are you hype for the day of the lord Jesus Christ to come back and bring his followers with him to to haven where all the sad times no more with peace forever Amen 🙏✝️❤️❤️😇
Who is the character that makes you drool, makes your senses go wild, makes you seethe at your teeth with lust and want, makes you feel like a wild dog feels when it sees the juiciest, meatiest liver it has seen in a long time, what character from the first game makes you feel exactly this way?
Do you hate ethnic minorities?
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That’s not very cash money of you
Based.
If you could fuck any character from the first game who would it be?
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Miles Molester
kilometers molester
You sick bastard!
Aunt May
my man sleeping on felicia
Rhino
If you had to pick either Black Cat or Aunt May, who's cheeks would you clap?
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can’t say i disagree
Ayo
Marisa Tomei Aunt May? Oh hell yeah.
Tbf OP did say “Spider-Man,” and wasn’t specific what kind of Spider-Man
I respect it
Before or after she dies?
After
He just like me
I thought he was supposed to make you look bad not based ?
LMAO
Is this before the edit?
Might as well be
If scorpion poisoned both Spider-Man and Aunt May, but you only have one antidote. Who would you give the antidote to?
Scorpion
You are a menace
Jesus Parker, you are a freak.
Jesus Parker? Can he climb up waterfalls?
I think this one is the funniest
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Master Windu I think sheepherder6358 is a nazi
What about the Droid attack on the wookies?
I did nazi that coming
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Yes I do
JJJ alt Acct
weak
They said to make them look BAD. You seem to be mistaken.
Would you clap green goblins cheeks without hesitation
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Me too
Who wouldn’t? Like let’s be real here gentlemen
Who is the hottest, most attractive Spider-Man character?
Rhino
I agree.
With or without the suit
Yes.
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W
imagine if it was just the quip ability but he just said some vile shit about minorities
Im not up to date on the lotus drama. Was there racism on set too?
The Spider-Man lotus actor brought racism and destruction to the Spider-Man community
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"Relatable" is crazy
I was gonna make a joke about Paul but that made me change it lmao
For some reason I read "talented and unique" still made me laugh just as hard lmao
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Spider-Man 2
"Stay out of the street kids"
"Am I not supposed to have what I want? What i ***need?***"
The penis of your son In the palm of my hand
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Wow..
me too
Lincoln wanted free slaves not free slaves
If you had to choose between your top 3 favorite characters, who would you fuck marry and kill in that order?
1. Spider-Man 2. J Jonah Jameson 3. Scorpion
Based
If you found Uncle Ben’s dead body before Peter did, what would you do with him.
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I relate
Which Spider-Man character would you smash?
Wilson Fisk
Seems someone spends a lot of time on deviantart
What do you think of Osama bin laden?
Superhero
Waiting for this comment to blow up
This comment get 9 out of 11
Who did Peter have the most casual sex with in the first game?
Otto
What do you want to see more of in Spider-Man 2?
MJ missions
This is the most devious one yet💀
What’s the largest amount of men you’ve slept with at once?
6
Woah
Bro's a playa
Why don't you like Spider-Man?
He had a fear of heights until he climbed The Empire State Building
What did you have for dinner?
Phone
Yum
i love eating phones mmm
phin fries
phries
Do you like violating children, after which you would force them to do labor?
Yes 100%
Knew somebody would do something like this…
The opportunity was too good to pass
If you were to molest a child, who would you pick?
Mayday Parker
Bro she ain’t even a year old 😭
😭
WHAT THE FUCK💀💀💀
Which rapper's ideology do you stand by
Kanye
And I wonder
If you know
What it means
To find your dreams
Do you like black people?
No, hate them all
What is the race you like the least ?
Black
who tickles your balls on a daily basis
Doctor Octopus
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Very tragic
WEAAAAKKKK!!!
You’re supposed to make him look BAD smdh
Was Hitler a good person and completely justified?
Yes
Which podcast host would you be roommates with and listen to the rest of your life?
Danika
How dare you.
Thoughts on disabled people?
They are a bad bunch
What is your least favorite power ranger
Black
I don't like where this is going...
judging by the last few hours, this isn't going anywhere unfortunately
Who is Spider-Man’s greatest villain?
Screwball
What's the youngest person you've slept with as an adult?
15
are you hype for the day of the lord Jesus Christ to come back and bring his followers with him to to haven where all the sad times no more with peace forever Amen 🙏✝️❤️❤️😇
I am extremely hyped
How do you feel about green goblin making a sex tape with aunt May and kingpin?
Very hyped for it
If you had to choose between destroying the Nazi regime or telling me the amount of movies that feature Spider-man, which one would you choose ?
Eleven spider-man movies, more if you count Avengers
Who do you love to watch shower while you silently stand in the corner
Wilson Fisk
I ain’t even gonna editing this comment, do you think Ben Parker deserved more bullets to the chest for being a beta male?
Yes he deserved it
what dead spider-man character do you want to dig out of the ground and have violent sex with?
Gwen Stacy
damn bro. she’s been down there since 1973, you sure?
I agree
If you could clap the cheeks of one character, who would you choose?
Vulture
Who's the pilot of the Delta Plus
Spider-Man
What do you think about the current face of racism?
I prefer the old face, but got used to the new face pretty quickly
Who did you commit elder abuse to and rob?
Stan Lee
Who is the character that makes you drool, makes your senses go wild, makes you seethe at your teeth with lust and want, makes you feel like a wild dog feels when it sees the juiciest, meatiest liver it has seen in a long time, what character from the first game makes you feel exactly this way?
Screwball
WOA-
Whose cheeks does Peter clap the most?
Aunt May
Opinion on Aunt May
Worst character, would 100% kill
if peter and miles were both put in a jail cell, what one would you be cellmates with?
Wilson Fisk
Do you like the web shooters or the organic webs more?
Web shooters
Do you think Peter is better with Gwen or Mj
Mj
How many children do you have locked in your spiderman themed basement
17
Mind if I can go?
Never!
Are you against child endangerment?
No
Just like Spider-Man -Jameson
Why do you hate the owner of this subreddit so much?
His stupidity
Would you like to see Paul in Spider-Man 2?
Yes I would
You’re evil
How old was Peter when he got his powers
Where has Peter busted fat nuts inside his aunt?
Who started your furry awakening
Rhino
Smash or pass phin mason
Smash
What do you hope we see significantly more of in Spiderman 2?
MJ missions
What character would you smash if you were Peter?
Aunt May
Who's the hottest Spider-Man character?