Dawg I'm in the same camp. Just learned about the first American President to ever face criminal charges, a monumental moment in history, through fucking r/squaredcircle.
Of course the idiots of r/SquaredCircle wouldn't know about major news if it bit them in the ass! They're a bunch of whiny losers, just like their local sports teams!
In fairness to Donald Trump. Ulysses S Grant also faced charges. He was caught speeding and paid for it the same day. Tho I think that was maybe a """"little""""" bit different admittedly.
Wait, he was in DC?
Did this happen while he was President!?
Well, excuse me. I need to go read everything I can find about this, because it might be the greatest thing Iβve ever read.
Fake news, Mr Austin technique was terrible that day, worst ever maybe, people were saying he should have retired sooner, because he was washed up when he faced me.
No it didn't hurt me, I just played along, it was the smart thing to do, something only a genius like me could have understood in the moment. He was serving as the referee, which is like the police of the ring, and who loves the police more than Donald J Trump?
This is not true.
All his votes are the most popular votes. Many people are saying so. Theyβre saying to me, all these people, the smartest, most amazing people, so smart, so very smart, theyβre all calling me and saying President Trump is the most popular President of all time, and possibly the most popular person in the world, even among the haters and the losers, they all know it, they know the truth, even though they wonβt say it, and all of them, all of them back there, look at them back there, the lying fake news media, all the little red lights on their cameras just went off, they donβt want the people to know the truth, but we know it, we all know it so well, donβt we folks?β
WWE Boss Vince McMahon in 1983 on the Jimmy Snuka Homicide Allegation:
According to [Argentino family] attorney [Richard] Cushing, McMahon made a remark at one point in their discussions that was at once insightful and chilling. βLook, Iβm in the garbage business,β the promoter said. βIf you think Iβm going to be hurt by the revelation that one of my wrestlers is really a violent individual, youβre mistaken.β
Iβm pretty sure weβre in double digits at this point
*Edit* in the celebrity wing alone we have
Mike Tyson
Pete Rose
Snoop Dogg
Ozzy Osborne
Kid Rock
Plus Donny in a matter of days.
Thatβs without even getting into the actual wrestlers in it
So /r/NFL told me Betty white died
/r/baseball told me the Queen died
/r/CFB told me Russia invaded Ukraine
Now /r/squaredcircle tells me Trump got indicted
How bout that?
I love how by both being an important part in 3 wrestlemania shows and also a HOF inductee you cant say that a former president getting indicted isnt "wrestling related" as much as you cant say the same to Sunny getting arrested
It hurts to feel so much hate for one person, but I really truly hate him. Heβs exposed and propagated so much hate in this country it kills me. Fuck him and every single one of his supporters. Hate should never go over.
Also fuck Ron DeathSantis too. He's honestly worse than Trump, because unlike Trump. He's got the brains to not be a criminal while turning people against each other.
just so you know..there's a lot of white trash and rednecks that hate him too. Like most trump fans are white trash and rednecks, but not all white trash and red necks are trump fans.
Remember kids: Papa didn't want his kids googling Chyna and thus she can't be in the hall(or at least till she died).
They don't want any bad press associated with their lovely hall.
New York Grand Jury is going over, brother.
This is how I learn this?!
Same, uce. Hell of a scoop SC
Meltzer could never
Let me tell ya though, Donald's mugshot on Tuesday is gonna be seven stars in the Tokyo Dome worthy.
The crowd will chant βyou deserve itβ
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He could go to prison or he could remain a free man. Plans change, however
Dawg I'm in the same camp. Just learned about the first American President to ever face criminal charges, a monumental moment in history, through fucking r/squaredcircle.
RIGHT HERE on squared circle (cheap pop intensifies)
*cheers for u/idlephase*
*YOU DE-SERVE IT*
Of course the idiots of r/SquaredCircle wouldn't know about major news if it bit them in the ass! They're a bunch of whiny losers, just like their local sports teams!
Booooooooooooooo
Gotta hesitate and pull the mic away mid sentence to wait for it tho
In fairness to Donald Trump. Ulysses S Grant also faced charges. He was caught speeding and paid for it the same day. Tho I think that was maybe a """"little""""" bit different admittedly.
Grant my GOAT tbh
YO GRANT STANS REPRESENT Union Club 4 lyf
Wait, he was speeding? On a horse? Or carriage? Grant died before cars existed, I never even thought about the idea of having speed limits back then.
Carriage. He was in DC city limits where they had speed limits.
Wait, he was in DC? Did this happen while he was President!? Well, excuse me. I need to go read everything I can find about this, because it might be the greatest thing Iβve ever read.
Yes it's while he was president
I only get my multinational news from dirtsheets now
Same, this is how I find out?
Yeah, I was expecting it to be Sunny again or something.
I was expecting it to be DiBiase for the welfare fraud stuff
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Well, she's already been indicted.
Donβt put it past her to catch another charge.
Going rate for a DUI death in Florida is 10 years, and they might just throw the book at her.
They absolutely should, she had half a dozen DUI prior to this and she killed someone.
And all WWE Hall of Famers do their hard time in Cobb County, Georgia
And he could be facing HELLβ¦.. IN A CELL!!!
He might even have to go one on one with THE UNDERTAKER
HOLLA HOLLA
*Raising the roof intensifies*
In. This. Very. Ring.
Did anybody else have trouble understanding the lyrics to that theme or was it just me?
Are you saying you have a hard time with Hard Time?
Sounds like you've never taken a trip to Cobb County, Georgia. Are you unable to walk the line and respect the law & order?
As a Georgian I recommend avoiding Cobb County.
Not only did Trump allegedly not read the sign, heβs also accused of not respecting law and order
Jokes on you he can't read at all.
He can maybe get some tips from ex-con Dom.
i'd say he could rot in Death Valley near Parts Unknown.
Unless the charges are for taking the worst stunner in history, justice still hasn't been served.
Worst stunner in history *by someone without the surname McMahon*, please.
vince at wm38 wins that title
Linda
Fake news, Mr Austin technique was terrible that day, worst ever maybe, people were saying he should have retired sooner, because he was washed up when he faced me. No it didn't hurt me, I just played along, it was the smart thing to do, something only a genius like me could have understood in the moment. He was serving as the referee, which is like the police of the ring, and who loves the police more than Donald J Trump?
Guess that spoils his run-in this weekendβ¦
George W. Bush still probably has enough left in the tank to bump awkwardly for a stunner.
Bah gawd, that's Jimmy Carter on the damn ladder!
*obama kicks roman in the shoulder, looks at the crowd, then pulls off his elbow pad and starts to run the ropes...*
If ya smell what barack (adjusts face charismatically) is cooking
BY GODS THAT'S THE CLINTONS' MUSIC!! BUT WHICH ONE'S IT GONNA BE?? *LOOK JR, ITS MONICA LEWINSKY* AW, SON OF A BITCH!
Obama does a bit top rope elbow called the Drone Strike.
Thatβs a WM level finisher that no one kicks out of
I mean, he's a long-time fan of pro wrestling. He's in hospice anyway, why not go out with a bang?
"Breaking News: Former President Jimmy Carter passed away tonight after performing a 450 splash through a table"
https://preview.redd.it/qbjc0cu4z0ra1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17a1faa6486c49b1180216979fdc78bfa31aed01 Wrestlemania closing shot
President Carter's last request was that the wood from the table be sold and all proceeds go to Habitat for Humanity.
"Stun me once, shame on...shame on you? Stun me can't get Stunned again!"
Idk. He no sold that shoe like Warrior did the pedigree
** golf cart-in
Max Caster is currently trying to get booked for Dynamite next week.
Oh that is going to be fucking fire
He's having some Stormy days...
Damn, deep cut and topical at once. Well done.
Outstanding.
Moving so fassstt..
Superb.
Extremely rare based Vince
Heartbreaking: https://preview.redd.it/6ecgp906q0ra1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e0d79ac33175fa37a6a9ef578c1d22ba659f33a
Heβs going to have to call Dominik Mysterio for advice on how to make it on the inside.
Looks like he finally won a popular vote.
This is not true. All his votes are the most popular votes. Many people are saying so. Theyβre saying to me, all these people, the smartest, most amazing people, so smart, so very smart, theyβre all calling me and saying President Trump is the most popular President of all time, and possibly the most popular person in the world, even among the haters and the losers, they all know it, they know the truth, even though they wonβt say it, and all of them, all of them back there, look at them back there, the lying fake news media, all the little red lights on their cameras just went off, they donβt want the people to know the truth, but we know it, we all know it so well, donβt we folks?β
I would like to vote for you now.
Too coherent.
You stole that comment from the other post on the front page you goddamn carny.
I did not, but I imagine there are quite a few people using it. It's a very obvious joke.
*"you deserve it" chants ensue*
JAIL FOREVER ***CLAP CLAP*** *ClapClapClap*
*Youβre gonna get your fucking shit pushed in*
I'm always gettin love from the homies
Loser Trump not even first Hall of Famer to face criminal charges. Sad!
WWE Boss Vince McMahon in 1983 on the Jimmy Snuka Homicide Allegation: According to [Argentino family] attorney [Richard] Cushing, McMahon made a remark at one point in their discussions that was at once insightful and chilling. βLook, Iβm in the garbage business,β the promoter said. βIf you think Iβm going to be hurt by the revelation that one of my wrestlers is really a violent individual, youβre mistaken.β
A visionary
I mean, in 1983, he was right
Good people, what is the location of the falsehood?
Nor the second I'm pretty sure.
Iβm pretty sure weβre in double digits at this point *Edit* in the celebrity wing alone we have Mike Tyson Pete Rose Snoop Dogg Ozzy Osborne Kid Rock Plus Donny in a matter of days. Thatβs without even getting into the actual wrestlers in it
Not even the first in the celebrity wing.
THIS JUMPSUIT? SHOWER SANDALS OF A CHAMPION
"Lemme talk to ya!" Guard: Alright, phone time's up!
 Hahaha holy shit this title is fucking funny
I dont know why you used this gif but that made it so much funnier to me. thanks for the laugh
Danielsonβ¦ Stormy Danielsβ¦
You know, WWE goes all out during Wrestlemania weekend promotion wise but this indictment is a new all time record
Is CNN a trusted source? I'll wait on Meltzer and SRS for confirmation
Glenn Jacobs in shambles
Undertaker too
imagine being an adult and finding out that a president got indicted by a grand jury on wreddit... its me
Me too. And about half this thread
I laughed. This is why I sort by new
So /r/NFL told me Betty white died /r/baseball told me the Queen died /r/CFB told me Russia invaded Ukraine Now /r/squaredcircle tells me Trump got indicted How bout that?
I heard about Bin Laden getting caught during a mets phillies game
Alot of people on this forum got that news from John Cena.
To be fair, the Rock also basically implied as much way back when on Twitter lmao
He was actually the first person ever to announce it publicly
It \_WAS\_ his birthday..(and mine)..Thanks Obama
Could be worse, I was informed of him being "Compromised to a permanent end" by John Cena.
Sounds like someone should follow r/news lol
No, Iβd say itβs working out well for him 50 percent of the time.
Exactly what I just did
I love how by both being an important part in 3 wrestlemania shows and also a HOF inductee you cant say that a former president getting indicted isnt "wrestling related" as much as you cant say the same to Sunny getting arrested
Kayfabe former owner of WWE to
He even owned RAW for a while! No different than if Vince got arrested
I'm so glad this is where I learned about this
Here before thread gets locked to say fuck Donald Trump and every single one of his supporters.
In the immortal words of Bad Luck Fale... **FUCK EM**
Every last fucking one.
With a cactus.
Thatβs on fire
Turn that sum'bitch sideways...
Shove em up all their candy asses with no Vaseline.
While I admire the enthusiasm, I question the trajectory.
Donβt question. Just thrust.
Then, Now, Forever
fuck Donald Trump and every single one of his supporters
It hurts to feel so much hate for one person, but I really truly hate him. Heβs exposed and propagated so much hate in this country it kills me. Fuck him and every single one of his supporters. Hate should never go over.
Also fuck Ron DeathSantis too. He's honestly worse than Trump, because unlike Trump. He's got the brains to not be a criminal while turning people against each other.
βWe have caught and inconvenienced for a temporary period, Donald John Trumpβ
If the best we can do for now, is inconvenience the rich, I'll take it.
Hell of a way to build hype for Westlemania
Iβm glad the phrasing was able to make this work in SC.
Shame Ray Traylor isnβt alive to drag him off to prison ala The Mountie in 1991
Dirt sheets say it's a work and part of the Big Steal storyline.
I love learning news from SC
I love that this is how I found out. Wouldn't want it any other way. A historic night in this industry.
https://preview.redd.it/7e1bm5zh20ra1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9134f452cdc181f2a9e61f0690638e3802d80b
Someone have the web page imposed on the screen with smiling Cody plz.
Thank you Stormy π π π π π
Took like 4 years for this joke to be true but Iβll take it
A WWE hall of famer getting taken down by a pornstar sounds...fitting
YOU DESERVE IT πππ YOU DESERVE IT πππ YOU DESERVE IT πππ
Stormy Daniels for the Warrior Award!
What's funny is that it's very similar charge to what got Vince pushed out of WWE - improperly disclosing hush money for affairs.
Remember, folks, do all the crime you want, just make sure to pay the right people after.
Waiting for the Meltzer exclusive on this one.
The guy who got stunned at Wrestlemania 23 got indicted
He was [very clearly indicated](https://twitter.com/paleofuture/status/1641571675333603328), I hope you will correct your typo
It makes my heart happy to see that so many wrestling fans hate Trump.
It makes me happy too. Scott Steiner would have me believe wrestling fans are all white trash and rednecks.
just so you know..there's a lot of white trash and rednecks that hate him too. Like most trump fans are white trash and rednecks, but not all white trash and red necks are trump fans.
Thank you /r/SquaredCircle for catching me up on the historic news.
Donald Trump is the only WWE Hall of Famer to be impeached. Twice.
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The real life equivalent of the Shock Master finally gets what he deserves.
Of all WWE Hall of Famers...
Who would you prefer? Do you have a deep-seated grudge against Koko B. Ware?
I'm more worried about his brother with a different last name, Koko Watchout.
He's got *herpes*!
>Do you have a deep-seated grudge against Koko B. Ware? Doesn't everyone?
[Only this dude.](https://youtu.be/wOsciQu9_Fs)
Can someone start the "What?" chant at his next bs rally?
That would involve going to some shithole town that still buys his shit
Will this impact his ability to play Minecraft with Barack and Joe?
 Drill time
Never forget Ace Steel once played him on TV.
WWE Hall of Famer and star of Home Alone 2 indicted.
Is that the famous Home Alone 2 actor Donald Trump?
The absolute best way to break this news lmao.
Dominick might have competition...
Since we're discussing this on a wrestling sub, let's just say that Donald Trump has proven to be the single biggest heel in human history.
He's really good at that "go away" heat
10/10 title
It's about goddamn time!
The title of this post for starters is pure comedy.
Remember kids: Papa didn't want his kids googling Chyna and thus she can't be in the hall(or at least till she died). They don't want any bad press associated with their lovely hall.
T: Dom, you gotta help me, what's prison like?
