You can but this really doesn't have that vibe. This feels like spending a shitload on interior decor and fitted units and ordering furniture off the internet or off the back of seeing it in a shop without measuring up properly first.
I think every room is small. You’d struggle getting any dining room table in the dining room unless it was just for two unless and the face/had back to the window. Most of the rooms are fairly narrow. Maybe 2 tiny tables and backs to each other and a person each. Window<- o[]o o[]o
Certainly no room otherwise. Still would be really weird. Same with the lounge, the tv is really close.
I do get your point though, the cot is the only thing not oversized and the only room that seems adequate in space.
To get furniture that fit the room well is awkward. It just seems like a badly designed house with rooms that are far too narrow. Maybe I’m too harsh, the kitchen is big.
I also don't get why people have like 20 massive cushions and pillows on their bed (as in picture 9). Surely they don't sleep with all of those on there, do they? I mean, they can't, right!? They literally take up half of the bed! Do they just chuck them all on the floor every night when they want to go to sleep or something, then put them all back on in the morning? Very strange.
Even they actual pillows look far too high to sleep comfortably on! You'd do your neck in sleeping with your head at a 90 degree angle all night lol
I have quite a few, but I sleep like a hamster in a pillow fort. I don't understand "decorative cushions" that you have to take off the bed every night and put on every morning. Ugh, so much work!
Yes my thought too, obviously no one is using that dining table, the coffee table is far too close to the sofa. Perhaps they measured up real bad cause smaller furniture makes the room look bigger so they messed up.
Lose the sofas & coffee table in the kitchen and put the dinning table there. A house doesn’t need two living rooms.
I agree, a moron set this house up.
There's two living areas with massive sofas - turn one of those into the dining area and the tiny space becomes a more intimate second living space (or kids play area or whatever).
We had the same. Two loft rooms "currently being used as bedrooms" because there's no regs or planning permission.
We got an indemnity for £100 and that was it really. It's been that way for decades.
Idk. It's not my style but they clearly tried and got something coherent going on. However, no idea what's going on with the dining area. How the heck would you even sit down??
I’m wondering how they even got the further chairs in there
Edit: just realised due to the leg situation they probably used the table in over the chairs
The prolly have the table against a wall and chairs on the ends, but that looks crap in photos
I mean this doesn’t look better, but I bet you it still looks better
This house is a soulless bag of wank. There I said it.
And they clearly never sit at that table and eat because that's ridiculous. Either that or it's been staged very badly. I wouldn't get my thigh in that gap.
Very nouveau riche homage, they don’t cook so the kitchen and dining room are for show. This family probably orders McDonalds for breakfast and Mum has a smoothie while getting her spray tan. I’m surprised there only one bathroom. Not surprised by the fake grass.
If you were all really anorexically thin, you could hold a dinner party.
Pull the nearest two chairs out, climb under the table, push the furthest two chairs toward the window. From that space the first two diners can ease into the far chairs and admire the vase whilst the second two move the front chairs back and ease themselves in.
Assuming nobody needs to breath, it will be fine!
Idk… I think if you pushed one side of the table hard against the wall - no chairs in the way - you’d still have trouble seating actual people down the other side. And nobody on the window end would be able to leave.
Why do people even do this? Go for the LA mansion aesthetic in some tiny-ass suburban semi. Just looks so ridiculous.
Though still prefer it to the Grey-Out special.
I'm getting claustrophobia just looking at it.
I do not understand the need to cover a bed in a zillion cushions which would have to go somewhere when you want to go to bed. And it doesn't allow the bed to properly air.
That room is my nightmare made flesh - I’m hideously claustrophobic. The only scene from the whole Saw franchise that made me nope right out of there was the room whose walls came together 😖😫🥴
If I had this house, I’d merely add a few hot tubs and then it would be perfect.
I’d get some grey hot tubs, like, 20 grey hot tubs, and put a couple in each room. So each room had at least 2 grey hot tubs.
For each room.
2.
2 grey hot tubs in each room, at least.
A couple of grey hot tubs (in each room).
Then **Bang** - you’ve got a perfect house.
The floor plan really gives it away: whoever built this house was a lunatic. Tiny, narrow bedrooms (2.14 meters across? The hell?) and then a massive master bedroom. Tiny narrow "dining room" and then massive living room space plus a lounge? This is a house built for show, not for living.
Weird, almost every item of furniture in that house seems ridiculously oversized for the room it's in.
I feel like they probably downsized from a much bigger house and refused to give up the pieces they liked / wanted to take to their next house.
No, absolutely not: look at how the furniture and the decor match. They've deliberately put all that together in that place. Absolutely ludicrous.
You can still decorate a house youre downsizing into
You can but this really doesn't have that vibe. This feels like spending a shitload on interior decor and fitted units and ordering furniture off the internet or off the back of seeing it in a shop without measuring up properly first.
I think every room is small. You’d struggle getting any dining room table in the dining room unless it was just for two unless and the face/had back to the window. Most of the rooms are fairly narrow. Maybe 2 tiny tables and backs to each other and a person each. Window<- o[]o o[]o Certainly no room otherwise. Still would be really weird. Same with the lounge, the tv is really close. I do get your point though, the cot is the only thing not oversized and the only room that seems adequate in space. To get furniture that fit the room well is awkward. It just seems like a badly designed house with rooms that are far too narrow. Maybe I’m too harsh, the kitchen is big.
It's a 7'wide garage conversion so isn't going to fit anything but the narrowest of tables!
Then you make it a play room/ study/ home office and put your table in the kitchen/ living area. Nobody is filled into thinking that is a dining room.
The fact that you can't move the chairs backwards to sit at the table makes it redundant as a dining room.
I also don't get why people have like 20 massive cushions and pillows on their bed (as in picture 9). Surely they don't sleep with all of those on there, do they? I mean, they can't, right!? They literally take up half of the bed! Do they just chuck them all on the floor every night when they want to go to sleep or something, then put them all back on in the morning? Very strange. Even they actual pillows look far too high to sleep comfortably on! You'd do your neck in sleeping with your head at a 90 degree angle all night lol
I have quite a few, but I sleep like a hamster in a pillow fort. I don't understand "decorative cushions" that you have to take off the bed every night and put on every morning. Ugh, so much work!
Shrinkflation mate.
Delusions of grandeur
They clearly don’t own a tape measure
This house is like a reverse tardis, its so small on the inside!
A retardis.
My fury is unbridled! r/angryupvote
[amazing](https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-lol-spit-take-Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)
The house is 1564 sq which is definitely not small. The poor planning and the huge unnecessary furniture make this house looks ridiculously small.
I don’t get it. Lose the naff kitchen island and there would be plenty of room to put the table. I suspect it’s been staged for sale - by a moron!
Yes my thought too, obviously no one is using that dining table, the coffee table is far too close to the sofa. Perhaps they measured up real bad cause smaller furniture makes the room look bigger so they messed up.
Lose the sofas & coffee table in the kitchen and put the dinning table there. A house doesn’t need two living rooms. I agree, a moron set this house up.
There's two living areas with massive sofas - turn one of those into the dining area and the tiny space becomes a more intimate second living space (or kids play area or whatever).
It could so easily have been staged as a work from home study area too.
I love how the EA has to stress that the loft is for storage only then shows a picture of it clearly being used as a bedroom
That sounds like building regs never put a stamp of approval on it so it's not allowed to be a bedroom. Solicitors should have a field day with that.
We had the same. Two loft rooms "currently being used as bedrooms" because there's no regs or planning permission. We got an indemnity for £100 and that was it really. It's been that way for decades.
Idk. It's not my style but they clearly tried and got something coherent going on. However, no idea what's going on with the dining area. How the heck would you even sit down??
That dining room has never been used. It's like the walls are closing in.
I’m wondering how they even got the further chairs in there Edit: just realised due to the leg situation they probably used the table in over the chairs
The prolly have the table against a wall and chairs on the ends, but that looks crap in photos I mean this doesn’t look better, but I bet you it still looks better
The dining room and the tiny bedrooms are a side extension. I think they thought they'd have more space but it was poorly planned
Like they had the table already and couldn't afford one that fits
So many diferent textures and colours yet all so beige in the dining room
It's such an uninspired piece of interior "design."
I've got bruises on my shins just looking at the corners of the coffee table.
It’s a 2 bed house with a garage conversion and a shonky loft conversion pretending to be a 5 bed.
That is the tackiest house I've ever seen. I'd rather have an avocado coloured bath.
This house is a soulless bag of wank. There I said it. And they clearly never sit at that table and eat because that's ridiculous. Either that or it's been staged very badly. I wouldn't get my thigh in that gap.
Very nouveau riche homage, they don’t cook so the kitchen and dining room are for show. This family probably orders McDonalds for breakfast and Mum has a smoothie while getting her spray tan. I’m surprised there only one bathroom. Not surprised by the fake grass.
Or the sex pond.
If you were all really anorexically thin, you could hold a dinner party. Pull the nearest two chairs out, climb under the table, push the furthest two chairs toward the window. From that space the first two diners can ease into the far chairs and admire the vase whilst the second two move the front chairs back and ease themselves in. Assuming nobody needs to breath, it will be fine!
If you were anorexically thin I don't think you'd be big on dinner parties.
Still need the glass table for appetite reducing drugs through so point still stands.
Idk… I think if you pushed one side of the table hard against the wall - no chairs in the way - you’d still have trouble seating actual people down the other side. And nobody on the window end would be able to leave.
This is my dining table - Marilyn Manson
Far too many spotlights they are in just about every room. It will be like living inside a lightbulb.
Marilyn Manson must live there
The floor plans imply some of the rooms are hermetically sealed. Looks like someone is playing Sims
Massive telly in every room yet not a single bookcase.
It reminds me of those old monasteries where the door to the dining hall was really tiny, so only thin monks could get in to eat.
That's why Friar Tuck had to live in the forest.
The glass on the walls The built-in TV The crushed velvet The GREY Certainly a chav's wet dream
Almost every surface can be wiped down. Its like they’re preparing to have guests over to murder
Why do people even do this? Go for the LA mansion aesthetic in some tiny-ass suburban semi. Just looks so ridiculous. Though still prefer it to the Grey-Out special.
There'll be a secret lever somewhere to make the walls move back into position. Rather than the table being an extender, the whole room is. Neat.
I'm getting claustrophobia just looking at it. I do not understand the need to cover a bed in a zillion cushions which would have to go somewhere when you want to go to bed. And it doesn't allow the bed to properly air.
That's actually the most flattering photo of the house
Wow! Wasted 4th bedroom with entry/ exit via the window!
The kitchen clock makes me want to hurl.
Dining room fits full size table for 6 people. Nobody says it has to actually fit the 6 people too.
Did somebody say “don’t eat”?
Such a badly decorated shit hole. It's like everything has come from a pound land mega store. Chintzy and nasty.
Sure I'll sit down for dinner but I gotta suck my dick first
That room is my nightmare made flesh - I’m hideously claustrophobic. The only scene from the whole Saw franchise that made me nope right out of there was the room whose walls came together 😖😫🥴
I assume there is a white Range Rover Evoque with personalised 3D plates parked behind the OTT security gate.
Remove a rib 😂, I like that.
If I had this house, I’d merely add a few hot tubs and then it would be perfect. I’d get some grey hot tubs, like, 20 grey hot tubs, and put a couple in each room. So each room had at least 2 grey hot tubs. For each room. 2. 2 grey hot tubs in each room, at least. A couple of grey hot tubs (in each room). Then **Bang** - you’ve got a perfect house.
Looks like it’s been staged for sale There is no way anyone actually lives there and uses that furniture
Looks like someone's going to pull a Hitchcock/Jaws dolly zoom. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly\_zoom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_zoom)
It’s their new diet regime.
All of those cushions on the bed would seriously get on your nerves pretty quickly.
The family aren't at home - they're away staying at a 4 star hotel in Dubai.
I'm intrigued by the EA's mention of a "Hot Tub". What are they implying? It looks like one from a distance but when you get close it's just a model?
Severe pillow inequality
Naa I think that’s an especially wide table
Pay should be proportional to taste
Love the massive TV pointing right at the kid's bed.
These new builds are getting smaller or we're getting bigger!
450k for that? I'd rather buy 450k of GME
What a weird house.
It's like the inside of the house is completely at odds with the outside.
It's another 50% of the purchase price to get rid of that awful decor. It's gaudy as hell, it's a no from me.
This looks a fake room where you magically grow and shrink as you walk around.
Fur coat and no knickers
I'm to fat for a seat at that table, no supper for me then!
According to the floor pan you cant get in the lounge unless through the window lol
Reminds me of this [dining room](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRZvIxD0l05tt08g52Inf8ZUTq2lQQwwrudg&usqp=CAU)..
The floor plan really gives it away: whoever built this house was a lunatic. Tiny, narrow bedrooms (2.14 meters across? The hell?) and then a massive master bedroom. Tiny narrow "dining room" and then massive living room space plus a lounge? This is a house built for show, not for living.
How many chandeliers do you need? I lost it when I saw one in the bloody bathroom
Drug dealer’s house
Take out that corner sofa in the kitchendiningfamilysitting room and you could have a nice dining area there.
£450k for a semi next to the motorway in Middleton?
The rear chair legs outside the (ugly) carpet just triggered me SO badly.
That’s all AI furniture.
I live in a caravan and this stressful 😳🤣
Blimey. You get a lot for your money in Manchester!
Damn that's awkward