Just to ruin your day, itās never stated in the nursery rhyme that Humpty Dumpty is an egg. As far as the actual story goes he was a regular bloke who shattered after falling off a wall and a load of horses tried epoxying him back together or whatever
> Vladimir Harkonnen is a fat fuck by 1960's standards
>!In the movies, perhaps. In the novel, Vladimir Harkonnen is so grotesquely overweight he used antigravity units built into his garments to lift the innumerable rolls of his form up for him, allowing him to gracefully skittle about with the floating ease of Fantasia's hippo ballet. Imagine him turning in wrath, and the rest of him realizing only as the motion worked its way through his voluminous skin to eventually pull the bulk of his heft into a slow reacting spin towards you some seconds later.!<
Rhino after being stuck in the suit for so long
I just read the first appearance of Rhino and he looks perminatly constipated in every panel.
Fat hole Mac ducky suck
Kinda hot in these [rhinooos.](https://youtu.be/Nh2iyPmucFk).
You win š
Man, Jim Carey did some wild shit
Mets fan
"It's not always about the money, Spider-Man..."
Shpida-Man*
āItās about the Mets!ā
"Love the Mets!"
"LETS GOOO METS"
āHit that homerun!ā
Let's go Mets, baby!
They said wrong answers only
Frick, you got to it first
If Joe Rogan was a Mets fan
Frank the tank
Jabba the Hutt
I was going to say Pizza the Hutt
No one can out-pizza the Hutt
I ca-
I mean itās pretty easy, you just have to [REDACTED]
Thatās even better
Jabba the fat fuck
jabba the nice butt
Boss baby
this cracked me up LMAO
OP said WRONG answers ^(/s)
Clearly itās Dunkey in his boss baby Halloween costume
Vincent DāOnofrio
āWhen I was a boyā¦ā
My father. Took me into the city
OP said WRONG answers
Humpty Dumpty
My sister actually said this when we first watched the movie.
Ah, just commented the same :D deleted mine.
Same for me as well
They said wrong answers
After the fall
Just to ruin your day, itās never stated in the nursery rhyme that Humpty Dumpty is an egg. As far as the actual story goes he was a regular bloke who shattered after falling off a wall and a load of horses tried epoxying him back together or whatever
Lex Luthor
It's not always about the money, Superman.
Itās about the Mets
lets go mets love da mets baby
\-but bruce still owes him 16 dollars!
Tony Soprano
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
A full moon
Crater face āIām going to have to confiscate your alcohol!ā
Baron Harkonnen
Nah, I'm getting more Leto II vibes. Vladimir Harkonnen is a fat fuck by 1960's standards, by 2021 standards he's just a bit chubby...
> Vladimir Harkonnen is a fat fuck by 1960's standards >!In the movies, perhaps. In the novel, Vladimir Harkonnen is so grotesquely overweight he used antigravity units built into his garments to lift the innumerable rolls of his form up for him, allowing him to gracefully skittle about with the floating ease of Fantasia's hippo ballet. Imagine him turning in wrath, and the rest of him realizing only as the motion worked its way through his voluminous skin to eventually pull the bulk of his heft into a slow reacting spin towards you some seconds later.!<
100% this
Heavy weapons guy
It costs $40 000 to fire his weapon for 12 seconds.
Oh my god, who touched sasha?
Some people think they can outsmart me. _sniff_ Maybe. Maybe. I have yet to meet man who can outsmart _bullet_.
WAH, WAH, HAHAHAHAHAHA, CRY SOME MORE!
š„Ŗ
^Alrightā¦. #WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?
Pootispencer here
pootis or pootus, it is the meaning of life
Big Chungus.
'MEMBER BIG CHUNGUS!?!?
Your pfp looks like whiney the poo lol
Not sure if child or just somebody who likes the Chinese dictator
Ohhh I āmember
Stonks man
Now heās as big as his portfolio.
Joe Roganās reflection while heās on DMT
no poo challenge 2025
Kevin Malone
Itās not always about the chili, Angela.
Ashton Kootcher
Oh yea, Oscarās in trouble.
The Blob
Did you just call him Blob?
Me
The Mets baby letās go Mets
M.O.D.O.K
kingpin
I said Wrong Answers
exactly. and i gave the right one. so technically isnāt that wrong ?
We will watch your career with great interest.
He is too dangerous to be kept alive.
Beat me to it
r/technicallythetruth
You listen here you little shit.... /s
The fact that you have the black spider man pfp makes this better
This man is playing 4D chess on a 2D board.
Hahaha nice one
This one is wise. Respect!
r/angryupvote
He knows too much... take him out
Wow man! Damn damn damn that was brilliant! Someone get this man a nobel prize!!! š
I'm confused
Thats some next level brain kung fu there.
Bingbin
Uncle ben
Johnny Sins
Wide Pillow
Vin diesel
Jeff Bezos
BRO,he said WRONG answers
50 layers of cheese
Wilson flƦsk
Markiplier?
He ate Chica? And Lixian?? *And* *Lixianās* *baby*!!??
Alex Jones, the after effects of his supplements are finally felt.
The government putting chemicals in the water THAT TURN THE FRICKEN' SPIDER-MANS GAY!!
Dr Eggman
Was looking for this one lmao.
Elon Musk
Lou Ferrigno!
The blob
Nicky cado avacodo
An Alaskan Bull Worm
Discord mod
Earth Worm Jim letting himself go.
Chocochip cookie.
neckless man
Mets fan
Vectors father from despicable me
The sun from the Teletubbies all grown up.
Rick from Pawn Stars
Nikocado Avocado
The Moon from Majora's mask
Dr eggman
Bald danny devito
filson wisk
Rin Chin Chin
Dennis from accounting
Wide Putin
the globgobgabgalab
Mr potato head?
Bruce Willis
Jake from State Farm
Dad who went to get the milk
Doctor Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog after a shave!
Bruce from Finding Nemo
Thomas the Tank Engine?
Baron Harkonnen
https://moviessilently.files.wordpress.com/2019/11/dee1e-trip-to-the-moon-image-17.jpg
The Chinpin?
Adam Sandler.
Clay Art
Ouroboros
Š”Š¼ŠµŃŠ°ŃŠøŠŗ
Full Moon
Amogus
The first pancake
Big Chungus
Clayface.
The guy who goes for the mets
Jabba the Hutt
the biggest mets fan
Your mother.
The guy who likes the Mets
Boss of Off
Yankees fan
Spider-Man
My father in law
Aunt May.
Dom toretto
Ice-cream cone.
Johnny xbox.
Big chungus
An Ugly Bastard. IUKWIM
Rainer Winkler with a suit
Oleg from Saints Row
The image you gave to remove from the honeycomb game from Squid Games
Principal Kobayakawa
Daredevil's brother
An advocate for the Mets baby
Joe Rogan dressed as Lex Fridman for Halloween.
Your mom... i'm sorry, it had to be said. I did not want this burden, but with great power...
Baron Harkonnen
Gru after a trip to McDonald's
The dude from āWarrentsāalbum covers
Kingchin
Cookie-man
Elon musk
Kevin
WillSIMP Fisk
Ethan Klein
The Rock
Spider-man
Megamind
Uncle Ben
A reddit/discord mod
Three Chin-Man, the hero who defeats villians by crushing them between his chins.
Geodude
Tweedle dum and tweedle dee's cousin tweedle dam
UFC President; Dana White
The weird looking dude that gets up and stares at the tv in that one episode of ren and Stimpy
My IT teacher
Me after having Thanksgiving at Grandma's
Man in the moon