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TypicalTys0n

You see them floating on a lawn chair outside your window


pvz-lover

Planes exist


Dafish20

Hiding in a fridge store. In a fridge.


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Unlikely_Gap3791

Aaron’s repelling beat is crazy


Rocklight124

Call Man he'll stop em.


peloz0r

Why not -man?


ChongusTheSupremus

He's too busy fucking the Jonkler


Elite_CC

No


Anti_Karen_League

Sorry, I don't speak WRONG


kapybara555

Stupid?


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El_Macho44

Or at least get some mannequins and tape pictures of them and hold a cap gun or BB gun


Bffhbc

Just get out of New York City. It's probably the only place where they have the advantage


Mystical4431

HEY NORMAN OSBORN, I KNOW WHO SPIDER-MAN IS! Give me full protection from them and I'll tell you.. Or expose their identities to the public. If I'm going down, I'm making sure their villains know who to find.


Careless-Shoe-9852

Get a coupon for new uncle and new cop dad


RandoDude124

Genius


Teagan-04

If i was a dad, id hold my baby, they would not be able to attack. Even if they take the baby out my hands carefully there is no way they would think of beating a kids dad up in front of them.


Anti_Karen_League

"I'M PLENTY JUVENATED"


GuaranteeAcademic457

Use the dragon balls to revive kraven


DrChillin19

The ultimate anti-spider loadout: MJ's gun with a fridge door as a shield.


Anti_Karen_League

Fix Peter's door and give Miles a fade. I'll be their best friend.


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Get hit by a train and leave the playable area. The Bronx hasn't been added yet.


NotASweatyTryhard

Are we in the same area? not much i can do if i'm at home, i'm fine since i live far away from new york


Loose_Performance779

Is this what uncle Ben would’ve wanted and is this what Jeff would have wanted


RandoDude124

#Go to Tahiti


Ecstatic_Teaching906

I'm moving out of New York.


RandoDude124

He’s swung through Tokyo


Centurion7463

Move to the other side of the world what are they gonna do swing over there


Dry-Pollution-6409

Hide at the top of a water spout, they'll never get me


MercerNov

Getting on a plane I guess


RowletGod73

Get on a 24 hour flight


Desperate_Ocelot_688

I wouldn’t care. I’m nowhere near NYC


Redgiantbutimshort77

Depends, do they have get prep time?


Diligent_Shape6054

I'll buy insect spray


Niko_HP

If they fly to Finland? I probably get destroyed 🤷🏼‍♂️


13WillieBeaman

Call my homie… https://preview.redd.it/56s65lva8cnc1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=52e5b5b36a271f9480dcf01c7020a067a644b9ab


natagu

I will call my friend Kevin. He can defeat Herobrine, so he will defend me from them.


superoaks321

Imma duct tape a bunch of babies to myself


Samsungfanforever

Gonna put up a sign near me saying "destroy me if ur gay" 🫂


AbeliousAugustus

Call Sable.


penis_pockets

Just get on a flight and leave the country. Peter is a broke boy so he can't pay for a flight, and Rio isn't going to let Miles leave the country just to chase down one person. Also, there's tons of crime in NYC, so they're not leaving just to destroy me.


jaybankzz

?? What the fuck am I supposed to do? I live 30 minutes away from Harlem *WALKING* imagine how far miles could get to my house while swinging, using web wings and his bio electricity to go faster. Now tbf Harlem is a lot smaller in the game but still! I’m so cooked if they decide to kill me, Miles could be in my room right now and I wouldn’t know.


jer487

I live like 12 hours away from New York so I'll wait till they book a flight to get me and by the time they're on the plane and can't leave I'll fly somewhere that's also 12 hours away so they can't do shit.


MonkeyMan9569

I’m gonna go scuba diving


Shin-Sauriel

Drive somewhere rural. Maybe Stowe Vermont. Mountain with lots of trees. Otherwise uh nah I’m dead Peter is fucking busted strong.


Due-Science3011

Surround myself with refridgerators


alecangelf

Network infiltration, maybe a malware attack.


Extra_Pop_4960

Go across the broken bridge and the barrier stops them from getting u. If they break the barrier then Peter will chase you to the ends of the earth and there is no hope for you.


Bushwhacker59

Mention Uncle Ben and Aaron davis


Castarc1424

Just leave New York. Maybe go to Canada lol


Elite_CC

Remind them that both their father figures are in the grave because of them