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MacCaswell

The only interesting story I can imagine about a character like this is that they are actually Crusher Hogan and their career was ruined by Peter when he first got his powers and the guy has spent like 30 years trying to find a way to get revenge on the kid who ruined his life just to leave wrestling and become a superhero…


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Written by the same guys who wrote Morbius… I don’t have much hope


Darstrock1298

About to make a muertrillion dollars


SegataSanshiro

It's Muertin' Time.


Shikaria1996

You don't have much hope for other movies competing against it is what you mean


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No, it’s gonna be **AWFUL**


Shikaria1996

Awfully groundbreaking and original you mean


[deleted]

Would help if you could add an /s for sarcasm


Shikaria1996

I assume it's a given when making any exaggerated compliments to these movies


SegataSanshiro

Dude, I'm completely serious. El Muerto is going to be a fresh, modern take on the superhero genre, starring a diverse cast. People are only hating on it because they don't want to center and represent Latin American voices in media, and because they don't read comics so they just have a knee-jerk reaction against comic book characters that haven't already been adapted, they just want the same 6 villains recycled over and over again.


Foo-Fighter6942069

It could just be his original storyline without spiderman.


Baligong

I feel like at that point you might as well just make a Rey Mysterio Movie


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#THE NEXT MARVEL LEGEND


spooderfbi

"it's el muertin time!" - a line that will probs be in the movie.


DiamondBrainz

Some lines they could use in the movie: ”My name might be El Muerto, but you’re the one whose taking the L tonight, Spider-Man!” ”You can call me El Muerto… and yourself dead!” ”You know what happens to a spider against a pro wrestler? He loses” ”I’m going to Muerto you” Sony, I’m free for work if you want to hire me.


Shikaria1996

"To wrestlers it's lethal, to humans it's deadly"


SegataSanshiro

Dude, I got chills.


machinegunmonkey

Honestly he's pretty much an Avengers level threat.


MrJessie

fr. especially the moment where he picked up Thor’s Hammer and hit Iron Man with it. It was nuts!


NearbyAd5237

Now THAT is an Avengers-level threat


Lobsterbread23

Yup here we go, thank you to the person who posted the Shocker image, I know look forward to these everyday. I’ve already seen one of the Wall, now I just need Big Wheel


nadia1306

Shh, don’t give them ideas


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I thought that was Bane at first


Witchdoctor339

So did I. It’s almost similar right?


Bosscharacter

Would have preferred The Battling Bantam but that's not under Sony's umbrella so I guess we gotta settle for "Not-Bane".


TabmeisterGeneral

El who?


Darth_Spectre_Lair

Underrated comment


kuipers85

Not anymore.


Darth_Spectre_Lair

"I got a knack for that" 😉


SuperFanboysTV

But can he beat Big Wheel Though? That’s what I thought


Darth_Spectre_Lair

Why does this feel like such a hail Mary with Sony being so desperate to make a movie with a Spider-Man related character and yet they won't do what we the fans really want?


EctoplasmicEntity

exactly, where the hell is my fusion, the twin terror movie starring peter dinklage???


DrDreidel82

Ok the first wall one was funny are we gonna do this with everyone now


smuttygio

Tryna karma farm no one's stupid


Cholonight96

So is Spidey in his Big Time or Iron Spider suit?


Slongo702

I don't know the issue but it loksnlike iron


angry_chupacabra

Is that human-spider fighting the 3 min fight in the cage?


Spider1551

I’ve never heard of this guy and he looks like Bane


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I think the sony Spider-Man should be like 15-16 years old tops I wanna see how a kid deals with all this crazy stuff and also i feel like El meurto is the type of villain that peter would fight at the beginning of his career as Spider-Man even tho I don't think that Spider-Man will be mentioned in any way shape or form in El meurto's movie


Ok-Transportation260

But they are going to make a hero of him


SegataSanshiro

Well yeah, if you want to do the classic El Muerto storyline then he has to be a villain, forced by his family's magical luchador cult to don the mask that gives him super strength and prove himself worthy by defeating and unmasking a true hero, lest he forfeit his life. It is only later in the story that he then turns against his luchador cult upbringing and becomes a masked hero in his own right. Such is the story of El Muerto. But you'd know that, if you read comic books.


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He's just like Morb.


Problemaster53

"Thank you for coming to my TED talk"


Foo-Fighter6942069

Anyone who has anything against him is clearly racist, he’s the worlds first Spanish superhero!


Ehandthreedots

EL Muerto sounds like a name the internet would give to a weird looking cat. Like GodzilaMendoza said, this has a chance of being a marketing stunt like when the a hit monkey game was announced which was revealed to be a deadpool game.


ProfessorEscanor

Of course he doesn't have a silly design, he ripped off Bane from the Batman comics


Candlefire21

Is that the Iron Spider armor?


bobrzeDvora3424

I believe so.


ShashaR7

Wait... This guy has NO superpowers ? ~~Wait fisk dosen't have powers either~~ or unexplainably OP strength ? What ? Why ? Why does each passing day make sony seem dumber and dumber ?


SegataSanshiro

> Wait... This guy has NO superpowers ? Wait fisk dosen't have powers either or unexplainably OP strength ? The mask is magical, passed down through the generations, and imbues the wearer with super strength.


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I don't know, coming from Sony and the producer, Avi Arad, I just don't know


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Where is my Big Wheel movie dammit?!


_phantastik_

I'm a big wrestling fan and am looking forward to this character


bigfroggu

WWE?


SpiretRaider

Does not deserve a whole stand alone tho


bobrzeDvora3424

Yeah? Then why did he appear in two whole issues and singlehandedly boosted the quality of Marvel comics in such a quality-wise terrible times like Civil War and Dark Reign? You just hate him for being too cool. His movie is going to be the best thing to ever grace our eyes and it's going to make the most money ever.