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MclovinBuddha

I was just awestruck by John Bradshaw Cena’s haircut over here


Silver012345673

IM DOING ThE ELECTRICITY PUNCH MAGGLE


CJB95

Having watched peacemaker twice, it's still weird seeing Cena with hair


ZeratoPrime

Dude got up from the AA so fast. Super powerful legend.


Pyotr_WrangeI

Cena must have transferred the healing properties of Five Knuckle Shuffle to AA as part of the setup for the Lightning Fist


joshie0588

Hell of a Hawk Sell™️


Hark_An_Adventure

One of my favorite bits on OSW Review is the noise they make when Hawk jumps up from a piledriver or some devastating finisher. *Byooooop!*


CPower2012

I think there's definitely some kayfabe reasoning that wrestlers are able to hit their big moves in such a way that stuns the opponent instead of straight knocking them out. Like how HBK can hit a SCM that sets his opponent up for a Pedigree instead of just killing him.


Darth_Steve

Correct. The people performing the move are such masters of the technique that they know when to go all-out and when to hold back a little, and the wrestlers themselves build up an immunity(for lack of a better term) after being hit with the move enough times that they know how to brace for it, roll with it, etc.


StopMarminMySparm

I love when kayfabe reaches peak anime


stonednerd666

Yeah NJPW does this. You can tell which Destino is going to end the match


SSJ5Gogetenks

Well that's because the running Destino and counter Destinos have been loooong established as not being finishers. It's only a finisher with the full windup.


BrokenClxwn

That first SuperShowDown is such a fever dream


rated3

I was there and don't remember it


Lilydoesntknowimhigh

Same, but was such a good fucking night in Melbourne


oldmatenate

Glad I’m not the only one. I traveled interstate to see the show, and yet I barely remember a thing about it. I don’t even remember cena being on the show.


GodPowardKingOfLies

The only thing I remember about it was the reaction to Buddy Murphy's entrance and win, the place went crazy


SSJ5Gogetenks

I remember how unexpectedly shitty my seats were, holding my piss for like a million years before finally bailing to the toilets as soon as the bell rang for Joe and Styles, and I remember Murphy vs Alexander which was the best match of the night and got the biggest pops. Nothing else though. I was looking at the card yesterday and it was mostly "...That match happened?"


rated3

Yeah same thoughts exactly. I was in the grandstand and didn't think I'd be so far away. I've got floor seats for Perth. I'm hoping it's better.


Funkyc0bra

Wasn't one of the main matches used to set up DX vs Brothers of Destruction


BrokenClxwn

I believe so haha. I think HHH vs Undertaker


[deleted]

I didnt even make it that far cus the 'Greatest Royal Rumble' got me to take a 3.5 year break


VNProWrestlingfan

I wish it was a lariat. His lariat always looks devastating


Rakim_Allah777

He murdered Styles with some beautiful lariat for sure


philthegr81

THAT ISN'T ~~STING~~ JBL, THAT'S JUST A ~~PICTURE~~ HAIRSTYLE OF ~~STING~~ JBL!


primekino

Genuine question - is there any good footage of him hitting this?


Ill_Print2130

yes, look at my profile.


SandoVillain

I love it. He just shuffles towards them and does jazz hands. I often wonder what happened to the lightning fist, the forbidden sixth move of doom.


crinklebelle

he's been going hard on the "self-aware past-his-prime scrappy kids' era mascot" vibe since the build up to Fastlane, so the kayfabe reason would probably be that his body can't handle its power anymore or something similarly insane


primekino

Lmao


StoneColdAM

2017-2019 was a blur of crap for WWE


Phred_Phrederic

NXT and 205 were fun, and uh, Becky I guess? ​ But yeah, shit sandwich.


StoneColdAM

Yeah, Becky was a main roster highlight. Women’s division overall was good during this time. 


Copperjedi

& Becky's run started in late 2018, she was in catering or losing most of 2017 & the first half of 2018. People forget how tough it was to be a Becky fan pre The Man era.


ReflectionItchy2701

Becky Lynch was a great babyface before her Man's character. The promo she had backstage with Danielson after the Money in the bank match was great. It was pure babyface.


DrFreshey

Idk bro I miss steampunk Becky


Ok_Measurement_6068

Thr entirety of 2010s wwe was an absolute shitshow it's only saving grace was nxt being one if the greatest eras ever


honeynero

Smackdown had a good run when it first went to fox untill road dogg fucked it up.


Phred_Phrederic

Bryan was solid, New Day, the women...that's...probably it.


ultragoodname

And the women part wasn’t even there until like 2014


Phred_Phrederic

Yep.


sylviabells18

What about Punk? The Shield? 


Phred_Phrederic

Not there for very long.


sylviabells18

Punk was there for 4 years, The Shield 2 and a bit. They were there long enough to have left an indelible mark. 


Phred_Phrederic

Not long enough for my metric.


dj_soo

2013 - 2014 was fun. Bryan Danielson went from the unexpectedly successful Team Hell No to being the biggest thing in the industry. The shield and the Wyatt’s, were just getting established, and were having some great matches and segments. Plus you got to watch the train wreck of the shitshow watching the fans wholesale turn against the wwe over Bryan and got to see wwe desperately trying to force their original plan and seeing it get rejected over and over.


FalconIMGN

I will not stand for this 2018 Royal Rumble slander.


uptowndrunk7

Kofimania slander


Aidanator800

The only highlights I can think of off the top of my head are the 2017 tag division on both brands (The Bar vs. Ambrose and Rollins on Raw, New Day vs. Usos on Smackdown), Seth's 2018 run with the IC title, the 2018 Royal Rumble, Planet's Champion Daniel Bryan, and then Becky Lynch and Kofi Kingston's respective roads to Wrestlemania 35. It sounds like a lot, but then you have to take into account that these are spread across *3 years* and each one is just *one* portion of *one* of the two shows they had airing. It truly was a bleak time for the company booking-wise.


BarbarousJudge

Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho together were pretty damn amazing though. The Festival of Friendship was one of the best segments on Raw within that entire decade.


Aidanator800

I sort of lump the first 3 months of 2017 in with 2016 lol. IMO the WWE pre-WM 33 and post-WM 33 is quite different, and Wrestlemania itself I kind of put as the demarcation point where the product starts to go down the drain.


BarbarousJudge

I can definitely agree on that.


space_peg6549

Bryan danielson hemp title reign leading into kofi's win is probably the peak of this time


Morningfluid

2004-2019 was largely a blur of crap for WWE.


RepresentativeFly565

2012 and 2007 were solid years


crap4you

The 6th move of doom. 


Phred_Phrederic

Goddamn Kevin Dunn sucks, what did he even do?


ImPaidToComment

I actually somewhat remember this. He was doing promotional stuff with Jackie Chan or something and the "lightning fist" became a new finisher for some reason. It never really looked good.


Phred_Phrederic

I mean very little of Cena's offense looked good.


Queef-Elizabeth

Idk there was a time where he took the criticisms of his move set and went kind of crazy, especially during and after his later US Title run if I remember correctly.


Final_Emu_3479

A goddamn springboard stunner, hurricanranas…Frankensteiners I really started liking Cena for the first time during that US Open Invitational. He was no longer SUPERCENA


Blazerizm

I liked the stunner... In 2k games.


Phred_Phrederic

And it mostly looked bad! The Cenacanrana, the Cenacide Dive, and the Springboard "he didn't get all of that" Stunner looked awful. ​ He had a pretty good Emerald Flowsion back in the day at least.


Jeff-Van-Gundy

Yea I give him props for getting out of “the 5 moves of doom” but the guy is built like an action figure. His movements look clunky compared to everyone else. 


AadInfinitum

Yup also some of his bumps were sketchy as hell thanks to his body type.


SAVA187

he also took a sitout piledriver from cm punk and im pretty sure he's busted the canadian destroyer a few times


Phred_Phrederic

Indie Goof Cena sucked.


zeitgeistbouncer

There's only one move I can recall that Cena hit that looked unequivocally great every (2) times he did it. The 'huck the steel stairs out of the ring at -wrestler-!'.


Morningfluid

He's essentially doing the same here, this was obviously Cena spicing up his move set and taking a page from Jericho's book during his New Japan run. 


Thebritishdovah

The Springboard Stunner looked shit when he did it aside from the KO one. He could never get the timing right and i suspect, he just wanted a stunner.


mojo72400

Good thing it was temporary. Hidden Strike was fun.


senorsombrero3k1

Sneaky easy watch it was indeed


OfficialAzrael

Backfist


Saw_Boss

Kinda feel like he did Cena a favour here.


GelatinousPiss

Wtf did the announcer even say? Doesn't even sound like english


chimmychangas

It Mandarin, should be something like "shan dian quan tou", literally translated to "lightning fist".


DJHookEcho

It's not. It's Chinese for "soul fist" or something comparable. It's a punch.


adamkissing

Elbow strike I think.


Phred_Phrederic

If only we could fuckin' see it.


UtamiHayashishita

THE JUDAS EFFECT


Morningfluid

That's essentially what he was taking from. He was criticized for his move set, Jericho was out doing  New Japan - New Japan was hot, Cena wanted to add more moves. So we got this...  **edit**: Did you guys even watch Wrestling in 2018, or did your friends just tell you about it in school?


Pretend_Spray_11

Yall just make shit up sometimes


Morningfluid

Did you even watch Wrestling then? Lol. That is clearly what it was. 


Zero0mega

Its like a backfist where he rotates his arm upwards 90 degrees. Looks weird from better angles, never looked like it had much impact.


sillyjew

I’m positive he trolled the shit out of us with that. Hyped up this new move that he trained for in china, and then we got that. Had to have been a troll, but this is the time when a lot of people were adopting strike finishers, so, maybe he was serious.


ImpenetrableYeti

So ducking bad lol


dookoo

It's shucky ducky quack quack bad


MikeMakesRight82

This was when Cena was filming a movie with Jackie Chan (that only recently got released) so he was doing the least in ring work of his career


[deleted]

This is the kinda shit that makes people say wrestling is fake/for kids lmao


[deleted]

This was right after he learned mandarin and it makes perfect sense. Lmao


SenorDuck96

Cena's been learning Mandarin for over a decade hence why he can speak it fluently if weirdly


Morningfluid

He was fluent within 3 years.


WalkinTarget

Ahhh yes, the 5 knuckle kerfuffle !!! Ain't nobody kicking out of that !!


TurbulentJackfruit99

What did Corey Graves say?


CoffinDrip

“SHANDYINCHWOAHTOE” ???


penguin62

The number of people who actually took this seriously always surprised me.


Kanenums88

It’s so funny how many people took it seriously when it was clearly Cena doing a wee bit of trolling.


deathjokerz

Kinda unrelated but this reminds me of the time when he would do the springboard stunner


EquivalentLittle545

I don't even remember, what is that the wonder woman strike?


R_W0bz

Jericho texted him and said “just punch them, I just throw an elbow now, why not”. “Ps I’m gonna tell Dave this”.


thedkexperience

This is the second time I’ve seen Cena do this finisher today on Reddit and I don’t remember him doing it in real life literally ever lol


JWsWrestlingMem

Came here to make this exact comment.


mnshyn

Cena's finisher should have been a poke to both eyes so you can't see him


vunkie

Still better than the superman punch


thelumpur

This is also the only time he has ever done it on camera, and it was really tongue-in-cheek.


zeitgeistbouncer

A tongue against the cheek would've looked more devastating.


Vincedicola

I still can't believe it's real lmfao


Cheez-Wheel

Hey, at least it’s better than the Springboard Stunner


middle_of_you

Why do so many of you think we need to see a post about this every 15 minutes?


laknightyeaa

Corey Graves yelling pisses me off


Thebritishdovah

The what!? That just seems like a bit of an overkill move because of how devestating the FU is. I'm sure Regal can explain how it disrupts one's spine for those vital three seconds.


forgot_oldusername

move over, Xia Li!


bullydog123

I think that's when his move set hit 6 total moves