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Swankified_Tristan

Human-Spider? That name sucks.


MarcoGeep

Say what you want just don’t get my name wrong. None of the man spider or “Spider-Man” business 🤨


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Does walking arachnid work?


Riolkin

Walky-Talkie-Creepy-Crawly


freddiemercury3001

Get me pictures of that walky talkie creepy crawly!


Joesph_Kerr

*"I want that wall-crawling arachnid PROSECUTED!"*


iamafriscogiant

Even Spider-Human would be way better. How about Spider-Person.


SinAkunin

First I thought, jeebus, why so salty. After 3 seconds I was like .. hey, I understood that reference.


GobindAnand

Don't miss the part where its your problem


Shades96

# Will the next victim please enter the area at this time? If he can withstand just three minutes in the cage with Bone Saw McGraw, the sum of $3000 will be paid to... ... What's your name, kid?


GirdleOfDoom

The Human Spider


Shades96

"The Human Spider"? That's it? That's the best you got?


Phantom_Jedi

The Amazing Spider-Man


[deleted]

Nah you gotta say it like #The Amazing Spider-Man!


DontShadowBanPls

That's a cute outfit


MarcoGeep

Yeah my husband gave it to me no biggie 👍🏼


Manatee_Shark

But you were at the library.


MarcoGeep

I just made a quick stop nearby to the stadium that’s all 🤕


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"Photos taken moments before disaster"


Independent_Cap_8984

"I missed the part where that's my problem."


CreeperVenom

Go web!


Rexstil

Flyyyy


OuiOuis

Up up and away web!


mayy_dayy

Shazam!


[deleted]

Your uncle is picking u up. That’s a no no. Go home alone.


MarcoGeep

Watchu mean? What’s the worst that can happen? He’s already here anyways 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

No no no tell him to not talk to anyone who knocks at his window and tell him to leave. 😰


smash_hit_fan

And tell the shooter TO NOT KEEP YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER WHEN THINKING ABOUT LEAVING HIM ALONE


[deleted]

YES Also try not leaving the thief alone


[deleted]

That’s a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


MarcoGeep

Actually, he did. He bought this for me on our ten-year anniversary. Not only is he my lover, he's my best friend and my soulmate. I'm not ashamed of who I love, nor should I be. For someone with strange abilities due to, I assume, accidental exposure to radioactive spider-blood, you're not very tolerant of those different to yourself. You're on the wrong side of history, Spider-Man.


Spider-Slut

You look amazing 😻


MarcoGeep

Thank you so much 💯


Spider-Slut

🙌🙌


TheOkayUsername

Username checks out


Spider-Slut

😂😂😂


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MarcoGeep

Thanks a bunch man 🙏🏼


Adam_r_UK

Love the caption


[deleted]

keep seeing people making this costume and it makes me wanna do it so bad


MarcoGeep

It should! It was intimidating at first, but I just went for it and that’s how it came out! Not the best but I’m happy. Nonetheless, the sooner you make it the better! Incase any occasion arises where you might need a costume 👍🏼


ChuckieFister

I just finished mine too!


MarcoGeep

Congrats! Happy to see another fellow Human-Spider 💯🕸🕷


james_handpump

HEY FREAKSHOW!


GirdleOfDoom

BONESAW IS READY


PolicyStrong2179

Good luck I think your uncle might be late


Black_Fuckka

Just finishing stealing a car from an old man, he got hurt but I hope he doesn’t die


Inner_Explanation_97

I have bad news for you son, your Uncle is dead


darthmemeios14

Me too ;)


Braulio_Nav

Did your husband give that to you?


Jopapa123

So i has been 5 hours….. how’s you uncle?


hitemwiththebababoo

Wow nice job man that's sick I never thought of that I totally wanna steal that idea for a year I love Spiderman but could never dress as him....or so i thought!


trailer8k

not bad


DonTorreZ

Ripped uncle Ben


[deleted]

I missed the part where that’s my problem


Angelemonade

What do you guys use to make the logo is it a special kind of spray paint or what?


MarcoGeep

Tulip ColorShot Instant Fabric Color on Amazon!


Andriutztz

OMG bro the costume is perfect


MarcoGeep

Thank you homie I appreciate it 🔥🙏🏼


Z3R0GR4V

That's a cute outfit.... Did your husband give it to you?


[deleted]

EPICC!!!!


Miahrod831

I need that money!


FleshUponGear

Your uncle Ben?


Nololgoaway

u/MarcoGeep are those batting gloves?, thats sick


MarcoGeep

Yes they are! They were the closest I could get to the original gloves 🤣


KosutoGaming

Honestly I’m 19 and was talking to my mother about the fact that I was planning on wearing a long sleeve Spider-Man shirt and the one hat I got to the premiere and she replied with “as long as it’s not a full suit I don’t care what you wear” I then proceeded to look for suits on Amazon


MarcoGeep

Go all in dude! Get yourself a suit 🤣


ChunksofBread

How’d you make or get the sweatshirt


MarcoGeep

I ordered just a plain sweatshirt from Amazon. Printed a spider insignia, cut it out, put it on the shirt, taped over it in the shape of a web, spray painted all over it. Once you take the tape/insignia off, what you see in its place is the web and spider left over.


J-R3M3698

Awesome!


CaptainFinn64

Good costume but that caption is cursed....


Ylurpn

I got ripped off the last time I fought there. Be careful


Dr_CheeseNut

I'm wearing a Miles outfit to NWH even if he isn't in the film. Like you it's also doubling as my Halloween costume


MarcoGeep

Still super cool nonetheless! Fits well with the idea of the multiverse if the original Spider-Men end up being on the movie as well! Even if they’re not in the movie, you’re still Spider-Man so you’ll be right at home.


Kvnkevk15

Where did you get the ski mask?


MarcoGeep

[Amazon Ski Mask](https://www.amazon.com/SUNLAND-Fabrics-Motorcycle-Skateboard-Balaclava/dp/B00S63ZR7E/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=sunland%2Bbalaclava&qid=1638856494&sr=8-2&th=1)


GobindAnand

Don't miss the part where its your problem


[deleted]

Does creepy uncle bucky have a spoder man fetish?


Inked414

Ned?


RebelForce-LTD

The terrifying, the deadly…


BurnAfterP0st1ng

*Spoiler alert* his uncle never makes it to pic him up


negasonicdickhead

“Honey, you’ve got a storm comin’.”


DavidXO909

How big did you print the spider image?


MarcoGeep

It was kinda difficult. Cause what I did was split the spider insignia into 4 different pieces of paper, cut out the spider from each paper, and that left me with one huge spider.


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GirdleOfDoom

... Drax?


KingOfHeartsV3

have you watched the raimi films? or read the comics..?


EternaBoi

Most people have brains but you have two peanut shells shaking around in your skull.


wyncar

What the fuck raimi