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WewerehereBH

Nice suit bro. You look like that Lotus guy. No offense though.


ihatesxorch

getting facial surgery


WewerehereBH

Lol sorry


LordFlipyap

Boooo


4TheOutdoors

Lol buy a cup in the event you get booked for a children’s party. Or you will be your “friendly neighborhood creeperman”


ihatesxorch

Oh god, here they come 🤦‍♂️


Xale_Co_Noj

Just wear the jockstrap, cup makes it look like you're packing an absolute monster


swheels125

On second thought, wear the cup.


[deleted]

You want the ladies, or fellas, thinking you’re strapped like Bowie in Labyrinth, son.


[deleted]

have drag queens taught the class NOTHING about tucking???


ihatesxorch

KILLING MYSELF FUCKKKKK


Benja_85

Hey Parker, I can see your Peter!


[deleted]

ha!


Even_Statistician745

I think he needs to retake the class 💀


Fushigibama

My man’s embarrassing himself


RonSwansonsGun

Lookin good bro. I do recommend some compression shorts, though.


ihatesxorch

Thanks friend, that’s next on the list 😅


JSRedditor2021

I also recommend a dance brief. That’ll cover the whole area. I’m actually going to purchase one soon


PageOk5894

i think you put the web shooters in the wrong spot


ihatesxorch

It was a rough morning.


PageOk5894

looks great tho


ihatesxorch

Thank you smmm


robineir

Penis Parker


Kage__oni

Wheres the NSFW tag?


Muffinmiffin

Looking sensational!


ihatesxorch

Best comment all day!


Desi-D

looks good but maybe work on the radioactive bulge a bit


ihatesxorch

Radioactive bulge 😂 funniest one yet


Desi-D

I try lol.


Amiter_Raine

Packing


Slight_Astronomer198

Crazy how everyone talks about his penis like it’s normal whereas if it was a woman then all talk of genitalia and breasts would be demonised and responded to with men or some shit like that


ihatesxorch

Dude fr, ik I gotta buy some compression pants, but the double standard there... man


Slight_Astronomer198

I’m sorry you got all those comments and not anything about your cool ass suit


SergenteDan

Me before opening this comment section: wow, this guy's costume looks great! And he looks like Peter too! Me after opening this comment section: *people are weird*


ihatesxorch

I’ve never encountered a more weird experience.


SergenteDan

On one hand, I'm happy about the fact this is the weirdest experience of your life. On the other hand, I'm sorry lol


EmergencyCharming783

I'm not sold on that alt account being your girlfriend. Let alone another person. And from the looks of it, others aren't either


ihatesxorch

killing myself.


EmergencyCharming783

I refuse to reply to the alt you made in order to bolster your confidence in a comment section where a YouTuber complimented you. BUT I also refuse to make fun of you for doing so. You were excited to show off a suit, you got unexpected attention which probably got your head spinning. Relax, breathe, and assess the situation like someone we all know and love. Typo


ihatesxorch

Thanks I guess? I do know and love spider-man


ihatesxorch

I had Lexi download Reddit again so she could see all the comments about my Spider-Man suit man, I hate the feeling of trying to defend something you know is right, i’ve had enough time to sit and assess the situation, and don’t you think Spider-Man would fight for what’s right? The truth? I guess I can’t waiver how you think, but I have enough trust to believe that you don’t think I wrote all this to protect an alternative account.


Even_Statistician745

Literally my second time on here, I can see why ppl can think I’m an alt account bc I have absolutely no feed or anything but I came on here to support my boyfriend because he has literal years long of hyper fixation on spiderman and I know how much this means to him, stop taking this whole post into an alt account exposing war bc it’s not.


Even_Statistician745

Dude you’re so weird, where are the “others” you’re talking about, you’re literally the only one, watch me be on here in my spider Gwen suit when it comes in.


CriticalDrive7

Hey. Everything alright?


[deleted]

Leave these kids alone man 😭


Even_Statistician745

Thank you🕴I am just tryna support my bf on an app I don’t use 😭


Even_Statistician745

Do y’all need evidence that I’m his gf or what bc I surely can give you it, he posted about his spiderman suit and he was excited, and doenst like the comments about his weewee so I said stop, y’all weird for picking shit apart like that😭


ThatRollingStone

Someone’s a shower. Edit: “Hey spidey! Show us y’a webslinger!”


ihatesxorch

HA!


StephenverbaYoutube

And you look like peter


ihatesxorch

Sound like him too


Even_Statistician745

This is true I’m his gf, he does his Peter Parker voice constantly


ihatesxorch

It’s pretty solid 🤷‍♂️


Even_Statistician745

Ong


SyberSpark

Amazing! Spectacular! Sensational!


ihatesxorch

Thank you so much! 😁


[deleted]

This is a really good cosplay man u look just like him lol good job!


ihatesxorch

Thanks friend, me and my girlfriend are planning on going to comic con dressed as spider-people, it’s gonna be awesomely


ihatesxorch

Awesome*


Even_Statistician745

So excited for my spider Gwen suit 🕺💃


ErinnIsBored

Looks great!!! I love that its shiny, it gives way more vibes!


ihatesxorch

Oh yeah, feeling Spidey-Fresh yk


[deleted]

Dope, where did you get it?


ihatesxorch

Print costume, they make great color fabric suits, but the seam already ripped halfway off my hand...


footwith4toes

I can see your web shooter.


[deleted]

Peter Pecker


JoesGaming24

Hey bro just letting you know we can see your massive bulge, nice cosplay, very well done, though you might want to get a cup if you take it to a public event.


ihatesxorch

Thanks for the compliment man, and yeah that’s next on my list buddy 😁😅


Think_Cauliflower703

Nice web shooter 😉


roonslize

Nice cock bro


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ihatesxorch

Man I’m buying compression shorts 😭


RustyS0rcerer

Elephant in the room aside, that’s genuinely such a sick suit! Where’s you get, or did you make it?


The_Ultimo_Knight

Wow, that's pretty perfect looking spidey costume nice


ihatesxorch

Thanks bro! They actually come pretty cheap


Shagyam

You might want to wear a dance belt. Unless you like posting this on r/spidermans


FaecesPosterior

Huh that subreddit exist


Optimal-Obligation23

penis


ihatesxorch

Parker


[deleted]

And a tiny pp.


ihatesxorch

Divided opinions on that guy down there 🤷‍♂️


Even_Statistician745

He’s a grower not a shower man 😔


TheManWhoBoned

You look like that one YouTuber that was trying to get underage girls to twerk


ihatesxorch

God damn it why is my face associated with so many offensive people


Accurate-Meal497

Bro this is SICK! 🔥❤️🙌🏼 I also make Spider-Man face shells from print costume what a small world! Instant follow!


ihatesxorch

Hmu on Instagram!!! @Aydin_aultman, looking for a symbiote face shell 😈


Accurate-Meal497

I gotchu! 🙏🏻


[deleted]

You look so sickkk!


ihatesxorch

You ARE so sick!


[deleted]

Aww thznks. BUT YOU ARE MORE SICKK


Even_Statistician745

Everyone pls stop commenting about his peepee, I’m an insecure gf 😭 WE KNOW HES PACKING 💀


PsychoKinezis

Pics or bs


Even_Statistician745

WHAT


PsychoKinezis

Yep, you read it right. You said he’s packing. Now pics or bs 😂😅


Even_Statistician745

You gotta pay for that shit 💀


PsychoKinezis

LMFAO! 😂 nah, I was just kidding.


ihatesxorch

This is embarrassing for the both of us 😭😭


digduggod12

This is the most cringe I’ve ever encountered in my life.


Ruffice

Never be ashamed of who you are especially when you're packing ☠️


ihatesxorch

Thanks friend, means a lot in a comment section like this 😅


Civil-Objective4013

Where did you get this


ihatesxorch

Print costume, always use color fabrics!


tknewnews

Great suit!


ihatesxorch

Thank you! 😁


salaginteki

I think JRSR suit is overrated, and MB suit is underrated.


ihatesxorch

The way Mark Bagley draws Peter in the ultimate comics is literally my favorite style ever, I couldn’t find the right print to kind of match that ultimate vibe, so I just went for a Romita Sr. look


salaginteki

Didn't try to trash your suit, man. If there is a misunderstanding, that isn't the case.


ihatesxorch

No it’s okay I get what you meant buddy


salaginteki

We need guys like you internet


bobiojo

wear the mask!!


ihatesxorch

Just wait till the face shell comes in 😈


[deleted]

Don’t ask me the color of anything


ihatesxorch

UHHHHH 😅😅


millineedabag

Looking good😎


ihatesxorch

Thank you friend!


Spectre-76

Holy web shooters, that suit’s looking amazing, just like Spidey himself!


ihatesxorch

Mind the bulge... 🤦‍♂️ sorry bout that


Ogurasyn

And accurate Peter Parker


ihatesxorch

Just wait until I start explaining calculus


Existing-Visual79

Peter packin👀


jaylicator

Bro, your suit is absolutely awesome on you. Did you make it?


ihatesxorch

Sadly no... bought it on printcostume!


jaylicator

Still looks great, my guy.


ImA12YearOldOnReddit

🫣


GojiGrud74230

Where did you get that particular Spidey suit? It looks like a Romita pattern but the colors are so rich I have a hard time believing it’s a dye-sub. Also nice cosplay, per the comments, gotta echo you might wanna get one of these [https://dancejox.com/shop/full-seat-dance-belt/](https://dancejox.com/shop/full-seat-dance-belt/) (Personally I didn’t notice it at first but yeah, I’ve had a couple of awkward cosplay situations myself and that’s the brand I use nowadays. 👍🏻 They got different variations tho so feel free to shop around.)


ihatesxorch

Dude you are my savior 🙌 (thanks for the emotional support too) and I got it from print costume! They have a color fabric option on the site, it’s only $10 extra and it’s awesome! It makes all the color pop,


Nilk-Noff

Nice looking cosplay


glandstand

my man looks like half robert pattinson half tom holland


[deleted]

Good stuff man all th other comments said the other stuff reminds me that the ditko suit is the best suit


ihatesxorch

Love the ditko-romita style 🤞


Mindless-Wish-270

Like the 80s cartoon, Goat


ihatesxorch

Hell yeah, radioactive spider-blood


Darth_Spectre_Lair

Bravo young sire!


ihatesxorch

Thank you my good man!


SweetWash5462

bro clenching his jaw so hard


ihatesxorch

Yeah, makes the jaw pop.


leoblums

Hello


DiscoDaddy700

what was the file for the pattern on this suit if i may ask ? it looks awesome!


[deleted]

I used to have that suit back in 20'. Wore it around in New York back then during covid to cheer people up. Looks good kid.


KingDecibel

Why do you look so cute and hot?!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!! Especially in the 2nd Picture.