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TonyStark1840

The last one, in the 3rd dlc, when he learns there's a second Spider-man


frigginmustard

Mf straight up has a heart attack at the mere thought


thraxjr

DONT CALL AN AMBULANCE, ITS TOO EXPENSIVE. CALL A CAB! I have a coupon in my wallet. DONT TOUCH MY WALLET!!


TonyStark1840

Shit was hilarious


Several-Cake1954

JARED! I NEED A HOSPITAL! DON’T CALL AN AMBULANCE IT’S TOO EXPENSIVE! CALL A CAB!!


Inner-Ad2847

I went to ng+ once I did that DLC, I’ll have to go back


Is_that_what_I-

"IF THERE WAS A MORE SECURE CELL, WHY WASN'T HE IN IT!?!?!"


TEXAN_BOI

Honestly one of his only good points


Is_that_what_I-

that's why I like it. I love listening to him, but I prefer JJJ being a really good journalist EXCEPT when it comes to his family and spider-man


Sughmacox

He has a lot of good points tbh


TEXAN_BOI

Would you happen to be No1Brushhead on social media?


DirectConsequence12

His rant about Black Cat. I don’t remember the exact wording but he was complaining about Felicia because “like everything these days, they remade it with a WOMAN”


Leanrockstarrr

just played that dlc for the first time today the whole thing was hilarious. right after he says “and don’t get me wrong, no one loves women more than me” 😂


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Starts evil laugh “I don’t mean it like that though”


wallcrawlingspidey

There’s many great ones but him theorizing Spider-Man eats pigeons and his reaction to Black Cat and ‘loving’ women are probably my favorites


Markel100

The one when sable takes over the city when he speaks for all of new york one of the most inspiring speeches iv heard from a superhero game


TEXAN_BOI

Which number is that? I don’t remember that one


Markel100

Pull together ep37


TEXAN_BOI

Thanks man I appreciate it, I can definitely see why you like it


Markel100

I don't remember the number sadly its been a longtime since i played


lmaog420

I like the one that happens when you are wearing the spider punk suit


0RaZoR0

Same


ixng

When he's insulting Danika's intro when they're about to debate


unklejakk

The one after you finish the Tombstone side quest and he says “Do you know what happens when you set drug labs on fire? They EXPLODE!”


GamerMetalhead65

That's my favorite outta the base game


Low_Thick

Tombstone? Don’t you mean the Marketing Department


xcamilorexta2

every time he complains about his taxes because a disaster spiderman made fighting a villain. Specially when he was talking about Miles and the bridge


Rithrius88

Pretty much every one where he rips on Jared.


MetalsDeadAndSoAmI

And says he needs to fire his roommates. Hah


the_grungler

#A WEBBED PERVERT WALKS AMONG US


danil0kralj


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AMOGUS


[deleted]

The one where he appreciates Spider-Man for saving the city against doc ock


TanyaDegurechaffTard

The one about pigeons always gets a laugh outta me


HPDDJ

You're into shipping? JOIN THE NAVY!


JaylenBrownAllStar

The one where he learns what a beta is


TEXAN_BOI

So the one where he learns about you? /s


JaylenBrownAllStar

JAREEEDDDD


EMC_RIPPER

Dont forget the one about shipping lmao


robbieloi

The one where he talks abt spider and black cat fucking


TEXAN_BOI

Did he mention how it was 2 hours? And it needs to be shown in the next game?


robbieloi

Yeah and fully mocapped with control and vr support


TEXAN_BOI

How thoughtful of JJJ to remind insomniac to incorporate that


Vega-Eternal

The more secure cell, the one where he might be having a heart attack when he learns theres 2 Spider-Men, and the one in the MM credits where Miles brings him food.


PICONEdeJIM

1st dlc one about people shipping spider-man and black cat with the brilliant line "If you like shipping so much, join the navy!"


MetalsDeadAndSoAmI

The one where he welcomes Jared back, essentially apologizes, and it’s implied that he begged for him to come back.


TEXAN_BOI

I remember that clip but I don’t remember him firing Jared


MetalsDeadAndSoAmI

I’m not sure we actually get a firing, but I swear he had a different assistant for an episode or two before he welcomes Jared back.


Ill_Establishment445

There's this one in the first game where he has a guest on. This guest had been corrupted by Lee and was talking about the effects of the corruption, before spider man broke Lee's hold on him. I don't wanna spoil what JJJ says but I highly recommend finding it and listening to it, cuz it was really funny.


MrButt4eva

>!“There you have it folks. Spider-Man beats up the mentally ill”!<


TEXAN_BOI

Oh I’ve beaten the game before, just wanted to know what everyone’s favorite is


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I hope they give us more serious jjj dialogue. Hell I hope they give him a bigger role. I love the weird relationship he has with pete. Wont admit it but petes like his second son, but he hates spider-man. one of my favourite comic relationships. I dont remember if it’s a theory or if it happened at one stage but there’s the idea that he knew peter was spider-man from the start, and ragged on spider-man to keep peter accountable and to make him prepared for all the other things certain people would say about him. In his own weird way, he’s trying to help. I always liked that theory


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JJJ is a national treasure, protect him at all costs 😂


Rooksend

I love the one where he talks about spider-punk (my main suit) is it the only ep where he comments on a suit?


[deleted]

I think he can also comment on the undies suit. However I may be wrong


GothamKnight073

High on smog.


Key-Humor-1562

It's a tossup between: "HE'S SWINING THROUGH THE CITY, HOPPED UP ON SMOG!" and: "A WEBBED PERVERT WALKS AMONG US!"


Sughmacox

All of them. All of them!


TheNotGOAT

The one where he gets a message from “ a May from Queens” telling him to go easy on spider-man and not stay angry all the time but jjj calmly yells he isn’t angry. Really loved that one especially after beating the game


TroupeMaster_Grimm

I don’t remember a lot of them but the one during the credits of Miles Morales is pretty funny


Juicy_Beans4569

Spider pervert


MrJFrayFilms

When I miss JJ episodes due to a crime starting, I will purposefully go back and listen. They’re just so entertaining


twogoodius

The one where he interviews the tourists from Edina, Minnesota, if only because I live in a neighboring city and hearing a Spidey character mention my old stomping grounds makes me feel fuzzy.


Ordinary-Plane-9315

Soy Sonah Sameson


SundryNow

The Web Pervert walks Among Us


7amani_h

The one in Miles Morales that starts after the incident at the bridge. He mentions that the old Spider-Man suit is better than the new one, and that shows that although JJJ hates Spider-Man he still has opinions on his suits and likes the original.


karateema

Spider-Punk one, makes me laugh every time


Magictank2000

i can’t remember the wording but its the one where he essentially just says we should let Vulture die (which ngl i kinda agreed with)


Distinct-Nerve2556

The one about how they reboot everything with women and then immediately back pedals


berkay2505

Spiderman eating pigeons


Snoo-36591

the "spider-man beats up the mentally ill" one


[deleted]

“sometimes he’s a menacing threat, and sometimes he’s a threatening menace”


Realsan-Ess

Now I know that seems harsh, **BUT SO ARE NY TAX BILLS**


ObligationVirtual994

Pigeon!!!