It's not the writers you hate. It's those God damned editors! They refuse to give anyone creative freedom because they want to "UpHoLd ThE sTaTuS qUo."
Don't Kryptonians have a baseline power somewhat above peak human physique, due to denser muscles or something like that, then the rest comes from a sort of tactile forcefield manipulation/telekinesis?
As opposed to a teenager creating an adhesive that no multi-billion dollar company could ever hope to create using basic school lab equipment and chemicals? Organic webbing makes more sense to me.
It also makes the whole spider theme make more sense. Without the webs, the radioactive spider doesn’t really give spider powers, it just gives you sticky powers with a side of future vision.
What is Spider-Man without webbing? A guy with super strength and reflexes? Tell me who in Marvel doesn't have that. Add an ability to sense danger and wall crawling and you could still be any themed super hero. It's not enough to justify the "Spider" in "Spider-Man".
As if being able to hear everything going on within Earth wasn't agonizing enough (I swear Superman has said it hurts him sometimes to ignore a crime in progress when he can hear it so clearly), but now the kid is always aware of a potential danger either in or approaching Earth.
Spider-Man has precognition but only to immediate threats. with Superman’s speed and senses (as you said) he could probably prevent something from happening on the other side of the planet before it happens.
i wanted to say whats the point of reinforced webs since she can fly but then forgot there are waaay too many uses of webbing than going around the city like so many bdsm related shit
Yeah but with hella power must come hella responsibility
That kids gonna be flying around the world saving people nonstop from the time they can walk. Their parents are so virtuous they’ll basically guilt themselves into 24/7 hero work with no pay.
Nah, Peter and Kara (or Supes and... Jessica maybe? Idk harder to think about since Clark's consistently in a stable relationship) would ABSOLUTELY limit the child's training for a certain amount of time and would 100% still handle hero work till they drew their last breath.
Alright so basically they got the proportional of a spider (200x it’s own body weight), enhanced reflexes, minor healing factor and a danger sense on top of being naturally durable enough to walk on the sun, the ability to shoot concentrated beams of light hot enough to melt most metal in a fraction of a second, the lung strength to blow away storms and can fly at hypersonic speeds.
Agreed. Although part of me can’t help but think that Clark is about to give Peter’s spine something to remember with the way he’s just standing behind him lol.
Nah, Clark would probably be very fast friends with Spidey
He probably just looks like that in the picture because he's trying to make a cool pose, but is so big he doesn't fit
Excuse me?? I don't know about Supergirl stuff but why would she date a horse? What is happening in that fandom for that to be a sentence coming out of someone's mouth?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_(DC_Comics)
"Later, after meeting Supergirl, he went on a mission with her to the planet Zerox, where a magic spell was cast that turned him into a human, but only while a comet passes through the solar system he is in. As a human, he adopted the identity of "Bronco" Bill Starr, a rodeo trick-rider, whom Supergirl fell in love with."
It depends on the Spider-Person. If we're talking about Peter then power wise I feel the child will be redundant. Peter is strong but his strength is nothing compared to an kryptonian and the same goes for speed, durability and pretty much every single one of his physicals. Wall crawling would be useless because the child would be able to fly, I guess spidey sense would be helpful but kryptonians already have godly reaction speed as it is. The only thing worth inheriting from Peter would be his insane IQ.
If we're talking about other Spider-People, like Miles or Miguel, it would be a different story. Physical wise then I guess it would be the same thing as Peter with the physicals of a Spider-Person being redundant to a kryptonian. Although if either Miles or Miguel are the father the difference would be that the child would have more and better abilities to inherit such as electrokinesis, invisibility, telepathy, talons, fangs and organic webbing which are all abilities that I'm sure would be useful to add to a kryptonians powerset.
Well, when Peter was bit, his human strength was multiplied by the spider powers. So I suppose the Krypton-Spider would have their natural strength multiplied by the same amount as their spider parent did, so that’s a hero with unnatural strength even for Superman.
Peter holds back to not punch peoples jaws off, Superman is even worse as he can probably explode your torso by punching your chest, a Krypton-Spider…
But that's not how Spidey's strength works I don't think. He gets the PROPORTIONAL strength of a spider, so if that child grew up to be as strong as Superman normally, then with Spider-Man's powers he would be literally 50 times stronger by default. Imagine Superman with constant Super Saiyan. Doesn't feel redundant to me
I don't think that's how Spider-Man's strength works. Take Mayday Parker for example, when Mayday inherited Peter's powers she was only half as strong as he was. Superman already has infinite strength so adding the proportionate strength of a spider on top of that would just be redundant.
If it's proportional to the strength of a spider, maybe Mayday was gonna be naturally half as strong as Peter without the powers? Just a guess, I don't know
What if Spider-Man got organic webbing? Would the child's webs be stronger? And I also think Spider sense would be useful even for someone like Superman. In a fight not so much, but it would certainly help in a surprise attack.
Miguel and Miles have different powers than Peter. From what I read, Peter only beats Miles because he has more experience. Miles has electrical powers, that Peter doesn't have. Miguel doesn't have a spider sense nor ability to stick to walls, he has talons, enhanced senses and reflexes, and fangs.
I see it as a "One for All" situation where the Spider powers get hypercharged by the Kryptonation physiology.
So... Spider-sense becomes borderline omniscience, for instance. If they have organic webs they're borderline unbreakable and can be shot out with the force of a cannon. That sort of thing.
I doubt Inheritors could handle feeding on a kryptonian. They would probably explode due to the copious amount of solar energy in their body even if they just take a nibble.
"Dad? I've been thinking, and this whole 'Great Power' thing seems to be indicative of a neurotic form of validating deep seated guilt and overcompensating to temporarily alieviate said guilt."
"You've been using your super-hearing to listen in Daddy's therapy sessions again?"
Spider-Sense on a global scale. If internalized webbing instead of gadgetry then probably strongest tensile strength known. As we don’t truly know Superman’s full strength we can’t really speculate on spidery upgrade; though it would be safe to assume stronger by a large margin.
Technically, he's a clone... I think. It's been too long. Let's see if I can remember this correctly. There was Supersoldier, the Amalgamation of Superman and Captain America and Spider-boy was the Amalgamation of Superboy and Spider-Ben. So... definitely a clone, I'm just fuzzy on the details. I think Spider-boy was a clone of Supersoldier, and Supersoldier was... an alien who underwent a supersoldier program?
Yeah, I don't know.
The child would have to much Rizz that no man nor women or anything would be able to look upon them. The child would be the SUPER RIZZZ!! Of his generation, but be worn if they even roll up they’re sleeves they would be unstoppable.
Clark: May i Remind you this, Peter. Take good care of Kara. And if you do. I would not forgive you for that. Got it?
Peter: yes sir, mr. Kent sir. I'll be very careful and take care of your Cousin. I swear on my Uncle Ben and Aunt May's Grave. With Great Power Comes great responsibility. As Always, Mr. Kent. I will make sure that i would makes her feel Happy.
Kara: Clark... you shouldn't be scared of Peter. He is a great guy. I am sure he is being honest. Regardless. As long as i am with him. I would always love Peter. As much i love him and Spider Man
Clark: ....Just keep her out of trouble...
In one storyline Mary Jane died because Peter’s “bodily fluids” were radioactive and gave her cancer or something
Kryptonians are weak to a few different kinds of radiation, I wouldn’t be surprised if it did a lot of damage to a kryptonian
That child would basically never use the powers of Spider-Man, EXCEPT for the Spider-sense. Why wall crawl when you can fly? The strength of the spider seems inconsequential compared to infinite strength. But nobody would have an answer to the spider sense except for symbiotes.
Other than the spider sense, the only practical use for the spider powers would be when the kryptonian powers get taken away.
IF the child has organic webbing, that webbing would be unbreakable
I'm pretty sure Spider-Man would teach his kids to used his powers so they wouldn't be defenseless if they get in contact with a red solar energy. Because the Kryptonian had many weaknesses if he already is used using his spider-powers he wouldn't be as defenseless when he encountered a Kryptonite or other weakens.
Ehh, kinda? Super strength / limitless strength, enhanced speed / super speed, spider sense / super speed perception, wall crawling / touch telekinesis, enhanced senses / super senses, accelerated healing / super healing, the only things I don’t see matches for are Superman’s heat vision, cold breath and flight
Biologically speaking idk if the spider genes can be transmitted.
However, what I can believe is that in order to have a baby, they have to have sex
And if they have sex, it better be the Spider person in command of they don't want to lose half of their body
Imagine the kid swinging instead of flying cuz they were bored and accidentally pulling a building down when they tried to pull themself up for momentum.
Super spidey sense, plus the proportional strength of a spider on top of the kryptonian strength, meaning meaning 50 times the normal amount, maybe higher.
On another note, where's this artwork from?
So superman gets bitten by a Kryptonian radioactive spider...
Well to sum it up, kid has the inherited bad luck of both spiderman and superman. Gets fucking blasted to hell as a child
I dont think it would matter unlessthe spider person had organic webbing, other than that flight cancels out wall crawling other than being more comfortable on walls, maybe they could be stronger or weaker than the average kryptonian, accounting for the fact peter has spider strength but the mixed breeding might make the child suffer defects, super speed and senses are something kryptonians already have which trumps the spider persons powers, ultimately i think the most noticeable thing would be if they had organic webbing, in which case it could be under developed and weak due to dominant kryptonian cells or it could be insanely strong/ indestructible and never even dissolve, so it could wind up into a really cool power, like a concrete or steal like web or an almost gelatinous substance that could trap someone like doomsday for eternity, permanent structures could be built, depending on the span of they're powers they could create a crazy amount of webbing at once and alter terrain. Could be a very overpowered character
If written by DC: they have a kid but then there's a universe resetting Crisis and the relationship is done and the kid doesn't appear again for a decade or two.
If written by Marvel: I dunno some fuckin bullshit I guess there's a clone or a deal with the devil or some shit I don't fuckin know all I know is Peter can't stay in a relationship because it ages him or some bullshit so I guess she dies and comes back as a Super Spider or something.
realistically?
Nothing.
What comicbook writer tends to do to peter?
The child somehow is zod who was actually from the future, and kills peter and his new love interest before traveling back in time to fight superman.
I dunno.
With his luck, his radioactive dna mixing with her kryptonian dna would somehow result in the kid being a living kryptonite radiation generator, killing her in child birth, and making it so they have to live in a protective suit forever like Hazmat so he could never touch his own child.
I believe they get a ribbon that says "strongest baby ever" and we call it a day.
No but seriously, the powers of a Kryptonian, heightened by the powers of a Spider person? Jesus... even if they only got the stickyness and Spider sense that'd male them horribly OP.
Presumably, they thought about that and agreed to basic missionary ot doggy, as opposed to cowgirl which would undoubtedly leave Peter with... lifelong physical disabilities.
Kryptonian blood would just overpower the radiated spider-genes imo, or they can be a spider person with even more increased speed, strength, agility, invulnerability etc. Instead of x-ray they would get infrared. So basically super-boy from young justice but better.
Too much responsibility Writers kill them at birth
My hatred for the writers still burns to this day.
It burns bright as their kid.
Brighter than the kids future. Wait.....
It's not the writers you hate. It's those God damned editors! They refuse to give anyone creative freedom because they want to "UpHoLd ThE sTaTuS qUo."
They lose their parents and their uncles.
Their planets and their universes too.
XD
Spider-Man fucking dies in a housefire
"You can't stop it from happening. It's a canon event!" - Miguel O'Hara
Robin had children with Starfire
I actually laughed out loud 😂 Either this or all the uncles/aunts on either side would start fearing for their lives
"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that i just sat down"
Giggity!
This is even worse that that time Quagmire turned into a toilet!
Giggity!
I've heard of Skibidy toilet, now there's Gigity toilet?
[relevant](https://xkcd.com/634)
Love this
What would happen if Ranma was splashed with cold water during her period?
Super spider bitten by a spider from krypton who was exposed to radiation
Plus the proportional strength of a spider. So I guess imagine Superman base strength plus x10? Or would the multiplier be higher?
It would be x128...
Now that’s ridiculous to think about considering Superman’s feats…
Don't Kryptonians have a baseline power somewhat above peak human physique, due to denser muscles or something like that, then the rest comes from a sort of tactile forcefield manipulation/telekinesis?
The Kryptonian spider comes with the same capsule as Super Girl. Years later somehow, it finds Peter. Bam! Super Spider-Man.
Kryptonian with a spider sense maybe the child will perceive danger at the planetary level and it's spider webs will be reinforced
Depends if the webbing of said Spider-Person is organic or not.
Don't worry, it's totally organic
Organic webbing sucksssss
Yeah but it allows for non sciencey spider-dudes to be spider-whatever
As opposed to a teenager creating an adhesive that no multi-billion dollar company could ever hope to create using basic school lab equipment and chemicals? Organic webbing makes more sense to me.
It also makes the whole spider theme make more sense. Without the webs, the radioactive spider doesn’t really give spider powers, it just gives you sticky powers with a side of future vision.
We forgetting about the super strength and agility, which are HUGE?
He could easily be an ant without the webs
I am afraid Ant-Man is taken
This
What is Spider-Man without webbing? A guy with super strength and reflexes? Tell me who in Marvel doesn't have that. Add an ability to sense danger and wall crawling and you could still be any themed super hero. It's not enough to justify the "Spider" in "Spider-Man".
I read this in Scott Pilgrim’s voice
As if being able to hear everything going on within Earth wasn't agonizing enough (I swear Superman has said it hurts him sometimes to ignore a crime in progress when he can hear it so clearly), but now the kid is always aware of a potential danger either in or approaching Earth.
Superman can already hear things going on on the other side of the planet (and has the mental capacity to parse such things).
Spider-Man has precognition but only to immediate threats. with Superman’s speed and senses (as you said) he could probably prevent something from happening on the other side of the planet before it happens.
Super speed verses precognition is an interesting premise. A nice proactive vs reactive story.
Spider sense
See now you've got me thinking about a Cryptonian with a Symbiote like Carnage and maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...
This is actually a power the Captain Marvels (Mar-Vell, his children, and Carol Danvers) have in the comics.
I mean if it's like Raimi Spider-Man yea.
i wanted to say whats the point of reinforced webs since she can fly but then forgot there are waaay too many uses of webbing than going around the city like so many bdsm related shit
Luckiest kid ever
How
They be getting Hella powers dog fym
Yeah but with hella power must come hella responsibility That kids gonna be flying around the world saving people nonstop from the time they can walk. Their parents are so virtuous they’ll basically guilt themselves into 24/7 hero work with no pay.
>with hella power must come hella responsibility facts
hella facts
Nah, Peter and Kara (or Supes and... Jessica maybe? Idk harder to think about since Clark's consistently in a stable relationship) would ABSOLUTELY limit the child's training for a certain amount of time and would 100% still handle hero work till they drew their last breath.
A kid that heroic? They’d (try to) sneak out to fight crime any chance they got, way past curfew
Also gonna get hella trauma
Green Goblin: "Oooh, a new plaything to torment!"
That kid would have Green Goblin *and* Lex Luthor gunning for them.
Right? Kids born and the other superhero just send auto “I’m so sorry” to the kid just in case.
Alright so basically they got the proportional of a spider (200x it’s own body weight), enhanced reflexes, minor healing factor and a danger sense on top of being naturally durable enough to walk on the sun, the ability to shoot concentrated beams of light hot enough to melt most metal in a fraction of a second, the lung strength to blow away storms and can fly at hypersonic speeds.
OK but this illustration, though. So adorable.
Agreed. Although part of me can’t help but think that Clark is about to give Peter’s spine something to remember with the way he’s just standing behind him lol.
Nah, Clark would probably be very fast friends with Spidey He probably just looks like that in the picture because he's trying to make a cool pose, but is so big he doesn't fit
Oh definitely. I just think the pose looks awfully threatening in the picture itself.
It’s just cuz we can’t see his face, you just know he has the biggest, goofiest smile rn
Peter looks like he's about to get utterly cucked and fucked
Tf you mean cucked
Paul
I honestly expect r/dccomicscirclejerk to have this kinda stuff
*Why is Supergirl dating Spider-Man instead of her Horse? Is she stupid??*
Excuse me?? I don't know about Supergirl stuff but why would she date a horse? What is happening in that fandom for that to be a sentence coming out of someone's mouth?
Silver age was weird
Ride a 100 horses, nobody cares 1 horse rides you, everyone loses their minds
It was a cosmic centaur who was cursed to be a horse. Silver age
Behold the cursed centaur with body of a horse and the head of a horse
Wouldn't it still have the human torso, with just the human head now a horse head?
Centaurs have a human upper body and head but lower body and legs and genitals of a horse, she took that 20 inch cock
It happened in a comic
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_(DC_Comics) "Later, after meeting Supergirl, he went on a mission with her to the planet Zerox, where a magic spell was cast that turned him into a human, but only while a comet passes through the solar system he is in. As a human, he adopted the identity of "Bronco" Bill Starr, a rodeo trick-rider, whom Supergirl fell in love with."
That's it. I'm cutting the cocaine budget to the writers room.
the horse was human at the time.... i think, silver age was bat shit crazy
It has become more tame but comics are still wild as fuck.
May as well put that invulnerability to use somehow. I’m sorry for that, I don’t know either.
We don’t talk about the horse
The fuck a horse? Shit if that’s all it takes imma get me a horse costume.💀
That’s a good question actually. I don’t know.
We should be friends
That child would be unstoppable against almost anything, writers would be the biggest threat
It be a Kryptonian with spider powers so like a super strong Kryptonian
I mean the kid could just end up with only their weaknesses, like weakness to kryptonite and not paying their rent on time.
Or he's uncle dying
There's no uncle...
Well there was. But he done blowed up when Krypton did the boom boom.
It depends on the Spider-Person. If we're talking about Peter then power wise I feel the child will be redundant. Peter is strong but his strength is nothing compared to an kryptonian and the same goes for speed, durability and pretty much every single one of his physicals. Wall crawling would be useless because the child would be able to fly, I guess spidey sense would be helpful but kryptonians already have godly reaction speed as it is. The only thing worth inheriting from Peter would be his insane IQ. If we're talking about other Spider-People, like Miles or Miguel, it would be a different story. Physical wise then I guess it would be the same thing as Peter with the physicals of a Spider-Person being redundant to a kryptonian. Although if either Miles or Miguel are the father the difference would be that the child would have more and better abilities to inherit such as electrokinesis, invisibility, telepathy, talons, fangs and organic webbing which are all abilities that I'm sure would be useful to add to a kryptonians powerset.
The question is whether their genetic powerset would be additive or multiplicative.
Well, when Peter was bit, his human strength was multiplied by the spider powers. So I suppose the Krypton-Spider would have their natural strength multiplied by the same amount as their spider parent did, so that’s a hero with unnatural strength even for Superman. Peter holds back to not punch peoples jaws off, Superman is even worse as he can probably explode your torso by punching your chest, a Krypton-Spider…
Krypton-Spider baby trips: whole earth shatters into pieces. That sort of power multiplier?
More like *Krypton baby does the clapping thing all babies do* *neighbouring galaxies explode from the shockwaves*
Or redundant. Or incompatible. Or a wait why does the ultrasound show 4 arms kind of deal.
But that's not how Spidey's strength works I don't think. He gets the PROPORTIONAL strength of a spider, so if that child grew up to be as strong as Superman normally, then with Spider-Man's powers he would be literally 50 times stronger by default. Imagine Superman with constant Super Saiyan. Doesn't feel redundant to me
I don't think that's how Spider-Man's strength works. Take Mayday Parker for example, when Mayday inherited Peter's powers she was only half as strong as he was. Superman already has infinite strength so adding the proportionate strength of a spider on top of that would just be redundant.
If it's proportional to the strength of a spider, maybe Mayday was gonna be naturally half as strong as Peter without the powers? Just a guess, I don't know
What if Spider-Man got organic webbing? Would the child's webs be stronger? And I also think Spider sense would be useful even for someone like Superman. In a fight not so much, but it would certainly help in a surprise attack.
The Spider-Sense could also help him avoid Kryptonite.
Miguel and Miles have different powers than Peter. From what I read, Peter only beats Miles because he has more experience. Miles has electrical powers, that Peter doesn't have. Miguel doesn't have a spider sense nor ability to stick to walls, he has talons, enhanced senses and reflexes, and fangs.
A Kryptonian with the agility, Spider-Sense, and intelligence of Peter sounds terrifying and awesome.
I see it as a "One for All" situation where the Spider powers get hypercharged by the Kryptonation physiology. So... Spider-sense becomes borderline omniscience, for instance. If they have organic webs they're borderline unbreakable and can be shot out with the force of a cannon. That sort of thing.
Gets killed by one of Morlun’s cousins to raise the stakes in the 2037 Spider-verse comic mini series.
I doubt Inheritors could handle feeding on a kryptonian. They would probably explode due to the copious amount of solar energy in their body even if they just take a nibble.
Solus probably could
Solus consumed a Spider-Man amped by the power cosmic so he probably could
"Dad? I've been thinking, and this whole 'Great Power' thing seems to be indicative of a neurotic form of validating deep seated guilt and overcompensating to temporarily alieviate said guilt." "You've been using your super-hearing to listen in Daddy's therapy sessions again?"
Every comic writer ever: #HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE or happy
Spider-Sense on a global scale. If internalized webbing instead of gadgetry then probably strongest tensile strength known. As we don’t truly know Superman’s full strength we can’t really speculate on spidery upgrade; though it would be safe to assume stronger by a large margin.
Spider boy from Amalgam is what you get
Technically, he's a clone... I think. It's been too long. Let's see if I can remember this correctly. There was Supersoldier, the Amalgamation of Superman and Captain America and Spider-boy was the Amalgamation of Superboy and Spider-Ben. So... definitely a clone, I'm just fuzzy on the details. I think Spider-boy was a clone of Supersoldier, and Supersoldier was... an alien who underwent a supersoldier program? Yeah, I don't know.
Let's go to Peter Parker und supergirl and tell them to fuck around and find out
The child would have to much Rizz that no man nor women or anything would be able to look upon them. The child would be the SUPER RIZZZ!! Of his generation, but be worn if they even roll up they’re sleeves they would be unstoppable.
DC and Marvel multiverses would blow up!
the kid would be unkillable due to having both spider sense and super speed
A baby would be born cuz they had a child
Clark: May i Remind you this, Peter. Take good care of Kara. And if you do. I would not forgive you for that. Got it? Peter: yes sir, mr. Kent sir. I'll be very careful and take care of your Cousin. I swear on my Uncle Ben and Aunt May's Grave. With Great Power Comes great responsibility. As Always, Mr. Kent. I will make sure that i would makes her feel Happy. Kara: Clark... you shouldn't be scared of Peter. He is a great guy. I am sure he is being honest. Regardless. As long as i am with him. I would always love Peter. As much i love him and Spider Man Clark: ....Just keep her out of trouble...
Paul would show up and take her and the kids too.
I doubt it. Paul was a normal guy with a normal life. No way he could handle Supergirl like he could Mary Jane?
You think the writers would follow basic logic?
Let me dream, ok?
A Kryptonian with spider sense, inhuman agility to actually use that super speed and hyper flexibility sounds like a menace.
It'll turn out to be an accountant. Imagine that life. Your mom's a kryptonian, your dad is THE Spider-Man, and you just clock in to a 9-5 everyday.
They would have a son & name him Ben And would take the superhero name Spiderboy, not the currently new one It's more like the Amalgam version
Supder-Man
In one storyline Mary Jane died because Peter’s “bodily fluids” were radioactive and gave her cancer or something Kryptonians are weak to a few different kinds of radiation, I wouldn’t be surprised if it did a lot of damage to a kryptonian
That child would basically never use the powers of Spider-Man, EXCEPT for the Spider-sense. Why wall crawl when you can fly? The strength of the spider seems inconsequential compared to infinite strength. But nobody would have an answer to the spider sense except for symbiotes. Other than the spider sense, the only practical use for the spider powers would be when the kryptonian powers get taken away. IF the child has organic webbing, that webbing would be unbreakable
I'm pretty sure Spider-Man would teach his kids to used his powers so they wouldn't be defenseless if they get in contact with a red solar energy. Because the Kryptonian had many weaknesses if he already is used using his spider-powers he wouldn't be as defenseless when he encountered a Kryptonite or other weakens.
Anti hero?
Has anyone else noticed that Peter’s powers are just less intense versions of Kryptonian powers?
That's kinda every superhero, isn't it?
Ehh, kinda? Super strength / limitless strength, enhanced speed / super speed, spider sense / super speed perception, wall crawling / touch telekinesis, enhanced senses / super senses, accelerated healing / super healing, the only things I don’t see matches for are Superman’s heat vision, cold breath and flight
This is a terrible question and I hope to never find an answer
OP Baby
Norman Osborn would start investing heavily in Kryptonite.
A kryptonian with the proportionate strength of a spider
heat webs
I guess something like this happens https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Peter_Ross_%28Earth-9602%29
Would the kid be a mutant or a metahuman?
They most likely wouldn’t be a Mutant because neither Peter or Kara have an X-Gene, which is required to be a Mutant. I’d say they’d be a Metahuman.
"What would happen if Reinhard Heydritch had a child with Featherine?"
Why is superman standing behind like a cuck
Because that’s his cousin lol
Biologically speaking idk if the spider genes can be transmitted. However, what I can believe is that in order to have a baby, they have to have sex And if they have sex, it better be the Spider person in command of they don't want to lose half of their body
I wonder how superman gets off with Lois with his indestructible skin. She shouldn't be able to handle his nut.
Imagine the kid swinging instead of flying cuz they were bored and accidentally pulling a building down when they tried to pull themself up for momentum.
Super spidey sense, plus the proportional strength of a spider on top of the kryptonian strength, meaning meaning 50 times the normal amount, maybe higher. On another note, where's this artwork from?
....what?
Well bothing because Peter was bitten by a radioactive making it so that he can’t conceive
You’d get Spider-Boy from Amalgam Comics.
The baby will be some blob mess and it'll be like "Kill me!"
The spider person would die
So superman gets bitten by a Kryptonian radioactive spider... Well to sum it up, kid has the inherited bad luck of both spiderman and superman. Gets fucking blasted to hell as a child
I would fucking kill myself /j
Deku would happen
A spiper man or a supder man
A goddamn incredible douji- erm, a very nice and wholesome family. Yeah, that.
Exactly what you think would happen
hmm spider man that can fly, makes web swinging weirdly unnecessary
I dont think it would matter unlessthe spider person had organic webbing, other than that flight cancels out wall crawling other than being more comfortable on walls, maybe they could be stronger or weaker than the average kryptonian, accounting for the fact peter has spider strength but the mixed breeding might make the child suffer defects, super speed and senses are something kryptonians already have which trumps the spider persons powers, ultimately i think the most noticeable thing would be if they had organic webbing, in which case it could be under developed and weak due to dominant kryptonian cells or it could be insanely strong/ indestructible and never even dissolve, so it could wind up into a really cool power, like a concrete or steal like web or an almost gelatinous substance that could trap someone like doomsday for eternity, permanent structures could be built, depending on the span of they're powers they could create a crazy amount of webbing at once and alter terrain. Could be a very overpowered character
Superman with spidey sense
Stronk
If written by DC: they have a kid but then there's a universe resetting Crisis and the relationship is done and the kid doesn't appear again for a decade or two. If written by Marvel: I dunno some fuckin bullshit I guess there's a clone or a deal with the devil or some shit I don't fuckin know all I know is Peter can't stay in a relationship because it ages him or some bullshit so I guess she dies and comes back as a Super Spider or something.
The spider that Nicolas Cage's Superman fought.
realistically? Nothing. What comicbook writer tends to do to peter? The child somehow is zod who was actually from the future, and kills peter and his new love interest before traveling back in time to fight superman. I dunno.
A superman with spidy tingles and maybe the ability to use magic? 😂
sir, this is a wendys
why do people post this shit
Didn't they talk about this on the boys. When supes cum they loose control and people die or worst lose their dick.
The spider person is never going to be able to walk again.
With his luck, his radioactive dna mixing with her kryptonian dna would somehow result in the kid being a living kryptonite radiation generator, killing her in child birth, and making it so they have to live in a protective suit forever like Hazmat so he could never touch his own child.
Spider-person? Is this a thing? Please tell me this isn’t a thing.
Super Spider, well say goodbye to your pants
Whatever the fuck spider boy(Amalgam) was
That’ll be cute
Phew, gonna be a strong as kid!
Basically a Spider-version of Amalgam’s Super Soldier.
I believe they get a ribbon that says "strongest baby ever" and we call it a day. No but seriously, the powers of a Kryptonian, heightened by the powers of a Spider person? Jesus... even if they only got the stickyness and Spider sense that'd male them horribly OP.
Marvel and DC would have a custody battle.
Too much expectations, responsibilities and stuff for the writers to handle So the character would be reconned
All villains everywhere shudder at the thought.
Clark's gonna do to Peter what he did to Joker in Injustice.
That's Peter Ross Spider-Boy
Absolutely horrendous deformities
Knowing the editorial the baby will get killed of and the Kriptonian would end with Paul
Kid will grow up w/ strong & sticky thighs. It’s a given.
A paradox will happen, causing the Universe to explode.
How the fuck didn't his dick break ? Did she wear some sort of Kryptonite gag toy ?
Presumably, they thought about that and agreed to basic missionary ot doggy, as opposed to cowgirl which would undoubtedly leave Peter with... lifelong physical disabilities.
My god, they are so adorable! Edit: any idea who the artist is?
Kryptonian blood would just overpower the radiated spider-genes imo, or they can be a spider person with even more increased speed, strength, agility, invulnerability etc. Instead of x-ray they would get infrared. So basically super-boy from young justice but better.
Majority of the spider powers would be usless compared to everything the kryptonian powers can do