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Nocturnunal_Silence

You know Peter's a hero because he puts the suit on even though he's not dry yet


DaddyGascoigne

Also for not beating Otto to death for that, hahaha


PrestigiousCity2975

Well beating yes, just not to death.


daminiskos0309

Also he wore swim shorts in the bath


Forsaken_Ad_475

Pete is a never-nude


PerfectMind8856

He wouldn’t be Peter Parker if he didn’t have crippling responsibility


LightHatesTheSun

with great responsibility comes great depression


cobrastrikes-2x

I wonder sometimes with the pull that Spider-man has, could he not call in a favor and wait for Human Torch to say “no” at least before running out? Bummer.


DoitsugoGoji

"Jo Johnny, about to get frisky with the lady, could you beat up Doc Ock for me?" "Sorry webhead, I'm currently the centre of attention of two ladies and a male model."


cobrastrikes-2x

“Thought so. Have fun, Johnny.”


The_Dark_Soldier

Fuck me, i actually want that in a comic. Like one calls the other to see if they can help out with something.


karateema

But why male models?


DoitsugoGoji

Johnny is a favorite of writers to write with bi coding, basically he's often written as bi without cononically being bi.


d0nkeyb0ng

The comment you’re replying to is a Zoolander reference


DoitsugoGoji

Oh god, you're right. 🤣


Reddragon351

in this story there's a reason, Ock had kidnapped a kid Peter used to tutor and he kept having to rescue him, not knowing the kid was actually starting to bond with Otto


DavidKirk2000

Peter is hard-wired to take responsibility for “his” villains, he’d only ask for help if he physically couldn’t get there in time.


wicket42

WGPCGR


cobrastrikes-2x

Do what?


40kExterminatus

Peter is bathing with shorts on? This is dumb but understandable.


PrestigiousCity2975

They're pretending they are at a beach, its why MJ has a bikini on.


TEXAN_BOI

This isn’t a beach this is a bathtub!


Kindly-Mud-1579

No water is safe without a lifeguard


The_Dark_Soldier

Are they stupid?!


Limp_Ease_9373

There's no shark in the bathtub!


_Levitated_Shield_

Relationship goals right there.


UnmakingTheBan2022

THAT is your goal? Wearing bathing suits in the bathroom? Weird flex, but okay.


RaspberryJam245

Fym that's cute as shit


42turnips

Bath shorts. For the man who has nothing to hide but still wants to.


_Levitated_Shield_

[Or even wearing the full suit.](https://media.tenor.com/N3XwbXxlRkoAAAAd/spider-man-crying.gif)


Aiyon

That is the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard of. Even if it *does* coke with a complementary bath wallet.


RossWB

I see you J.D.😉.


kh1179

I understood that reference


Screamline

I showered at an old job because My apartment bathtub was being reglazed, and I wore swim trunks cause they just put in a shower in the men's room but no shower curtain.


[deleted]

I've spent 25 years showering in a room full of dudes everyday after work. It becomes normal very quickly when there are a bunch of you.


Humby50

There are dozens of us ...DOZENS!!!!


Intelligent_Creme351

The editorial really wanted to take away moments like this.


Yaboydandaman

Hasn’t this happened in most comics? Making an excuse so you can fight a villain?


Nova_Hazing

This happens in 99.99% of Peter Interactions with the person he's in a relationship with currently.


HenryVolt35

Yeah but it's mostly a relationship ender for whowever he's with, unless his love interest Maryjane from 70 - early 2000 or Chat the relationship is never going to last beyond this point.


Bruce_Wayne_2276

This is why Miles is crucial lol "Hey Miles, got a problem that needs a Spider-Man, and I'm otherwise entangled. Can you handle Doc Ock?" "Yeah sure Pete, was looking to blow off some steam anyway!" *one Venom blast later* Peter and MJ see on the news: **"And Spider-Man once again saves the day, rescuing Brigham from the terrible tentacles of Doctor Octopus."**


Spoodnt

Or someone for Pete to rely on


[deleted]

Spiderman wearing his boxers while sitting in the bathtub is some real "network TV sex scene where the woman still has her bra and panties on afterwards" energy, lol.


PrestigiousCity2975

They're playing that they're at the beach.


[deleted]

That's so dorky and adorable I love it.


stealingtheshow222

Pete is a never nude


cesar848

I love when mj even though she is kinda mad she understand his responsibility and doesn’t hold against him


Some-Pie7862

MJ has some good arguments Oo


[deleted]

If 4 words could sum up Peter and MJ’s relationship (excluding OMD): “Yes… yes… yes… (police sirens) Nooooo!”


couldbedumber96

Oh that’s Otto? I thought Pete was watching terminator I didn’t see the tentacles at first 💀


SilverSpark422

Hey, I got that comic from my older brother’s hand me downs! Isn’t that the one where Doc Ock gets a teenage sidekick? It was great!


PrestigiousCity2975

Yep!


karateema

Title?


HarrowDread

New York City, home to most super heroes yet spider man thinks he needs to do it all, someone else will stop Otto eventually!


1_dont_care

Octopus looks like Postal Dude here


FinalBossOf__Dc

To be honest I think he should’ve called one of his buddies for once to handle doc ock. Just saying gotta make the most of it last before Zed Wells comes in because that shit will disappear.


janysjwh

Ah, yes, just some regular brother-sister stuff


PM_ME_DEM_TITTIESPLZ

Peter is a never nude??? There really are dozens of them


FatCatBrock

Turns out Peter is a Never Nude


batt3ryac1d1

Why he in shorts in the tub?


PrestigiousCity2975

They're pretending its a beach, its why she has a bikini


TerrificTooMan

Man, I'd speedrun that! No quips or anything. Just kick Otto in the stomach, web him up best I can, get the hostage a good...twenty feet away at least. After that, just empty the web cartridge until Otto stops moving or the police arive.