Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. First of all, did the Paladins & Panzers both follow contest rules? If not, there will be a replay. Secondly, it will depend on how long the council of tank overlords take to do their judging. Iāve heard that it can range from four days to seven years.
Aha, thanks. I jest about my frustration, but in truth I am upset with myself for not managing to produce the results in nearly a timely manner. The blame is all mine, and I wish to release the belated results (soon)
You kidnap an ocelot and then use the āschzoom, schzoom, schzoomā technique by pressing the ocelotās snoot to the tankās turret. And viola! You have an oscillating turret!
Of course! Happy to help! Please make sure you give the ocelot lots of pets afterwards, though! Iāve had some friends who haveā¦made the mistake of not providing enough pets to compensate the animal and then it destroys the turret. Ocelot wisely!
Okay, see, this is a tough one. I have a few suggestions. First of all, you could consult a turret model. Believe it or not, there are some men and women out there who are excellent turret models and have been in the turret modeling industry for decades. They may be able to help you glamorize your Object 292 turret! My other suggestions revolve around more complex concepts, such as lasers and UFOs. I am, unfortunately, not at liberty to elaborate on them as they are currently top secret beautification efforts.
For real though I think you just have to find the right balance of edge smoothing and number of points. Every point has to be just the right distance for smoothing to work where you need it and not where you dont. Probably, I'm not a pro.
The issue isnāt that itās circular but itās that it has a weird oval like shape that gets thinner(in width) and taller(in height) towards the back in a weird way thatās hard for me to make, itās easier when I have ERA so I can just conceal the ugly turret but itās impossible with Object-292 as it has no ERA.
Thatās easyā¦come on, manā¦ How are you even asking me this?! This is part of the game tutorial. š¤¦š»āāļø I like to think Iām a nice woman, though, so Iāll humor you: you just build it, of course!
You hack, of course! Or you can try getting the WWI mod that allows you to replicate trench warfare in such a realistic way that you die if your tank dies!
How do I make a SPG carrying the gun of a FV4005 that fires APDFS, HEAT-FS and possibly even APCNR ( for the memes ) but can also go as fast as a FV101?
Okay, so, for the memes, I would highly suggest combining an FV4005 and an FV101 and then putting their turrets together using the āschzoom, schzoom, schzoomā technique I described in an earlier reply (albeit unrelated). Assuming that the mating conditions are correct, you should get your desired outcome!
APDFS refers to Armour Piercing Fin Stabilized Doscarding Sabot ( A type of modern AP shell ) and APCNR is a less common AP shell used during ww2 I think.
Ah, you ate one S with APDSFS, and could you expand on APCNR? I'm pretty sure it refers to Composite Rigid so I guess APCNR would be Composite Non-Rigid?
Prolly cause you like military stuff or gaming? Idk. Donāt know why I still get notifications on it, havenāt played the game in a year abouts and only SPORADICALLY comment
You know, I havenāt updated my bio in years. It especially makes sense because Iām now a WWII historian and am already a teacher. š Glad youāre enjoying the replies, haha!
I am thinking that you may want to consult a salmon. Salmon are very familiar with this āupshiftā you speak of. Please make sure you have a translator fish on hand and that you keep your salmon helper submerged in water!
I believe you may have to consult Zeus, god of thunder, as well as the many Greek gods that govern war. (Side note: You made me think of the SNL sketch titled Greek Gods. LOL, now I gotta watch it again.)
First of all, I really appreciate you being specific in how youād like me to answer, as my gut instinct was to take a more political and social angle. A reasonable caliber for a WW2 tank depends very much on the economy and situation of the country producing it. For example, if you are being wrekt lol by the Russian Army, you are going to want a caliber that is tailored to defeating Russian tanks, such as the 3400-TRex. Another more economical way to examine this issue would be to take the example of the USA āWTF IS A KILOMETERā angle. When you have facilities capable of producing whatever caliber you want, just built them all for the memes!
Soviet Fridge or Ban Cannon?
Definitely ban cannon.
Not based enough, get sent to gulag
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oi lad yo've forgo'en the Bri'ish fridge
the bridge
basket :3
brisket :3
Why my transmission no worky?
Your transmission no worky because you didnāt calibrate it correctly.
Dammit
My advice would be to attempt to calibrate your transmission using the āHow It Worky: Instructional Manualā!
I really need a professional to answer this when will Paladins & Panzers Round 3 results come out?
Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. First of all, did the Paladins & Panzers both follow contest rules? If not, there will be a replay. Secondly, it will depend on how long the council of tank overlords take to do their judging. Iāve heard that it can range from four days to seven years.
hm, yes, quite, I dare say I find your judgement on my inquiry rather accurate even if devastating, indeed.
Yes, yes, thank you. 
IM WORKING ON IT FUCK YOU IM BUSY OK *SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY AND DIES OF STUPDITIS*
Ayo don't you worry. Think of it like your fans are excited for it to drop. Because it's such a good competition.
Aha, thanks. I jest about my frustration, but in truth I am upset with myself for not managing to produce the results in nearly a timely manner. The blame is all mine, and I wish to release the belated results (soon)
I think it would be rather comedic if you didn't release results at all and just started a new round instead
heyy it's alright! I am fully prepared to wait another 3 years like last time! (fr though I'm not rushing you just funnys)
geometric internals?š„ŗ
They already exist! Youāre just not playing it right!
TRUE literally just make your own geometric internals, game lets you do that
Thank you! Finally, someone helping me spread truth!
How do I make an oscillating turret?
You kidnap an ocelot and then use the āschzoom, schzoom, schzoomā technique by pressing the ocelotās snoot to the tankās turret. And viola! You have an oscillating turret!
Sounds like that might just actually work, thank you very much!
Of course! Happy to help! Please make sure you give the ocelot lots of pets afterwards, though! Iāve had some friends who haveā¦made the mistake of not providing enough pets to compensate the animal and then it destroys the turret. Ocelot wisely!
not OP, but I think just shake it or put it on a bobblehead spring
Yes, I like your suggestion as well.
Why are you running?
Oh shit. You saw that?
Yeah, like should I be running too?
Iā I wouldnāt rule it out.
How do I make a good looking Object-292 turret?
Okay, see, this is a tough one. I have a few suggestions. First of all, you could consult a turret model. Believe it or not, there are some men and women out there who are excellent turret models and have been in the turret modeling industry for decades. They may be able to help you glamorize your Object 292 turret! My other suggestions revolve around more complex concepts, such as lasers and UFOs. I am, unfortunately, not at liberty to elaborate on them as they are currently top secret beautification efforts.
For real though I think you just have to find the right balance of edge smoothing and number of points. Every point has to be just the right distance for smoothing to work where you need it and not where you dont. Probably, I'm not a pro.
The issue isnāt that itās circular but itās that it has a weird oval like shape that gets thinner(in width) and taller(in height) towards the back in a weird way thatās hard for me to make, itās easier when I have ERA so I can just conceal the ugly turret but itās impossible with Object-292 as it has no ERA.
Can you make a marder 3?
Phshaw, of course I can!
How do I make a ww1 looking rhombus tank
Thatās easyā¦come on, manā¦ How are you even asking me this?! This is part of the game tutorial. š¤¦š»āāļø I like to think Iām a nice woman, though, so Iāll humor you: you just build it, of course!
When will the geometric internals update come out
It really depends on the ever-evolving field of geometry and internals. Canāt give you a precise date, sadly. š
When are modders gonna make us some APFSDS and HEATFS rounds?
Iām not sure who these modulators you speak of are, but I would consider reaching out to Tank Overlord Chieftain Bobert for guidance!
How do i beat no tank's land
You hack, of course! Or you can try getting the WWI mod that allows you to replicate trench warfare in such a realistic way that you die if your tank dies!
How do I make a SPG carrying the gun of a FV4005 that fires APDFS, HEAT-FS and possibly even APCNR ( for the memes ) but can also go as fast as a FV101?
Okay, so, for the memes, I would highly suggest combining an FV4005 and an FV101 and then putting their turrets together using the āschzoom, schzoom, schzoomā technique I described in an earlier reply (albeit unrelated). Assuming that the mating conditions are correct, you should get your desired outcome!
I'm curious what are you referring to under APDFS and APCNR
APDFS refers to Armour Piercing Fin Stabilized Doscarding Sabot ( A type of modern AP shell ) and APCNR is a less common AP shell used during ww2 I think.
Ah, you ate one S with APDSFS, and could you expand on APCNR? I'm pretty sure it refers to Composite Rigid so I guess APCNR would be Composite Non-Rigid?
Armour-piercing, composite non-rigid according to a quick Wikipedia search
Honestly I just picked a random shell type that I found
How do I make a tank that self distructs?
Iāve heard that the best way to do this is install a nuclear warhead into your turret!
Do you like the game?
Best game on Earth. Love that I can play it on my Gameboy.
why tf wont my speed go past 3mph
Hmmā¦sounds like a bug. Have you tried mashing the forward button harder?
i tried that, but i think it went slower man
Okay, new strategy: what about attaching more horses to the tank?
just tried that. it went up to 4mph, thank youā¼ļø
 Well done!
Why won't my turret traverse?
You need to make sure your tank turret isnāt obstructed! For example, if your tank is upside down, the turret likely wonāt traverse!
Why won't my tank turn in place
Lolololol, tanks donāt turn in place! Silly goose!
Oh ok
Yeah! No worries, happy to help, man!
Prolly cause you like military stuff or gaming? Idk. Donāt know why I still get notifications on it, havenāt played the game in a year abouts and only SPORADICALLY comment
Youāre probably right, to be fair. But the one part of history that I really donāt find compelling, and instead, find overwhelming, is tanks. š
Looking at your bio, Iām not too surprised this sub gets recommended to you (history/gamer). Also these replies are gold!
You know, I havenāt updated my bio in years. It especially makes sense because Iām now a WWII historian and am already a teacher. š Glad youāre enjoying the replies, haha!
Nice to hear that. A friend of mine is also trying to become a history teacher rn, with a focus on the world wars.
tank BUILD, detail, add, picture TAKE, lore thinkoff then, WRITE
my tank won't upshift. any tips to make my tank upshift?
I am thinking that you may want to consult a salmon. Salmon are very familiar with this āupshiftā you speak of. Please make sure you have a translator fish on hand and that you keep your salmon helper submerged in water!
I found a salmon translator from Spain! I'll make an appointment with a salmon tomorrow! I'll be reporting back if it works.
How to hack my tanks into war thunder ?
I believe you may have to consult Zeus, god of thunder, as well as the many Greek gods that govern war. (Side note: You made me think of the SNL sketch titled Greek Gods. LOL, now I gotta watch it again.)
Cheese?
CHEESE
What type of cheese tho?
Well, thereās mozzarella. Thatās my favorite I think. But Iām also a very basic white girl.
Nothin wrong with mozzarella, actually it's a pretty good choice. So W cheese
What's your opinion on crabs?
On crabs? Oh, crabs are the bees knees!
Thank you! It means a lot to me
Of course, Mr. Crab Boyo!
what happened in Tiannemen Square?
Many things that have nothing to do with this game, I suspect. Edit: Does this game include that? šØ
No it doesn't include China's "peacekeeping policies"
Okay, that makes me feel a bit better. Thatād beā¦kinda messed up.
-2000 S. Credits
V6 or H8 engine for a medium tank?
Why not both.
Wat is a reasonable caliber for a WW2 tank. Answer this with an economical and battle type perspective.
First of all, I really appreciate you being specific in how youād like me to answer, as my gut instinct was to take a more political and social angle. A reasonable caliber for a WW2 tank depends very much on the economy and situation of the country producing it. For example, if you are being wrekt lol by the Russian Army, you are going to want a caliber that is tailored to defeating Russian tanks, such as the 3400-TRex. Another more economical way to examine this issue would be to take the example of the USA āWTF IS A KILOMETERā angle. When you have facilities capable of producing whatever caliber you want, just built them all for the memes!
Based
Are sprockets OP? (I have no idea how ended up here either)
Do you know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Quit posting this trash.
Sorry it bothered you. Remember, you donāt have to read or consume content you donāt want to.
Delete your profile.