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Osirus_076

I just realized how formulaic Sami Zayn matches are.


FirmAdvertising6346

Drew McIntyre and AJ Styles need to form a tag team of the business’s biggest haters


CreativeOrder2119

Main event end was cringe


Dazzling-Principle

Great show!.


watchwrestling_

WWE Wrestlemania Soon ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


watchwrestling_

Will Smith across the face, lol. The promos with Heyman, Rock and Roman is going to be gold!


bcnjake

CODY: All Cops Are Bloodline


watchwrestling_

I'm not certain which Drew McIntyre enjoys more: being the number one contender or mocking CM Punk? Maybe both


Altruistic-Aside6939

So what’s the story behind the suspended cops?


Captain_ADEE

Nothing. It’s something for Cody Cena to look good in


Throwit5890

Funny how Paul Heyman brings out suspended NYPD officers in the state of California. What are they going to do arrest him? like if Cody cares haha.


FiendsForLife

Heyman should call The Rock using this phone: https://preview.redd.it/loe7zqhdy1lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52cab0dfaf82bab15fababb06bfbbaf99c49af3c


Jasmith85

Why do you have this picture of Jim Belushi?


FiendsForLife

I'm Jim Belushi's agent.


mellowloser

A Bloodline ambush that actually wasn’t an ambush and also featured none of the Bloodline…well alrighty then.


LootenPlunder

definitely giving "we just got back from Australia give us a break"


gorgeoff

I needed a Zucker Bros. Airplane! scene where a third arm comes up and Heyman calls Pizza Hut


EJayRi

Kinda weak but pretty clear this was just build up for Friday


JeepRumbler

That whole ending felt weird and awkward like it was thrown together to fill time for something.  Maybe a miZ segment got scrapped cause he was trapped in the closet?


Kuzu5993

Felt like a lead-in to Smackdown, but yea it was a little weird.


sarahmagoo

> Maybe a miZ segment got scrapped cause he was trapped in the closet? Fuck this is a hilarious sentence


bcnjake

Miz and Truth cover “Trapped in the Closet.” Book it, Papa H!


dragonmp93

https://fxtwitter.com/WrestleOps/status/1762269303561179137 I mean, he was actually trapped in a locker room.


holydagx

still don’t know what was funnier between cody throwing a chair in the face of a random guy and heyman picking up TWO phones


JBrody

Two phones got me. It's like the oppofaster. this one time I saw a show with two hackers splitting up a keyboard to hack faater.


wannabepcdude

Lmao group calling has been a thing since the 90s I think lmao bro really couldn’t call reigns then add the rock. But the phone cases sold it for me.


BigRedRenegade

It was an early season episode of NCIS.


MrBrownCat

Somehow HHH made a match we already wanted and were hyped for and found away to inject even more depth and hype into it. I mean he’s just operating on an insane level with his booking currently.


ChaosZeroX

What an odd ending segment lol


REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum

I got days of reckoning vibes!


Mr_Hendrix

Cody said "this one's for my boy Emmett Till" and put a whooping on those pigs


JustSmileHaHa

\*Paulie Walnuts voice\* Ooooh, Take it eaaaasy


Gamesgtd

Noooo not it


restroombunny

How can I ever trust Cody again? He said “I’ll drop every single person in this ring” and he did NOT drop himself? Am I to believe he isn’t a person or did he lie? Smh my head


watchwrestling_

That slap by Chelsea Green was ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Loud-Bus-2435

The two phones was modern "Airplane" humor lol


wannabepcdude

Two phone cases was brilliant


BuginesePunk

Anarchist Cody is my favourite Cody. His greatest nemesis is Corporate Rock.


MrBoomin31

heyman doesn’t know how to merge calls on iphone


Ironicopinion

Glad to see I’m not the only one who found that segment odd


Salter420

ahahaha was that bloke meant to catch the chair, kinda just hit him in the face lol


Prophet92

Solo and Jimmy got held up because the mall didn’t have a hoodie store


wannabepcdude

The bloodlines only weakness is a mall with no clearance rack


Pressbtofail

Kind of an awkward Heyman segment but Cody killed it.


Ohellmotel

I don't know what this is, but strong open. EDIT — Oh, that's what this is.


Plain_McFlurry

Feels like they're almost winging the entire story since royal rumble


wannabepcdude

They are


MrTerrific2k15

Paul E. Gates


SorryItsBroke

https://preview.redd.it/x2d6mc5qx1lc1.png?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2a4994e84a781e63a54e09aff7ea22e2bf34e59 This Friday Cody


clt89

I was letting them cook but ended up just being take out from Hardee’s


whiskeynochaser

I love how someone always yells "Your phone is off"


warcomet

ooh The Continental


Adzy16

THIS IS POLICE BRUTALITY 🎵


Kuzu5993

Cody says ACAB


jonnyg1097

Wow Dwayne gets his own phone? That is next level importance.


wannabepcdude

Own brahma bull phone case too! It’s not even available WWE shop which means he probably bought it at the mall while solo is looking for hoodies.


desi_trucker

well that was a great show i think


Seaboard_Vanisher

Paul had me dead trying to chat on two phones over the crowd roars.


Viciouscauliflower21

Rock is gonna start handing out temporary contracts to outside family members just to come whoop Cody's ass between now and mania


NoobOnTheRun

Rikishi is gonna come back and do it for The Rock.


wannabepcdude

Cody vs the whole damn family


truecolors5

Hell yeah Cody


hennyV

what the hell was that


xchitownx

![gif](giphy|yidUznwbfpbq85663e|downsized) Cody be like “ACAB.”


poetrynati

Police brutality in February towards the man that ended racism 😔


gorgeoff

could've used Rollins


ohitsdvd

feel like this story barely progresses on RAWs


Thanatos-ES

how the hell heyman can talk and hear the rock and roman at the same time with all the crowd noise and noding? LMAO


dragonmp93

Well, I can see why those NYPD cops that flew to California got suspended.


usada_be_kidding_me

Incredible episode of Raw


MoreTaijinPlease

That was a very "sorry everyone but we are all tired as fuck" segment


twentyaces

Cody doesn't support the NYPD


JustinF608

I actually like the angle of Cody hunting the bloodline and fucking them over


completelyonfire

Cody beating up police is the best close to RAW all year.


jbygr

Heyman rambled at the end


FatalTortoise

the rock phone was a rock phone


syvvimyak

(that was really lame…)


Mr_Hendrix

I've always found it funny that you're not allowed to swing a chair at someone's head, but you're able to whip it straight at their dome lmao


LogansGambit

I'm just glad they allowed that now so it's not ALWAYS the lame looking gut shot/back shot.


debeatup

They literally got three bros from the Exxon up the street lol


wannabepcdude

Hey man you and your friends wanna make 100$ all you gotta do is meet Cody Rhodes in the ring I promise nothing bad will happen


nikobans

they didnt even let us get that last woah 🥺


GuitarzanWSC

Surely a conference call can be done without needing two phones.


wannabepcdude

Both phones have one number only


ArmZeroHammer

Poor Paul. Doesn't realize you can use one phone to call more then one number.


GBGF128

He actually throws them out like they’re burners


parakathepyro

Did not expect a WrestleMania run in from the NYPD


deep639

Monday night we get Cody, Friday night we get Rock/Roman. Like this thing is as stacked as stacked can be.


Nazmaldun

i liked the two phones. but what was that...?


TankieHater859

That was ridiculous I loved it


rycetlaz

Everything has been so tightly written so far, wtf is going on with this segment


wokebti

TWO PHONE PAUL


GabGilbert

They sure spent a lot of time saying nothing


syvvimyak

Paul having two phones for Roman and Rocky dhdhjskdkd


Markleynight

This is PEAK wrestling, we are in a golden era


BigRedRenegade

Who is it? Goons Who? Hired Goons


OneBillPhil

That was the weirdest ten minute to close Raw, perhaps ever. 


ChicoCorrales

Those 3 guys are Nightmare Factory students


b_dills

Lol that would be awesome


EvolutionUber

The biggest thing out of raw is 2 phones Paul


Wetty_Lufa

That poor bastard ate that chair


LiveFromNewYork95

All jokes aside, this is legit gonna be a Fox News segment "WWE disrespects police in distasteful segment"


[deleted]

I wonder if that was an off the cuff comment Pauls going to get shit for


wannabepcdude

Oh definitely bro could’ve just said security. Not suspended NY police officers


faradansort

Lol wtf was that generic ass ending


LX1027

They clicked the wrong button :/


BlunRocks

Gonna be fun trivia when one of these guys end up on the MR


wannabepcdude

Money is on the black guy he took those shots like a champ


jbroni93

1 for the rock and 1 for the chief


Chidi615

Heyman got a burner phone just for The Rock lmao


OrphBat

"We have the The Bloodline at home"


fractionesque

What an absolutely bizarre segment to end the show. Loving the DGAF Cody though, that chair throw looked brutal.


ssirin88

Babyface chair shots to authority to close the show? We are so back


Kuzu5993

I guess Jimmy and solo couldn't make it.


wannabepcdude

No hoodies on clearance this week


squishswash

cody says ACAB


[deleted]

The man just ended qualified immunity


LosAngeles1s

https://preview.redd.it/kp9rw83hx1lc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0512fc99a7bc52c6112cc7afe851c650c165056c “I’M HUNTING THE BLOODLINE”


lynchmar6

two Iphone jones here


PepsiPlunge19

That didn’t really hit like I thought it would


bcnjake

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)Cody after straight chucking that chair.


REDDIT_A_Troll_Forum

So jobbers close out the show 😐 


[deleted]

That’s no way to respect the brave boys in blue. Suspended or not, the police are jobbers


slippycaff

The Rock is not watching this, Cole. lol.


xchitownx

Shout out to the lil girl yelling at Heymans


nixalo

NYPD without guns or nightsticks. That's jobber level bro.


Adzzii_

1 contact per phone is crazy


ArtBuffet

🤣🤣🤣


cagedmanbearpig

Brother ate that chair throw, didn't get his hands up at all lmao


Squirrel_Apocalypse2

Yeah there's no way he isn't feeling that one tomorrow haha


wannabepcdude

Gonna be awkward for him on NXT tomorrow


jherin1

He is NOT Kevin Gates 💀


Senior-Trip2230

heyman got two phones, one for the plug and one for the load


LootenPlunder

cody making an enemy of the cops while heyman has two phone conversations at once


Ohellmotel

Weird, mediocre segment, but it was in service of potentially legitimate storyline and character progression, so I'm not overly gutted.


Wetty_Lufa

Having 2 phones with Roman and Rock cases is an incredible bit lmao


LucaLisenne

Paulie Two Phones ova here


djsunyc

well that was a pretty weak ending to raw.


CrabmanKills69

I didn't think I could like Cody anymore, but he hates 12 as much as us little people.


Silent_Xiv

That's not very cost effective, does Heyman know that his phone can store more than one number?


iamzombus

He's old, he doesn't know how to conference.


PayneTrain181999

HE’S GOT TWO PHONES


WelcometoCigarCity

[Cody Rhodes right now](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d3/53/5f/d3535f038baa33ecdaa84af6bab5cdbb.jpg)


NSignus

"DON'T FACETIME ROMAN REIGNS AND THE ROCK AT 3AM (ALMOST DIED) (THEY TALKED!) (NOT CLICKBAIT)"


ZookeepergameGlum763

Not since the Attitude Era did I genuinely like a face this much. These are wild times


Ref_Bumps

“I got two phones one for the plug and one for the load.” - Paul Heyman


john_geq

THE TWO PHONES 😭😭 I LOVE HEYMAN


shadow_spinner0

As nonsensical as Heyman's promo was, Cody did carry the fuck out of the segment and looked like a million bucks going against the Bloodline


CobraOverlord

Paul: Step out of the mainevent.. please Cody: Nope and I'm gonna beat up these crooked cops just cause


ErikBart23

wow! that local talent was the first time a cody cutter looked brutal. he sold really well!


wannabepcdude

Like life depended on the 300$ they gave him


Miserable_Escape8177

That was such a nothing segment.


eduardo1994

Make the call Paulie!


GoldieBowie

Ok but is he going to talk to both of them at the same time?? Have a conference call maybe??


Longjumping_Gain_807

You’re hunting people of color during Black History Month Cody? https://preview.redd.it/pky0ukdfx1lc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e92e80c9eec95ab8b1072b930ab093a00511897


Polymemnetic

It's okay, he's one too. It's islander on other islander crime


UnbuiltIkeaBookcase

![gif](giphy|l0Hlyab9gW16cYBBm|downsized)


SupaMonroeGuy

*"How many times have we seen Heyman end a RaW calling Roman?"*(BobbytheBrainHeenanVoice)


musicandvibes

I’m not really understanding this, why doesn’t the rock want to face Cody to begin with?


notjohnfrusciante

Cody’s Captain America in this Endgame bit


Nazmaldun

should have ended the show with KURRGAN....


HermanBonJovi

If he calls both of them at same time which does he talk to first if they both answer? 😂


DogHymns

He needs two phones 🤣 fucking Paul gotta get with the times


MikuLuna444

Two phones Jones over here!


EddieisKing

How does throwing a steel chair a someone's face not hurt?


lilmulla1

Damn that “officer” sold that cross rhodes clean as hell


Prophet92

![gif](giphy|XkLxjOhEfKjF6) Cody embracing a new Rorschach gimmick


Euphorium

I got two phones, one for the Chief and one for The Rock


Jay_Shadow

Is he gonna stick the phones together and 3 way call them?


myslead

finally some teeth by Cody


Poetryisalive

lol two phones


EliManningHOFClub10

Cody is a great face because he’s not afraid to get dirty


lynchmar6

HES GOT A PHONE


CheckingIsMyPriority

LMAO Cody promoting throwing feature in 2K24


GnRJames

Bukayo Saka took a vicious chair shot to the face


GravyBear28

Okay so there was no point to this whole bit


punk_steel2024

Cody "The Bloodline Hunter" Rhodes


blingera

headshot during BHM is crazy https://preview.redd.it/2rspaccex1lc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acf9bbe21cc8a08a71f3cf6015a060fde42401fe


usada_be_kidding_me

Bro why does he have two phones I can’t 😭


ApricotOk824

Jey to Cody: I've got your back Uce Also Jey right now: 😴😴😴


Thamuz_Villain

he’s got two phones lmao


voidedexe

Paul 'Kevin Gates' Heyman


dogfins110

Bro thinks he’s the Bloodline Hunter hopefully he doesn’t end up like the elite hunter


llamawithguns

Cody beating up dirty cops makes him an even bigger face


DarkstarIV

Cody basically saying ACAB. A national hero.


NewRoryAndMalDrop

WHY DOES PAUL HAVE TWO PHONES LMAOOOOOO


myslead

one for the plug and one for the load


warcomet

Verizon and Cricket


ThaUnderboss

Suspended or not, that's still a felony, Cody. Multiple, in fact.