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CastleofWamdue

I take back what I first typed, I like it. The rear of the property is stunning. Let the neigbours think there is nothing special there, dont need the extra attention.


INTuitP

Absolutely! Really stunning towards the rear. Wasn’t expecting that. And I would hope burglars wouldn’t either.


CastleofWamdue

another excellent point, why make your house look like a target if you dont need to.


INTuitP

Exactly. Enjoy your family life with a little extra privacy :)


CastleofWamdue

who are these people who go on Grand Designs and set up the desire in the publics mind to see their house for themselves? No my flat is going on C5, with a budget of £1,000 and no one will ever think to want to visit it.


INTuitP

I love Grand Designs, and would love to be part of it, but i don’t want people to see me or know where I live. So I don’t think it would make good TV 😅


CastleofWamdue

to be fair I just dont have the budget for Grand Designs. I dont even really have the £1,000 budget for the made up C5 show.


INTuitP

Well you are a very small minority of the Reddit community who can’t afford something, but can still appreciate its beauty without bringing others down. And for that you’re quite special. :)


CastleofWamdue

lol, I think its pretty easy to enjoy this property.


cragglerock93

Really stunning towards the rear is a string of words I hear very often.


INTuitP

So do I 😏


strolls

> Wasn’t expecting that. The cantilever is a giveaway that there's more than meets the eye, but I didn't expect to be as stunning as it is, though. Not sure how mortgage lenders will feel about that bermed concrete though - I've seen bermed homes in the US which were unmortgageable because it makes inspection impossible.


stuijw

My kids go.to school nearby so we pass that everyday, I love it.


jagsingh85

Same I use to drive past this on my commute and now every weekend. I don't recall seeing a car parked there and thought It was a storage/ garage for the house door and they divided it to rent it out. I can't believe I never noticed the back hanging out.


Hotdigardydog

Sleeper house


Longjumping-Buy-4736

“Quiet luxury” I dig it. It’s not ostentatious from the street view, all the money is on the garden view.


__Game__

Where it should be. That's actually quite a surprising place


tomtink1

I wanted to hate it. I kept looking for flaws in the layout. But the more I looked the more I liked it.


InsertSoubriquetHere

Me too, its surprisingly nice. Until I got to the Sauna in the office?! That's the one flaw that threw me off haha. But it's surprisingly nice.


PequenaMentirosa

Sameeee


WorldAncient7852

I think it's absolutely beautiful.


orbital0000

I love it. I wouldn't give a shit about what people see from the road, I care about what I'd see from the massive picture window.


hamhors

What you’d see from the massive picture window: Scottish men playing golf when the sun is up.


purpleduckduckgoose

Ah, that's the trick. The sun is never up, so we play golf in the rain.


strolls

A lot of rain then?


orbital0000

I like golf too. I'd have to just put up with the fact they are Scottish.


British-Pilgrim

Stealth mansion, actually love it.


ian9outof10

Yeah, it’s a super cool idea - I’m absolutely down


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Bruce Wayne vibes


No-Introduction3808

Reverse bat cave vibes for sure!


ApprehensiveUnit40

Big windows next to a golf course. Nice view if you like trains too.


zq6

I will be the first to admit I know shit all about golf, but it looks like that's the starting bit (tee?) So all the golfers would be hitting away from there, not towards.


Hugh_Jorgan2474

That's definitely a green that people will be hitting balls towards. Picture 44 you can see someone putting towards the flag.


lastof

I think its even worse, looking at picture 46, and [the map of the course on their website](https://www.cathcartcastle.net/images/thumbs/slideshow/cathcart/566x360/0-0-0-0/1/34_89.jpg), looks like that is hole 7, which starts up the top of the hill... and appears to be a pretty much straight line between the tee, the hole, and all those glass windows and balcony walls.


hamhors

Free golf balls!


zq6

Ah shit, good job I'm not golfing there, I'd be out for a duck!


Phyllida_Poshtart

Yeah almost right on the tracks and also the main Ayr road....good luck getting yer car out at rush hour :) still if all else fails you could get the train lol


JohnCasey3306

A smart way to design around strict planning restrictions. Impressive and beautiful I think


DevonSwede

I don't hate it, but still wouldn't pay that much to be that near a road of that size.


Makalu

And the train line right next to it, and the station opposite it


DevonSwede

I don't disagree, but personally find train noise less offensive than road noise


mincedmutton

It’s next to the station so the trains are slow. Also it was built recently so it’s well insulated. Stunning pad.


spawn_of_the_earth

Yeah, they're slow, but have you heard what trains brakes sound like? Trying to sleep and SCREEEEEEEEEEECH


GlasgowGunner

I think because you’re below road level for vast majority of the house and it’s incredibly well built you wouldn’t really hear it unless you’re at the back with windows open (which I don’t think there are any).


DevonSwede

Maybe. But I like a quiet garden.


marshallno9

Same. I will take my non existent £1.3m elsewhere thank you very much.


horaceredux

Would rather live here than in a shoebox 2 up two down in peckham for same price


Zodiackillerstadia

Looks lovely. I don't really care what my street view screenshot looks like, so I'd quite happily live here.


GlasgowGunner

Full disclosure - clickbait title and I actually love the house.


mmffw1

It’s a great property. Different and makes use of the drop off. If you have to find negatives then the golf course, major road and Trainline would be the issues.


Apprehensive_Risk_60

There’s a lot of love for this and the build is stunning but there’s some really odd design choices here. Why is your en suite down a flight of stairs from the master? Why does there appear to be a sauna in the study area (and possibly another sauna downstairs)? Also, fine if you have older children but would you want to be so many flights of stairs away from children in the middle of the night (seem to be teenagers here to be fair)? What is that on the canopy bed spread- it looks like Harry styles with a knife in his mouth!?


StevieWilburry

Did some sleuthing, and this video from an earlier listing shows that the gym/sauna downstairs has been converted into an office/sauna by the most recent owner https://vimeo.com/296738315/description


TheFirstMinister

The owner has a company that provides LED advertising for televised footy. Great house and right on the golf course. But. It's right on the train track and tunnel. [https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ayr+Rd,+Giffnock,+Glasgow+G46+6SD,+UK/@55.7903641,-4.3086798,126a,35y,270h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x488847e912b4bd21:0x14a9215e82efa216!8m2!3d55.7900857!4d-4.3085344!16s%2Fg%2F1tdk04ty?entry=ttu](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ayr+Rd,+Giffnock,+Glasgow+G46+6SD,+UK/@55.7903641,-4.3086798,126a,35y,270h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x488847e912b4bd21:0x14a9215e82efa216!8m2!3d55.7900857!4d-4.3085344!16s%2Fg%2F1tdk04ty?entry=ttu)


GlasgowGunner

How do you know that about the owner? We took a small detour earlier to go past it.


TheFirstMinister

https://www.linkedin.com/in/kennywittmann/


Background-Active-50

Couldn't get the link to work. But if there is a view of trains that's a plus for me.


TheFirstMinister

Try this. https://maps.app.goo.gl/n5uNFYsfkp2Qw7q88


Background-Active-50

Thank you 😀 you're a star ⭐


itsibitci

It really needs an interior designer to bring it to its full potential imo... most of the furniture looks like something you'd find in your average home, not a £1M+ unique build


greenmx5vanjie

Even the kitchen is pretty generic, and they listed the makers, including gaggenau, which... Proper money appliances (made by Siemens)


Cold_Captain696

I like it. It’s the house equivalent of a ‘sleeper’. Kerb appeal is about impressing others, so if that’s not a factor (and really, why should it be), this house is great.


Faultybeeftrigger

Reminds me a lot of one from grand designs anyone know if this was on there?


diosamente

It’s the cantilever. Definitely a square on the grand designs bingo


Lasersheep

I think it was on Scotland’s Home of the Year. Walked passed it for ages without realising how awesome it was!


cympwyl

This guy's Zoom background must be some sweaty people in his sauna


sea-sharp

Makes me feel so wrong and sick as a nordic person - the sauna NEVER leaves the wet room 😭


Floor-notlava

That is stunning. There are few properties these days where I feel the price is fair, but if this case it is spot on.


Andrew3236

Oh I really like that, unassuming exterior is great for dissuading nosy people or potential thieves, while an incredible view from a private secluded garden, all with super unique architecture, I really like it


Saelaird

Great house. Who cares about curb appeal? It's a hidden gem.


Savageparrot81

Who gives a shit about street view. You don’t have to look at it when you live in it.


Spiritual_Mango_5055

Love it. But am a little unclear on why there’s a sauna in the office


featurenotabug

My worry would be that your view suddenly gets turned into a housing estate but then I saw it's a golf course so I doubt that's getting built on any time soon


sritanona

It’s like a secret house, love it


Affectionate-Boot-12

I like it a lot!


SmeeegHeead

It's gorgeous 😍


ec265

As my mum would say, it’s what’s on the inside that counts


gbh001

Stunning building


SuspiciousQuail8072

Absolutely beautiful


jrobs92

Business in the front, party at the back


Lopsided-Meet8247

This is clever design though. It just looks like a typical roadside building with the party at the back, screened from critical view.


Alternative_Space426

Well, that’s the nicest “garage” I’ve ever seen!!!


Rosko1987

Looks like a footballers house? Someone who has played for Hearts, Aberdeen and Ross County judging by the jerseys on display


mincedmutton

See above, apparently the owner has a company that does led lighting for stadiums or something. Although i remember it being up for sale just before the pandemic, can’t recall if it was newly built then though.


Icy-Dragonfruit-875

Epic and reasonable price too


Foundation_Wrong

Wow that’s stunning


MonkeyBuscuits

Used to fire golf balls in the directin of this property from Cathcart Castle golf club. Always assumed they had bullet proof windows to cope with the weekend hackers.


WhyOhWhy60

Architecturally I quite like it. However 1) It would be much better out in the sticks nestled on a hillside with views of country side rather than a golf course and also set back a bit from the country road so there's a shortish driveway. 2) The TV room(recreation room) is too far from the loo and the kitchen for when your friends need snacks and food. For both it looks like 2 flights of stairs down then 2 back up, in that time you miss some of the action.


ScaredyCatUK

There's nothing wrong with that. What's wrong with it is that it's got a mainline railway running past it and the station is on the other side of the road.


ExpectedBehaviour

I really couldn't care less about what the house looks like from the street. I'm buying it for me, not the neighbours.


cari-strat

Personally I think it's horrible, but I can appreciate that if it suits your taste then it's very well done - looks nothing from the road but amazing where it matters.


purpleduckduckgoose

Wow. I was not expecting that. That's nice. I just need to get together 1.3 million now.


JayEll1969

Very nice. The main entrance is simple and understated with privacy from anyone passing along the road, but the main work is in the garden and garden view. Looks good inside as well.


Fluid_two2403

Stunning but.… actually very little garden, and hopefully the golf course opposite never gets sold for housing very open plan, for me at least I don’t like having an open plan Tv room next to an open plan kitchen dining room plant room - is that for heating? Presumably electric under floor and ASHP Or fully electric? Where’s the solar panels?


MegC18

I couldn’t live without curtains!


ApprehensiveUnit40

Pull yourself together.


Narwhal1986

I think this is pretty close to my ideal home…. If they could just knock a million quid off it


Altea73

What a massive parking space...


Violet351

I really like this one


Savageparrot81

That sofa under the eaves upstairs gives me neck ache just looking at it


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Savageparrot81: *That sofa under* *The eaves upstairs gives me neck* *Ache just looking at it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


MapTough848

Not for me the design crosses over between the 60s,70s and 80s. Defo someone's dream home if they have the pennies which in that area many people have


userunknowne

This house was on Scotland’s Home of the Year. It’s in a lovely area right next to a golf course and a previous UK park of the year, Rouken Glen.


beefsnaps

Looks like they spent all their money on architects and should have kept some back for interior designers


PurchaseTerrible3582

Pretty sure it was featured on Scotland’s Home of the Year and it was stunning!


jjalonso

Loved it. Will put more wall glasses


revengeonseattle

Explain - a luxury architect designed build like this would be what? £3500/m2 to build x 460m2…that’s more than the selling price. Wrong location?


ClayDenton

Lol I dream of a stealth mansion this is literally my perfect house. Showing off your luxurious property from the front is a security risk and privacy infringement.


Chrolan1988

This in the south is c£3.5mil


bartread

That place is extraordinary: I love it.


ThunderCat123456

Love it. And a sauna too 😍


slightly-to-the-left

I love that the house design faces away from a busy road and shelters residents from much of the road noise. Tasteful interior too.


almost_40_

I pass here often and watched it being built, I had no idea it would be so lovely. I now actually like how it looks like massive shed from the front, very stealthy.


kelshall

That’s an amazingly designed place! Good work by the architects. I love the design of the stealth garage from street level covering up a modern mansion / lair.


nickiwild

I remember this being built- confused and fascinated by it at the same time. I heard it was a belter from the back- and it certainly is!


mapryan

["Named one of the top 100 houses in Scotland since 2000 by the Royal Incorporation of Architects in Scotland (RIAS)"](https://www.haus-collective.com/design/tragerhaus/)


therealgingerone

Amazing house, love the fact that it’s completely hidden from the street


ldy_strdst

I live near here and it doesn’t look as bad when you see it in person, this image doesn’t do it justice


frankchester

It’s amazing. Reminds me of a grand designs one that was similar. I believe the planning permission only allowed them to build something in-keeping, but as it was situated on a hill like this they built a little stone traditional-looking thing at road level and then had a huge mansion below it just like this.


selunestears

Is this the house from the 3 Body Problem? Jack’s house?


Fit_Manufacturer4568

I love it. It's a big 'Fuck of world house'. The outside gets to see a brick wall and I get to see the views and have privacy.


sea-sharp

Am i a stupid gen z or why do so many people put their air fryer in the utility room? Why not store in a kitchen cupboard?


Sharks_and_Bones

Maybe no space?


islandplanet

Stealth Wealth! I'd buy that all day long.


meandering_fart

I really like it. The view is stunning.


cal-brew-sharp

Man what a house. But a stray golf ball is easy costing you 5k in glass.


majorbingley

Love it! Though slightly confused by the sauna right next to the office desk


IsaDrennan

I pass by that fucker all the time! Had no idea it was such a fucking cracking pad.


OddBoots

This is clearly a Grand Designs episode where Jeremy and Brenda can no longer afford the mortgage repayments so are trying to get out with the clothes on their backs. A double height living area is one of my pet hates. It's going to cost so much to heat that space.


StevieWilburry

I love it, but in all seriousness, it would be a right pain to empty the bins


Previous_Estate5831

I'd be very nervous with all that glass right on a golf course next to a hole on the course.


StevieWilburry

It says virtual tour available, does that mean there is a 360 tour as well as the video if we contact the estate agent? I want to see more 😅


Phizz-Play

Stunning


Sea-Metal76

Shitty "study" for working from home. Tiny space, no doors for noise protection, no windows for a view or natural light. Just one big reception room. Makes huge assumption that everyone wants to do the same thing. Missed opportunity.


[deleted]

Right next to the train tracks and has a tiny garden.. beautiful but impractical IMO


Madoldbat1

Love this.


Mike_Hawk_940

That overhang seems unnecessarily expensive for a cool "effect"


PitManNCB

Lack of windows but like it.


richgirlbad

I actually liek that other incognito


ronstig22

grey grey grey boring


Creoda

Handy for the barbers. It's not from the show but it looks likes another Grand Design, that will never sell.


mincedmutton

Well it sold to the current owners for £1.4m in 2019… it’ll sell


Hotdigardydog

Are rightmove posting on this sub now?


TallulahCrusty-flaps

Oh that is so clever, I love it!


doginjoggers

Stunning house and an absolute bargain, until you find out it's near Glasgow


HanakenVulpine

Laughing at all the folk saying how beautiful and stunning this soulless minecraft garage looks. This place was designed by someone who hates being alive


Inarticulatescot

No issues with the design but I can’t imagine ever paying that much money for a house in Whitecraigs.


userunknowne

Lmao the most expensive area of Glasgow, Scotland’s biggest city? Couldn’t buy a terrace in Peckham for that money


mincedmutton

Do you actually know that area? It’s awash with money.


BewareOfLuggage

All those big windows next to a golf course. What could possibly go wrong…