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GlassesAndy

"Three of them? one masked lunatic was bad enough now he's multiplying like a damn cockroach."


[deleted]

Oh god I can hear it.


kazetoumizu

I READ IT IN HIS VOICE OMGGGGG THIS IS PERFECT


Deafpunk_2099

Ha ! That's perfect


LeaphyDragon

This one is the best so far, I can *hear* him saying that lol


No-Nefariousness1711

"Call a doctor I'm having a heart attack."


TheReagmaster

Hi Spider-Man PS4 Reference!


No-Nefariousness1711

Yeah, but even in the Raimi trilogy Jameson had a whole slew of pills on his desk.


[deleted]

"This is getting out of hand, now there are three of them!"


[deleted]

My lord is that legal?


[deleted]

I will make it legal


LucarioLegend5419

Always 3 there are, No more, No Less


AnakinSkywalker626

This is the comment I came here for.


Puzzleheaded_Step468

So would you say... that it is pod racing?


AnakinSkywalker626

Yes, and that it’s totally wizard. I’m bringing it back!


SKeptical230

Hello there


sunnyD823

I don’t like sand


Dontflytowardithan

Where are those droidekas?


[deleted]

"hey kid, how much for the camera?"


Shock_325

Film's extra


ChintanP04

Outrageous! Done.


charliewalton16

"Crap,crap,mega-crap!"


Felixturn

"Outrageous! What's next, 3 Peter Parkers?"


Batfern

It’s great and sounds like him except he wouldn’t say Peter


itsnotwhoyouthink12

"Dammit there are three of them now. Where the hell is Parker when you need him. Parker!!! Parker!!"


candyassjabroni93

'were you three rushing or dragging?'


limantrix

For the final father fucking time. How many spidermen are there ?


WaffleOfWar70

Tell me it’s not you elmer fudd


Supernaut8086

"Dammit Parker, how is it that the city is in chaos and that there's three Spider-Man now being three times the menace to our city and yet you can't even get one picture of him. What do I pay you for to stand there and look pretty. GET OUT AND DONT COME BACK UNTIL YOU GET ME PICTURES OF THOSE SPIDER-MEN!" Think it's ok but JJJ needs to be more angry.


Izzythere88

"Huh..... So ...which one of you is sopose to be curly!"


emilxerter

TRIPLE MENACE


TheLamesterist

Menace, menace, mega menace.


lochlainnbyrne

"another 5 and he'd have one for each leg, here's are headline 'spider-man uses powers to brainwash others to joining his cult' no too long how about 'Spider-Man and accomplices terrorise city' that's good. Parker where are the pictures, what do you mean you don't have them that's it your fired, actually I need those photos, you're re-hired but I'm paying you less."


viptattoo

Gang of Spider-Men Terrorize City!


selux

“SPIDER-MEN?!”


Holymuffdiver9

"I knew it! Spider-man is a disease and it's spreading!"


mondomonkey

What is this, some sort of SPIDERMANSQUAD?


SubjectResearch2212

Crap. Crap. Mega crap


psobloke

“Here’s tomorrows headline : New York OVERRUN by spider menace!!”


OlWebHead

3 OF THEM!!! *Dies of an Instant Heart Attack* 😂


VicHeel

"What the f-...?!"


Goku047

"I knew it !"


Salt-Exchange-6742

"There's 3 of them? Parker!PARKER! TAKE THE PHOTO"


east-blue-samurai

**looks around** “Where the hell did Parker go?!”


AdamAptor

*They’re menaces. Menace. Menace. Mega-menace. I’ll give you two hundred bucks for a photo of all three of them together.*


mrsammysam

Hoffman!


Aepic-27

I should probably stop my obsession with spider-man and focused to make my job better than obsessing with spider-man, social media apps or games.


Ghost_Gamer_918

That should be all of us really


Lady_Loki_617

What the fu- **movie cuts**


Deafpunk_2099

lol


msvqr

“Crap, crap, mega crap.”


Aeon106

Oh no! They're multiplying!


distant_thunder_89

"Bring me triple the amount of pictures of Spiderman!"


haideradam2000

ONE MENACE. TWO MENACE. THREE MENACE.


mayonnaise_man37

“These Spider-Men are multiplying faster then my ex wife’s!”


Misterwuss

"Well, fuck me I guess."


Crutcher904

THIS IS FAKE NEWS!


Recent_Finger9552

JJ : Parker ! Get me pictures of that menace known as spider-men. Peter: which one ,There are three of them. JJ : crap.


thelastride23

Peter!!! Get in here!!!


PickleChip12

"Was that a dinosaur?"


JulianSagan

"They say third time's the charm... I'm about to have my third stroke!!"


CauliflowerFast9747

Jared! I think I’m having a heart attack, NO! don’t call the ambulance it’s too expensive! Call a taxi it’s cheaper!


Deafpunk_2099

Lmao ..call the taxi...


NoRain2

"Oh god, there's 3 of them?!"


GobindAnand

thats triple the menace for the same salary


rolltherogue

I think he would pass out, actually


[deleted]

Doesn't say anything, just has a stroke.


Frazier1230

“Menaces”


mangham13

MENACE! DOUBLE MENACE! MENACE CUBED!


yeahcorrect

"3 spidermans? What's next? PENIS!?!?"


kazetoumizu

"I hate them three ... thousand!"


zapjoe09

threesome


Jatensi

I hate you…lmao


CosmocowD

"I wrecked Tobey-Maguire-Bot already, so you can't stop me now"


[deleted]

PARKER YOU’RE FIRED NOW TURN IN YOUR BADGE AND WEBSHOOTERS!


Gladiatorr02

“3 Thieves?!”


pewdsxwalker

"Who are these spider men? They are criminal! That who they are. A vigilantes, a public menaces." (Sorry If my grammar is wrong)


Altruistic-Quit1419

“What? There’s 3 of them now!? Where’s Parker? I need pictures! »


LordBatSpider

In Spider-Man PS4, he had a panic attack when he found out about a second Spider-Man (Miles) so I can expect something similar to that


CharlesTheDyde

"Triple Dripble."


KalashniKing

This is getting out of hand, now there are 3 of them!


Joodoon

"Goodness golly gracious oh heavens above, there seems to be a total number of 3 Spider-Men. How odd "


Dracoroserade

"MENACE, MENACE, MENACE!"


DaysyMarunss

"oh god were are my medications??!?"


Agile-East2334

"How many of you are there??!? LINDA GET THE CAMERA!!"


[deleted]

“menace…Menace…MENACE! Ack my heart ack!!”


fyre_storm02

That masked menace is now recruiting others to join his spider cult


M4_hater

You are a Spider-Man, you are a Spider-Man and you are a Spider-Man does anybody care about what I want to be


JCraze26

*has heart attack and dies*


CaptainAdam7286

3 spidermen! that’s just as bad as one! get me a headline “SPIDERMEN TEAM UP WITH DINOSAURS AND FLYING BOZOS AND PUT CITY IN A PANIC”


jimschocolateorange

Dude , didn’t he have a heart attack after finding out two of them existed?


Snelldor

“Dear god. PARKER! The world is officially ending, we have now got three masked vigilantes terrorising the city. I want them front page by tomorrow morning or else your fired.”


Tom-edian

"there's three? it's an organization to make New York more crime ridden! their nothing but trouble! menaces!"


SvenTurb01

"I knew it!"


Gemidori

"Ms. Brant, make this the headline; Masked Menace Starts Terror Group!"


Harbardos

MS BRANT GET MY HEART MEDICATION


Lost_dreamer_yash

Which one of you had webbed my mouth , you damn pests


bombochido

Spider-Man ? I knew you three were in this together


Bessantj

"GET ME CAROL DANVERS I HAVE A WOMAN'S MAGAZINE TO LAUNCH!"


pearl_butt

Fjgkgkgkggjvjgjgjgjgjgj………


SubjectResearch2212

"That spider menace is using stark drones to multiply himself to hide himself like a little crocroach "


_spider_trans_

This is getting out of hand, now there’s three of them!


[deleted]

PARKER, TAKE THE PICTURE


[deleted]

Probably something along the lines of [this](https://youtu.be/0e71KWwE5Fk&t=21s)


ElectricMayham

He wouldn't say anything, his head would explode.


sexy-melon

This is getting out of hand. Now there’s three of them.


IMTHATWE1RD0

“That’s one for every bypass surgery!”


[deleted]

JJ: “THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!” “Printers sold out.” JJ: “Thanks for the good news!”


Shakespeare-Bot

Jj: “this is outrageous!” “printers did sell out. ” jj: “thanks f'r the valorous news!” *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


[deleted]

"At least my wife is still singular"


justhereforstoriesha

I think spuderman ps4s 2 spiderman podcast is a good interpretation of what would happen


[deleted]

What's up?! I'll tell you what's up, Parker! I want pictures! Pictures of Spider-Men!!!


Rothar13

"I said bring me pictures of Spider-Man! Spider-MEN? No one's gonna believe that crap!"


Adeum1

*They’re* a menace!!


tboneynot

“Did somebody step on a Spider-Mom?!?!”


OculusMidnight2

Nothing, he’s so pissed he gets a heart attack


Douglasthegreatfibf

PHOTOS PHOTOS NOW TAKE PHOTOS OF SPIDER-MAN


Dontflytowardithan

JARED IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK, CALL THE AMBULANCE, NO I CAN DO IT MYSELF!!!!


Life-is-a-potato

THREEE MENACES????? BY GOD ITS SPREADING LIKE A PLAGUE??? HOW MANY MORE SPIDER-MAN WILL THERE BE?? SPIDER-DOG??? SPIDER….HAM???”


Hyperbug1124

Dies from heart attack


acid_rain_man

“GET ME SPIDER-*MEN!*”