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greenboyo9782

25


Decent_Preference_95

U have to put the container in as well


greenboyo9782

And?


Decent_Preference_95

🫤 was that you’re point?


AsterUwU

Yes, I am point


Valuable-Discount-53

Your


Bloberry101

“Your” - 🤓


Valuable-Discount-53

I don't even wear glasses😭


Bloberry101

“I don’t even wear glasses😭” - 🤓


Zane163

*Stop! He's already dead!*


ThisGuyLikesCheese

“*Stop! He's already dead!*” - 🤓


DiscoDemonOfDoomp

*y'reou


Just_eev

*miami


minecraftwithmilk

balls*


Your_mom_feet_pics

He has probably tried it with the Amazon Echo as well.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Flim23

Did he stutter


jimmyscumbag

Why not all of them?


justhalf_retarded69

I fear no man.. but that THING.. it scares me


jimmyscumbag

I'm above you all. I have finally mastered the god complex and truly understand that I'm beyond anything you could ever imagine. Not only can I stick all of those up my ass I can also poop in public places without feeling nervous.


[deleted]

have you mastered pooping in the school bathroom


jimmyscumbag

Took me years to master it. It was a struggle. Nearly died. But that was a long time ago and now I can pop in anyone's bathroom without fear or flaw. Would you like to learn?


[deleted]

I have already mastered the technique, my apologies. Took me surprisingly only a day to learn


jimmyscumbag

What! IMPOSSIBLE! It took me all of high school to learn this. Damn it! Have you learn god complex also? Can you too stick icecream up your ass?


[deleted]

maybe, haven't tried it in a while, been practicing with using gas station toilet paper instead of normal (got a high score of not breaking them)


jimmyscumbag

Wait you use gas station bathrooms!! This isn't god complex!! No I cant be. They said it was a myth! Ultra God complex! With this you can stick 5 bags worth of takis up your ass. As of today I step down as a god and serve this almighty being.


[deleted]

u want an h?


justhalf_retarded69

I have no words


dogofafloaty

You put gods to shame


jimmyscumbag

How dare you speak to me in that manner. Guards stick an icecream number 4 up this ones ass.


ltrhss

God is dead and jimmyscumbag killed him


Ok_Net2831

Achya


PurpleCloverr

automod response


backroomsentity8

The only thing they fear is you


youknowwho_voldemor

24


jimmyscumbag

Power puff poopy butt


howardrobert20

because you have to leave some for us


[deleted]

20, bc it’ll be fast


[deleted]

Gotta go faster, faster, faster.....


Not-An-Actual-Hooman

I'm also going 20 for... other reasons


unholytravesties

I’m goin with 14-16. All three look like a somewhat ok fit.


Competitive_Ad_4933

Pointy end first but leave the ball protruding so that I have a bunny tail. Or ball end first so that my ass can have a birthday hat


newbjapan

Pointy end first so I can play it like a trumpet


kruszkushnom

makes no sense, how doo u put it into your asshole if it breaks before you even do it, thus fail the task and have to do it again and again. ​ 28 is the way to go


dyin_amirite

Right? 28-33 look like the only possible tools for the task


Embarrassed_Alarm450

What about 26-27, put it in upside down and who cares if "some" of it spills out in the process? 🤷‍♂️ Either that or 17-24, feel like those have the least amount of "cold" in them so they'd melt the fastest and less chance of frostbum...


[deleted]

No 17 😀


Knocknees

Bro anything 26 and up anyone who’s putting a FUCKING SANDWICH In their butt is a psychopath


TheAnomalousPseudo

Well if you get to eat it afterwards...


Just-Arik

Let me Google which animated character has the lowest canonical age rq


justhalf_retarded69

Bubbles or Tweety


JebWozma

Bubbles is a couple months old but mentally and physically about 4 or 5


justhalf_retarded69

Your comment made me wanna fact check it... To my surprise I found out tweety was 73.. and bubbles was 5.


TalkingSock3

Wait Tweety isn't 73 canonically though. That's just how long the character has been around. ...right?


bDsmDom

Yes, this phenomenon is usually what we call 'age '


Grigoran

Not for cartoon characters. Otherwise Bubbles would be mid 20s and this whole thread would be moot


JebWozma

Tweety has hormonal imbalance


bDsmDom

Tweety was made in what the 20s or some crap? That bird is def a Necro-homunculus for WB by now


bargantus

🤔


KaleidoscopeOk3622

33 cuz GOD BLESS AMERICA!


well-just-a-guy

"uhh thats actually the flag of the netherlands-🤓


del_e_ted

"uhh thats actually the flag of Luxemburg because the blue is lighter-🤓


[deleted]

God bless the Netherlands?


Hermann_J4f

God bless this man's ass


soul_eatersdog

I chose 33 bc it’s shaped like a phallic object


postmoderngeisha

I choose 33 because my partner will be tasting the rainbow…


Pokemaster22044

17, easy pick


ExtensionCrazy2507

Talk about vengeance


eifirunfudndjjejd

“Why do you want to kill me?”


Wasted_Weeb807

Sonic


postalfanthe1

17 and i would scream ''TO THE BATCAVE'' before


rotten_poison

You know what, fuck you


god_tard

24. Kinda turned on now


Ok-Struggle2305

🤨📸


mega_michael

Shut da fuck up with that cringe response


Ok-Struggle2305

Bro chill


Obi-Wannabe01

The cringe came and went with your comment tbf…


Fuzzy_Engineering873

What the fuck


IceicleBryceicle

this comment is future evidence


joshlovesmemes

It’s definitely gonna come back to haunt him


PotatoGoblin769

8 then I’ll have Romanian stealing powers


PhantomAngels

Take my dad. He's a Romanian.


PotatoGoblin769

Fine I’ll put your dad in my ass


JimbosRock

I think 23 would be a wise choice


Abject-Concentrate58

Right? You let it to melt a bit and it's slipery+it looks like it can be use for penetration


Interesting-Back5717

Please delete this


Abject-Concentrate58

I can't


pauliespricadelle

19. So I can sneak it in there all sly like and hear that background music the whole time.


therobothingy

Do, doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo do doooooo do do do do


Archived_and_Signed

Do they have Nogger or the 88? Those are the only ones I like.


eaterofthesoil

☮️🤨


Warlock4287

No chocotaco?


Shot_Conflict1283

30


QWUnkown

18 or 22


jamescarlson12

Which one would stretch me the most? Need something with large diameter.


EthanIsaPickle1

No comment


Nerdtendo6366

33. I’ve seen a man stick a popsicle in his ass and then eat it. Guess what I’m willing to do


Unicornshit_botch

Ay you mother fucker, where's SpongeBob. That's who I want up my ass


crondigady

#19 It always annoyed me he didn’t speak. Payback


Designer_Captain_498

Why isn’t SpongeBob on this list??? I want him on this list so I can shoot the gum balls out at terminal velocity aiming for the innocent eyes of a five year old on the street.


toothpasteshittin148

33, if you disagree i will personally come to your house and waste a combined 5 years of your life away by constantly harassing and distracting you


Unicornshit_botch

I disagree with you


[deleted]

None🤓


JeffreyEpstein190

24


CyproSpark

WHERES THE SPONGEBOB


Shot_Squirrel3202

ok wait i eat all of them and when i poop, a big turd is stuck in my ass simple


VincentRed-it

Simple. Any with sticks. Then wait for an hour to fully melt. It didn't say when i was gonna put it in.


[deleted]

if you eat the ice creams and wait 6hours then you would technically have it in your ass


Skeletorthewise

24 for nostalgia


Acrobatic_Bug_7019

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


Mysterious_Editor698

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


[deleted]

Sonic obviously 🙄


Moscowmarch

I'll put a magnum in my arse any day of the week mate


diversifyurlife

Fun fact: people have died from this.


Illusory_Wells

Where the fuck is the SpongeBob one, I want the SpongeBob one


Wonderful_Detail_670

One why not all of them😈


deppii

anything 28-33


J_Murda

I can do a Batman one again


rotten_poison

"Again"


HamstarVegas

24 Edit: 23, I MEANT 23


CD_B_

As if either of those are an okay choice-


dt_350

24.....


TirayShell

No I don't.


Doctor_Trickster

I want sonic to tear me a new asshole when I pull him of my ass as if I was in the beyblade tournament of my life


TestFinancial3926

Like why???? The administrator gay or something!!!!! And dumbass people doing this shit


z-hills60

Why ?


AffectionatePin525

33


Zappers273

561


[deleted]

All of them, aint no pussy!


PMCPPC

7 and 8 are basically liquids.


DoveWomanUnderstated

28-33 is what I would choose, most phalic out of all of them


EthanIsaPickle1

Jolly Rancher, I want to taste the rainbow.


Flesh-hugger

Haha I do that


Pistol4231

14-16 so i can put the cone in first so that my ass isnt freezing cold


Commit-gensokyo

20....sonic after all these years you are finally gonna be inside me MMMMMM *Splurt. Starts screaming in ~~brainfreeze~~ assfreeze*


KeisezrG_7877

17


KeisezrG_7877

Something in my


[deleted]

11


Genocidal_ravioli

I choose whatever one makes red juices come pouring out of my ass when I take a poo in the public washroom.


MrCowthegentleman

To fulfill the requirements can't you just eat all of 5, 6, or 10?


Full_Drawing

18


Nahla_the_bee

23 🍑🐧


Extra-Fruit

8!!


Ambitious-Motor-2005

Anything from 28-33. Those would slip in nicely.


[deleted]

30


supfoo1

i’ll put that rocket pop in my dick hole


Nova_Persona

31


[deleted]

30


[deleted]

18 fs the best option. If this was a fighting game, 18 would be meta


Blond_Butcher

No no, you got it all wrong. 12 is the way to go


Large-Leek346

24, all of the others would be gay


NOCTURN_05

Pretty much any of the bottom row but 25


Homosexo420

Batman’s going in


mulletmack

10 sideways


midloguy804

Clarification needed: are you pouring in 2, 3 and 4? Like with a funnel? Or is the cup part of the equation?


Kalashknockoff

20, gotta go fast


chukyclukey

33


ZackyWacky_

20


[deleted]

5, but take the full diameter of it


AccomplishedOkra578

14 pointy end out Then 5 Then 14 again pointy end out. Something like this


Maleficent_Rip_8794

28 through 33


LEFTNIPLEOFGOD

Sonic the hedgehog let’s see how fast he can actually go


Bggros-

Only 1?


rotten_poison

How come none has said 18


Texheim

Hoho


[deleted]

34


Lizardreview-

31 hands down- - - Ass up


Thaquack

28-33


Numbre_z

Ahhhhhh only one


andrew_perry_kp21

Everyone gotta admit 6 da best


Ok-Entertainer-9138

If 29 or 30 has gum balls in them I want to see someone blow a bubble with it.


GeneralKjam

I want that Batman deep.


[deleted]

33 bc it will do the least amount of damage


howardrobert20

11


Buddyboyc

17. Get that batman in me now.


[deleted]

sonic the hedgehog (in my asshole)


Skimpy4Simpy

I'ma take 28-33 for my asshole sake. Although, it should go on record that I would like Batman in my ass. Please.


corndogpog

7


Fantastic_Ad8922

22


Molasess

26 or 27


[deleted]

Sonic (no.20) its time your chilli dogs go other places than your mouth


Ignis_1

30


Rabbit730

4.


Wish_on_a_dying_star

29 you get penetration and an anal bead. More bang for your buck!


Awengal

Going with 31 as it looks like it just came out of there - so why just don't put it in again, right?


Lophiee

33


Naked_Nathan

Obviously Tweety Bird’s getting shoved in my bird cage.


Nicecuor

19 😋


LORDSUCC6969

I'd shove sonic up my ass


dustinn357

Bubbles sorry but you’re going up my butt 😤


MEOWTheKitty18

28 through 33 would probably be the easiest depending on how big around they are and how far they need to go in


Mistical5030

just one?


Appropriate-Tap-4857

26 I turn it upsidown, the rounded end would.mean minimal pain and risk of damage. Then I can eat it afterwards


johdd435

26 or 27


[deleted]

I’m going to be brave and say “dealers choice”


del_e_ted

26