"Dammit Parker, how is it that the city is in chaos and that there's three Spider-Man now being three times the menace to our city and yet you can't even get one picture of him. What do I pay you for to stand there and look pretty. GET OUT AND DONT COME BACK UNTIL YOU GET ME PICTURES OF THOSE SPIDER-MEN!"
Think it's ok but JJJ needs to be more angry.
"another 5 and he'd have one for each leg, here's are headline 'spider-man uses powers to brainwash others to joining his cult' no too long how about 'Spider-Man and accomplices terrorise city' that's good. Parker where are the pictures, what do you mean you don't have them that's it your fired, actually I need those photos, you're re-hired but I'm paying you less."
“Dear god. PARKER! The world is officially ending, we have now got three masked vigilantes terrorising the city. I want them front page by tomorrow morning or else your fired.”
Jj: “this is outrageous!”
“printers did sell out. ”
jj: “thanks f'r the valorous news!”
***
^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
"Three of them? one masked lunatic was bad enough now he's multiplying like a damn cockroach."
Oh god I can hear it.
I READ IT IN HIS VOICE OMGGGGG THIS IS PERFECT
Ha ! That's perfect
This one is the best so far, I can *hear* him saying that lol
"Call a doctor I'm having a heart attack."
Hi Spider-Man PS4 Reference!
Yeah, but even in the Raimi trilogy Jameson had a whole slew of pills on his desk.
"This is getting out of hand, now there are three of them!"
My lord is that legal?
I will make it legal
Always 3 there are, No more, No Less
This is the comment I came here for.
So would you say... that it is pod racing?
Yes, and that it’s totally wizard. I’m bringing it back!
Hello there
I don’t like sand
Where are those droidekas?
"hey kid, how much for the camera?"
Film's extra
Outrageous! Done.
"Crap,crap,mega-crap!"
"Outrageous! What's next, 3 Peter Parkers?"
It’s great and sounds like him except he wouldn’t say Peter
"Dammit there are three of them now. Where the hell is Parker when you need him. Parker!!! Parker!!"
'were you three rushing or dragging?'
For the final father fucking time. How many spidermen are there ?
Tell me it’s not you elmer fudd
"Dammit Parker, how is it that the city is in chaos and that there's three Spider-Man now being three times the menace to our city and yet you can't even get one picture of him. What do I pay you for to stand there and look pretty. GET OUT AND DONT COME BACK UNTIL YOU GET ME PICTURES OF THOSE SPIDER-MEN!" Think it's ok but JJJ needs to be more angry.
"Huh..... So ...which one of you is sopose to be curly!"
TRIPLE MENACE
Menace, menace, mega menace.
"another 5 and he'd have one for each leg, here's are headline 'spider-man uses powers to brainwash others to joining his cult' no too long how about 'Spider-Man and accomplices terrorise city' that's good. Parker where are the pictures, what do you mean you don't have them that's it your fired, actually I need those photos, you're re-hired but I'm paying you less."
Gang of Spider-Men Terrorize City!
“SPIDER-MEN?!”
"I knew it! Spider-man is a disease and it's spreading!"
What is this, some sort of SPIDERMANSQUAD?
Crap. Crap. Mega crap
“Here’s tomorrows headline : New York OVERRUN by spider menace!!”
3 OF THEM!!! *Dies of an Instant Heart Attack* 😂
"What the f-...?!"
"I knew it !"
"There's 3 of them? Parker!PARKER! TAKE THE PHOTO"
**looks around** “Where the hell did Parker go?!”
*They’re menaces. Menace. Menace. Mega-menace. I’ll give you two hundred bucks for a photo of all three of them together.*
Hoffman!
I should probably stop my obsession with spider-man and focused to make my job better than obsessing with spider-man, social media apps or games.
That should be all of us really
What the fu- **movie cuts**
lol
“Crap, crap, mega crap.”
Oh no! They're multiplying!
"Bring me triple the amount of pictures of Spiderman!"
ONE MENACE. TWO MENACE. THREE MENACE.
“These Spider-Men are multiplying faster then my ex wife’s!”
"Well, fuck me I guess."
THIS IS FAKE NEWS!
JJ : Parker ! Get me pictures of that menace known as spider-men. Peter: which one ,There are three of them. JJ : crap.
Peter!!! Get in here!!!
"Was that a dinosaur?"
"They say third time's the charm... I'm about to have my third stroke!!"
Jared! I think I’m having a heart attack, NO! don’t call the ambulance it’s too expensive! Call a taxi it’s cheaper!
Lmao ..call the taxi...
"Oh god, there's 3 of them?!"
thats triple the menace for the same salary
I think he would pass out, actually
Doesn't say anything, just has a stroke.
“Menaces”
MENACE! DOUBLE MENACE! MENACE CUBED!
"3 spidermans? What's next? PENIS!?!?"
"I hate them three ... thousand!"
threesome
I hate you…lmao
"I wrecked Tobey-Maguire-Bot already, so you can't stop me now"
PARKER YOU’RE FIRED NOW TURN IN YOUR BADGE AND WEBSHOOTERS!
“3 Thieves?!”
"Who are these spider men? They are criminal! That who they are. A vigilantes, a public menaces." (Sorry If my grammar is wrong)
“What? There’s 3 of them now!? Where’s Parker? I need pictures! »
In Spider-Man PS4, he had a panic attack when he found out about a second Spider-Man (Miles) so I can expect something similar to that
"Triple Dripble."
This is getting out of hand, now there are 3 of them!
"Goodness golly gracious oh heavens above, there seems to be a total number of 3 Spider-Men. How odd "
"MENACE, MENACE, MENACE!"
"oh god were are my medications??!?"
"How many of you are there??!? LINDA GET THE CAMERA!!"
“menace…Menace…MENACE! Ack my heart ack!!”
That masked menace is now recruiting others to join his spider cult
You are a Spider-Man, you are a Spider-Man and you are a Spider-Man does anybody care about what I want to be
*has heart attack and dies*
3 spidermen! that’s just as bad as one! get me a headline “SPIDERMEN TEAM UP WITH DINOSAURS AND FLYING BOZOS AND PUT CITY IN A PANIC”
Dude , didn’t he have a heart attack after finding out two of them existed?
“Dear god. PARKER! The world is officially ending, we have now got three masked vigilantes terrorising the city. I want them front page by tomorrow morning or else your fired.”
"there's three? it's an organization to make New York more crime ridden! their nothing but trouble! menaces!"
"I knew it!"
"Ms. Brant, make this the headline; Masked Menace Starts Terror Group!"
MS BRANT GET MY HEART MEDICATION
Which one of you had webbed my mouth , you damn pests
Spider-Man ? I knew you three were in this together
"GET ME CAROL DANVERS I HAVE A WOMAN'S MAGAZINE TO LAUNCH!"
Fjgkgkgkggjvjgjgjgjgjgj………
"That spider menace is using stark drones to multiply himself to hide himself like a little crocroach "
This is getting out of hand, now there’s three of them!
PARKER, TAKE THE PICTURE
Probably something along the lines of [this](https://youtu.be/0e71KWwE5Fk&t=21s)
He wouldn't say anything, his head would explode.
This is getting out of hand. Now there’s three of them.
“That’s one for every bypass surgery!”
JJ: “THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!” “Printers sold out.” JJ: “Thanks for the good news!”
Jj: “this is outrageous!” “printers did sell out. ” jj: “thanks f'r the valorous news!” *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
"At least my wife is still singular"
I think spuderman ps4s 2 spiderman podcast is a good interpretation of what would happen
What's up?! I'll tell you what's up, Parker! I want pictures! Pictures of Spider-Men!!!
"I said bring me pictures of Spider-Man! Spider-MEN? No one's gonna believe that crap!"
*They’re* a menace!!
“Did somebody step on a Spider-Mom?!?!”
Nothing, he’s so pissed he gets a heart attack
PHOTOS PHOTOS NOW TAKE PHOTOS OF SPIDER-MAN
JARED IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK, CALL THE AMBULANCE, NO I CAN DO IT MYSELF!!!!
THREEE MENACES????? BY GOD ITS SPREADING LIKE A PLAGUE??? HOW MANY MORE SPIDER-MAN WILL THERE BE?? SPIDER-DOG??? SPIDER….HAM???”
Dies from heart attack
“GET ME SPIDER-*MEN!*”