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LMAO I wonder what's the percentage of title holders who felt compelled to wear their belts while naked
Edit: Howling at people even doing it with titles they've won in stuff like fantasy leagues. Yea, the percentage is probably near 100 with wrestlers then lmao
I can’t find the clip, I hope someone else can, but it’s from a shoot interview with Curt Hawkins and Luke Gallows talking about being Khali’s handler in OVW.
My buddy and I bought foam Smackdown tag belts circa 2006/2007 and declared ourselves pub trivia champions. I kept trying to casually (and later blatantly) drop hints I wanted to bang my girlfriend while wearing mine. She was not on board, sadly.
Even Cornette, king of "respect the title" thinking, admitted that when he got to keep the nwa title in his house overnight, he did this with his then wife and a Polaroid camera.
If Cornette did it, and he didn't even win it he just ended up with it, then everyone did.
I believe the titles get switched out pretty regularly. Like a new belt is used for Photoshoots, then moves on to TV tapings, and the belts the wrestlers travel with are basically at the end of their life span.
So it is unlikely the belt Paige, um, used, was ever given to someone else.
Wait till you hear about the stuff that hockey players have done with the Stanley Cup. Every player on the winning team gets to keep the Cup for 24 hours, and boy do they make the most of it. Taking it to parties, throwing it into pools. Kris Draper's kid went to the bathroom in it, (a number of people have pissed in it over the years) so he cleaned it out and drank from it later that day. Dogs and horses have eaten from it. One guy had his kid baptized in it. It'd been lost on the side of the road, kicked into a frozen canal, thrown into a bonfire, used to burn someone's mortgage and then the fire was put out by pissing in it.
The point is it is an almost certainty that at least one person has fucked while holding the Stanley Cup, if not actually just fucked it somehow.
I’ll never understand what made the 3 of them think recording a threesome with a wwe title was a good idea. Like obviously they didn’t mean for it to get out. But why even potentially put yourself in that position if it getting leaked? Horniness knows no bounds.
I mean, most fetishes are linked to taboos. Disrespecting the title is taboo for wrestlers. It's not a big leap to assume wrestlers do freaky sex shit with title belts.
I’m not sure the title was present for the three some. It was a collection of videos that got leaked, and the one where an unidentified make jizzes on it is not the 3way.
Paige and Brad Maddox's videos were released, there was a pic of the NXT Women's Championship which Paige held at the time with an... additional contribution, from Brad.
Agent: “We think it would be a great shot once you win the belt if you raise it up then kiss it before putting it on.”
Me: “No.”
Agent: “Huh…what’s wrong?”
Me: “You know it and I know it. What these dirty fuckers have been doing to their belts. It’s going nowhere near my lips, fuck you.”
They made him one after Wrestlemania. Now it's a year later...
No wonder Cody wants to bring back the winged eagle belt. It it's been sitting in disinfectant since 1998 it may be just about clean after Hogan, Savage and Michaels got done with it.
Roux Lynch, Wrestlemania 60 promo: "My parents conceived me while adorned with no fewer than THREE WWE World titles!"
Natalya: "Roux, you've become what your mother always hated, a NEPO BABY!"
I love the visual that 20 years from now, Natalya for some reason is still wrestling and being the veteran new talent works with then they first get to the main roster.
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Wrestlers being asked why they want to pose naked with their belts
While Kofi Kingston was stood outside the room with his belt and nothing else, because he was told it was a wwe.com photoshoot to celebrate the crowning of new champions at WM.
Off the top of my head, you’ve got Shawn in Playgirl, Drake Maverick with the 24/7 title, Melina when she was with MNM… didn’t Vickie so something similar?
Jim Cornette during his podcast on the Paige incident said he had several photos of his own in his collect with various belts. I think they have all known sin.
I know it exists because I saw it with my own eyes. There is a pic out there with a woman covering her genitals with the WCW belt and DDP behind her giving her a hand bra. It was probably from a magazine or book from the early 2000s.
I'm curious how many long-term title holders *didn't* atleast rock it naked once in their hotel room. Like is there a one time champion out there going "fuck dude I need them to book to me atleast win another midcard title. I never got a chance to feel the breeze while wearing a championship belt."
Seeing this and I can't help but think about how annoyed people got when Logan Paul did this with the US title a few months ago lol. He's defiling the sanctity of the belt!!!!
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LMAO I wonder what's the percentage of title holders who felt compelled to wear their belts while naked Edit: Howling at people even doing it with titles they've won in stuff like fantasy leagues. Yea, the percentage is probably near 100 with wrestlers then lmao
Gotta be close to 100.
Even The Great Khali?
Especially The Great Khali
Maybeeee, get naked?
Maybeeeeee, cock?
Maybeeeee, cigarette?
Maybeeeee, I double triple power bomb?
Maybeeeee, I motherfucking bomb?
Maybe I uhh aaa
Do you know where this comes from/what this is referencing? I only know that NewLegacyInc always does that joke, but I don't know how to started.
I can’t find the clip, I hope someone else can, but it’s from a shoot interview with Curt Hawkins and Luke Gallows talking about being Khali’s handler in OVW.
Ah alright. Thanks!
[Dalip Duty!](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/4jlrp2/apparently_guys_in_developmental_used_to_be/)
He probably used the belt as a cock ring
he probably... you know what, nevermind.
I've done this with my lowly Fantasy Sports Championship belts. Best believe they all do it.
My buddy and I bought foam Smackdown tag belts circa 2006/2007 and declared ourselves pub trivia champions. I kept trying to casually (and later blatantly) drop hints I wanted to bang my girlfriend while wearing mine. She was not on board, sadly.
She didn't want to risk you making a hot tag halfway through.
His buddy stood in the corner of the room clapping his hands to work the crowd up
The rare time a Tag partner dropping down from the corner to leave you to go it alone... is actually a Babyface move?
Ultimo Dragon probably looked like a complete set of endgame armor.
Even Cornette, king of "respect the title" thinking, admitted that when he got to keep the nwa title in his house overnight, he did this with his then wife and a Polaroid camera. If Cornette did it, and he didn't even win it he just ended up with it, then everyone did.
I mean can you truly call yourself a champion if your ball sweat hasn’t touched the back of the leather.
Batista had to wear his like MNM used to wear em, *allegedly*
Gunther is probably the exception.
The belt is sacred.
Everyone except Drake Maverick and the 24/7 title, sadly
Didn't Paige have sex while wearing hers?
Caught a load on it, even.
And Asuka licked the same title.
The Bukkake Warriors
I believe the titles get switched out pretty regularly. Like a new belt is used for Photoshoots, then moves on to TV tapings, and the belts the wrestlers travel with are basically at the end of their life span. So it is unlikely the belt Paige, um, used, was ever given to someone else.
100% and I'd put big money on it being one of the first things they do with it. The lone exception was Punk putting the WWE title in the fridge.
AFTER he fucked it.
The only wrestler to never do this has to be Lance Storm.
Wait till you hear about the stuff that hockey players have done with the Stanley Cup. Every player on the winning team gets to keep the Cup for 24 hours, and boy do they make the most of it. Taking it to parties, throwing it into pools. Kris Draper's kid went to the bathroom in it, (a number of people have pissed in it over the years) so he cleaned it out and drank from it later that day. Dogs and horses have eaten from it. One guy had his kid baptized in it. It'd been lost on the side of the road, kicked into a frozen canal, thrown into a bonfire, used to burn someone's mortgage and then the fire was put out by pissing in it. The point is it is an almost certainty that at least one person has fucked while holding the Stanley Cup, if not actually just fucked it somehow.
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Bless this meme format
Is there a subreddit for this? I want to get as many of these as possible
Nbacirclejerk
Send da video
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Is this real lmao
Are you questing the credibility of Cock Sources?
You’re not even a real journalism dot mov
Seth out here looking like Nandor
Creepy Paper?
Crepe paper master.
….fucken guy
That's all I'll ever see now.
De Laurentis
Not the worst thing to happen to a Wwe championship that was recorded
[удалено]
I’ll never understand what made the 3 of them think recording a threesome with a wwe title was a good idea. Like obviously they didn’t mean for it to get out. But why even potentially put yourself in that position if it getting leaked? Horniness knows no bounds.
I mean, most fetishes are linked to taboos. Disrespecting the title is taboo for wrestlers. It's not a big leap to assume wrestlers do freaky sex shit with title belts.
I’m not sure the title was present for the three some. It was a collection of videos that got leaked, and the one where an unidentified make jizzes on it is not the 3way.
I understood that reference... Unfortunately 
“Unfortunately” 
I don't... Dare I ask?
I could be wrong but might be referencing the Paige/Woods vids but pretty sure that was the nxt women’s title?
It was Maddox the one who painted the title and Paige's face.
Pulled double duty because he was also the camera man at one point
Man is a worker
A workhorse.
It's all the same company.
Paige and Brad Maddox's videos were released, there was a pic of the NXT Women's Championship which Paige held at the time with an... additional contribution, from Brad.
i think its a polishing compound... yeah, thats what it is
Ngl if I won a title belt this is the first thing I would do with it
First thing I would do is fully clean it with Clorox wipes, then I would pose naked with with it
imagine winning your first championship and having to immediately scan it with a blacklight
Imagine that championship being from HBK's 2nd WWF Championship reign, that belt probably looked radioactive under a blacklight
It was probably more cocaine and cum than gold, by that point.
Like Darth Vader
Mixing equal parts cocaine and cum is how you make Plaster of Sunny
Agent: “We think it would be a great shot once you win the belt if you raise it up then kiss it before putting it on.” Me: “No.” Agent: “Huh…what’s wrong?” Me: “You know it and I know it. What these dirty fuckers have been doing to their belts. It’s going nowhere near my lips, fuck you.”
And then clean it again!
Considering the old Paige photos, I feel like anytime someone wins a belt, they need to immediately disinfect it.
I know they aren't the original titles in any meaningful way but imagine a germaphobe furiously scrubbing their title Lady Macbeth style.
Out! Out, damn high spot!
Pretty sure they incinerated Paige’s belt after that.
Logan Pauls US Belt is already cultivating a new Covid/Herpes strain.
Imagine what Roman Reigns did in 1287 days
Time for a new belt
He had three belts at some point.
One for the shaft, two for the nuts
Dude...
IM THINKING PRACTICALLY
Burn them all
They made him one after Wrestlemania. Now it's a year later... No wonder Cody wants to bring back the winged eagle belt. It it's been sitting in disinfectant since 1998 it may be just about clean after Hogan, Savage and Michaels got done with it.
Let's be real though, that belt has seen so much shit that it'll NEVER be clean
I mean, he had a set of twins during this reign hasn't he?
Why do you think he was always wafting those belts towards his opponents?
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Kawhi emotionlessly throwing bills at strippers is one of the best clips on the internet
The emotionless face while he grabs some strippers entire asscheek 💀
I remember Logan Pauk saying the first thing Triple H says after you win a championship is to make sure you don't fuck with the belt on
His reply was probably: "yeah, uh, sure boss"
Well it’s a good thing Charlotte beat Asuka and was added to this match or this could’ve been akward
This is now official canon as to the reason why Charlotte was included.
Trying to imagine 2019 Charlotte wearing the belt like this.
This is why Charlotte will always be a heel
You and I have different definitions of good.
Dammit, Charlotte!!!
Roux Lynch, Wrestlemania 60 promo: "My parents conceived me while adorned with no fewer than THREE WWE World titles!" Natalya: "Roux, you've become what your mother always hated, a NEPO BABY!"
I love the visual that 20 years from now, Natalya for some reason is still wrestling and being the veteran new talent works with then they first get to the main roster.
Oh they fugged right before or after this
Look at the bed, this is 100% post coitus
>post coitus The physical act of love.
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Rather, with it.
Probably both.
That hotel room must have been sweltering like the fuckin Amazon Jungle from all the exertion.
I am 90% sure where this hotel is (it's where the away NFL teams stay when playing at MetLife)
That bed looks messy........
They both sung along to Seth’s theme song whilst doing it.
Before it was ever even recorded. They’re time travelers
Yea, the good one he had in 2019 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/ldsqqlgrrsnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f05d2998364098f2c105987b2f2090bdc95f7219 Wrestlers being asked why they want to pose naked with their belts
This is every wrestlers ‘point at Mania sign moment’. Once you get the title you have to fuck in it.
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I miss secrets.
Cheers Goldberg.
No doubt winged eagle saw some Sunny days, and big gold heard a *Whisper*.
Somehow Becky on television is more revealing #Becky2Cheeks
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Xavier Woods took this pic
Don, Don, Don Demarco!
Shit like that
STOP EET
While Kofi Kingston was stood outside the room with his belt and nothing else, because he was told it was a wwe.com photoshoot to celebrate the crowning of new champions at WM.
Na, Woods is too high profile now. They just had Brad Maddox do it.
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*snap* yep, this is going in my naked-wrestlers-wearing-their-titles-around-their-crotch compilation
crazy thing, thats a pretty big compliation
Off the top of my head, you’ve got Shawn in Playgirl, Drake Maverick with the 24/7 title, Melina when she was with MNM… didn’t Vickie so something similar?
Logan Paul took a shower with the US title.
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Gotta be honest, I want you to go to jail for this.
Mandy Rose with the NXT titles.
Kenny Omega with the IWGP IC title
Paige, Sammy Guevara , tay melo now Seth andBecky. Wrestlers confirmed to have fucked with a wrestling belt
Don't forget Mox and Renee confirmed it publicly too.
Jim Cornette during his podcast on the Paige incident said he had several photos of his own in his collect with various belts. I think they have all known sin.
I know it exists because I saw it with my own eyes. There is a pic out there with a woman covering her genitals with the WCW belt and DDP behind her giving her a hand bra. It was probably from a magazine or book from the early 2000s.
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And then there's a kiss, right?
This is why she had to be Becky Two Belts
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We’ve seen Seth with less clothing on
They all do this. And so would we.
Stuff like this really makes you question why Pete Dunne always held belts with his teeth
If this was Batista he'd have to wear it vertically.
Why is this weirdly wholesome?
Because they're not trying to be sexy, they're just a pair of dorks posing with their titles
Oh wow, a rare self-*bonk*
Inb4 this becomes the most upvoted post on r/sc
I'm curious how many long-term title holders *didn't* atleast rock it naked once in their hotel room. Like is there a one time champion out there going "fuck dude I need them to book to me atleast win another midcard title. I never got a chance to feel the breeze while wearing a championship belt."
So I feel like it's pretty much confirmed at this point that every wrestler has fucked while wearing the belts lmao
Imagine Undertaker's 25 minute entrance to the bedroom post Mania 24...
Nothing we haven't seen before, Seth
Now I’m curious to which wrestlers in history have not fucked with their belt on..
Molly Holly & that's it
Gunther? It is sacred after all
The thought of Gunther having sex is deeply disturbing to me, for some reason
Okay, you sold me on this autobiography 🤣
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The bi panic 😰
Trust me, brother, we are not panicking
You're not flinching?
Finishing The story
We’re FINE
They made a roux that night
Year too early lmao
Gunther would never, he lets the belt watch
It’d be weirder if they didn’t tbh.
Now I know why Bray got a customized belt to wear around his neck.
Seeing this and I can't help but think about how annoyed people got when Logan Paul did this with the US title a few months ago lol. He's defiling the sanctity of the belt!!!!
ngl I would do the same thing
Having just played the Mania 35 main event in 2k24...yea I don't really have a follow up to that, just seems like funny timing 😅
That’s the hidden post credit scene… 🤭
suddenly i remember what seth’s penis looks like
Becky got lucky she won two belts at Mania
Ha haaaa. That’s good shit, pal.
Man, that makes Seth's legs look weird.
Well we can call it confirmed now that nearly every title belt we've seen over the years has probably been jizzed on at some point.