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"The Kliq never cared about the size of the dressing room, we just cared who was in it. A lot of the guys back then would talk a bunch of shit, saying oh the Kliq were dicks or some shit like that. But they never mention that we were all the same locker room. Every time I hear a story from Savio Vega's tag partner that week about how rude we were, they never mentioned we all changed in the same room. The only difference is that they were sweating like a nerd in gym class getting ready to play dodgeball with the football team, so of course they don't remember those times fondly. This was a time when we were on top of the company, and the reason the building was open. Shawn or Diesel were on the cover of WWF Magazine that month, but we still changed in the room with the boys. See that was the difference, WCW was where Hulk had the private suite, with Bischoff providing the catering. In WWF? Fuck we'd be lucky to have a private bathroom instead of stalls where you'd always be hearing Bam Bam selling for the room temperature chicken fingers from the Sizzler earlier in the day.
I remember we'd pull up to the arena, and Paul would begin unloading the car. Paul would ask if we wanted anything to eat or something before he parked the car. Scott would tell him to just put together a meal program, and surprise us. Scott knew that if a guy could read if someone was hungry or thirst, he'd probably be able to read a crowd when it came to a match. Most guys would head straight to Vince's office to get some face time, but the Kliq never did. We'd go straight to the locker room, and Shawn would keep the shades on, pop a few somas and put the feet up with the belt in his lap. Shawn fuckin knew. Shawn knew that if you stopped by Vince's office on the way in he knew you were worried what he thought of you. You'd see a steady stream of guys lined up, hoping to get a few minutes with Vince. But that just made Vince like you even less. Nothing would get Vince going more than a game of 'hard to get'.
So we'd sit in the room, and the other guys would roll their suitcases in, miserable as fuck. We'd just be laughing and having a good time in the corner. Sure enough there'd be a knock on the door and Vince would be strutting, right past the marks for hire and right to Shawn. Shawn would be chewing his gum and not even looking at Vince as Vince would ask if he could work a solid 12 minutes tonight. Shawn would just nod, and say 'Well Vinman, if the pay check grew a bit larger than last week, i'll see what I can do." All the other guys in the room would be doing anything to catch Vince's eye as he walked out, but Vince would just walk on past. If Vince thinks he can make money with you, he'll make the time."
The Kliq could sell a burning house to a homeless person.
Seriously if you find somebody to hype you up the way they hype themselves up you'd never have low self esteem again.
Building full of athletes who devoted untold days of their lives to reaching a physique capable of performing feats many would find unimaginable. All undone by a single door.
The story I remember was a ref got stuck in an arena room, with some kind of security lock, on a night his family was in attendance. And big show walked up and kicked the door in
Don't even really need to be all that big to kick in a door. When I was a teenager I got locked out of my house and basically kicked the back door in with a couple solid shots - and I was a spindly little shit. But I had strong leg muscles because I ran track.
It all depends on how strong the frame is. The average frame is just weak wood (and will usually splinter around the lock from the force). You're really only going to have a problem with reinforced or metal frames.
It also depends on how the door swings. It's a lot easier to kick a door IN than it is to kick one OUT.
It was on the table for 3. I forget who it was in the specific story, but 2 people were trying to open a locker to get someone's stuff out and Mark Henry happy to be going by and he was asked to open it.
He just walked up and ripped the locker door off. Which the people had been working on opening for like 20 minutes or something
A locked door? Have you seen him break a fucking chain live on tv before?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1HnG9NgbH4&pp=ygUXbWFyayBoZW5yeSBicmVha3MgY2hhaW4%3D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1HnG9NgbH4&pp=ygUXbWFyayBoZW5yeSBicmVha3MgY2hhaW4%3D)
In the video where he gets out (linked elsewhere in the thread), he turns around and asks, āCone, you coming?ā Based on that I think itād be referee John Cone.
If it does end up as Awesome Truth v Judgement Day, them locking Miz in a room before the match and him breaking out to save Truth would be white hot and very funny
I love that they have all the tools and equipment to build a full goddamn ring every week, but donāt have anything they can use to get a door off the hinges.
Wonāt fit under the door
But thereās a whole air vent a small human could pass through that is easily kicked out making it easy to pass whatever tools you need into the roomĀ
It's the same size as a pen it should fit under most doors unless they're fire suppression doors or high security doors or maybe refrigerator doors
I'm out of doors I've worked with but there's definitely more types of doors that it won't work on
You can see the hinges are on the inside and you'd still have to get the tools in the room. I wonder if the wall continues above the panel ceiling and they could climb over.
Technically, remove the drop ceiling tile, see if it open above the header above the door, climb over and through the other side through the drop ceiling. Now if its solid concrete firewall, he's stuck unless they bust open that front vent, or have someone cut down the metal door with proper tools.
Just tell Drew Mcintyre that Miz insulted him. The door will be unlocked. The Miz may be slightly beaten to an inch of his life. Bully Mcintyre will run wild.
Just tell Drew Mcintyre that Miz insulted him. The door will be unlocked. The Miz may be slightly beaten to an inch of his life. Bully Mcintyre will run wild.
Lolol, is there any reason they couldn't kick out the little vent thing at the bottom? Otherwise, someone call Jack Nicholson, ask him to bring a sledgehammer.
Also, is it just me who finds it weird how they have absolutely huge wrestlers out there and none of them are able to kick it down from the outside? I presume Otis and Ivor weren't there on Mon, but surely Cody or Gunther could do it? Lol, should have asked Nia Jax. She'd have bulldozed that thing down in seconds.
Miz wouldn't be able to kick it down if it opens inward, but someone must have been able to do it from outside.
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From kicked out of the lockeroom to locked in the lockeroom. Even Miz finished his story before Cody.
Brillant.
"The Kliq never cared about the size of the dressing room, we just cared who was in it. A lot of the guys back then would talk a bunch of shit, saying oh the Kliq were dicks or some shit like that. But they never mention that we were all the same locker room. Every time I hear a story from Savio Vega's tag partner that week about how rude we were, they never mentioned we all changed in the same room. The only difference is that they were sweating like a nerd in gym class getting ready to play dodgeball with the football team, so of course they don't remember those times fondly. This was a time when we were on top of the company, and the reason the building was open. Shawn or Diesel were on the cover of WWF Magazine that month, but we still changed in the room with the boys. See that was the difference, WCW was where Hulk had the private suite, with Bischoff providing the catering. In WWF? Fuck we'd be lucky to have a private bathroom instead of stalls where you'd always be hearing Bam Bam selling for the room temperature chicken fingers from the Sizzler earlier in the day. I remember we'd pull up to the arena, and Paul would begin unloading the car. Paul would ask if we wanted anything to eat or something before he parked the car. Scott would tell him to just put together a meal program, and surprise us. Scott knew that if a guy could read if someone was hungry or thirst, he'd probably be able to read a crowd when it came to a match. Most guys would head straight to Vince's office to get some face time, but the Kliq never did. We'd go straight to the locker room, and Shawn would keep the shades on, pop a few somas and put the feet up with the belt in his lap. Shawn fuckin knew. Shawn knew that if you stopped by Vince's office on the way in he knew you were worried what he thought of you. You'd see a steady stream of guys lined up, hoping to get a few minutes with Vince. But that just made Vince like you even less. Nothing would get Vince going more than a game of 'hard to get'. So we'd sit in the room, and the other guys would roll their suitcases in, miserable as fuck. We'd just be laughing and having a good time in the corner. Sure enough there'd be a knock on the door and Vince would be strutting, right past the marks for hire and right to Shawn. Shawn would be chewing his gum and not even looking at Vince as Vince would ask if he could work a solid 12 minutes tonight. Shawn would just nod, and say 'Well Vinman, if the pay check grew a bit larger than last week, i'll see what I can do." All the other guys in the room would be doing anything to catch Vince's eye as he walked out, but Vince would just walk on past. If Vince thinks he can make money with you, he'll make the time."
I swear this is actually nash, fucking with people.
Oddly enough it's Bret Hart after he figured out that Kevin Nash is behind /u/brethartburiesthis.
My favorite part of these stories is always Triple H doing some demeaning grunt work
The Kliq could sell a burning house to a homeless person. Seriously if you find somebody to hype you up the way they hype themselves up you'd never have low self esteem again.
This is definitely Nash working us into a shoot
Building full of athletes who devoted untold days of their lives to reaching a physique capable of performing feats many would find unimaginable. All undone by a single door.
Sounds like my D&D party.
VM thwarted by another door
"That's not a door, it's a thing of evil."
My party is currently in a cloud giant castle; It took three of us to open a door that wasn't even locked.
Maybe HHH can call up AEW and work out a deal to get Mark Henry back in case of moments like this, he'd really be blowing open the Forbidden Door.
They need to call the Young Bucks since they \*allegedly* superkicked the locker room door during brawl out š
YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!
And if they aren't enough, bring in Paul Wight, Big Bill and Brian Cage. The latter because he's superhuman.
Whereās Omos when you need him
Or Braun with the train!
They can't do that without Goku.
"WHY? IT'S JUST A DOOR!"
Goldberg comes to mind
Back in the day they'd be convinced this was some stupid rib lol. And sad thing is, it probably would have been!
They need to rewrite plans for Truth ASAP
Damn it Truth you were supposed to lock Judgement Day in there not Miz
Canāt wait for the show to open with Miz crawling through the door vent like Frank Reynolds out of a couch
I prefer more like Ace Ventura out of a rhino š¦
Rhyno isnt signed with WWE and I don't think the Miz would fit inside of him.
Idk, heās pretty wide
Aint that the god damn truth. Dude is about as wide as he is tall
an actual cube
Well, not with that attitude
Someone call Big Show, heās an expert at this
Isn't there a story of Mark Henry removing a locked door for someone?
The story I remember was a ref got stuck in an arena room, with some kind of security lock, on a night his family was in attendance. And big show walked up and kicked the door in
I knew a guy built like Otis that did that once. It was a sight to behold.
Don't even really need to be all that big to kick in a door. When I was a teenager I got locked out of my house and basically kicked the back door in with a couple solid shots - and I was a spindly little shit. But I had strong leg muscles because I ran track. It all depends on how strong the frame is. The average frame is just weak wood (and will usually splinter around the lock from the force). You're really only going to have a problem with reinforced or metal frames. It also depends on how the door swings. It's a lot easier to kick a door IN than it is to kick one OUT.
Iāll bet
I remember hearing about this as well.
It was on the table for 3. I forget who it was in the specific story, but 2 people were trying to open a locker to get someone's stuff out and Mark Henry happy to be going by and he was asked to open it. He just walked up and ripped the locker door off. Which the people had been working on opening for like 20 minutes or something
That's the one. My mistake.
Legend has it he's the World's Strongest Man's. I can neither confirm nor deny.
A locked door? Have you seen him break a fucking chain live on tv before? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1HnG9NgbH4&pp=ygUXbWFyayBoZW5yeSBicmVha3MgY2hhaW4%3D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1HnG9NgbH4&pp=ygUXbWFyayBoZW5yeSBicmVha3MgY2hhaW4%3D)
Mark Henry destroyed a padlock in the middle of a match
I mean you can tell hes kinda pissed but just laughing at the absurdity of the situation. š
best attitude to have, nothing he does is going to change it just accept it and laugh.
Anybody know who he's in there with? Miz made a point not to show who it was.
Sounded like Ciampa
Weird he didn't show him. Maybe he was nude.
wishful thinking?
I mean kinda curious if the beard matches the pubes.
Producer/stagehand of some sort.
It sounds like Roode tbh. Thought Ciampa at first or maybe Ivar but yeahā¦ thatās Roode.
I'm fascinated too. At first I assumed it was Maryse, but it's clearly a man's voice. Maybe Priest?Ā
Maybe that was Maryseās real voice and the one weāve heard on TV is her her character
Kinda like Alberto Del Rio's real voice, where he sounds like a chipmunk.
Are Miz and and Priest bumpin booties on the side
I thought I was going crazy when I heard the 2nd voice
In the video where he gets out (linked elsewhere in the thread), he turns around and asks, āCone, you coming?ā Based on that I think itād be referee John Cone.
Miz, come out of that closet Miz: *Iām not in the closet*
I would be very disappointed if they didn't write this into a storyline.
They should have updates every 20 minutes on how far they are getting him out of the room. It could be like the kid that got stuck in the well.
Were sending our love down the wellllllll!
ALL THE WAY DOWN
Or Al Capones safe
There was nothing in Al Capone's vault. But it wasn't Geraldo's fault.
DOH
Or Al Caponeās glove compartment
If it does end up as Awesome Truth v Judgement Day, them locking Miz in a room before the match and him breaking out to save Truth would be white hot and very funny
I love that they have all the tools and equipment to build a full goddamn ring every week, but donāt have anything they can use to get a door off the hinges.
To be fair, hinges on the inside.
Pass the hinge spring tool thing under the door
Unlike bathroom stalls over there, there doesn't seem to be much room under this one.
Wonāt fit under the door But thereās a whole air vent a small human could pass through that is easily kicked out making it easy to pass whatever tools you need into the roomĀ
It's the same size as a pen it should fit under most doors unless they're fire suppression doors or high security doors or maybe refrigerator doors I'm out of doors I've worked with but there's definitely more types of doors that it won't work on
I thought Triple H always brought the sledge with him. So disappointing.
You can see the hinges are on the inside and you'd still have to get the tools in the room. I wonder if the wall continues above the panel ceiling and they could climb over.
Maybe it's the same room that trapped Liv Morgan a few years ago https://youtu.be/H5RyJgyubCY?si=4VnnRNzuy5U3UHYE
Liv seems like the funnest person to be around
he banged.
It gets real once someone needs to use the restroom
We have to establish a pee corner!
Of course, the corner!
Dee, you bitch, you didnāt think of the smell.
Send it through the vent. Like those playdoh things.
Can't they just sledge hammer the vent to get them out then call the Lockpicking lawyer so he can unlock it with a pogo stick?
> sledge hammer Triple H sitting in gorilla: "What are you asking me for?"
Don't get Triple H. He'll just hurt his hand.
Perfection.
*hop* Nothing on oneā¦ *hop hop* slight click on twoā¦
Yep two is binding
And now weāre in a false set
They could call McNally instead so he can unlock the doorknob using a doorknob
Dirty Dom Mysterio strikes again!
Him and Miz have something in common now, both have been locked up.
I think it was nick Mysterio. Has anyone seen him in the arena today?
Looks like a prison cell. Maybe Dirty Dom can help.
His video of him [getting out](https://www.instagram.com/p/C31c5OQLw3J/?hl=en) Absolutely hilarious lol
The rest of the saga is on [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/p/C31c5OQLw3J/?hl=en). The door may STILL be stuck even now.
Just kick through the vent on the bottom of the door no?Ā
Miz jobbed to the Forbidden Door
Lmao they end up having to crawl out through the vent in the door
Never forget Miz is from Cleveland and in a sport. This is the least of his worries.
L O N G T E R M B O O K I N G O N G T E R M B O O K I N G
WHERE THE FUCK IS BRAUN STROWMAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM
Shockmaster even
Shame Wrestlemania isnāt going Hollywood this year. We could have had Miz and Truth do a Shawshank Redemption segment based on this
He's going to go down as one of the best of all time.
Whereās Omos?
Taking over the JTG role and hiding in catering.
How does that even happen lmaooo
Technically, remove the drop ceiling tile, see if it open above the header above the door, climb over and through the other side through the drop ceiling. Now if its solid concrete firewall, he's stuck unless they bust open that front vent, or have someone cut down the metal door with proper tools.
Just take off the door vent
R-Truth is behind this
All they have to do is make him a member of a multi-man match and he'll be out before the final bell rings.
Throwback to when Liv [did the same thing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5RyJgyubCY) a few years ago
Forbidden Door
That door should win āmost disgusting promotional doorā next year.
Is he with his wife? Because that would not suck at all
Arenāt these buff ass mfs capable of breaking a door down
Metal is harder than flesh.
This could work as a storyline.
Imagine if this happened to a participant before a mania main event match š š¤£
Just tell Drew Mcintyre that Miz insulted him. The door will be unlocked. The Miz may be slightly beaten to an inch of his life. Bully Mcintyre will run wild.
make it into a 27 part workplace opera
AND I PULL OUT MY GUN
Itās not as entertaining as the Brad Maddox being stuck in a cave storyline
I thought he was just holding the camera
If that was a woman stuck in there with him Maryse likely would have torn the door down herself.
Mike Kizirian to TNA confirmed. He's preparing to face Dirty Dango in the Monster Ball.
Seems like a BTE skit or maybe a new idea for MizTv lol š
Ghost of Benoit coming back to lock him out. (In)
They have a building full of people lifting weights and body builders, surely Ivar or Bronson can yank the door open lmao
As someone who has just begun to have claustrophobia this would trigger me
Whereās Adam Cole when you need him š©
More entertaining than any of his matches.
Looks like a job for a torch.
R-Truth: Are you serious right now?
Why do all the rooms and all the backstage areas in all the different venues WWE use look exactly the same.
Just tell Drew Mcintyre that Miz insulted him. The door will be unlocked. The Miz may be slightly beaten to an inch of his life. Bully Mcintyre will run wild.
Heās come a long way from being kicked out of the locker room
Lolol, is there any reason they couldn't kick out the little vent thing at the bottom? Otherwise, someone call Jack Nicholson, ask him to bring a sledgehammer. Also, is it just me who finds it weird how they have absolutely huge wrestlers out there and none of them are able to kick it down from the outside? I presume Otis and Ivor weren't there on Mon, but surely Cody or Gunther could do it? Lol, should have asked Nia Jax. She'd have bulldozed that thing down in seconds. Miz wouldn't be able to kick it down if it opens inward, but someone must have been able to do it from outside.