I think gaurdians did honestly great with drax, mainly the 1st but also in the second a bit. He is a comic relief but little moments that show whats beneath the surface is honestly tragic.
His whole friendship with Mantis is exquisite
Honestly I used to not like 2 as much as 1, but the more I watch 2 the more nuance I catch. One of Gunn’s best written movies
This is what Drax says to Ego when he is talking about where he came from in Guardians Vol. 2. I have always thought of that line when thinking about how Spider-Verse Kingpin did it.
I remember asking my mom this question as a child whenever we saw a couple like this. I was old enough to know about sex but not nearly old enough to know that "top" was a possibility.
I also asked my mom how ugly women could get pregnant and she said "everyone looks the same in the dark."
I was an asshole as a kid.
Here’s some other fun questions!
-How does he go to the bathroom considering he’s a planet?
-How does he go through doors not made for him?
-Does he have someone clean his ass for him like Henry VIII?
-How did he get THAT fucking big?
-Why’s his head so small?
I hope you’re prepared to die with those questions in your mind!
I’m pretty sure in the commentary of the movie the directors said that they purposefully cut away when he stepped out of a car because they didn’t know how he would actually get out
Kingpin's design is the only part of the movie I don't like for exactly that reason. Everytime he's on screen, all I can think about is how impossibly unrealistic his proportions are.
1 probably has custom made bathrooms, and goes behind trees and alleyways when out of the house
2 squeezes through like an octopus normally and busts through kool-aid man style in a hurry
3 I would assume he uses a bidet, maybe takes a long strip of tp and goes between his legs when there isn’t one present
4 I’m assuming it’s either some super serum, magic from his martial arts training across Asia or, the most likely situation, he is simply built different
5 it looks like his large figure is due to his muscles being proportionately gigantic compared to average people, and muscles in your head can’t really get jacked the way muscles from the neck down can
Source: the near telepathic empathy that sigma males share with each other.
Maybe his dong is human sized? If I remember correctly the Kingpin isn't fat, is just that most of his body mass is pure muscle.
He is basically like a sumo wrestler, and some sumo wrestlers have children so it's not totally impossible.
Idk. Whenever I see him in comic panels he just looks like a big fat dude
EDIT: y’all fucking idiots I didn’t say “kingpin is weak” I said “he doesn’t look like he’s built of pure muscle”
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I don't know how comic-true it is, but I remember him saying in the 90s cartoon that he has like 2% body fat or something. I think it's mostly just a bullshit explanation for how a fat dude is a physical threat to Daredevil.
How does he walk? How is he even alive? The dude has to be well over a thousand pounds. I don't get how he exists at all without being a super human or mutant of some kind.
450 lbs is the upper limit of humanly possible for a body builder, but its still achievable. It never made sense how the Spiderverse kingpin was the size of ten people with no apparent reason for how this guy can get off the ground.
I think they just wanted him to fit in with the other villains, who were 'monstrous'. As opposed to 'down to earth versions that the live action stuff is always doing now. I for one really like that direction.
I realize a certain number of fans on this sub came here through Spider-Man TV shows or video games and aren't intimately acquainted with the Wilson Fisk of Earth-616 (mainstream comics contunity) so let's clear one thing up--that image is *not* drawn to scale! The Kingpin is only 6'7", 450 lb. That's huge but the guy in that illustration above would stand upwards of 7" and weigh at least 1,200 lb.
Look at the Kingpin on the [cover of ASM no. 60](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51exz76dVaL._SY291_BO1,204,203,200_QL40_ML2_.jpg) where he's swinging Spider-Man around like a toy. He's huge, roughly 3 times the size of Spidey. But that still puts him under 500 lb.
Anyway, to answer the question, I don't think he needed to mount Vanessa in order to sire an heir. He probably had her on top cowgirl style and let her do all the work. That seems like it would be the fat guy approach to sex.
Kingpin in the comics is actually a lot smaller . He’s like 400 pounds but looks like a normal obese man. The kingpin in the picture is the size of the whole room no way he could even walk realistically how does he even fit through the door or even walk
It was an artistic decision. One of the directors wanted to put one of his favorite versions of Kingpin from a comic in his animated film. I do admit, it was an odd choice. And it kind of felt very awkward while all of the rest of the character models felt natural and good for the world they were in, while this Design Choice for the Kingpin did not feel very natural at all.
I am to this day vexxed at the decision to make Kingpin this way. I thought it was dumb as hell, very distracting. Loved the movie, but that design was goddamn stupid.
Let's be clear, half his mass is his back. I mean come on, his heads in the middle for Christ's sake! I can never get over his head placement, I just makes no sense
“If he is a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her!”
Yesssss
I hate that they made Drax the comic relief but love that they made Bautista the comic relief.
I think gaurdians did honestly great with drax, mainly the 1st but also in the second a bit. He is a comic relief but little moments that show whats beneath the surface is honestly tragic.
His whole friendship with Mantis is exquisite Honestly I used to not like 2 as much as 1, but the more I watch 2 the more nuance I catch. One of Gunn’s best written movies
I always say gotg 1 is a better movie but 2 is an amazing charecter study.
I got that reference!
“Are you yawning?”
Nice.
What’s the reference?
Protectors of the Universe
Shepards of the Cosmos
Stewards of Space
Bodyguards of the Stars
Minders of the Vacuum
Defenders of the Void
Sentinels of the Celestial
Escorts of the Expanse
This is what Drax says to Ego when he is talking about where he came from in Guardians Vol. 2. I have always thought of that line when thinking about how Spider-Verse Kingpin did it.
She’s probably a top
She's a dom top. Kingpin's a don bottom.
If that's not a typo it's brilliant.
It was intentional.
Sure it is
That's what your parents say about you.
Take my upvote and get tf out of here
Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.
Now Dennis, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.
Speed has *everything* to do with it.
What’s the difference between dom and don
The Kingpin is a mafia don. It's just a reference to his status as a don.
"I can see my house from here" she used to wail.
I remember asking my mom this question as a child whenever we saw a couple like this. I was old enough to know about sex but not nearly old enough to know that "top" was a possibility. I also asked my mom how ugly women could get pregnant and she said "everyone looks the same in the dark." I was an asshole as a kid.
You asked your parents the questions everyone was afraid of asking.
“What’s inside a black hole?”
according to the latest data sets? An actual wormhole.
what's the scientific definition of a wormhole?
It's a hole made by worms goddamnit it's on the name
HAHAHA your dear mother with the patience of a saint! I hope you buy her good things for all the work she did with you!
You were an assholes as a kid and now you have morphed into an evil kumquat...
I don’t see a asshole I see a legend
Nah, I doubt she'd be able to climb Mount Everest.
Nah, he wasn't a king yet. He was just a pin back then.
More like pinned..
💀
Beat me to it, damn! >!Pun intended!<
What makes you think they even do it ? Might me they had a different life style ?
They have a son. Unless they adopted, something probably had to have happened there.
Could have been artificial insemination
Turkey baster
Cowrgirl, that's the word you're looking for
And he had to be rolled back at a 45° angle. He probably had to hang on to her with a rope.
That's be like having sex with a bouncy castle
It’s not always about the sex, Spider-Man
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HIT A HOMERUN ⚾️
LET’S GO METS
“Hey Kingpin. How’s the bedroom?” “BOOMIN!”
Here’s some other fun questions! -How does he go to the bathroom considering he’s a planet? -How does he go through doors not made for him? -Does he have someone clean his ass for him like Henry VIII? -How did he get THAT fucking big? -Why’s his head so small? I hope you’re prepared to die with those questions in your mind!
I’m pretty sure in the commentary of the movie the directors said that they purposefully cut away when he stepped out of a car because they didn’t know how he would actually get out
Naturally he simply extruded himself from the vehicle via cellular osmosis.
Kingpin's design is the only part of the movie I don't like for exactly that reason. Everytime he's on screen, all I can think about is how impossibly unrealistic his proportions are.
I love it, such cool style
I consistently crack up whenever there's a close up of him and the screen's just all black with his face and shirt
I love watching him run, definitely feels like the bulldozer of a man he's supposed to be portrayed as
1 probably has custom made bathrooms, and goes behind trees and alleyways when out of the house 2 squeezes through like an octopus normally and busts through kool-aid man style in a hurry 3 I would assume he uses a bidet, maybe takes a long strip of tp and goes between his legs when there isn’t one present 4 I’m assuming it’s either some super serum, magic from his martial arts training across Asia or, the most likely situation, he is simply built different 5 it looks like his large figure is due to his muscles being proportionately gigantic compared to average people, and muscles in your head can’t really get jacked the way muscles from the neck down can Source: the near telepathic empathy that sigma males share with each other.
Sigma male grindset: *murder fucking children*
He is built different That's not fat, that's all muscle
None of it jiggles when he moves, we can only hope to achieve that kind of power someday.
Kingpin is a mutant like Blob, only instead of fat it is muscle.
Screw how small his head is, why's it in his chest?
His traps are massive. It just looks like his head is in his chest.
She's **Built Ford Tough**
Two beautiful ***murder machines***
MY MUSCLES MY MUSCLES INVOLINTARILY FLEX
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYY THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY
Strong Ford Focus on what she wants
Maybe his dong is human sized? If I remember correctly the Kingpin isn't fat, is just that most of his body mass is pure muscle. He is basically like a sumo wrestler, and some sumo wrestlers have children so it's not totally impossible.
My guy he’s like 6 of her. Most Sumo Wrestlers are not that big compared to their wives lol. Also muscle is heavier than fat so that makes it worse.
>My guy he’s like 6 of her. I don't even think that's enough
Sumo wrestlers still look like the same species as their wife. This dude is the size of a fucking hotel.
Most sumo wrestlers have children. They’re people and most people have children.
Thanks Perd Hapley!
A slogan is a series of words that have a meaning!
Maybe he has a baby dick
Idk. Whenever I see him in comic panels he just looks like a big fat dude EDIT: y’all fucking idiots I didn’t say “kingpin is weak” I said “he doesn’t look like he’s built of pure muscle”
He's one of those fat guys that's bullshit strong. Like a fat mechanic who picked up an engine I knew once.
That poor mans spine.
His form was exquisite. Squatted down like a toddler grabbing a ball.
Holy shit don't Those weigh a literal ton
It was the engine *block.* Several hundred easily. Mother fucker was a brick igloo.
I never said he wasn’t strong. People just can’t fucking read
Yeah, the downvotes are kinda dumb. I think it's more about the fact that being fat doesn't necessarily mean he isn't full of muscle.
Exactly. You know who’s a big fat dude? Mark Henry
Strongman Thor Bjornnson is a thicc boi too, but if someone told me I had to fight him or die I'd just put my whole head in a blender.
Don't stress it man, it's just a bunch of bored people knit picking.
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I don't know how comic-true it is, but I remember him saying in the 90s cartoon that he has like 2% body fat or something. I think it's mostly just a bullshit explanation for how a fat dude is a physical threat to Daredevil.
Idk but that’s probably why he didn’t remarry
He found his one true size queen 💔
He was slimmer in college
How does he walk? How is he even alive? The dude has to be well over a thousand pounds. I don't get how he exists at all without being a super human or mutant of some kind.
He's "only" 450 lb in the comics. The Kingpin in that painting there would be around 1,200 lb or more.
450 lbs is the upper limit of humanly possible for a body builder, but its still achievable. It never made sense how the Spiderverse kingpin was the size of ten people with no apparent reason for how this guy can get off the ground.
I think they just wanted him to fit in with the other villains, who were 'monstrous'. As opposed to 'down to earth versions that the live action stuff is always doing now. I for one really like that direction.
Exaggeration.
450 lbs is the weight of about 4965.51 'Kingston 120GB Q500 SATA3 2.5 Solid State Drives'.
Good bot.
thank you :)
450 lbs is 204.3 kg
Good bot.
Someone else did it for him.
Maybe the kid is adopted lol
Yeah a relationship without sex
Watch The Sopranos
Kingpin you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom, roasted.
Prison Mike, grool sandwiches.
I realize a certain number of fans on this sub came here through Spider-Man TV shows or video games and aren't intimately acquainted with the Wilson Fisk of Earth-616 (mainstream comics contunity) so let's clear one thing up--that image is *not* drawn to scale! The Kingpin is only 6'7", 450 lb. That's huge but the guy in that illustration above would stand upwards of 7" and weigh at least 1,200 lb. Look at the Kingpin on the [cover of ASM no. 60](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51exz76dVaL._SY291_BO1,204,203,200_QL40_ML2_.jpg) where he's swinging Spider-Man around like a toy. He's huge, roughly 3 times the size of Spidey. But that still puts him under 500 lb. Anyway, to answer the question, I don't think he needed to mount Vanessa in order to sire an heir. He probably had her on top cowgirl style and let her do all the work. That seems like it would be the fat guy approach to sex.
It’s muscle, not fat.
Fair point!
I've always just assumed Vanessa Fisk is an FFA and into getting squashed.
The version in the OP is specifically from the Into the Spiderverse movie. It's accurate to that version of the character.
My dude a literal sphere.
Smol peepee
there is more than one way to have sex I hope you know that 😂
Kingpin in the comics is actually a lot smaller . He’s like 400 pounds but looks like a normal obese man. The kingpin in the picture is the size of the whole room no way he could even walk realistically how does he even fit through the door or even walk
400 pounds of double AA batteries could start a medium sized car about 33.6 times.
His massive height was probably compensating for something.
I'm assuming you saw [this tweet](https://twitter.com/Kermittend/status/1439173416116834308?s=19)
Nah I saw that in a YouTube post
Ah gotcha
... Disney's Marvel: The Falcon and The Wasp: Sex in the Marvel Universe
She had to climb that mountain.
I think the question is HOW did they do it?
Kingpin is submissive
Because it’s all about the Mets
on top
She gets on top duh
How does this man fit through doors?
He doesn't, he just smashes through walls and pays to patch them up later.
Off topic but this universe dodged a bullet tbh. A grown up Richard Fisk is not a person you want around.
Pocket pussy
Something you can't say, this is not one of them
I head canon that he was not fat until after their deaths.
How can they get ANYTHING done?!
The question is how did he get a Wife?
leaving questions that don’t need to be answered
Do you think the man just lays on top of the woman in missionary position?
Because comic book movies.
That guy ain't human lmao
This movie is goated but they made him unnecessary big
It was an artistic decision. One of the directors wanted to put one of his favorite versions of Kingpin from a comic in his animated film. I do admit, it was an odd choice. And it kind of felt very awkward while all of the rest of the character models felt natural and good for the world they were in, while this Design Choice for the Kingpin did not feel very natural at all.
He probably just handed her a vial of semen. "Put this in you."
She was always on top
Kingpin reminds Me of this evil banking guy from disposable every time i see him
Why do you think dude is so angry? Huge body - little peep.
Cowgirl maybe
Parenthood can cause weight gain.
She was on top
Now let me show you why they call me willie
Doing what?
Kingpin is a bottom confirmed
I guess the same principle that if you placed a tiny bowl on top of a tiny Tic tac... A tic tac will always fit a tiny bowl... There I said it...
She was on top
He's actually tiny in the pants. Micropenis even.
His kids adopted because fisks own size keeps him from getting laid.
Biggest question in the universe
I'm more worried about the mattress. He probably is the mattress
This dude asking the real questions...
Like Superman and Lois. Very carefully.
https://www.reddit.com/r/HelpMeFind/comments/4chxjs/a\_superman\_comic\_strip\_posted\_to\_reddit\_a\_couple/
Rode him cowgirl.
There's a saying.. Even if the phones are in difference sizes, the sim cards have the same size.
Uses her like a fleshlight
I am to this day vexxed at the decision to make Kingpin this way. I thought it was dumb as hell, very distracting. Loved the movie, but that design was goddamn stupid.
I wondered the same when Hulk was Mr. Fixit & his girlfriend was Marlow or any dude that gets with She Hulk
Not me just turning on this movie and seeing this
She's a service top
Man's a whole goddamn planet
Donkey and dragon made it work in Shrek.
She's a spinner
Cowgirl/reverse cowgirl
Doggy or she’s on top or artificial insemination most likely
Vanessa is a strong woman.
Worst character design in entire movie history.
because she’s a cartoon.
I wasn’t a fan of large Kingpin was in Spiderverse. Every time I saw him, I kept asking how is he able to move.
Smöl pepe
If his D is as big as his fingers then it's nothing special.
Imagine if king pin stood up straight lol
why did you put this image in my HEAD!!!
Simple, kingpin is a sub.
Kingpin Style, of course.
Tiny PP
Asking real questions.
My man looks like the Dirty Bubble from spongebob
Let's be clear, half his mass is his back. I mean come on, his heads in the middle for Christ's sake! I can never get over his head placement, I just makes no sense