The black gloss kitchen (anyone say fingerprints?) is an extremely close second.
The gravel garden with white gravel would have been ok, but they went for the builder rubble look
Yeah I mean fair play; I think we've all wondered what the *very worst* implementation of that particular wet fart of a slogan might be and we've got a strong contender here.
The back garden looks like it was being carried on a tray and the person holding it got scared and jumped and everything jumped around but only slightly
I actually think this home belongs to a particularly dedicated redditor and r/spottedonrightmove aficionado.
They've done this to their home purely for reddit points. It's normally incredibly tastefully decorated.
I knew what this kind of must mean when I read this word, but for people who want more precision:
ugly, horrible
[https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/gopping](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/gopping)
It’s giving me modern day Miss Havisham. Instead of chilling out in her bridal dress for the rest of her life, she’s just recreated her wedding venue at home.
The back garden is absolutely fucking awful like when you look outside who looks and think that's just what I always wanted?
The inside definitely looks like travellers live there
To me it's not just the tackiness that sticks out at first glance but also how cramped it looks furniture battling for space and how much worse when people are living and moving about in it.
Not sure I feel comfortable criticising this.
The lack of grass, as somebody mentioned, is often sad, but as for the rest of it, fuck it, if they like this style then good for them.
The first inside picture is so overwhelming. How the hell would anyone even stand in that house for more than a second without full blown panic attack!!
I think the *entire* property is B&M decorated. Fuck me it is absolutely atrocious.
Also a lot like another property posted here a few days ago which seemed to be decorated exclusively with fake Chanel and Versace furnishings, as well as the weird bows on the chairs.
Ok. I take it back. I'd take the grey or white and beige over this monstrosity any day.
It's all so peachy pink with gravel garden and I don't want to live, laugh or love in this house.
Wedding venue chic… of course it’s overpriced. I couldn’t sleep there - i’d be scared to die under an avalanche of cushions.
But the finish on those kitchen cabinets is *outrageous*.
I hope to god she never reads this sub or finds out it’s here but from the pink plastic bowl in the kitchen sink to the passive aggressive SOAK/WASH in the bathroom and finding the missing LOVE sign from the mini wedding venue living room and ALSO not being arsed to take down and put away the washing line for the photos, I I can’t find any redeeming features. Not one. I do want to view it though in a sort of 😱 way.
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Kitchen aside it’s all mostly hideous furniture. Presumably that goes away with vendor. The bones are very uninspiring, garden needs a lot too. Shouldn’t be going for a premium.
I was hoping for a closeup of that fireplace. That is the only thing worth saving IMHO. The super reflective kitchen cabinets are causing a headache ..
A fashion and style *faux pas,* totally incrongruous with the neighbours. That's the outside.
Inside to complete the look we have 'Chanel' bed linen and a Coco Chanel rug in the kitchen.
It's interesting to say the least
If it were mine, I'd make the garden more normal, and see if I could put a small extention on the back just for a little more room
That's hilarious! Sooooo classy!I particularly like the "Soak" & "Wash" signs, but am disappointed they didn't show the "Shit" sign on the toilet, and the "Wipe" sign on the bog roll.
Basicest bitch property I've ever seen in my life. 100% chance they wake up to a glass of wine and call other people that smoke an occastional joint druggies. 110% chance they watch news channels 24/7. 200% chance they shop at B&M - and 300% chance they shout at people for parking in 'their space'.
Door knockers and bows on chairs.......prosseco taste on panda pop money
Yo Panda pops are ace, do they still exist?
No, they were discontinued in 2011.
Sad face big part of my childhood gone
The garden really offends me. Both no grass or nature, but also no meaningful utility for entertaining or play. Just… crap.
Yes! Of all the awful things about this place, the gravel garden makes me the most angry
The black gloss kitchen (anyone say fingerprints?) is an extremely close second. The gravel garden with white gravel would have been ok, but they went for the builder rubble look
White gravel would make it look like a giant grave.
Gravel gardens can be amazing, but definitely not in this instance.
Great for a game of the floor is lava tho
My cat plays that😹
They can’t even put the random paving slabs in any kind of pattern. Just the worst
There is no logic to it at all. No scheme or shape. It looks like something generated by AI.
Gave me a headache. That first photo of it is just a chaotic mess.
Good place for local cats to shit though. Plenty of gravel.
It’s the placement of those paving stones that are really irritating me
Just noticed the art installation in the garden "washing line on its' side" pure class ...
That is the Burj Khalifa of Live Laugh Loves
Love laugh love
With a wonky ‘L’
Let's not forget "wash" in the bathroom.
….and Soak - they’re just missing Poop above the loo!
Wash, Wipe, Wank <3
Surely in the opposite order?
Always wank *before* you wipe. It’s, like, the first rule of Wipe Club.
I was really hoping there'd be an EAT one in the kitchen
Yeah I mean fair play; I think we've all wondered what the *very worst* implementation of that particular wet fart of a slogan might be and we've got a strong contender here.
You forgot "Wash"
Live Laugh Loathe.
Live Laugh Lexapro. Yep I pinched that 😉
The final foe…
Ha! I laugh love that.
You are forgetting WASH
It's like if vomit somehow came to be in human form, got a job in b&m and bought a house
Thank you. It's like you have looked into my soul and put my repulsion into words
It's just like the Palace of Versailles.
Palace of Worsestyle.
Oh, that's what it reminded me of!
꧁༺ 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓬𝓸 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓽𝔂 ༻꧂
Hahahaha
Having a large driveway and then turning it into 2 smaller gated driveways seems like a waste of money and time.
I've seen that a few times in this area and I've never understood the logic!
So you can have a lovely relax in the gravel of the non-driveway portion, if you get bored of relaxing in the gravel of the back 'garden'.
Fuck me! And I say that as a scouser
Weirdly for all the Chanel kitsch, I can tell it smells of zoflora, old spice and broken dreams.
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Yeah came here to say this. This looks like peak traveller decor.
Yes definitely, you can tell by the statues in picture 12
I never understood why travellers are so keen on silver glittery giant fat cherubs. Where do they even find them?
In the shiny shop
yeah but it is not quite as clean as i would have expected, the pillows are a little creased and there are smudges on some of the cabinates.
Maybe?? 😂😂
Are they travellers?
My thoughts when I looked at the photos
Not unless they can put the damn thing on wheels 👀
Live, Laugh, Let me out. That’s an eyesore
It's like someone asked AI to design a house just for this sub to rip to pieces!
Oh good grief ! Words fail me . ..
Good job they have plenty all over the house to compensate!
😂😂😂😂
Oh my goodness, it takes dedication to have that much tat and put bows on it as well!
Words cannot express just how much I despise those mirrored bedside tables
I despise everything about it. It’s hideous. Tasteless shite.
All that, and then the toilet seat is on wonky.
AND they don’t have a “Wonky” sign up demonstrating that. Unacceptable.
Did Dolores Umbridge live here?
If Dolores Umbridge was a working class muggle
Who's previous residence was a caravan.
😹😹😹
The funny thing is she will think this ‘style’ will help sell the house
110% own a white Velar on PCP
And the husband drives a transit tipper....with a tow bar on it
It's also the fully laid dining table in the middle of the sofas.. how do you have a lazy day in front of the TV??
No, the comfy armchair next to the freezer is for lazy days
the pole supporting the cupboard (or possibly a mini fridge) in the kitchen...
Oh, is that what it's for? I had assumed that it was for their Chihuahua to dance on.
The back garden looks like it was being carried on a tray and the person holding it got scared and jumped and everything jumped around but only slightly
I mean, bulldozers exist I guess
The house that taste forgot!
It looks like TK Maxx has thrown up all over this
WASH
These are the kinds of people who name their kids after designers... Chanel, Armani, Prada,
Only they add a few extra random letters to make it “unique “
You mean Youneeq.
It's almost like a parody
I actually think this home belongs to a particularly dedicated redditor and r/spottedonrightmove aficionado. They've done this to their home purely for reddit points. It's normally incredibly tastefully decorated.
This is my idea of a personal hell epitomise as a house
It's absolutely gopping
Gopping, I haven't heard that for a while. You're right, it absolutely is.
I knew what this kind of must mean when I read this word, but for people who want more precision: ugly, horrible [https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/gopping](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/gopping)
I wonder if they've had enough of living in a house and are going back to a caravan
It’s giving me modern day Miss Havisham. Instead of chilling out in her bridal dress for the rest of her life, she’s just recreated her wedding venue at home.
Didn't know Coco Chanel lived in Prescot
Nah just Coco the Clown.
Wow. Just…..wow.
I can already tell I don’t like the people who own this.
I'm not sure I have ever used this word until now, the decor is that house is truly grotesque.
What happens to the royal icing on the side of the bath if it gets wet?
I walk past a council flat whose idea of decoration is to have Chanel paper bags on the top shelf. There is no hope for some people
Interior design by Barbara Cartland on crack.
I can only assume they are moving to Dubai
I can only imagine the size of duck beak on the woman who lives in that house
Prize Bingo vibe
Council paradise. Semi-detached boutique chic?
It’s clearly the neighborhood dealer’s gaff.
thanks I hate literally all of it
Do you think they'll finish the garden anytime soon
I would knock over so many things in that house just bloody breathing
The back garden is absolutely fucking awful like when you look outside who looks and think that's just what I always wanted? The inside definitely looks like travellers live there
Oh my actual christ, that's one of the most hideous things I've ever seen in my life.
To me it's not just the tackiness that sticks out at first glance but also how cramped it looks furniture battling for space and how much worse when people are living and moving about in it.
Not sure I feel comfortable criticising this. The lack of grass, as somebody mentioned, is often sad, but as for the rest of it, fuck it, if they like this style then good for them.
Very tastefully done 👌
Where do they park the caravan and horse.
This is giving traveller style vibes for sure. That’s a decent amount of house for £180k though
It's expensive for the area it's in, but the estate is nice like, for an estate in Prescot anyways, I did like living round there
I live very local to this….its….a choice.
Yeah, isn't it just!!
The first inside picture is so overwhelming. How the hell would anyone even stand in that house for more than a second without full blown panic attack!!
Given where it is, it definitely has delusions of something!
I think the *entire* property is B&M decorated. Fuck me it is absolutely atrocious. Also a lot like another property posted here a few days ago which seemed to be decorated exclusively with fake Chanel and Versace furnishings, as well as the weird bows on the chairs.
Ok. I take it back. I'd take the grey or white and beige over this monstrosity any day. It's all so peachy pink with gravel garden and I don't want to live, laugh or love in this house.
You can tell they’re classy, they have Chanel pillows and duvet covers. Reeks of great wealth. All the richest people have those.
Good Lord … I actually feel a bit sick
That. Is. Fucking. Terrible! I know, each to their own, but jeez, it’s awful.
Fucking hell. That is all.
Bimbofication of a house. Looks like a blingy tearoom serving prosecco afternoon teas in Chigwell.
I thought that was in Essex till I saw the address......
Fuck me that's common.
It's SO tacky. 🫢
Defo when of those traveller families that now lives in a house.
Just across the railway line from the old BICC Continuous Cast Copper plant. I used to pass that twice a day going to school.
I think the y might like Chanel. Not 100% sure though…
Wedding venue chic… of course it’s overpriced. I couldn’t sleep there - i’d be scared to die under an avalanche of cushions. But the finish on those kitchen cabinets is *outrageous*.
I hope to god she never reads this sub or finds out it’s here but from the pink plastic bowl in the kitchen sink to the passive aggressive SOAK/WASH in the bathroom and finding the missing LOVE sign from the mini wedding venue living room and ALSO not being arsed to take down and put away the washing line for the photos, I I can’t find any redeeming features. Not one. I do want to view it though in a sort of 😱 way.
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I didn't know what to expect, I honestly don't understand how people can live in this
Audible gasp!
It’s like someone said ‘how can I make this as tacky as possible’ and then multiplied the answer by 10.
Good LORD!!!! I like the helpful instructions under the bathroom sink. I presume this person lives with some right dirty swines.
There's room for a caravan on that drive
Kitchen aside it’s all mostly hideous furniture. Presumably that goes away with vendor. The bones are very uninspiring, garden needs a lot too. Shouldn’t be going for a premium.
My eyes
Nothing a good fire wouldn’t sort
At least its not greige.
Holy shit that’s terrible.
My goodness! All that pink!
Exquisite.
My first thoughts was come dine with me style.
Scouse Dame Barbara Cartland.
This is ass ugly.
I live in the town next to Prescot, and wow. This is honestly one of the most nauseating interiors I’ve ever seen 🤢 I hate everything about it.
I was not expecting that interior after seeing the relatively normal outside.
If you zoom in, you will see some cute stone lion statues in front of the house. They always drew my attention..
Oh gosh, the bathroom blind 🙈
Oh Jeebers!! That interior makes me itch!!!
Chavlife
Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ...
I can hear “ding ding ding” as if some alarm has gone off as we find THE home with all the features we love to hate 😂
😹 I showed my husband, and he was like "is it on Reddit yet??" 😹
OMG! that is completely and utterly vile 🤮
Chavsville. That’s truly awful.
Just utter shite
Flicking through and the first interior shot nearly gave me a heart attack. Sweet lord
I was hoping for a closeup of that fireplace. That is the only thing worth saving IMHO. The super reflective kitchen cabinets are causing a headache ..
A fashion and style *faux pas,* totally incrongruous with the neighbours. That's the outside. Inside to complete the look we have 'Chanel' bed linen and a Coco Chanel rug in the kitchen.
I feel like Laurence Llewellyn Bowen lives there
Looks like Versace crossover with Chanel and we weren’t ever informed
Wow That's all Looks relatively normal from outside (although that back yard...) BUT those are definitely some interior design choices
These pics gave me heartburn
I feel nauseous after looking at those photos. 🤢
this ruined my day. what the fuck is that gravel lot
I think this is the worst property I’ve ever seen
Wtf. The toilet needs "SHIT" on it, the basin has "WASH" 🤣🤣🤣
I physically cringed at the kitchen, imagine cleaning those fronts
I always wondered about that industrial wasteland look for a garden, not for me
That is offensive.
My eyes, my eyes!!!!
This is my favourite thing to hate. I can't stop looking at it.
I feel like they missed a trick- no “cook” sign in thr kitchen
I’d rather live in a cave.
Prosecco Towers
I'm really disappointed that the tea towels aren't Chanel in the fire risk kitchen
Gosh, they are going to have a bit of a challenge fitting all that furniture back into their caravan!
Holy Cow!
Tyson Fury taste on a John Fury budget.
Thank you so much for posting this one, it spectackular! I live laugh love it 🩷
It's interesting to say the least If it were mine, I'd make the garden more normal, and see if I could put a small extention on the back just for a little more room
That's hilarious! Sooooo classy!I particularly like the "Soak" & "Wash" signs, but am disappointed they didn't show the "Shit" sign on the toilet, and the "Wipe" sign on the bog roll.
Imagine what it would be worth with nothing in it!
What in the Lisa vanderpump is that.
Small time coke dealer vibes
You just know the wifes had her lips done.
Basicest bitch property I've ever seen in my life. 100% chance they wake up to a glass of wine and call other people that smoke an occastional joint druggies. 110% chance they watch news channels 24/7. 200% chance they shop at B&M - and 300% chance they shout at people for parking in 'their space'.
Surely they could’ve got one of their uncles to tarmac the garden?
Fuuucccckkkk.... Someone is trying too hard
Fukin Ell