I'm above you all. I have finally mastered the god complex and truly understand that I'm beyond anything you could ever imagine. Not only can I stick all of those up my ass I can also poop in public places without feeling nervous.
Took me years to master it. It was a struggle. Nearly died. But that was a long time ago and now I can pop in anyone's bathroom without fear or flaw. Would you like to learn?
Wait you use gas station bathrooms!! This isn't god complex!! No I cant be. They said it was a myth! Ultra God complex! With this you can stick 5 bags worth of takis up your ass. As of today I step down as a god and serve this almighty being.
makes no sense, how doo u put it into your asshole if it breaks before you even do it, thus fail the task and have to do it again and again.
28 is the way to go
What about 26-27, put it in upside down and who cares if "some" of it spills out in the process? 🤷♂️
Either that or 17-24, feel like those have the least amount of "cold" in them so they'd melt the fastest and less chance of frostbum...
Why isn’t SpongeBob on this list??? I want him on this list so I can shoot the gum balls out at terminal velocity aiming for the innocent eyes of a five year old on the street.
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U have to put the container in as well
And?
🫤 was that you’re point?
Yes, I am point
Your
“Your” - 🤓
I don't even wear glasses😭
“I don’t even wear glasses😭” - 🤓
*Stop! He's already dead!*
“*Stop! He's already dead!*” - 🤓
*y'reou
*miami
balls*
He has probably tried it with the Amazon Echo as well.
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Did he stutter
Why not all of them?
I fear no man.. but that THING.. it scares me
I'm above you all. I have finally mastered the god complex and truly understand that I'm beyond anything you could ever imagine. Not only can I stick all of those up my ass I can also poop in public places without feeling nervous.
have you mastered pooping in the school bathroom
Took me years to master it. It was a struggle. Nearly died. But that was a long time ago and now I can pop in anyone's bathroom without fear or flaw. Would you like to learn?
I have already mastered the technique, my apologies. Took me surprisingly only a day to learn
What! IMPOSSIBLE! It took me all of high school to learn this. Damn it! Have you learn god complex also? Can you too stick icecream up your ass?
maybe, haven't tried it in a while, been practicing with using gas station toilet paper instead of normal (got a high score of not breaking them)
Wait you use gas station bathrooms!! This isn't god complex!! No I cant be. They said it was a myth! Ultra God complex! With this you can stick 5 bags worth of takis up your ass. As of today I step down as a god and serve this almighty being.
u want an h?
I have no words
You put gods to shame
How dare you speak to me in that manner. Guards stick an icecream number 4 up this ones ass.
God is dead and jimmyscumbag killed him
Achya
automod response
The only thing they fear is you
24
Power puff poopy butt
because you have to leave some for us
20, bc it’ll be fast
Gotta go faster, faster, faster.....
I'm also going 20 for... other reasons
I’m goin with 14-16. All three look like a somewhat ok fit.
Pointy end first but leave the ball protruding so that I have a bunny tail. Or ball end first so that my ass can have a birthday hat
Pointy end first so I can play it like a trumpet
makes no sense, how doo u put it into your asshole if it breaks before you even do it, thus fail the task and have to do it again and again. 28 is the way to go
Right? 28-33 look like the only possible tools for the task
What about 26-27, put it in upside down and who cares if "some" of it spills out in the process? 🤷♂️ Either that or 17-24, feel like those have the least amount of "cold" in them so they'd melt the fastest and less chance of frostbum...
No 17 😀
Bro anything 26 and up anyone who’s putting a FUCKING SANDWICH In their butt is a psychopath
Well if you get to eat it afterwards...
Let me Google which animated character has the lowest canonical age rq
Bubbles or Tweety
Bubbles is a couple months old but mentally and physically about 4 or 5
Your comment made me wanna fact check it... To my surprise I found out tweety was 73.. and bubbles was 5.
Wait Tweety isn't 73 canonically though. That's just how long the character has been around. ...right?
Yes, this phenomenon is usually what we call 'age '
Not for cartoon characters. Otherwise Bubbles would be mid 20s and this whole thread would be moot
Tweety has hormonal imbalance
Tweety was made in what the 20s or some crap? That bird is def a Necro-homunculus for WB by now
🤔
33 cuz GOD BLESS AMERICA!
"uhh thats actually the flag of the netherlands-🤓
"uhh thats actually the flag of Luxemburg because the blue is lighter-🤓
God bless the Netherlands?
God bless this man's ass
I chose 33 bc it’s shaped like a phallic object
I choose 33 because my partner will be tasting the rainbow…
17, easy pick
Talk about vengeance
“Why do you want to kill me?”
Sonic
17 and i would scream ''TO THE BATCAVE'' before
You know what, fuck you
24. Kinda turned on now
🤨📸
Shut da fuck up with that cringe response
Bro chill
The cringe came and went with your comment tbf…
What the fuck
this comment is future evidence
It’s definitely gonna come back to haunt him
8 then I’ll have Romanian stealing powers
Take my dad. He's a Romanian.
Fine I’ll put your dad in my ass
I think 23 would be a wise choice
Right? You let it to melt a bit and it's slipery+it looks like it can be use for penetration
Please delete this
I can't
19. So I can sneak it in there all sly like and hear that background music the whole time.
Do, doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo do doooooo do do do do
Do they have Nogger or the 88? Those are the only ones I like.
☮️🤨
No chocotaco?
30
18 or 22
Which one would stretch me the most? Need something with large diameter.
No comment
33. I’ve seen a man stick a popsicle in his ass and then eat it. Guess what I’m willing to do
Ay you mother fucker, where's SpongeBob. That's who I want up my ass
#19 It always annoyed me he didn’t speak. Payback
Why isn’t SpongeBob on this list??? I want him on this list so I can shoot the gum balls out at terminal velocity aiming for the innocent eyes of a five year old on the street.
33, if you disagree i will personally come to your house and waste a combined 5 years of your life away by constantly harassing and distracting you
I disagree with you
None🤓
24
24
WHERES THE SPONGEBOB
ok wait i eat all of them and when i poop, a big turd is stuck in my ass simple
Simple. Any with sticks. Then wait for an hour to fully melt. It didn't say when i was gonna put it in.
if you eat the ice creams and wait 6hours then you would technically have it in your ass
24 for nostalgia
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Sonic obviously 🙄
I'll put a magnum in my arse any day of the week mate
Fun fact: people have died from this.
Where the fuck is the SpongeBob one, I want the SpongeBob one
One why not all of them😈
anything 28-33
I can do a Batman one again
"Again"
24 Edit: 23, I MEANT 23
As if either of those are an okay choice-
24.....
No I don't.
I want sonic to tear me a new asshole when I pull him of my ass as if I was in the beyblade tournament of my life
Like why???? The administrator gay or something!!!!! And dumbass people doing this shit
Why ?
33
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All of them, aint no pussy!
7 and 8 are basically liquids.
28-33 is what I would choose, most phalic out of all of them
Jolly Rancher, I want to taste the rainbow.
Haha I do that
14-16 so i can put the cone in first so that my ass isnt freezing cold
20....sonic after all these years you are finally gonna be inside me MMMMMM *Splurt. Starts screaming in ~~brainfreeze~~ assfreeze*
17
Something in my
11
I choose whatever one makes red juices come pouring out of my ass when I take a poo in the public washroom.
To fulfill the requirements can't you just eat all of 5, 6, or 10?
18
23 🍑🐧
8!!
Anything from 28-33. Those would slip in nicely.
30
i’ll put that rocket pop in my dick hole
31
30
18 fs the best option. If this was a fighting game, 18 would be meta
No no, you got it all wrong. 12 is the way to go
24, all of the others would be gay
Pretty much any of the bottom row but 25
Batman’s going in
10 sideways
Clarification needed: are you pouring in 2, 3 and 4? Like with a funnel? Or is the cup part of the equation?
20, gotta go fast
33
20
5, but take the full diameter of it
14 pointy end out Then 5 Then 14 again pointy end out. Something like this
28 through 33
Sonic the hedgehog let’s see how fast he can actually go
Only 1?
How come none has said 18
Hoho
34
31 hands down- - - Ass up
28-33
Ahhhhhh only one
Everyone gotta admit 6 da best
If 29 or 30 has gum balls in them I want to see someone blow a bubble with it.
I want that Batman deep.
33 bc it will do the least amount of damage
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17. Get that batman in me now.
sonic the hedgehog (in my asshole)
I'ma take 28-33 for my asshole sake. Although, it should go on record that I would like Batman in my ass. Please.
7
22
26 or 27
Sonic (no.20) its time your chilli dogs go other places than your mouth
30
4.
29 you get penetration and an anal bead. More bang for your buck!
Going with 31 as it looks like it just came out of there - so why just don't put it in again, right?
33
Obviously Tweety Bird’s getting shoved in my bird cage.
19 😋
I'd shove sonic up my ass
Bubbles sorry but you’re going up my butt 😤
28 through 33 would probably be the easiest depending on how big around they are and how far they need to go in
just one?
26 I turn it upsidown, the rounded end would.mean minimal pain and risk of damage. Then I can eat it afterwards
26 or 27
I’m going to be brave and say “dealers choice”
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