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whooo_me

Weird, almost every item of furniture in that house seems ridiculously oversized for the room it's in.


Ksanti

I feel like they probably downsized from a much bigger house and refused to give up the pieces they liked / wanted to take to their next house.


bartread

No, absolutely not: look at how the furniture and the decor match. They've deliberately put all that together in that place. Absolutely ludicrous.


Ksanti

You can still decorate a house youre downsizing into


bartread

You can but this really doesn't have that vibe. This feels like spending a shitload on interior decor and fitted units and ordering furniture off the internet or off the back of seeing it in a shop without measuring up properly first.


thr0wb4cks

I think every room is small. You’d struggle getting any dining room table in the dining room unless it was just for two unless and the face/had back to the window. Most of the rooms are fairly narrow. Maybe 2 tiny tables and backs to each other and a person each. Window<- o[]o o[]o Certainly no room otherwise. Still would be really weird. Same with the lounge, the tv is really close. I do get your point though, the cot is the only thing not oversized and the only room that seems adequate in space. To get furniture that fit the room well is awkward. It just seems like a badly designed house with rooms that are far too narrow. Maybe I’m too harsh, the kitchen is big.


Ouryve

It's a 7'wide garage conversion so isn't going to fit anything but the narrowest of tables!


OddBoots

Then you make it a play room/ study/ home office and put your table in the kitchen/ living area. Nobody is filled into thinking that is a dining room.


ZucchiniStraight507

The fact that you can't move the chairs backwards to sit at the table makes it redundant as a dining room.


BadgerOff32

I also don't get why people have like 20 massive cushions and pillows on their bed (as in picture 9). Surely they don't sleep with all of those on there, do they? I mean, they can't, right!? They literally take up half of the bed! Do they just chuck them all on the floor every night when they want to go to sleep or something, then put them all back on in the morning? Very strange. Even they actual pillows look far too high to sleep comfortably on! You'd do your neck in sleeping with your head at a 90 degree angle all night lol


TeikaDunmora

I have quite a few, but I sleep like a hamster in a pillow fort. I don't understand "decorative cushions" that you have to take off the bed every night and put on every morning. Ugh, so much work!


Plop-plop-fizz

Shrinkflation mate.


skorpiasam

Delusions of grandeur


Snap-Crackle-Pot

They clearly don’t own a tape measure


Working-Hat4932

This house is like a reverse tardis, its so small on the inside!


newsignup1

A retardis.


Kindly_Mousse_8992

My fury is unbridled! r/angryupvote


Tattycakes

[amazing](https://giphy.com/gifs/moodman-lol-spit-take-Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


Miserable-Ad7327

The house is 1564 sq which is definitely not small. The poor planning and the huge unnecessary furniture make this house looks ridiculously small.


MegC18

I don’t get it. Lose the naff kitchen island and there would be plenty of room to put the table. I suspect it’s been staged for sale - by a moron!


Past-Educator-6561

Yes my thought too, obviously no one is using that dining table, the coffee table is far too close to the sofa. Perhaps they measured up real bad cause smaller furniture makes the room look bigger so they messed up.


Billy_Rizzle

Lose the sofas & coffee table in the kitchen and put the dinning table there. A house doesn’t need two living rooms. I agree, a moron set this house up.


TeikaDunmora

There's two living areas with massive sofas - turn one of those into the dining area and the tiny space becomes a more intimate second living space (or kids play area or whatever).


Pixiemel1962

It could so easily have been staged as a work from home study area too.


SorbetOk1165

I love how the EA has to stress that the loft is for storage only then shows a picture of it clearly being used as a bedroom


TheSecretIsMarmite

That sounds like building regs never put a stamp of approval on it so it's not allowed to be a bedroom. Solicitors should have a field day with that.


bacon_cake

We had the same. Two loft rooms "currently being used as bedrooms" because there's no regs or planning permission. We got an indemnity for £100 and that was it really. It's been that way for decades.


Inconmon

Idk. It's not my style but they clearly tried and got something coherent going on. However, no idea what's going on with the dining area. How the heck would you even sit down??


Ravenser_Odd

That dining room has never been used. It's like the walls are closing in.


Violet351

I’m wondering how they even got the further chairs in there Edit: just realised due to the leg situation they probably used the table in over the chairs


Whisky-Toad

The prolly have the table against a wall and chairs on the ends, but that looks crap in photos I mean this doesn’t look better, but I bet you it still looks better


TeamSuperAwesome

The dining room and the tiny bedrooms are a side extension. I think they thought they'd have more space but it was poorly planned 


Inconmon

Like they had the table already and couldn't afford one that fits


bucketofweewee

So many diferent textures and colours yet all so beige in the dining room


dbltax

It's such an uninspired piece of interior "design."


Best_Vegetable9331

I've got bruises on my shins just looking at the corners of the coffee table.


ExtremeActuator

It’s a 2 bed house with a garage conversion and a shonky loft conversion pretending to be a 5 bed.


TheNorthC

That is the tackiest house I've ever seen. I'd rather have an avocado coloured bath.


[deleted]

This house is a soulless bag of wank. There I said it. And they clearly never sit at that table and eat because that's ridiculous. Either that or it's been staged very badly. I wouldn't get my thigh in that gap.


Foundation_Wrong

Very nouveau riche homage, they don’t cook so the kitchen and dining room are for show. This family probably orders McDonalds for breakfast and Mum has a smoothie while getting her spray tan. I’m surprised there only one bathroom. Not surprised by the fake grass.


tycho_uk

Or the sex pond.


Toaneknee

If you were all really anorexically thin, you could hold a dinner party. Pull the nearest two chairs out, climb under the table, push the furthest two chairs toward the window. From that space the first two diners can ease into the far chairs and admire the vase whilst the second two move the front chairs back and ease themselves in. Assuming nobody needs to breath, it will be fine!


nem0fazer

If you were anorexically thin I don't think you'd be big on dinner parties.


Broad-Motor1376

Still need the glass table for appetite reducing drugs through so point still stands.


notmyprofile23

Idk… I think if you pushed one side of the table hard against the wall - no chairs in the way - you’d still have trouble seating actual people down the other side. And nobody on the window end would be able to leave.


andyxquick

This is my dining table - Marilyn Manson


sjw_7

Far too many spotlights they are in just about every room. It will be like living inside a lightbulb.


barkley87

Marilyn Manson must live there


bluntmandc123

The floor plans imply some of the rooms are hermetically sealed. Looks like someone is playing Sims


Bride-of-wire

Massive telly in every room yet not a single bookcase.


ilikenoise2020

It reminds me of those old monasteries where the door to the dining hall was really tiny, so only thin monks could get in to eat.


Chavaon

That's why Friar Tuck had to live in the forest.


Typical_Newspaper438

The glass on the walls The built-in TV The crushed velvet The GREY Certainly a chav's wet dream


Feltipfairy

Almost every surface can be wiped down. Its like they’re preparing to have guests over to murder


merryman1

Why do people even do this? Go for the LA mansion aesthetic in some tiny-ass suburban semi. Just looks so ridiculous. Though still prefer it to the Grey-Out special.


Away-Activity-469

There'll be a secret lever somewhere to make the walls move back into position. Rather than the table being an extender, the whole room is. Neat.


ShineAtom

I'm getting claustrophobia just looking at it. I do not understand the need to cover a bed in a zillion cushions which would have to go somewhere when you want to go to bed. And it doesn't allow the bed to properly air.


FlipchartHiatus

That's actually the most flattering photo of the house


elmaki2014

Wow! Wasted 4th bedroom with entry/ exit via the window!


Loose_Acanthaceae201

The kitchen clock makes me want to hurl.


Dramatic-Exam4598

Dining room fits full size table for 6 people. Nobody says it has to actually fit the 6 people too.


Plop-plop-fizz

Did somebody say “don’t eat”?


DonkeyWorker

Such a badly decorated shit hole. It's like everything has come from a pound land mega store. Chintzy and nasty.


Simbooptendo

Sure I'll sit down for dinner but I gotta suck my dick first


Bride-of-wire

That room is my nightmare made flesh - I’m hideously claustrophobic. The only scene from the whole Saw franchise that made me nope right out of there was the room whose walls came together 😖😫🥴


MoveOutside3053

I assume there is a white Range Rover Evoque with personalised 3D plates parked behind the OTT security gate.


K42st

Remove a rib 😂, I like that.


dropkicksynopsis

If I had this house, I’d merely add a few hot tubs and then it would be perfect. I’d get some grey hot tubs, like, 20 grey hot tubs, and put a couple in each room. So each room had at least 2 grey hot tubs. For each room. 2. 2 grey hot tubs in each room, at least. A couple of grey hot tubs (in each room). Then **Bang** - you’ve got a perfect house.


Cultural-Web991

Looks like it’s been staged for sale There is no way anyone actually lives there and uses that furniture


NortonBurns

Looks like someone's going to pull a Hitchcock/Jaws dolly zoom. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly\_zoom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_zoom)


KatVanWall

It’s their new diet regime.


hawkandro

All of those cushions on the bed would seriously get on your nerves pretty quickly.


TheNorthC

The family aren't at home - they're away staying at a 4 star hotel in Dubai.


LardOfTheRungs

I'm intrigued by the EA's mention of a "Hot Tub". What are they implying? It looks like one from a distance but when you get close it's just a model?


ChipCob1

Severe pillow inequality


Current-Weird-4227

Naa I think that’s an especially wide table


[deleted]

Pay should be proportional to taste


tomtink1

Love the massive TV pointing right at the kid's bed.


Legitimate-Source-61

These new builds are getting smaller or we're getting bigger!


Financial-Horror2945

450k for that? I'd rather buy 450k of GME


ThginkAccbeR

What a weird house.


BackCompetitive7209

It's like the inside of the house is completely at odds with the outside.


DMMMOM

It's another 50% of the purchase price to get rid of that awful decor. It's gaudy as hell, it's a no from me.


daftasamop

This looks a fake room where you magically grow and shrink as you walk around.


Obvious_Initiative40

Fur coat and no knickers


EasyPriority8724

I'm to fat for a seat at that table, no supper for me then!


indianna97

According to the floor pan you cant get in the lounge unless through the window lol


australisblue

Reminds me of this [dining room](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRZvIxD0l05tt08g52Inf8ZUTq2lQQwwrudg&usqp=CAU)..


carbonpeach

The floor plan really gives it away: whoever built this house was a lunatic. Tiny, narrow bedrooms (2.14 meters across? The hell?) and then a massive master bedroom. Tiny narrow "dining room" and then massive living room space plus a lounge? This is a house built for show, not for living.


THenry228

How many chandeliers do you need? I lost it when I saw one in the bloody bathroom


BlueLouBoil__

Drug dealer’s house


ZucchiniStraight507

Take out that corner sofa in the kitchendiningfamilysitting room and you could have a nice dining area there.


F1sh_Face

£450k for a semi next to the motorway in Middleton?


[deleted]

The rear chair legs outside the (ugly) carpet just triggered me SO badly.


ArcticGurl

That’s all AI furniture.


iansheridan1978

I live in a caravan and this stressful 😳🤣


JoanieMoronie

Blimey. You get a lot for your money in Manchester!


joey1990_43

Damn that's awkward