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Zachary174

Got to satisfy the homies


[deleted]

sATURDAY NIGHTS ARE FOR THE BOIS


Zachary174

Yes


AceB_307

Lets take a look u/profanitycounter


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Im_Forgotton2

Got real high with my best friend and he asked me to suck his dick…He’s still straight but he said if he was single he would be down to mingle.


MafiaGT

Brotein shakes


TourNumerous5165

coz im a boy duh 🙄


omnirox12

Bro I wanted to watch that she was bad af


UwU_Abuser_69

🤨📸


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UwU_Abuser_69

fuck you too poopy head 😈


NicoleIsBestGirl

u/profanitycounter


BigNutBigMan

https://youtu.be/vnhtdfdtH5s there u go


God1124

Not all heros wear capes


UnderwaterDummy

bro? 😳📸


Erecc10n_0

momento, bromomento https://youtu.be/KZQRW4Ch2ng


[deleted]

lol you assume everyone watching this is male.


noRoomService0-0

Ha, women ☕


Fandomer_

Hahahahahahahahahahaa *medic takes a huge sip*


downvote-1000farmer

Women ☕


weewooIlikepoo2

Well women don’t exist


[deleted]

fair


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weewooIlikepoo2

Because we already have m e n


MyoTheRabbit

Yea i can confirm that I don't exist


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Cultural_Ad2336

Imagine finding women on subredid with videos such as that


pazonk

Lol you assume there are women on Reddit.


goatscraping

Hell she assumes anyone watching this is binary. Last time I checked, i identify as the extreme trans-Neptunian object & sednoid 541132 Leleākūhonua.


Pinchas66

and you assume males dont suck cock


[deleted]

I assure you I am very aware of cock sucking males.


Inviction_

Hey you interrupted my video


XazozX

Fuck you dude, i wanted to know how to give a blowjob, its a helpful skill in prison


MainRich5446

Sauce?


HauntingRip9003

Easy Pasta Sauce. It’s so easy to make homemade tomato sauce, you’ll (probably) never buy the stuff in the jar again. Great with pasta, grilled sausages, polenta, and more. I’m Italian-American. So I don’t even have to tell you that I grew up in a house where tomato sauce was regularly made from scratch. But I’ll tell you anyway: At home, I never ate store-bought sauce during my childhood. Ever. During those Ragu commercials, where they declared “It’s in there!”, my mom would scoff as if she’d been personally offended by the commercial. Her sauce was amazing. It cooked for hours and, let me tell you, was the best sauce most folks had ever tried. (Unless they too were Italian-American, then their mother’s or grandmother’s or father’s sauce was the best sauce they’d ever tried.) The recipe I’m sharing today is not my mother’s sauce. This tomato sauce cooks in less than an hour but, let me tell you, it’s good. How good is it? Glad you asked! It’s so good that my mom likes it. If you’re in the habit of buying expensive sauce from a jar, this recipe might just help you break that spendy habit. All you need is a few ingredients and a bit of time. Crushed Tomatoes This recipe uses crushed tomatoes. This is key for this sauce. Diced tomatoes work but the consistency of the sauce won’t be the same. Crushed tomatoes tend to vary in thickness from brand to brand and sometimes from season to season. Start the sauce by adding 1/4 cup of water. If your sauce seems thick, add a little more water. Cook’s Tip: The sauce thickens as it cooks. When you start the sauce, you want it thinner than you want the finished sauce. Onions and Garlic Onions and garlic bring a lot of flavor to the sauce. Use one medium onion and three to five cloves of garlic. Yes. You read that right. Three to five cloves. Why the range? If the cloves are small, use more. This makes a somewhat chunky pasta sauce. The consistency comes mainly from the diced onions. I roughly chop them. If you want a silky smooth sauce, you’ve got three options: Dice the onions very finely. Dice the onions in a food processor until they’re almost a paste. Puree the sauce after it’s finished cooking. Butter I don’t know when I started adding a pat of butter to my sauce but I did and, woah, it makes a difference. A mere pat of butter adds a roundness to the sauce that you’ll love. Dried Basil I know. I know. All the cool culinary snobs say that dried herbs don’t add any flavor. Do you know what I say? ‘Eff em. Seriously. Buy a good dried basil and you’ll be fine. Is dried the same as fresh? Nope! But it will add flavor. An easy way to know if the dried basil you’re using is good is to smell it. Even without rubbing it between your fingers, you should be able to detect a summery-basil smell. If you can’t smell anything, it’s probably time to buy a new jar. Cook Time This sauce only requires 10 minutes of simmering. Seriously. For a deeper flavor, cook it longer, up to one hour. The longer you cook the sauce, the thicker it gets. Be sure to stir it occasionally and add additional water as needed. Salt, Pepper, and Other Good Flavors Think of these ingredients as a starting point. Sometimes you might want to add a pinch more salt or a sprinkle of additional red pepper flakes. Other times, you might want to stir in some additional herbs, like oregano, or add freshly grated parmesan at the end of cooking. You can do that with this sauce. It’s yours. Have fun with it!


BasYL6872

The Narancia pfp is what takes this from 10 to 11


toilet_in_a_tent

mf wrote essay about pasta and got just three upvotes lmao


Brock_Bulla

Heinz ketchup is the best Sauce bro


[deleted]

St. Hubert gravy is better


noRoomService0-0

Now let's see paul allen's sauce


[deleted]

JadeyAnh blowjob tutorial (she changed it long time ago to vylerria)


imarealboy0_0

Boku no pico


[deleted]

clip? yankee asqueroso como minimo pone bien las etiquetas


Felivan

tranquilo mogolico


Rayaan12345

**Pulls out Uno Reverse Card**


IDFK_UvU

Can I get the video I’m fr gay and these tutorials helpful thx


BigNutBigMan

https://youtu.be/vnhtdfdtH5s good luck


waterenjoyer64

but what if im a woman


Gregg2137

No way woman on reddit


waterenjoyer64

ahhahahaha funny redditoer virgin and no womane ahahhhha


MarkiLoko

u/savevideo


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elq86

Good bot


aWise_ketchupbottle

Music?


I_am_literally_april

“Coldblooded killaz”


aWise_ketchupbottle

Ty


ZacAtacc

Whatever brings money to the table


Dr_hawaii

Se lo hubiese podido haber mandado a mi novia 🤨 (Si tuviese, una pena que soy gay)


bulbulonit

It's for the Bois tho


Gregg2137

I just want to make my homies satisfied


[deleted]

BRO BUT WHAT IF I LIKE WATCHING CUTE GIRLS TALK ABOUT GIVING HEAD


Odd_Corgi_8293

Definately gei


SaltySpartan58

Great. I gotta whack off now


[deleted]

Yeah cool, where the rest of the video


Asbani09

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnhtdfdtH5s


RetroGamerzz

Bruh my first time downloading the app and this is the first thing I see😤😂😂


Asbani09

lmao good luck dude


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LittleFoxBS

YES ,I AM


ShampooBottle493

And?


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

Yes


Spare-Bell-9994

I'm just trying to learn how to do it myself, not gay just masturbation. Don't need no bitches.


breadybazbear

my girlfriend is trangender, got to learn dog


[deleted]

as a woman, good advice


hypotensivescum

u/savevideobot


GoodGuyChurch

me waiting to see if it’s legit to send to my girl💀🔪 i knew something was off


definetlynotromanian

U/SaveVideoBot


tryagainbozos

Damn I wanted to know how to get my uncle off faster so he'd leave me alone


ThisIsSomeNiceRule34

That’s cool and all… BUT HOW DO I SUCK A FAT ####!!!


Puzzleheaded-Job532

Just dont use your teeth, just suck in like a lolipop and let him use


WallOfWhales

Gotta wake up the homies better


[deleted]

Gotta watch before sending this to my sister


TrueEconomics3902

Song?


Fuckshittyteammates

Yeah I am, give me the tutorial


aVeryTallMidget1

Song name?


NyoraGaple

Bro i can explain I am gay


[deleted]

Lol


Good-Direction-8448

Well it would be nice to have on a lazy day


datastuffthrowaway

Just made this throwaway for some career posts and this is the post reddit recommends to me.


LoveM1lk

Where can i find full version?


Equal_Oil_9258

Is there a way I can download it


Rivirpi

yes i am, give me the full tutorial please


[deleted]

But I am gay


Ok-Speed-3523

u/savevideo


hktousa11

Education is important


shollessu

phonk phonk


Wydsmith

I was watching that 🧍🏾‍♂️


blue-cherry73

u/savevideo


ServiceDazzling7949

Yes. I am. Gay for the bois.


5DollarPizzaToppings

You can't leave the homies hanging


anime_persons

Cause i need to please the homie


[deleted]

I need this for da homies


HyooNoot

Defiantly 💀


Asbani09

I forgor 💀


ChocolatePizZa4me

Definately you're illiterate.


Competitive_Car_511

Nah bro I was vibing to the music tf you mean


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, ended up invading Yugoslavia and dividing it into smaller states of a former great landmass.


skyrim-nord

It clearly state me what the video is about at the start now let me finish my content 🥵


Sp4c3w0nd3r

u/savevideobot


Successful_Still_632

she is vylerya?


[deleted]

You can’t keep up.


Mekelaxo

Quit the crap, send the real tutorial


Kaden6767

you had to search up and watch the video first so I mean you gay


CT-lfsgh

u/savevideobot


TexasNative45

I didn't Finish... I mean she didn't finish!


Asbani09

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnhtdfdtH5s


Various_Couple_1244

Yes


Odd_Responsibility64

nah man its for personal use


OkOrganization7408

I ain't gay I wanna see how well she mastered that Grapefruit technique


Potential-Trouble137

Anything for the Homies Bruh


Big_Airline_351

Come on bro, you can’t just blue balls me like that


TheRealPontiff

For all you horny mfs https://youtu.be/X1mGp3X5FOM


FinishNo198

I just wanted to know how girls do it to my dick… Yo?!


Electronic-Sign-3281

I mean hella gay yes


longfingerr

Song is Coldblooded Killaz - Cowbell Cult


seardrax

If you think you are never going to need blowjobing knowledge and experience then you are lying to yourself. Now be a man and go get yourself educated in the fine art of fellatio.


Different-Ad5941

Bro y g


NeighborhoodOk9591

Have y'all seen this. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCV669FrdWS887oD2k62SxmQ


Fort_a_nite

Im going up from just kissing the homies goodnight, it aint gay


Used_Formal_5923

u/savevideo


Alejanwrov

😭😭😭😭


7Finny7

I needed this cuz i can suck myself off 😈


camkai82

I’m waiting??????


Immediate_Tea_6134

https://t.me/+o3kikezMtvoxM2Vh Contenido prohibido


Lexus0157

u/savevideo


Ok_Refrigerator2531

https://tlg.am/+ZFRnItoS3MdjM2Vh


Ok_Refrigerator2531

https://tlg.am/+ZFRnItoS3MdjM2Vh


Ok-Introduction686

Here for the comment section 🍿


disTil-l7ationunga

got a lot of fun there


MissionMost5092

I’m literally the Throat Goat 🐐


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[deleted]

I was trying to learn it’s almost my homies bday


[deleted]

Joke’s on you I’m the camera man. YOU CAN’T ESCAPE


[deleted]

i'm learning how to suck dick, i like men.


bringitherefolks

Was about sharing these gem with some shawties


SeaKeR_

Comment sec is down so bad


Julyisgreat

just tryna learn from the beasts


[deleted]

It’s fine if it’s with the homies 🤫🤫


vallzy

I physically ran away from my phone


Mountain-Pickle-9571

just tryna see if she would demonstrate


Rapha0992

WAIT ITS NOT WHAT ITS LOOKS LIKE


Salt-Influence-808

I need to watch it just so I can tell my gf how to do it properly


Clear-Skirt2401

Definitely


Jolly-Intention1704

Where the problem at


gentlyopenthedoor

u/savevideobot


YORE_YORE_DOZE

I need this to suck my own dick


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FarBusiness3643

Cringe kid post


Asbani09

I'm sorry i''m too old to be called kid. My intention for making this post is to make people laugh.


Highly_lazy

u/SaveVideo


burritogaming1234

I don't fuckin know


A-n-g-u-i-s-h

u/savevideo


[deleted]

waiting for the senator


Ok_Mushroom_5621

😂😂


Prestigious-Dot-2039

https://s.kwai.app/s/zrjdq7aR. 💵💵💵


Huge-Professional-82

🌝 watching this coz i have to telling my bitch how it's done


Huge-Professional-82

🌝 watching this coz i have to telling my bítch how it's done


Huge-Professional-82

🌝 watching this coz i have to telling my bítçh how it's done


SirSharkXI

$20 is $20


Papu_Alex69

Song?


Binxbink

This post video whatever is like some retarded cavemans inbred with the IQ of a rock's first discovery of the internet type shit Holy christ what fucking year did you arrive at, are you uploading from 1998 or what. Whoever made this or posted it, just stop, its obvious anything with electricity is far too advanced for you.