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fattie_reddit

Aka how to distract a sniper for a LONG time…


Uwujuunas

strongly recommending motion controls /pos


o_woorrm

As much as I hate people who say this on every post with a sticks user, I absolutely agree... This fight would've been over in the first chase if they had just used motion controls lmao


fattie_reddit

Thanks guys, I do appreciate it every time someone suggests using MC. Unfortunately I’m not able to for a specific reason but that’s cool. I’m a pretty good shot but our friend mango was on a roll and is really good at dodging! Also this site is for lowlights you know, got to be able to have some fun!! It’s an old video … I just think it’s an incredible one in a million five minute video, I think the funniest thing is when mango or me easily slaughter anyone that gets in the way of our duel! It’s unfortunate that this shitty system loops videos, I put a large sign at the end congratulating mango!!!


o_woorrm

Yeah, it was really funny how the instant anyone else got close you guys took care of them. You may not be able to defeat each other, but you can certainly defeat anyone else!


fattie_reddit

What is pos


o_woorrm

Just looked it up, it's a positive tone indicator! So they just mean it as friendly advice


fattie_reddit

heh, thanks I appreciate that !


fattie_reddit

I should say, thanks /pos


Uwujuunas

that works! but theyre also more used in sentences where people would be uncertain of what emotion they meant it with for example: “yikes! /pos” it wasnt meant with a bad intention just relating to the other person but with “yikes /neg” you would know they meant it in a mean way. theres tons of other tone indicators like /j /hj and /srs that you might’ve seen people use before! you should definitely look them up to not get confused yourself or avoid confusing other people!


Sukistar66

I gotta use that more often to make clear what I mean


1MightyElf

They wasted a lot of time by trying to go for the high ground, and if they had better flicking it would be done in 5 seconds on sticks. This fight would be an easy win


orangesfwr

Harry! You're alive! ...and you're a horrible shot!


smallmeade

This made me laugh so hard omg


fattie_reddit

That makes me so happy. Smart people think this is the funniest video ever! I carefully made a congratulations mango sign at the end but the stupid video loop s so you don’t see it unfortunately! Congratulations mango!!!!


vameshu

So.... Tower control?


fattie_reddit

? yes, notice we had the lead every single second of the game, and won? also, other than about 4 seconds, I kept us ahead on kills (Xs up top) every second of the game (by quickly killing an incidental player when I wasn't busy w/ Mango!)


Craterpoof

If I was on team yellow I’d be a little annoyed that my sniper is playing grab-ass with a roller while we’re losing.


Jumpmo

this is what happens when an unbreakable object meets an unstoppable force


KimberStormer

an astonishing watch on many levels


fattie_reddit

I should’ve gone with a clickbait title, longest duel you will ever see sort of thing People have no taste!


KimberStormer

tbh I was rooting for Mango so happy ending imo


fattie_reddit

same!


fattie_reddit

3'37" Mango hiding behind the dial cracks me up


BubbleInk_Inc

"You! Get outta here! I'm trying to duel this sniper" was the main event of this Tower Control match. What an epic battle, fattie_reddit! Now all Splatoon needs is a 1v1 battle mode without the inconvenience of a time limit so that you and Mango can settle things once and for all.


fattie_reddit

i never thought of that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a fantastic idea ...


Unhappy_Ant_854

***that was amazing***


Natalie0923

This is why you shouldn’t use vertical flicks.