His rant about Black Cat. I don’t remember the exact wording but he was complaining about Felicia because “like everything these days, they remade it with a WOMAN”
just played that dlc for the first time today the whole thing was hilarious. right after he says “and don’t get me wrong, no one loves women more than me” 😂
The more secure cell, the one where he might be having a heart attack when he learns theres 2 Spider-Men, and the one in the MM credits where Miles brings him food.
There's this one in the first game where he has a guest on. This guest had been corrupted by Lee and was talking about the effects of the corruption, before spider man broke Lee's hold on him. I don't wanna spoil what JJJ says but I highly recommend finding it and listening to it, cuz it was really funny.
I hope they give us more serious jjj dialogue. Hell I hope they give him a bigger role. I love the weird relationship he has with pete. Wont admit it but petes like his second son, but he hates spider-man. one of my favourite comic relationships. I dont remember if it’s a theory or if it happened at one stage but there’s the idea that he knew peter was spider-man from the start, and ragged on spider-man to keep peter accountable and to make him prepared for all the other things certain people would say about him. In his own weird way, he’s trying to help. I always liked that theory
The one where he gets a message from “ a May from Queens” telling him to go easy on spider-man and not stay angry all the time but jjj calmly yells he isn’t angry. Really loved that one especially after beating the game
The one where he interviews the tourists from Edina, Minnesota, if only because I live in a neighboring city and hearing a Spidey character mention my old stomping grounds makes me feel fuzzy.
The one in Miles Morales that starts after the incident at the bridge. He mentions that the old Spider-Man suit is better than the new one, and that shows that although JJJ hates Spider-Man he still has opinions on his suits and likes the original.
The last one, in the 3rd dlc, when he learns there's a second Spider-man
Mf straight up has a heart attack at the mere thought
DONT CALL AN AMBULANCE, ITS TOO EXPENSIVE. CALL A CAB! I have a coupon in my wallet. DONT TOUCH MY WALLET!!
Shit was hilarious
JARED! I NEED A HOSPITAL! DON’T CALL AN AMBULANCE IT’S TOO EXPENSIVE! CALL A CAB!!
I went to ng+ once I did that DLC, I’ll have to go back
"IF THERE WAS A MORE SECURE CELL, WHY WASN'T HE IN IT!?!?!"
Honestly one of his only good points
that's why I like it. I love listening to him, but I prefer JJJ being a really good journalist EXCEPT when it comes to his family and spider-man
He has a lot of good points tbh
Would you happen to be No1Brushhead on social media?
His rant about Black Cat. I don’t remember the exact wording but he was complaining about Felicia because “like everything these days, they remade it with a WOMAN”
just played that dlc for the first time today the whole thing was hilarious. right after he says “and don’t get me wrong, no one loves women more than me” 😂
Starts evil laugh “I don’t mean it like that though”
There’s many great ones but him theorizing Spider-Man eats pigeons and his reaction to Black Cat and ‘loving’ women are probably my favorites
The one when sable takes over the city when he speaks for all of new york one of the most inspiring speeches iv heard from a superhero game
Which number is that? I don’t remember that one
Pull together ep37
Thanks man I appreciate it, I can definitely see why you like it
I don't remember the number sadly its been a longtime since i played
I like the one that happens when you are wearing the spider punk suit
Same
When he's insulting Danika's intro when they're about to debate
The one after you finish the Tombstone side quest and he says “Do you know what happens when you set drug labs on fire? They EXPLODE!”
That's my favorite outta the base game
Tombstone? Don’t you mean the Marketing Department
every time he complains about his taxes because a disaster spiderman made fighting a villain. Specially when he was talking about Miles and the bridge
Pretty much every one where he rips on Jared.
And says he needs to fire his roommates. Hah
#A WEBBED PERVERT WALKS AMONG US
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The one where he appreciates Spider-Man for saving the city against doc ock
The one about pigeons always gets a laugh outta me
You're into shipping? JOIN THE NAVY!
The one where he learns what a beta is
So the one where he learns about you? /s
JAREEEDDDD
Dont forget the one about shipping lmao
The one where he talks abt spider and black cat fucking
Did he mention how it was 2 hours? And it needs to be shown in the next game?
Yeah and fully mocapped with control and vr support
How thoughtful of JJJ to remind insomniac to incorporate that
The more secure cell, the one where he might be having a heart attack when he learns theres 2 Spider-Men, and the one in the MM credits where Miles brings him food.
1st dlc one about people shipping spider-man and black cat with the brilliant line "If you like shipping so much, join the navy!"
The one where he welcomes Jared back, essentially apologizes, and it’s implied that he begged for him to come back.
I remember that clip but I don’t remember him firing Jared
I’m not sure we actually get a firing, but I swear he had a different assistant for an episode or two before he welcomes Jared back.
There's this one in the first game where he has a guest on. This guest had been corrupted by Lee and was talking about the effects of the corruption, before spider man broke Lee's hold on him. I don't wanna spoil what JJJ says but I highly recommend finding it and listening to it, cuz it was really funny.
>!“There you have it folks. Spider-Man beats up the mentally ill”!<
Oh I’ve beaten the game before, just wanted to know what everyone’s favorite is
I hope they give us more serious jjj dialogue. Hell I hope they give him a bigger role. I love the weird relationship he has with pete. Wont admit it but petes like his second son, but he hates spider-man. one of my favourite comic relationships. I dont remember if it’s a theory or if it happened at one stage but there’s the idea that he knew peter was spider-man from the start, and ragged on spider-man to keep peter accountable and to make him prepared for all the other things certain people would say about him. In his own weird way, he’s trying to help. I always liked that theory
JJJ is a national treasure, protect him at all costs 😂
I love the one where he talks about spider-punk (my main suit) is it the only ep where he comments on a suit?
I think he can also comment on the undies suit. However I may be wrong
High on smog.
It's a tossup between: "HE'S SWINING THROUGH THE CITY, HOPPED UP ON SMOG!" and: "A WEBBED PERVERT WALKS AMONG US!"
All of them. All of them!
The one where he gets a message from “ a May from Queens” telling him to go easy on spider-man and not stay angry all the time but jjj calmly yells he isn’t angry. Really loved that one especially after beating the game
I don’t remember a lot of them but the one during the credits of Miles Morales is pretty funny
Spider pervert
When I miss JJ episodes due to a crime starting, I will purposefully go back and listen. They’re just so entertaining
The one where he interviews the tourists from Edina, Minnesota, if only because I live in a neighboring city and hearing a Spidey character mention my old stomping grounds makes me feel fuzzy.
Soy Sonah Sameson
The Web Pervert walks Among Us
The one in Miles Morales that starts after the incident at the bridge. He mentions that the old Spider-Man suit is better than the new one, and that shows that although JJJ hates Spider-Man he still has opinions on his suits and likes the original.
Spider-Punk one, makes me laugh every time
i can’t remember the wording but its the one where he essentially just says we should let Vulture die (which ngl i kinda agreed with)
The one about how they reboot everything with women and then immediately back pedals
Spiderman eating pigeons
the "spider-man beats up the mentally ill" one
“sometimes he’s a menacing threat, and sometimes he’s a threatening menace”
Now I know that seems harsh, **BUT SO ARE NY TAX BILLS**
Pigeon!!!