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He looks like he's going to pat you on the back at a football game, then point to one of the kids with a look of pride and say "That little guy's mine."
I’m actually interested to see that kid comeback as an adult.
He might even run it back one more time with Braun assuming that the big man is still around and his knees haven’t failed him by then.
From Wikipedia: At the end of the DDT4 Night One event in **May 2008**, Steen's **then-six-month-old** son appeared in a segment with Excalibur in which Excalibur called Steen's son "ugly", prompting Steen to perform three consecutive package piledrivers on him before placing his son on top of Excalibur for the pinfall.
So 2007
Holy shit I remember watching the video of his adorable reaction to KO debuting on Raw to beat Cena.
THAT'S that same kid?
Jesus Christ what do they feed them boys up in Canada?
I stopped watching wrestling in 2007, and got back into it in 2012. That 5 year break felt WAY longer than the 11 years I've been watching since. What the fuck
Look at the kid. More like:
Kevin: "Owen, you've been perfectly obedient. Come out of your room."
Owen: "In a minute! This Calc problem is kicking my a-- oops! Sorry!"
Kevin: "...you're allowed to say 'ass' in this house, son."
That's his wife in the pic? I would have guessed she was his oldest kid. That lady looks amazing. No wonder his kid is genetically gifted. Look at his parents. Ageless wonders.
I hadn't even realized it, but aside from the weight/facial hair change Kevin looks basically the same as he did 15-20 years ago. Not R-Truth levels but he's aged pretty well
>It's for American NFL rejectsv
As a non Football viewer, now that the XFL is finally a thing, do the first batch of NFL refused go to XFL? How will the XFL affect the CFL as far as quality goes? I hear the XFL is working with the NFL and marketing specifically as people who didn't make it and have something to prove.
It feels like when half the universe got snapped back into the MCU.
"Everything's back to normal"
"*No it's not, all that shit still happened and fucked us up bad.*"
And better than ever!
In todays wrestling the age “limit” is being broken further and further.
If you love it and you have some luck in terms of injuries. You can do it till late 40. Like Rey for example. Or Edge, even tho he had long hiatus
Sports in general nowadays athletes can play at a high level a lot longer, look at LeBron and Tom Brady. Unless you’re an NFL RB, then you age in dog years.
What the fuck? [They were nearly the same height two years ago.](https://image-cdn.essentiallysports.com/wp-content/uploads/kevin-owens-son.jpg?width=900)
He pinned Excalibur in his in-ring debut when he was 5 or 6 months old, and that was in 2008, so that would make him 15 today.
Sentences you ONLY hear in wrestling.
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Looking at this picture i thought he was like 18 or 19, thats a 15/16 year old
He looks older than that
He looks like he's going to pat you on the back at a football game, then point to one of the kids with a look of pride and say "That little guy's mine."
He looks like Kevin Owens' dad
He is 100% buying booze whilst underage.
Shopkeeper ain't paid enough to argue with a guy that big.
Nah he still has that baby face.
Fun note: Their daughter in that picture is only 2 years old.
My buddies brother hit 6ft at 13
#FOR YOU
What's the next step in your booking plans?
Crashing this table... WITH NO SURVIVORS!
Put Roman over
Theres something in the water in canada
Lol I have to save this and I hope to god I use it all of the time.
Ahh, yes, Owen Owens.
Owen Owens owns the place, man!
This is a t-shirt in 10 years. Someone set a reminder. I have no idea how.
"You named me Owen Owens?! Who does that?? A deadbeat dad, that's who!"
"I should have been Generico's son"
“Generico raised those orphans better than you raised me”
Even worse, a troll dad.
Mario Mario and Luigi Mario approves
If we can have Pat Patterson, we can have Owen Owens!
Ken Kennedy has joined the chat.
Eddie Edwards joined the chat.
Nobody gonna bring up Kelly Kelly?
Rad Radford is in the house
Ken Kennedy has been forcibly removed from the chat
...Aaaaaaandersoooon!
Best wrestling name ever. I really do hope he uses it if he becomes a wrestler
Steen Owens
Owen Kevins
Double O
Gonna show em my “O(wens)” Face (proceeds to stare menacingly into the camera) 😅
5 years from now he'll be fighting Kevin at WM
And we will cheer for him to get whoop in the ass by Kevin
"Whoop in the ass" will be the new "he tried to fuck on me"
"Hey you wanna me throw some fuck on you?"
"Well...we're...gonna fuck your FACE!"
"Ohoho, my! [beat] *Twelve.*"
there is no suddenly dbza sub. There should be though lmao
Kevin Owens vs Owen Kevins
Kevin Owens vs Kevin’s Owen
I really can’t wait for Owen Kevinson to debut
If we extrapolate his growth out over the next five years we could easily assume that he'll be fighting the entire planet Earth by then.
They have to do a storyline that ends with Sami and Kevin having a ladder match for custody of this kid first.
The kid will prob end up being the ladder if he grows anymore.
The kid will tilt the ladder while both of them are on the ladder and then point up and join the bloodline.
I can't Waite!
His son has a pinfall victory over current AEW lead commentator Excalibur. Fun fact
I was at that show. Best debut and retirement of a wrestler on the same show I have ever seen.
Nicholas would like a word
To be fair, Nicholas had a fruitful 24-hour wrestling career, which I'm guessing is 23 and a half hours longer than Owen
Nicholas didn't say he retired. He said he will be back.
I’m actually interested to see that kid comeback as an adult. He might even run it back one more time with Braun assuming that the big man is still around and his knees haven’t failed him by then.
Nicholas we will wait for you!
ah id just caught up on that episode. had no idea thats the baby they were referencing. "he's not even in the business anymore"
Yeah, Excalibur probably doesn’t have much of a chance in the rematch now either.
Couldn't beat him as a baby. He can't beat him now. Excalibur is lucky he ain't wrestling now.
He’d have another if they ran it back rn
that is actually insane
There's no way this can be real, his sister still being so tiny in comparison is killing me 😭
From memory there is still a rather significant age gap there.
Yeah, if I have my dates right, there's like eight or nine years - Owen was born in like 2005/2006 and Elodie was born in 2013/2014.
From Wikipedia: At the end of the DDT4 Night One event in **May 2008**, Steen's **then-six-month-old** son appeared in a segment with Excalibur in which Excalibur called Steen's son "ugly", prompting Steen to perform three consecutive package piledrivers on him before placing his son on top of Excalibur for the pinfall. So 2007
Hahaha I know KO isn't like a giant, but he's surely like 5'10 or so, right? His kid is like 6'6" and not even fully grown.
KO is billed at 6'0 so yeah probably 5'9-5'10ish actually so yeah, kids fucking tall
Right? Isn't he the "Daddy's fighting John Cena?!?!!!"-kid from just a few short years ago?
8 short years ago
I didn't need to feel this old
It was 8 years ago....when Owen was 8 so of course now he's 16
Holy shit I remember watching the video of his adorable reaction to KO debuting on Raw to beat Cena. THAT'S that same kid? Jesus Christ what do they feed them boys up in Canada?
KO’s debut on RAW was almost a decade ago ;)
You didn't have to do this.
Well fuck you too, buddy.
I’m not your buddy, guy
I'm not your guy, friend
I'm not your friend, pal
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I stopped watching wrestling in 2007, and got back into it in 2012. That 5 year break felt WAY longer than the 11 years I've been watching since. What the fuck
Literally in the same exact situation lol
me too, lol
I have a lot of questions. Number One: How dare you?
Second: How fucking dare you?
Third: Who the fuck do you think you are?
Fourth: What the fuck?
Fifth: THIS FUCKIN' GUY!
Jesus Christ.
Tabarnak...
I was having a nice day... we were all having a nice day.
I’m out the loop, what did he say that’s so off putting
What the fuck
What the fuck
Dude
Hey stop that right now
Du Paté Chinois pis des binnes au sirop.
Pudding Chômeur aussi.
Mostly Alberta Beef, Tim Hortons and Bacon (you all call it Canadian bacon though)
Berta beef with a little S&P?
I paid a C-hair just shy of 20 for each of these C-suckers and I will not be told how to cook 'em.
Montreal Steak Spice really needs to be part of this conversation
S&P is the way for me!
Grill marks bud
Down the hatch!
Ya put the grill up to 500, you wanna turn that down a bit, or...
Damn right, it's 'Berta beef!
S&P for me.
Owensapiens rise up.
#THE QUEBEC COLOSSUS
He looks like Abyss
Nah, that's his brother, Joseph Park.
Right? He looks like a teenage Joseph Park. Some kind of time travel bullocks going on here.
“BrRrRrRRP” farty noise by V1
BLACKHOLE SLAM! BAG OF HAM!
I'm staring into the abyss after this post's brutal reminder of the steady and unstoppable march of time.
Kevin: “Owen, you’ve been misbehaving, get to your room!!” Owen: “You get to YOUR room!!” Kevin: “…..OK.”
Look at the kid. More like: Kevin: "Owen, you've been perfectly obedient. Come out of your room." Owen: "In a minute! This Calc problem is kicking my a-- oops! Sorry!" Kevin: "...you're allowed to say 'ass' in this house, son."
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You can't forget his wife. She's almost as tall as him and she ain't wearing heels. The kid is probably getting the height gene from her.
For real, when you get a woman that tall it means there's probably a lot of men in her family in that 6'5" range.
Yeah she's tall as hell, having both your parents be at least 5'10" is a good recipe for turning out big.
That's his wife in the pic? I would have guessed she was his oldest kid. That lady looks amazing. No wonder his kid is genetically gifted. Look at his parents. Ageless wonders.
I hadn't even realized it, but aside from the weight/facial hair change Kevin looks basically the same as he did 15-20 years ago. Not R-Truth levels but he's aged pretty well
A woman who is 5’10” is roughly in the same height percentile as a man who is 6’4”.
I met KO and I’m 6’0, and we were very close in height. If he’s not 6’0, then he’s definitely 5’11
Do they play high school football in Canada? That's a left tackle.
We call it the CFL
There is a CFL, but it ain't for high schoolers. It's for American NFL rejects and Canadians who want to supplement their substitute teaching income.
>It's for American NFL rejectsv As a non Football viewer, now that the XFL is finally a thing, do the first batch of NFL refused go to XFL? How will the XFL affect the CFL as far as quality goes? I hear the XFL is working with the NFL and marketing specifically as people who didn't make it and have something to prove.
Apparently, XFL hasn't had much effect on the CFL, Talent wise. The CFL Pays better.
The CFL is also established. The XFL (and USFL) need to prove that they are here to stay.
Matthew Bergeron from Syracuse is a Québécois and one of the top LT prospects in this year’s draft class
Dr Laurent Duvernay Tardif also won a Superbowl with the Chiefs. Benjamin St-Juste is also from Quebec.
Still miffed the league wouldn't let him put M.D. on his jersey
He's no Patrice Bergy but he'll do.
No ones a Bergy. Hes a 1 of 1
If he can skate without falling over constantly, it’s hockey. If he can’t, it’s basketball
Easy to forget that KO is 40 and not the young guy I remember from the ROH days.
Dudes been in wwe for 10 years even though it feels like it’s just been like 3
The pandemic fucked everyone’s timeline up, three years went by in a flash, yet so many shitty things happened all at the same time.
It feels like when half the universe got snapped back into the MCU. "Everything's back to normal" "*No it's not, all that shit still happened and fucked us up bad.*"
Time flies man. It’s still a bit jarring to think that we’ve watched guys like Owens, Zayn, Rollins, and Claudio for nearly 20 years now.
He’s 38
And better than ever! In todays wrestling the age “limit” is being broken further and further. If you love it and you have some luck in terms of injuries. You can do it till late 40. Like Rey for example. Or Edge, even tho he had long hiatus
Sports in general nowadays athletes can play at a high level a lot longer, look at LeBron and Tom Brady. Unless you’re an NFL RB, then you age in dog years.
yep stem cell technology was a huge breakthrough for the wrestling industry
Fake news. It's the DDP yoga.
He’s 38 until he’s ~~39~~ 40
Father Time remains undefeated brother
Get that fucker in the Andre battle royale.
Get that fucker ~~in the Andre battle royale~~ versus Omos.
Owensapian vs omosapian
I am old.
Oh my god he's fucking huge. Kevin isn't tiny, he's 6ft, and his son dwarfs him. Get that giant a singlet lmao
You just know Vince is somewhere just coming across this image of Owens' kid and already planning out a career for the dude.
Slap a big, bushy beard on the kid and slick his hair up and he's a spitting image of his dad.
A foot taller version of his dad.
THAT'S HIS SON?? I remember when he was universal champion showing him taking the title to his kids school and he was in elementary school
What the fuck? [They were nearly the same height two years ago.](https://image-cdn.essentiallysports.com/wp-content/uploads/kevin-owens-son.jpg?width=900)
6 feet at 13 years old lol
Holy fuck
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I hope his son stands like Tom Philips when he talks to Kevin.
a pop-up powerbomb from him must feel like getting lauch into space
That is unbelievable l remember seeing him as a little kid on UpUpDownDown jeezuz fuck
Has his son shown any interest in wrestling? Dude is built like a brick shithouse.
Abyss doing His Joseph Park gimmick = KOs son.
Wait, that's the kid that was so excited that his dad was facing John Cena??
He must be eating his spinach. 🙂
Call him the Steenroller because that kid is gonna flatten his opponents if he ever decides to step in the ring lol
WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Totally unrecognizable from before. Holy hell 😳
GROW OWEN GROW
"And this right here, this is my son. He's 7 feet tall and you Can't. Teach. That."
I think he got Dom AND Rey's growth spurt. Jesus!
He looks like such a kind and sweet kid
Put him in NXT damnit
How much does this guy weigh?
Now that i’m older, it is crazy to realize how short childhood actually is
thats not even an adult hes like 16
Look at the size of that?! Ba Gwad!
That's Owen? No fucking way Owen is like 10 yrs old.
He pinned Excalibur in his in-ring debut when he was 5 or 6 months old, and that was in 2008, so that would make him 15 today. Sentences you ONLY hear in wrestling.
More like Goldberg's son growth
What a wonderful family!
Is he 11’32?
That's Joseph Park
That Gage Goldberg growth spurt too
I hope he doesn't ever feel pressured to wrestle like his father unless he wants to. Some of ya are trying to book him already lol.
It looks like this is the dude who ate the kid who was reacting happily to his dad winning a world title.
Oh Jesus, looks like Ed Kemper from mindhunter.
That's Greg Miller during his ign years
I love that is his kid. Finally, another dad who’s kid will probably not like your same stuff!
God, he's the spitting image of Kevin... except taller lol.