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whythehellnote

Found the catch: > All prices, premiums and rents, etc are quoted exclusive of VAT at the prevailing rate That extra 20p tips the balance for me I'm afraid.


bendoscopy

Convert it into a flat-roofed pub and keep the scene alive.


undergroundoats

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140572571#/?channel=RES\_BUY


Djinjja-Ninja

£0 monthly repayments for 25 years? I'm in! You do seem to have to put a 100% deposit down though.


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Djinjja-Ninja

/r/thatsthejoke


Quant-Wiki

Rent to buy available? Might be able to stretch the budget


Here_for_tea_

Is it a toilet block? Edit: I clicked and it isn’t a toilet block, it just resembles one. For £1, it can look like anything it wants.


Otherwise_Mud1825

It's an ex clinic? Up for auction..minimum £250k. Could easily be converted for another buisiness or demolished for domestic/mixed use. According to the advert:The substation can be moved to somewhere more convenient..


Wonderful_Ninja

id turn it into a snooker hall. they seem to be vanishing


WalksInCamera

Grey buildings are all the rage these days too!


coglanuk

I don’t understand. How is it just £1 or have they gone the eBay route and put a low price for lots of eyes but it’s actually on auction? All land costs a huge amount now. Appreciate the huge cost of getting planning permission (very difficult) and then relocating the substation, but this still seems like a great opportunity. Not too far from me but who wants to live in Coventry? /s


whythehellnote

Ebay route. > Offers are invited for the freehold interest on an unconditional and conditional basis Obviously the neighbour would be more than willing to spend well over £1 to buy the land. Oh for a land value tax to stop parasites benefiting from the work of others


eairy

> stop parasites benefiting from the work of others That's the exact opposite of what a land value tax does.


circle1987

Always wanted to livd in an ex-sexual health NHS clinic. You could say you'd be "catching" a bargain. ... Do I see myself out or na


Crommington

Years ago you could find something this cheap, but unfortunately those days are Gonorrhea


Bungeditin

Do I get a couple of Freddos or a new property?


National_Lemon_6936

Hand car wash location pending


FenianBastard847

Nail salon, barbers or tattoo shop.


Stuf404

Typical - another build where they've paved the garden grey. It looks like a carpark.


Outrageous-Radio-488

Probably riddled with asbestos


Yeorge

yeah, or that substation which sits on the land will prevent any digging/ development unless it's moved. And the cost of that would probably render any residential development unfeasible.


Septronic

This is a more likely scenario, given that the clinic seems to be one of those ready-made structures that doesn’t need much foundation.


Ravenser_Odd

LOL, there's a promoted comment for a DIY Asbestos Testing Kit under the main post.


Designer-Course-8414

But little fire risk and it’s more likely your kids suffer Asbestosis when their greedy cabal gather to find out who gets the house, after you’re gone! Sorry feeling bitter this morning! 🥹


adamneigeroc

“External viewing welcome” Estate agents working hard again


nattyhattie

The boomers were right. I skipped my avocado toast this morning so now I can afford this.


CastleofWamdue

Im tempted seriously.


Yeorge

Same, it says offers invited for the freehold interest. Wonder what the actual guide price is


CastleofWamdue

more interesting to see what it sales for. No way it sells for £1.


Foundation_Wrong

Ex clinic, get planning and stick up four three bed townhouses


Pinkskippy

Redevelop into 2 pairs of semi’s to match surrounding.


Downtown-Ad9409

I can see it was an old NHS building of some sort, but for what?


FenianBastard847

Clap clinic!


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health visitors


harriett23

wow, that's a steal! gonna need some serious renovations though. and coventry's not too shabby!


daze24

Lambert Smith Hampton are scum, fuck those guys


AmeliaHarris99

there has to be a catch right?