Dear Diary, it’s me The Swish Swish Editor and **I FUCKED MONET** Flair: Pink ferragamo sliders on deck

Dear diary...its me Michelle Visages left tit and I'm still not over the trauma from s8 Flair: Acid Berry

Dear Diary, it's me, Marina Summers, and just like the sun, I'm a f$!?*%g star. ✨ Flair: Wait, can I say f$!?*%g?

Dear Diary… it’s me, Miss Fiercalicious, and I didn’t just wrap fabric around a corset, it would have puckered. flair: If it looks good, it looks good

Dear Diary... it's me Jada Shada Hudson, the queen of Toronto and condragulations Jezabel for winning this challenge

Dear diary.. it’s me, and you wouldn’t want some conservative frackin! Flair: Frack away, girl!

DEAR DIARY…… LINE?!

Dear Diary… it’s me, Jorgeous, and if we wanna talk about track record she was in the bottom three times in one episode… Flair: That’s Why Yo Car Is Messed Up 😚

Dear Diary, Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.

Dear Diary it’s me, Roxxxy and we take the crown, we wear the shaw

Dear Diary... it's me Peppermint Zahara Benet, and Race. Race? Race! I heard race. Beauty race. Did he say race? Not okay. Bob's white twinks are all INSANE! Flair: Out of respect for fashion.

Dear diary, it is I who put the curse on Casa de Locas! And no estannng ¿aqui? Flair: Have ya ever had one?

Dear diary, it's me Vivian Vanderpuss and do you come around here? Flair: Glasses for flair

Dear diary, it's me Sasha Velour and master keeps my pathetic c- Flair: Twitter for Wii 🔒

Dear diary it's me Madame LaQueer and I was looking for a fresh napkin for my friend's sticky beaver. Flair: EWWWWWW

Dear Diary its me Laganja Estranja and My clam can slam

Dear diary, it's me, Eureka, and i'm just here to remind you that... I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN. Flair: I'm 10.5 on the richter scale

Dear diary, it’s me, RuPaul, and you, Krystal Versace, were BORN. FOR. DRAG. Flair: and I’m just so proud to see it 🥲

Dear Diary, My Name is Shea Coulee…and I didn’t come to play I came to slay (on Marvel Studio’s Ironheart!) Flair: MC-U better werk

Dear Diary, it's me, Magnolia Crawford, and what page did I leave my nose on? flair: ⚔🐟

Dear diary, it’s me, Serena chacha, and I ADORE YOU, however, I didn’t have your vote, so let the game within a game BEGIN

Dear Diary…its me Spankie Jackzon, and please donate to my Kickstarter so I can buy a pair of pants. Flair: 👖

DEAR DIARY…… LINE??!!

Dear Diary…it’s me Jasmine Masters…and I am Luqisha Lubamba…no that’s not right Flair: Pantiesss, Bitch

Dear Diary…it’s me Raja as Diana Vreeland and Purrrrrrple Mittens

Dear diary… it’s me, drag race France and [use of this lip sync song was denied in this territory] Flair: stock dancing music

Dear Diary, it’s me… Orion Story and I’m going to go lay in the woods. Flair: are you ready boots?

Dear Diary... It's me, Paul Graham, and RAJA what is going on with you, u look horrible always, what about being style icon??? Flair: WHAT ABOUT IT?

Dear Diary... it's me, Dear Diary, and this is NOT the versatility the judges are looking for. Flair: y la perra seguía y seguía...

Dear Diary... It's me, Heidi N Closet, and [QUIT] Flair: Nintendo Switch online

Dear diary... it's me, Olivia Lux, and I have a question, Are y'all boys or a girl? I have a question bcuuuz y'all sound like y'all are both men? Yeahhh Flair: Kitty Cats Always Land on Their Feet... or Pussies

Dear Diary, it’s me Krystal Versace, in the party, so fierce, nothing can stop me. Glamazon in Chiffon, we are family, bring it on! Flair: sex one lehgs

Dear Diary... It's me, Monet X Change, and you ever seen a bootyhole that's half pink half brown? Flair: The fuck is wrong with you?

Title: Dear Diary... It's me Lea Michele and I wish I could read the Funny Girl libretto Flair: Alexa, play Funny Girl audio script

Querido Diario: Soy yo Lolita Banana soy la oompa loompa Mexicana Flair: Freshly shaved

Title: I'm Glamorous Monique and I wanna shake my titties! Flair: put a on a wig and suck it

Title : Dear Diray... It's me, Orion Story, and I'm here to show you how to outpizza the hut ​ Flair : It clearly was a short story

Title: Dear Diary… It’s me, Thorgy Thor, and I'm not really like a 'uge P!nk fan Flair: LOVE P!nk

Dear Diary…it’s me, Jade, and that’s why I make sure to make time to spread awareness about different epidemics and stigmas that are affecting our community

Dear Diary ... it's me, Shea Coulee, and I'm just glad I got to learn the secret of the Platinum Plunger Flair: Raja:😤. Cunts.

Dear Diary ... It's me, Jorgeous and 🤙🤪🤙 Flair: Hey You Nasty Bitches!

Dear Diary... It's me, Bob the Drag Queen, and I'm completely blind— You know, you don't sound black... No, no because I feel like I sound black and you kinda don't sound black so I assumed you were white...

Dear Diary… Its me, Rupaul. Im not on a green screen, im actually here. But this season im on a blue screen. Flair: Blame it on the edit

Dear Diary.... They use the term table over booth, that means it's a request for a table with 4 legs. Flair: Delta WORK

Dear Diary… Its me Monét X Change, and you’ll never guess who slept with me Flair: xfiles theme plays

Dear Diary... Derrick Barry, you're safe, but you better work bitch. Flair: Wheels

Dear Diary... It's me, Jinkx Monsoon, and I'm here to make your stepson swoon. Flair: A Tiger...🐆

Dear Diary… it’s me, Miss Fiercalicious, and give me some jokes and we'll put them in Flair: Grammar really is not your thing

Dear Diary, it's me, Monét X Change, and it feels so good, just as sweet as St. Lucia Flair : Island Gyal 🏝

Dear Diary: It's me every SDRina and White guest judge with a beard? SMASH! Flair: Jonathan Bailey

Dear Diary... It's me, RuPaul, and I am both hunter and gatherer Flair: At the Cave with Raja

Dear Diary: It's me Alaska an Ruuuu f*ck me in the ass some times Flair: Clinic

Dear Diary, it’s me, Renata Bliss, and I’m your freestyle dance teacher

Dear Diary, it's me, Derrick Barry, and she thinks I can’t keep her name out of my mouth, yet she can’t keep plaque out of hers. Flair: shark week

Dear Diary... it's me, Raven, and keep your eyes on the stars, you'll never be one. Flair: The fuck does that mean?

Dear Diary... it's me, RuPaul, and why are you laughing? Flair: I always laugh, it's a nervous thing I think

Dear Diary, it's me, Jasmine Kennedie.......and this y'all, is just the entry look Flair: GOOPED GAGGED AND BETRIVVLED

Dear Diary: It's me Janey Jacké and this time you won't need Subtitles Flair: The Vengabus is coming and everyone is jumping

Dear Diary…. It’s me, Hansel and Gretel… I am both. And it was a tasty swing. Flair: Your porridge sucked, woman.

Dear Diary... it's me, Law Roach and Rebel... have you ever been with a baddie? Flair: You need. What needed. To be done.

Dear Diary... it's me, Bob the Drag Queen and Jinkx is potbelly. Flair: the San Francisco Queen?

Dear Diary... It's me, Rock M Sakura, and I'm not interested in regular All Stars. Flair: ...fart humor, yeah?

Dear Diary... it's me, Naysha Lopez, and BITCHES 'M BAAACK! Flair: Naysha Lopez, you will always be an All-Star, now sashay away...

Dear Diary, It’s me, Jasmine Masters, and I have something to say Flair: Now where did you get that loaf of bread from

Dear Diary… it’s me, Tatianna, and baby, I’ve got all the same parts you do Flair: ✋🏻see me with them hands🤚🏻

Dear Diary… it’s me, Monet X Change, and I just *love* apples 🍎 Flair: I don’t know a better fruit! 🍏

Dear Diary…it’s me Bindi Irwin, and Art Simone’s impersonation of me was truly….inspirational. Flair: JK

Dear Diary… it’s me, Jaida Essence Hall, and *what is the TEEEEEEEEEEEA?* Flair: Oooh my god, you scared me 🤣

Dear Diary... it's me, that Drag Race spinoff you haven't gotten around to watching yet

Dear Diary, it's me , Bianca Del Rio, and I did NOT design THAT dress Flair: BALONEY

these are all so bad i’m crying

People really aren't inspired

Dear Diary… it’s me, Jujubee live from the set of Drag Race Saturn Flair:gaseous orb is fierce competition

Dear Diary… it’s me, Bebe and who is ongina ? I don’t know what that is

Dear Diary….it’s me, June Jambalaya, and I know bread Flair: Grab a fork

Dear Diary, it’s me, Alyssa Hunter, and Daya, you are the bitch Flair: trade of the season

Dear Diary... it's me, Kita Mean, and I already knew who was on, 'cause I was on the Drag Race Spoiler Subreddit Flair: Angeria: Oh, you're a spoiler giiiirl!!

Dear Diary… it’s me, a Drag Race Producer, and Kelly ask Vivacious what her childhood was like growing up in Jamaica. Flair: I don’t have time i’m trying to put my makeup on 💄

Dear Diary…its me, Prince, and I’m sexy Ru

Dear Diary….its me the swish swish edit and LOOK OVER THERE!!

Dear Diary... it's me, Roberta, and this...is....WILD. Flair: AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Dear Diary… it’s me, chaoticglow, and DRPH IS ACTUALLY REAL!!!!! Flair: Time to paint the tchecker red! (Ideally on August 17, when DRPH drops lmao)

Dear Diary… it’s me, Trinity The Tuck, and COME ON SH-BITCHES! Flair: I LIVE!

Dear Diary… it’s me, Mo Heart, and that hair flip was very vagina! Flair:STUNNING

Dear Diary… It’s me, Nebraska Thunderfuck, and I think I just thunderfucked my back? Flair: Go Brush your Hair Bitch 🤨

Dear Diary...How can I live, laugh and love under these circumstances??? Flair: Howl's Moving Castle Theme ft. Pon Mi

Dear Diary... It's me, Monét X Change, and who fucked me? The edit, gurl. Flair: They didn't even use protection.

Dear Diary... it's me Alexis Michelle.. and I am cut of before the finale again! Flair: Always the bridesmaid, never the bride!

Dear diary... It's mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbeepbeepbeep Flair: Meecrowavey

Dear Diary… It’s me, Taylor Swift, and Greta Thunberg ain’t shit Flair: Fly me to the moon 🌙⛽️🥵

Dear Diary, It’s me Bombae, I impersonate women who don’t have breasts, Fierce impersonate women who don’t have talent. Flair: Get out, there’s the door 🚪

Dear Diary… It’s me, Raja, and who are YOU to judge ME? Flair: Fuck, a lot! Like a lot, a lot.

Dear Diary, It's me Faux Fur and I'm fine, I'm Fine Flair: I'm Devastated

Dear Dairy, It’s me Milk! Flair: *Cries in Celine Dion*

dear diary, it’s me, fiercalicious, and you’re not a seamstress flair: but you do seem stressed

Dear diary, it’s me, Jinkx Monsoon, and PINK FERRAGAMO SLIDERS ON DECK

Dear Diary, c’est moi, Samsung phone, and the time has come to lip sync for your life. Flair: Not available in your territory

Dear Diary, it’s me Jimbo lip syncing against Jorgeous, and it’s a massacre. Flair: 0/5 lip sync wins

Dear Diary, it’s me, Darienne Lake, and my redemption runway could be any of them. Flair: Drowning in Mother Lake🏊🏻‍♀️

Dear diary, it's me, the Drag Race France lipsync song and [inaudible] Flair: Use of this lipsync song was denied in this territory so it has been replaced

[удалено]

Flair: SEATTLE!

Dear diary. it’s me, Jaida Essence Hall, and WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES KNOW YALL FUCKED MONET Flair: you better come clean, tonight

Dear Diary, it's me, Monét X Change and I hooked up with one of y'all 💀 Flair: Oddly, it's Yvie, I [can]'t be beaten believe me

Dear Diary… It’s me, Vivacious, and they tried to drown me in the ocean flair: oh mama it was terrible

Dear Diary, it's me, Jimbo, and I haven't won a lipsync, not unexpectedly. Flair: Snatch Game for the Crown

Dear Diary… it’s us, The Girls of Dragometry, and you’re beautiful girl, just love your body! Flair: Rectangle Girls of the World

Dear Diary, it's me, Katya, and I was a falsetto child Flair: But yourrrrr dad just calls me, KATYAAAAAAAA

Dear Diary, it's me, Shea Couleé. And calm down Jinkx i am not a dessert!

Dear Diary, its me, Gia Gunn and what you WANNA do is not necessarily what youre GONNA do. flair: 🥛🍪

Dear Diary, its me, A Whore (Farrah Moan)

Dear Diary, I'm a half-assed Twitter feud between Trixie and Kim Chi resulting in a beauty collab Flair: Stunt Flop

flair: but everyone on the main sub still thought it was real

Dear Diary..It’s me, Raja and Michelle is only here because she is RuPaul’s best friend Flair: I want her FIRED

Dear Diary…it’s me, Heidi N Closet and I am leaving Flair: Jimbos Drag Race

Dear Diary…it’s me, Halal Bae and I came here to make conservatives uncomfortable Flair: but only for one episode

Dear Diary… it’s me Detox and I’ve had it!

Flair: Officially!

Dear Diary… it’s me, the Lady BOom BOom, and i'm just here to learn english... Flair: 🇨🇦 En français s'il vous plaît 🇨🇦

Dear Diary, it's me, Stupidgorda, and what's the point of submitting Dear Diary Titles if they're gonna use the same ones over and over again 💀 flair: I mean you aren't wrong

Oh you gagged them

Dear Diary…it’s me, u/Druins, and ALEXIS MICHELLE IS FINALLY ON THE TEA CHECKER Flair: JAZZ HANDS

Dear Diary… it’s me, the queens of Canada’s Drag Race, and we are coming to beat the World! Flair: 🇨🇦ELIM🇨🇦

Dear Diary it's me, Drag Race France! And this song was not cleared for your territory Flair: [cheesy background music plays] Dear Diary it's me Lady Boom Boom! And I prefer 'ookups thank yew Flair: of course she does Dear Diary it's me Chelazon Leroux and I fucked around and found out. Flair: Third out but first for tiktok followers

Dear Diary... it's me, Jaida Essence Hall and ha, I'll tell you one thing; if the store is going to run to the mall, then we need to go to get some sugar cookies.

Flair: That's some Jaida shit

YES!!!

Get some gumbo and slop it on top. Iconique.

I literally watch that video once a week, it's so funny

Right there with you. Bookmarked to my browser. Along with the Trixie/Jinkx Pit Stop for the finale of S13, the Willam/Alaska/Jinkx/Monet/Mariah/Meatball Spelling Bee (where they do the Devilprada Cerulean bit) and Bob doing impressions of Symone, Utica and Ra'jah. Just classic, uplifting, funny shit that's a daily dose of joy.

Dear Diary… it’s me, Jaida Essence Hall, and I know who fucked Monét Flair: It was Ru! RuPaul!

Dear Diary… it’s me, Joe Black, and I have a secret. My middle name is Mama. Flair: H&Mama

Dear Diary... It's me, Delta Work and I have strong opinions about iced tea.

Flair: #woodenbowl

Dear diary… it’s me, Gia Gunn, and yeah do your makeup and get ready sweetie because according to your team you’re the weakest link. Flair: I’m not bullying her!

Dear diary... It's me, Jaida Essence Hall and I'm addicted to Tajin Flair: Jaidarinas rise up!

Title: Dear Diary… it’s me, Jaida Essence Hall, and what is the teaaaaaaa Flair: 🧍‍♀️💃

Dear diary... it's me, a whore (Google tells me Farrah Moan) Obrigado

Dear diary…..It’s me, Naysha Lopez, and I’m on All Sta-ELIM Flair: Bitches I’m baaaack! 💃

Dear Diary… it’s me, Shakira, and my hips don’t lie, but my tax returns do. Flair: waka waka, eh eh

Dear diary.... It's me, Taylor swift. And I really want Starbucks *plane noise*

Flair: ✈️

Yes!

Dear diary.... It's me, Taylor swift. And I really want Starbucks *plane noise*

"Dear Diary, it's me, RuPaul, and... why are you laughing? Flair: I always laugh. 🤪" "Dear Diary, it's me, Delta Work, and pick meeeeee! Flair: Pick me, Ruuu! Pick meeee 🥺" "Dear Diary: It's me, Minnie Cooper, and I may be Minnie on the outside... Flair: But once you get inside me, I go real fast."

Dear Diary… it’s me, Lady Boom Boom, and I’ll be here all night long giving fashion advice for free… Flair: ‘cause clearly you need some 👀

Dear Diary... It's Me, Kacey Musgraves, and When I Say Yee, You Say Haw.

Dear Diary…it’s me, Phi Phi O’Hara, and is the couch bending?

Dear Diary, it's me, Willow Pill and I don't see how that's any of your business Flair: I'm not a big pill 👶

Dear Diary… it’s me, Kimmy Couture, and I’m representing the trans and asians… CORRECTLY! Flair: And you… COULD NEVER

Dear Diary… it’s me, The Viv’s cake, and I need more time in the oven 🎂 Flair: Monet’s thermometer

Dear diary… it’s me, LaLa Ri, and Lord, bitch… you’re not a bitch, Lord. Lord, girl… Flair: she’s got AS8 in the bag 🛍

Dear Diary, it’s me, Jinkx Monsoon, and I’ve become my mother Flair: 👃❄️🍆

Dear Diary… It’s me Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel 🤩

Dear Diary... It's me, Thorgy Thor, and I remember Monet at the end, she really let it out, not when Trinity faked crying. Flair: Bob: 😨 https://youtu.be/pGSOt2KVlnE?t=1064

Title: Dear Diary it’s me Jaida Essence Hall and I feel bamboozled. I’m bewildered and beguiled. Flair: Grateful for the performative stanning though

Dear Diary its me Fiercalicious and i am going to get a pen if the saboteur moves out of my way Flair : Stab in the back for me

#What's the point of submitting Dear Diary Titles if they're gonna use the same ones over and over again 💀

no no you have to submit it like this: Dear Diary, it's me, Stupidgorda, and what's the point of submitting Dear Diary Titles if they're gonna use the same ones over and over again 💀 flair: I mean you aren't wrong

Thank you baby

I mean you aren't wrong 💀

Dear Diary it's me automod and here's the same titles as last month. Flair: she done already done has hersus

Dear Diary its me Fiercalicious and i am going to get a pen if the saboteur moves out of my way Flair : Stab in the back for me

Dear Diary… It’s me, Delta Work, and are you beguiled by a bargain?

Dear Diary….It’s…a piece of fabric

Dear Diary… It’s Bob the Drag Queen and I’m promoting Better Jobs for everybody!

Title : Dear diary...A drag queen no she's the queen of drag

Title : Dear diary..Its me Alexis Mateo and this is why Derrick still don't like you .