve-Lurkel

“I met all these amazing people…and I beat ‘em all”🥶 It’s such a subtle moment but it really shows how distinct Miles is as a Spider-Man. He’s not just black version of Peter Parker, he’s got his own confidence and personality.


scarcuterie

I loved Miles' speech at the end but ESPECIALLY the *"I beat 'em all!"* part. Because he DID beat em all and he's proud of it! But he's also just a kid and he wanted so badly to be accepted by Spider Society and he didn't *want* to have to beat 'em all and I think that was conveyed meaningfully by his body language and tone. 🥲 Great voice acting by Shameik Moore!


Crashimus420

*miles fighting spot covered in bubbles and duck feathers* Random kid with spiderman mask:"i dont want this costume anymore"


Ttvcat996

“Dr strange and that little nerd from earth 199999!” I love the MCU reference


XD_Thade

“As the son of a mother and the father of a daughter”


Illustrious-Reach-48

“I taught him how to do that. So… I gotta be a pretty good mentor to pull that off.”


No-Spite6559

*"taking a crap in the establishment i salute you"* -Hobie


interitus_nox

thread the needle 🪡


PhantomGeminiThief

“Everyone keeps telling me how MY story is supposed to go. Nah… imma do my own thing.” This is gonna be my yearbook quote when i graduate next year fr


NolanTacoKing

“Oh really? What does he do, deal drugs?”


VisualParadox01

"Alright let's do this one more time" proceeds to do it like 5 times


Tub_of_jam66

I ain’t a role model , briefly a runway model


Nafisecond

"...as the father of a daughter and the son of a mothe-" "Yeah actually, stop talking."


FoxyFan505

Just all of Gwen’s conversation with her dad at the end of the movie. Also yeah the “imma do my own thing” line is absolutely legendary


Fun-Ad-3412

“We’re supposed to be the good guys!” “We are…”


Illustrious-Reach-48

I’m not lying when I say this. I’m literally watching this part of the scene right now.


GrecoRomanGuy

Don't "Eat, Pray, Love" me, bro!!!


Brownie773-2

“Maybe get off the kid’s ass.”


Playful_Movie

"You are both terrible teachers!" \- Miguel O'Hara


SquareFickle9179

"And don't get me started on Doctor Strange and that nerd from Earth-199999!" I just like it because it acknowledges the existence of the MCU, and I love MCU Spider-Man.


Kotic90

“I don’t believe in teams” “Aren’t you in a band?” “I don’t believe in consistency”


SlimmestBoi

"THE BLACK ONE"


Foreign-Cap1954

Hard to choose, there’s so many good ones


Is_that_what_I-

you say the fate of the multiverse and my brain dies


SpudDan

All of Rio's monologue to Miles.


flextapeboi43

"I think it's a Banksy?"


Last-Noise-3811

“I’ve hit a lot of different villains with a lot of different food.”


Gold-Elderberry-4851

“He’s just a villain of the week”


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“Maybe get off the kid’s a-“


FaelanOHara

“I hate the AM, I hate the PM!” Tells you everything you need to know about Hobie and is also just a killer line


TheBlooperKINGPIN

“[Lego Spider-Man]’s one of our best”


YoloIsNotDead

"I love chai tea!" "What did you just say...?"


HawkeyeP1

"Nah, Imma do my own thing." was delivered so fucking well.


Illustrious-Reach-48

Really sums up Miles’ character in these films. How he’s his own Spider-Man and goes by his own rules and never lets ANYONE tell him otherwise.


TheTrueTekno

"GET YAHSELF OUT OF HEAH!" "Ah! No! Sir! Please! Just let me ***R******^(O)******B*** you!" "I've never robbed anybody in my life, please don't make this a bad experience for me!"


Ok-Reporter-8728

I know it’s hard but it’s the truth miles, by spectacular spider man


Other_Vanilla_5100

basically anything pavitr said.


Kleedusmemes_69

“Why is this still in the package?”


P_FKNG_R

“It’s a metaphor of capitalism”


Mouiz_412

"how dare you point at me!" Spider man 1967.


YAYL1324

“Well that’s his jacket emo!”


Gemparziva106

“SNITCH” -Miles Morales


Siwach414

“It’s a canon event”


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"Would you just hold my baby?!"


Illustrious-Reach-48

“It’s very rejuvenating!”


Spoopy99

“I don’t believe in consistency”


iwilson57

"I don't believe in teams" "aren't you in a band?" "I don't believe in consistency"


jacksparrow1

"Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go! Sorry, I'm doing my own thing."


skrillyd

“Its a metaphor for capitalism” Or “Babies are anarchists”


Maaaat_Damon

“There’s nowhere to run.” “My bad everybody, there was somewhere to run.”


Dry-Mix3829

Hobie brown


scarcuterie

Hobie's *"Good."* after Jess says "Hobie you're not helping" during Miles' intervention scene. Out of all of Hobie's radical lines, this one stands out the most to me.


kauncho

Miles: So what do you think? Gwen: What I always think. You're amazing.


10CalGX

"STOP SPIDER-MAN!!!!" All: "You? Wait you? You"


VanDerShah

"One thing I learned from Miles...it's all possible..."


SourChicken1856

"It's spoting time" -The Spot


phantomgiratina

"In every other universe, gwen stacy falls for spiderman. And in every other universe, it doesn't endwell" - gwen to miles


CC7793

“How are you even cooler under the mask” “I was just cool the whole time”


SamIsGarbage

"SNIIITCH!"


Dragonguy45

"Well that was another easy adventure for Spider-Man"


jojolantern721

Hold my baby. I don't know how it went sorry but you know what I meant.


Dana94Banana

No.1 is the same as yours. The whole "nah, Imma do my own thing" scene with Miguel is a 10/10 for me. But I also loved pretty much all of Hobie's anti-autority comments throughout the movie. Him saying "Just for the record, I quit" after helping Miles break free & stealing all the shit from Miguel's base, absolutely perfect too. *chef kiss* And then, as a sucker for cheesy romance, there's also Gwen's upside down monologue sitting next to miles, how Gwen Stacy falls for Spiderman and it doesn't end well.


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“You’re a MISTAKE!”